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Post by The Gangsta on Jan 11, 2015 15:57:01 GMT -5
Last year, before my track team went out on a run, I took a dukie that would be described by Jim Ross as "the longest, uninterrupted, piece of human waste known to man."
It had the shape of a frag grenade, yet the size of an elephant's waste. As expected, it did not go down and I just left it there.
A few minutes later, a lacrosse player walked in and saw my waste. He literally shouted out to the world about how massive and scary it truly was. I'd say about 15 kids from each spring team went into that small bathroom and observed it.
No one knew who did it and I never told them. Jeez, why am I sharing this right now?
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Post by TeamratedCDS on Jan 12, 2015 1:06:08 GMT -5
We'll since everyone is being honest......
Me and my cousin were at this highschool football game and we were hungry so we walked down to Subway. Ordered our food and we sat in the booth and there was this brown paper bag. In it were a CD player and $200 cash. We took it and went back to the game only for him to get caught with it by his dad the next day. My mom questioned me where I got it and I said we found it. She was pissed but the money was already gone as I bought Tony Hawks underground 2.
Dirtbag achievement unlocked!
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Post by Sleazyness on Jan 12, 2015 14:54:25 GMT -5
I saw my teacher's breasts...
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Post by Colter on Jan 12, 2015 15:00:06 GMT -5
I saw my teacher's breasts... Accidentally?
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Post by Sleazyness on Jan 12, 2015 15:01:29 GMT -5
I saw my teacher's breasts... Accidentally? Yeah.
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Post by The Yes Man on Jan 12, 2015 16:25:19 GMT -5
I saw my teacher's breasts... Good or bad?
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Post by Thunder Chunky on Jan 12, 2015 20:01:58 GMT -5
Ive been in 5 car accidents. My parents only know about 2 though.
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Post by Brad on Jan 12, 2015 22:36:46 GMT -5
I saw my teacher's breasts... We need more info. Lol
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Post by Sleazyness on Jan 12, 2015 23:27:17 GMT -5
I saw my teacher's breasts... We need more info. Lol The were nice and a pretty good size.
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Post by Brad on Jan 13, 2015 6:41:15 GMT -5
The were nice and a pretty good size. How did it happen anyway?
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Post by Hulk Who? on Jan 13, 2015 7:38:42 GMT -5
I'm still slightly upset Macho and Warrior weren't really immortal. And some of these confessions are not confessions, anything involving pursuing women and staring at teacher's breasts is an atta boy, not a confession for 's sake.
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Post by ¡Twist Of Lime Green Jello! on Jan 14, 2015 6:44:14 GMT -5
I'll throw back a Hail Mary and confess something to keep this going. This takes place at primary school nearly 20 years ago when I was about 10 years old. Thats around the age that I started drawing. I was a junkie and the pencil was my heroine. I'd draw pretty much anything. Whether it be something outside, something I saw on TV or even what was right in front of me. One day this no hoper gets a pen and draws a thick red line right through my drawing, completely ruining it. This er was bigger and taller than me. I stood no chance so I Emily Thorned it and planned my revenge. This particular person was gonna go nowhere in life, thick as two planks. His highest hope would be to work in McDonalds or the graveyard shift at a service station. He had a habit or writing things in txt speak, abbreviating words, using numbers for words etc. So after school I snuck back into class, got a bit of chalk and wrote on the chalkboard in big plain letters 'Dis skool can get ed. Crips mutha a'. No one else in class talked like that except him so obviously he got the blame and a week long suspension. To this day no one knew it was me who set him up. Here we go again. This actually happened May last year, a day before flying over to Las Vegas. Me and my fiancee Sophie dropped our little girl, Ashlynn off at the in-laws place. We brought some of Ashlynn's toys since she'd be staying there for a week. It was only Sophie's mother who was home at the time and about an hour or so after we arrived, she realised she had to quickly head back into the city. She took Ashlynn with her and since Homeland was on TV, me and Sophie both decided to stay back until the episode had finished. After the mother in law and Ashlynn left, I said to Sophie something along the lines of "you know, its just us here" which lead to naughty good times. While in the throes of passion, she kicked the glass coffee table out of the way. However the suction cups that hold the glass top down had zero suction, so the glass top went flying across the room and fell into a million pieces on the hard wooden floor. Since we couldn't use the legit reason for the glass breaking, we came up with an excuse. First things first though, we played rock, paper, scissors to see who would get the blame in our plan. I lost. Once we swept up all the glass, I told the mother in law that I had tripped over one of the toys that Ashlynn left on the floor and my knee hit the glass top which made it slide off and break. She believed me which was good. I offered to buy a new coffee table but she said not to worry about it. Double win. I'm still slightly upset Macho and Warrior weren't really immortal. And some of these confessions are not confessions, anything involving pursuing women and staring at teacher's breasts is an atta boy, not a confession for 's sake. This is a safe zone, no judging!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 10:41:58 GMT -5
I have an automatic attraction to females who wear high heels and feel they can make a 7 look like a 9. At first glance I thought you said you were attracted to females that are age 7 and 9
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 10:42:51 GMT -5
I got a tattoo to try and win over this girl, I really like the tattoo but what was the final nail in the coffin in me getting it was to try and impress this girl
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 10:55:12 GMT -5
From 2006-2009 I stole thousands of dollars worth of newly released DVD's from various places all over my city and sold them so I could make easy money, mainly during Christmas.. To this day I'll never understand how I got away with it.. I'm talking 5-6 stores a night bringing in 5-6 movies per store for weeks straight multiple times throughout the year. It was either pure skill or complete luck. Not a good idea to confess something like this lol
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 10:55:48 GMT -5
I have an automatic attraction to females who wear high heels and feel they can make a 7 look like a 9. At first glance I thought you said you were attracted to females that are age 7 and 9 Lol nah. Not my type.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 11:02:51 GMT -5
I.... Feel so bad but once I order 2 fries from burger King I got one I told this b**chy! woman I only got one she (I even paid for two) started to scream and shout I was a liar I should die ect. So I threw a large bag of boiling hot fries in her face and left
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Post by Word™ on Jan 15, 2015 11:13:27 GMT -5
From 2006-2009 I stole thousands of dollars worth of newly released DVD's from various places all over my city and sold them so I could make easy money, mainly during Christmas.. To this day I'll never understand how I got away with it.. I'm talking 5-6 stores a night bringing in 5-6 movies per store for weeks straight multiple times throughout the year. It was either pure skill or complete luck. Not a good idea to confess something like this lol Long time ago. No one knows who I am. No one knows where I am. It's fine.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 11:28:29 GMT -5
Not a good idea to confess something like this lol Long time ago. No one knows who I am. No one knows where I am. It's fine. Well I'm sorry but I don't know who you are. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you turn yourself in now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Post by The Sexy Psychotic on Jan 17, 2015 7:41:16 GMT -5
I had like a 6 week sex-filled fling with my flatmate while she was in a long-term relationship....twice....in two separate relationships...
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