brocklock76
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Post by brocklock76 on Apr 17, 2015 19:14:58 GMT -5
‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’
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Post by Mox on Apr 17, 2015 19:23:13 GMT -5
‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’ Haha. Classic. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 7:11:18 GMT -5
‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’ |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 8:11:16 GMT -5
‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’ Hey, Chunk! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 9:12:00 GMT -5
‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’ If Darren Drozdov saw this post, he would approve. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 9:18:39 GMT -5
‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’ Best. |
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Post by BoJack Hogan on Apr 18, 2015 10:49:11 GMT -5
Yyyyeah...this is awkward....I...may have been the guy responsible for the whole Benoit tragedy. I apologize that we will now never get a figure.
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Post by The Real Valbroski on Apr 18, 2015 12:20:36 GMT -5
Yyyyeah...this is awkward....I...may have been the guy responsible for the whole Benoit tragedy. I apologize that we will now never get a figure. Kevin Sullivan? |
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Post by BoJack Hogan on Apr 18, 2015 13:02:20 GMT -5
The bottom line is, now we can put this whole mess behind us. WWE Network will play the Benoit tribute Raw in it's entirety for 72 hours straight, Nancy Grace can rescind all of those terrible things that she said, Randy Orton's title win can be returned to history, the Eddie/Benoit beautiful Wrestlemania moment can finally be restored, and Mattel can begin immediate work on the first of 50 Chris Benoit Elite figures. My soul is clean!!!
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Post by The Real Valbroski on Apr 18, 2015 14:50:27 GMT -5
I'm more excited for my copy of pokemon fire red for the GBA to come than anything else right now which is incredibly sad.
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Post by Planktung on Apr 18, 2015 14:51:40 GMT -5
The biggest reason I don't have my driver's license yet is out of fear that I'll get into an accident and take someone's life.
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Post by The Real Valbroski on Apr 18, 2015 15:12:37 GMT -5
The biggest reason I don't have my driver's license yet is out of fear that I'll get into an accident and take someone's life. that used to scare me a lot too man, especially the idea of having somebody in the car with me when it happened. don't let it scare you away from getting your license though. the idea of driving is way different than actually driving so it's easy to psych yourself out. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2015 8:55:25 GMT -5
I'm on day five of anti-depressants. I'm in a pretty good mood.
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Post by UltimateCollector78 on Apr 19, 2015 9:54:05 GMT -5
2 years ago I was exited to be attending WM 29 in NJ. My first WM Iive and I was ready, only problem is I got so wasted that we had to leave during the Del Rio vs Swagger match. I remember very little after Ryback vs Henry, I have no idea what happened, did the streak end ? did Rock job to Cena? how we got home?
I had a terrible hangover for the next 3 days, and every time that event gets highlighted or I see the dvd in a store I feel like I am gonna puke.
Its all that ebay seller's fault who sold me good seats for a reasonable price, that are 10 steps away the bar.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2015 10:06:06 GMT -5
from 12 to 6 every night I'm just super depressed about everything.
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Post by Kyle on Apr 20, 2015 9:25:48 GMT -5
I want to punch my brother in-law in the face so hard. He's a therapist, so he uses his mind fuhkkery on his wife and employees to do whatever the hell he wants. I can see through his bullcrap, which is why I'm leaving his company and not looking back. I have a severe intolerance for people who manipulate others to get what they want. My wife (his sister in-law) worked for him for 10 years, took a pay cut, lost her health insurance, and worked 5 different shifts during that time and the son of a turd had the nerve to try and make her feel like crap for accepting a job that benefits our family in every way.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2015 9:27:24 GMT -5
I want to punch my brother in-law in the face so hard. He's a therapist, so he uses his mind fuhkkery on his wife and employees to do whatever the hell he wants. I can see through his bullcrap, which is why I'm leaving his company and not looking back. I have a severe intolerance for people who manipulate others to get what they want. My wife (his sister in-law) worked for him for 10 years, took a pay cut, lost her health insurance, and worked 5 different shifts during that time and the son of a turd had the nerve to try and make her feel like crap for accepting a job that benefits our family in every way. You should do it. Guy's clearly a d**k! |
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Post by Kyle on Apr 20, 2015 9:36:21 GMT -5
I want to punch my brother in-law in the face so hard. He's a therapist, so he uses his mind fuhkkery on his wife and employees to do whatever the hell he wants. I can see through his bullcrap, which is why I'm leaving his company and not looking back. I have a severe intolerance for people who manipulate others to get what they want. My wife (his sister in-law) worked for him for 10 years, took a pay cut, lost her health insurance, and worked 5 different shifts during that time and the son of a turd had the nerve to try and make her feel like crap for accepting a job that benefits our family in every way. You should do it. Guy's clearly a d**k! If it wouldn't cause any family issues, I would do it twice. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 14:24:33 GMT -5
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The other day some girls walked past me and said "I keep waking up naked" I said that's what you get for being a h**... She heard what was supposed to be a joke to my friend and it was very awkward.
The same day in a religious studies class they were talking about Chasity and I said no that's a stripper off GTA 5 straight after that they talked about promiscuity and I said no that's called being a h**... Yeah it was VERY awkward
Also when I went the Nicki Minaj concert I got... Lets say too jealous of a girl who Trey Songz & Nicki choose to go on stage I started majorly moaning to a good friend and she just laughed at me. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 20:28:50 GMT -5
The biggest reason I don't have my driver's license yet is out of fear that I'll get into an accident and take someone's life. This is my fear, having anxiety doesnt help either, but i'm about to take my road test monday. Dont let it stop you from getting it. |
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