Post by ASHYD123 on Dec 15, 2005 12:47:21 GMT -5
HWF THE BEGGinING OF AN ERA
The show starts off with pyro and lasers spreading across the arena.
(Backstage)
srgt slaughter: are you ready maggots for a start of an era because if your not then drop and give me 20!
Bobby: thanks srgt I think? Well any way welcome to the debut show of HWF. I hope your ready wrestling fans because tonight he have a Triple H vs. Bret Hart, Rob van dam vs. Kurt Angle, Rhyno vs. Jeff Hardy in a tables match and for tonight’s main event Shawn Michaels vs. that Hollywood star The Rock in a steel cage match for the HWF world title. Oh and I almost forgot sitting next to me tonight the Hot Rod Roddy Piper.
Roddy: Hey wrestling fans this event looks a bit crappy but don’t worry because tonight I will be having a special edition of pipers pit with Marty Janetty who will be facing the winner or Rock vs. HBK tonight.
(Triple H's music plays) he walks down the ramp into the ring
Bobby: he's got that look in his eyes
Roddy: looks like he’s had a bad taco for lunch.
(Bret Harts music plays) he makes his way down the ramp into the ring
Bobby: referring this match and all the matches tonight Earl Hebnar.
The match starts with Triple H running towards Bret Hart and Hart chucking him over the top rope.
Roddy: Didn’t see that coming
Bobby: Nor did I
Triple H gets back in to the ring and charges for Hart but Bret Turns around, catches Triple H's head and swings it in to the turnbuckle three times. Triple H comes back with an elbow to the chest and then an upper cutter to the head, Bret then spins around and falls on to the floor.
Fans: (yelling) GOT TO HURT, GOT TO HURT, GOT TO HURT.
Bobby: Ouch!
Roddy: I know what that feels like
Triple H picks up Bret and knees him in the head while holding his hair. Then he lifts him up over his shoulders for the pump handle slam. Bret reverses and grabs Triple H for the release German suplex.
Roddy: I know what that feels like.
Bobby: I bet you do.
Bret then picks up Triple H for the suplex and throws him down.
Roddy: I know what that feels like.
Bobby: I know you do.
Bret then dose a threw stops to Triple H's head
Roddy: I know what that feels like.
Bobby: Ok we got it you know I know and the fans know
Roddy: just saying
Bret Hart then climbs top the second turnbuckle and jumps down for the knee drop, but Triple H turns around and Bret misses.
Roddy: I know what that feels like
(All fans in the arena stop and turn to look at Roddy and shout) SHUT UP!
Roddy: What. I was just saying.
Bobby: We know ,can we just get back to the match ok
Roddy : O..............K
Triple H then picks up Bret Hart and tries going for the ddt but Bret Hart struggles out of it and get Triple H in a headlock, then hooks his right leg round Triple H's leg and rolls him down to the ground for a stf.
Roddy: I know what that feels like
Bobby: I bet you do, I bet you know what every f***ing move feels like OK!
Roddy: (Girly voice) Ok
Triple H struggles to get to the bottom ropes but manges to get there. He uses the ropes to climb up and just as he makes it to his feet Bret closes lines him over the top rope. Just as Bret gets out the ring Triple H low blows him and chucks him into the barricade. Triple H then goes under the ring and gets out a sledgehammer. He tries to hit Bret with it but Bret ducks and hits Triple H with a drop kick witch sends him flying into the crowd. Just then the Ultimate Warrior runs down the ramp with a chair and starts hitting Bret with it.
Bobby: What’s caused the Ultimate Warrior to do this.
Roddy: I don’t know but it must have been bad.
Triple H and Ultimate Warrior shake hands.
Bobby: Looks like they’ve united or done a deal of some sort.
(Jerry Lawyers music plays) He comes out from the curtain and walks down the ramp.
Roddy: Well it looks like the HWF owner, are boss has something important to say.
Lawyer: (points to Triple H and Ultimate Warrior) So you two think you can get away with your little plan, well let me tell you two something I have a plan of my own. Next week you two will fight in a tag match against Bret and I think you all know the guy his name is.
(The lights go out and then come back on and Mick Foley is in the ring with a barbed wire bat)
Bobby: Wow Mick Foley, well it’s going the get interesting next week.
Mick Foley tries to hit Triple H and Ultimate Warrior with the barbed wire bat but they run through the curtain. Mick Foley then helps Bret get to his feet and they walk out.
Roddy: Well im sure looking forward to next weeks show.
Bobby: (Mutters under his breath) im sure looking forward to when you retire.
Roddy: What was that.
Bobby: Oh nothing. Any ways it’s RVD vs. Kurt Angle next.
(RVD’s music plays as he walks down the ramp into the ring)
Kurt Angles music plays as he walks down to the end of the ramp with a mike in his hand.
Bobby: Well let’s see what he has to say.
Kurt: You all know as well as I do that RVD is a washed up living in the past ECW wrestler. Come on you and I all know ECW stands for extrealy crappy wrestling. And how can you actually call it wrestling, come on, look at these medals I have around my neck, I won these from wrestling.
Just as Kurt finishes that last word RVD runs and flips over the top rope and lands on Angle. He then hopes up and takes Kurt’s medals off around Kurt’s neck and starts swinging them at his head then chucks them to the floor.
Roddy: Well that’s what I call in his face
RVD picks up Kurt and chucks him into the ring. Then he lifts him up over his shoulder but Kurt goes over the top of him and lands of the apron. Kurt grabs hold of RVD for the German suplex, RVD reverses with three elbows to the head then turns around and hurricarnana’s Kurt back into the ring. RVD goes for the pin but Kurt kicks out at one
Bobby: It’s going to take a lot more than that to keep Kurt Angle down.
Roddy: You said it.
RVD stomps Kurt and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and about the go for the frog splash.
Bobby: it’s all over now.
Kurt then gets p quickly and runs up the turnbuckles, hooks his arms around RVD and goes for the belly-to-belly suplex from the top rope.
Roddy: I don’t care what any one says I think he’s in pain.
Bobby: You think.
Kurt then goes for the pin, but RVD kicks out at two then rolls it round so he’s pinning Kurt but only gets two, then Kurt rolls it round so he’s pinning RVD again but holds his tights and gets the three.
Bobby: That’s not the way you’re meant to win a match.
Roddy: He won get over it.
(Kurt’s music plays) He runs out the ring picks up his medals and runs through the curtain.
RVD’s arguing with the ref, but the ref wont believe Kurt held his tights.
Bobby: May be next time.
RVD leaves the arena.
Roddy: For are next match it is a table’s match between Jeff Hardy and Rhyno.
(Jeff’s music plays) He walks down the ramp into the ring carrying a table.
Girls in the crow: Scream
Roddy: The girls love him to night.
(Rhyno’s music plays) He runs down the ramp into the ring also carrying a table
The ref explains the rules to the crowed.
Bobby: Ok so there’s two tables in the ring and four over the balcony.
Roddy: Yes and the way to win is to put your opponent through a table, your opponent does not win if you go through the table your self if you miss or fall.
Jeff and Rhyno hook up, Rhyno powerfully pushes Jeff back and Jeff goes flying into the middle rope.
Roddy: Rhyno has the power advantage, so what Jeff has to do is use his speed against him and hopefully counter his moves.
Jeff gets up and charges at Rhyno but then Rhyno turns with a spinning close line. He picks up Jeff and spins him round on his shoulders, then drops him. Rhyno picks up a table and takes it out side the ring laying it up against the turnbuckle out side.
Jeff hardy climbs on to the top turnbuckle and flips out side the ring but Rhyno catches him and losses balance and they fall to the floor.
Bobby: That was a bit risky.
Jeff gets up and drags Rhyno to the stage area. Jeff climbs the ladder to the top of the stage area. And starts calling to Rhyno to come up.
Bobby: Will Rhyno accept his invitation?
Roddy: Looks like it because he’s going up there.
Rhyno climbs up the ladder to get to Jeff. He lifts up Jeff over his head about to chuck him off the stage, but Jeff moves off and gets behind him. Then Rhyno turns around and goes for the suplex.
Bobby: They cant be serious its fofty feet up there.
Rhyno and Jeff fall off the stage from the suplex through four tables.
Crowed: Holy s**t ...Holy s**t...Holy s**t
Bobby: Rhyno wins the match but they both look in very bad shape.
Roddy: There come the EMT’s to stretcher them off.
Both Jeff and Rhyno get stretcher off.
(Roddys music plays)
Roddy: Looks like its time for my show.
Staff brings the pipers pit stuff to the ring.
(Marty Janettys music plays) Brutus walks down the ramp while swinging his scissors around everywhere into the ring and takes a seat next to piper.
Piper: Wow watch where you’re pointing that thing.
Marty: Oh yeah sorry.
Roddy: Ok now any way who do you thinks going to win tonight’s main event.
Marty: I go with the rock 100%.
Roddy: Why The Rock.
Marty: Why not he is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. And we all know Shawn and I used to be friends, But when everybody said he should of dropped me as a tag team partner sooner so he would of became more of a superstar, well that’s just ridiculous. Every one knows that I dropped him and that I should have been the one in the sport light. And I know The Rocks going to win to night but I hope and I pray that Shawn wins to night just so I can beat his ass in the ring and win that world belt so that every one knows I’m the real champion, I’m the one in the spot light and that I’m the one Who was meant to be the best and soon will be!
Roddy: Ok, fighting words from Marty. Any way I hope you don’t mind answering a few questions from the HWF fans.
Marty: Yeah sure no problem.
Roddy: Cool. This question is from Eddie C in Worthing, England, It says I know it’s been a year since you have been in a wrestling match, do you think you can still wrestle.
Marty: What do you mean can I still wrestle of course I can still wrestle who dose this fan think he is next question, I said next question.
Roddy: OK, ok this next question is from. …Vince McMahon the owner of WWE. It says why the hell has all my wrestlers gone to HWF please I need answers.
Marty: Because it’s better than you, next question.
Roddy: This question is from some one called Shawn M. It says do you actually think you will be able to beat Shawn Michaels come on he’s a former world champion.
Marty: Of course I can beat him look at me I’m in the best shape I have ever been in and Shawn is washed up over I’m the future champion of this company.
Roddy: Thank you for your comment back to you Bobby.
Bobby: Well now its time for the main event, the Rock vs. Shawn Michael’s in a steel cage match.
Roddy: It sure it we did a vote on are web site to ask witch two superstars you want in your main event to crown the first ever HWF champion and Both Shawn and rock won the vote, So here we go.
(The rocks music plays) He walks down the ramp talking trash to people and then gets in the ring.
(Shawn Michael’s music plays) The crowed goes crazy as he walks down the ramp into the ring.
The cage gets lowered from the ceiling and the HWF staff ties it onto the cage.
Both The Rock and Shawn start throwing fists at each other straight away. The Rock falls down first. Shawn Michaels then picks him up and chuck him into the steel cage and then into the other side of the cage. The Rock starts to bleed.
Roddy: He’s busted him wide open.
Shawn picks him up and suplexes him to the floor. Shawn then goes to the top rope but Rock gets up and slaps him in the face, then dose a ddt to Shawn off the top rope.
The Rocks face is now covered in blood as he picks up Shawn and whips him into the ropes and then pine busters him straight into the mat. He then chucks of his elbow pad and signals for the peoples elbow, but Shawn moves out the way and The Rock misses. Shawn then gets up and The Rock flips up to his feet but then Shawn hits him with the super kick. Shawn goes for the pin but The Rock kicks out, Shawn then starts to climb the cage and The Rock follows. The Rock and Shawn start throwing punches at each other at the top of the cage. The Rock hooks his arm around Shawn and Rock bottoms him off the cage.
Crowed: HOLY S**T!… HOLY S**T!… HOLY S**T!…
They both fall from the top of the cage. Marty runs down the ramp and distracts the ref as the rock pins Shawn and then Shawn rolls over The Rock and cradle pins him for the three count.
Bobby: Wow looks like Shawn is are first HWF champion.
Marty runs into the cage and starts chucking Shawn’s head into the cage.
Roddy: Well we know Marty wanted to face Shawn but we also knew he still hates Shawn.
Marty leaves the arena leaving Shawn lying in a puddle of blood in the ring.
Show ends.
The show starts off with pyro and lasers spreading across the arena.
(Backstage)
srgt slaughter: are you ready maggots for a start of an era because if your not then drop and give me 20!
Bobby: thanks srgt I think? Well any way welcome to the debut show of HWF. I hope your ready wrestling fans because tonight he have a Triple H vs. Bret Hart, Rob van dam vs. Kurt Angle, Rhyno vs. Jeff Hardy in a tables match and for tonight’s main event Shawn Michaels vs. that Hollywood star The Rock in a steel cage match for the HWF world title. Oh and I almost forgot sitting next to me tonight the Hot Rod Roddy Piper.
Roddy: Hey wrestling fans this event looks a bit crappy but don’t worry because tonight I will be having a special edition of pipers pit with Marty Janetty who will be facing the winner or Rock vs. HBK tonight.
(Triple H's music plays) he walks down the ramp into the ring
Bobby: he's got that look in his eyes
Roddy: looks like he’s had a bad taco for lunch.
(Bret Harts music plays) he makes his way down the ramp into the ring
Bobby: referring this match and all the matches tonight Earl Hebnar.
The match starts with Triple H running towards Bret Hart and Hart chucking him over the top rope.
Roddy: Didn’t see that coming
Bobby: Nor did I
Triple H gets back in to the ring and charges for Hart but Bret Turns around, catches Triple H's head and swings it in to the turnbuckle three times. Triple H comes back with an elbow to the chest and then an upper cutter to the head, Bret then spins around and falls on to the floor.
Fans: (yelling) GOT TO HURT, GOT TO HURT, GOT TO HURT.
Bobby: Ouch!
Roddy: I know what that feels like
Triple H picks up Bret and knees him in the head while holding his hair. Then he lifts him up over his shoulders for the pump handle slam. Bret reverses and grabs Triple H for the release German suplex.
Roddy: I know what that feels like.
Bobby: I bet you do.
Bret then picks up Triple H for the suplex and throws him down.
Roddy: I know what that feels like.
Bobby: I know you do.
Bret then dose a threw stops to Triple H's head
Roddy: I know what that feels like.
Bobby: Ok we got it you know I know and the fans know
Roddy: just saying
Bret Hart then climbs top the second turnbuckle and jumps down for the knee drop, but Triple H turns around and Bret misses.
Roddy: I know what that feels like
(All fans in the arena stop and turn to look at Roddy and shout) SHUT UP!
Roddy: What. I was just saying.
Bobby: We know ,can we just get back to the match ok
Roddy : O..............K
Triple H then picks up Bret Hart and tries going for the ddt but Bret Hart struggles out of it and get Triple H in a headlock, then hooks his right leg round Triple H's leg and rolls him down to the ground for a stf.
Roddy: I know what that feels like
Bobby: I bet you do, I bet you know what every f***ing move feels like OK!
Roddy: (Girly voice) Ok
Triple H struggles to get to the bottom ropes but manges to get there. He uses the ropes to climb up and just as he makes it to his feet Bret closes lines him over the top rope. Just as Bret gets out the ring Triple H low blows him and chucks him into the barricade. Triple H then goes under the ring and gets out a sledgehammer. He tries to hit Bret with it but Bret ducks and hits Triple H with a drop kick witch sends him flying into the crowd. Just then the Ultimate Warrior runs down the ramp with a chair and starts hitting Bret with it.
Bobby: What’s caused the Ultimate Warrior to do this.
Roddy: I don’t know but it must have been bad.
Triple H and Ultimate Warrior shake hands.
Bobby: Looks like they’ve united or done a deal of some sort.
(Jerry Lawyers music plays) He comes out from the curtain and walks down the ramp.
Roddy: Well it looks like the HWF owner, are boss has something important to say.
Lawyer: (points to Triple H and Ultimate Warrior) So you two think you can get away with your little plan, well let me tell you two something I have a plan of my own. Next week you two will fight in a tag match against Bret and I think you all know the guy his name is.
(The lights go out and then come back on and Mick Foley is in the ring with a barbed wire bat)
Bobby: Wow Mick Foley, well it’s going the get interesting next week.
Mick Foley tries to hit Triple H and Ultimate Warrior with the barbed wire bat but they run through the curtain. Mick Foley then helps Bret get to his feet and they walk out.
Roddy: Well im sure looking forward to next weeks show.
Bobby: (Mutters under his breath) im sure looking forward to when you retire.
Roddy: What was that.
Bobby: Oh nothing. Any ways it’s RVD vs. Kurt Angle next.
(RVD’s music plays as he walks down the ramp into the ring)
Kurt Angles music plays as he walks down to the end of the ramp with a mike in his hand.
Bobby: Well let’s see what he has to say.
Kurt: You all know as well as I do that RVD is a washed up living in the past ECW wrestler. Come on you and I all know ECW stands for extrealy crappy wrestling. And how can you actually call it wrestling, come on, look at these medals I have around my neck, I won these from wrestling.
Just as Kurt finishes that last word RVD runs and flips over the top rope and lands on Angle. He then hopes up and takes Kurt’s medals off around Kurt’s neck and starts swinging them at his head then chucks them to the floor.
Roddy: Well that’s what I call in his face
RVD picks up Kurt and chucks him into the ring. Then he lifts him up over his shoulder but Kurt goes over the top of him and lands of the apron. Kurt grabs hold of RVD for the German suplex, RVD reverses with three elbows to the head then turns around and hurricarnana’s Kurt back into the ring. RVD goes for the pin but Kurt kicks out at one
Bobby: It’s going to take a lot more than that to keep Kurt Angle down.
Roddy: You said it.
RVD stomps Kurt and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and about the go for the frog splash.
Bobby: it’s all over now.
Kurt then gets p quickly and runs up the turnbuckles, hooks his arms around RVD and goes for the belly-to-belly suplex from the top rope.
Roddy: I don’t care what any one says I think he’s in pain.
Bobby: You think.
Kurt then goes for the pin, but RVD kicks out at two then rolls it round so he’s pinning Kurt but only gets two, then Kurt rolls it round so he’s pinning RVD again but holds his tights and gets the three.
Bobby: That’s not the way you’re meant to win a match.
Roddy: He won get over it.
(Kurt’s music plays) He runs out the ring picks up his medals and runs through the curtain.
RVD’s arguing with the ref, but the ref wont believe Kurt held his tights.
Bobby: May be next time.
RVD leaves the arena.
Roddy: For are next match it is a table’s match between Jeff Hardy and Rhyno.
(Jeff’s music plays) He walks down the ramp into the ring carrying a table.
Girls in the crow: Scream
Roddy: The girls love him to night.
(Rhyno’s music plays) He runs down the ramp into the ring also carrying a table
The ref explains the rules to the crowed.
Bobby: Ok so there’s two tables in the ring and four over the balcony.
Roddy: Yes and the way to win is to put your opponent through a table, your opponent does not win if you go through the table your self if you miss or fall.
Jeff and Rhyno hook up, Rhyno powerfully pushes Jeff back and Jeff goes flying into the middle rope.
Roddy: Rhyno has the power advantage, so what Jeff has to do is use his speed against him and hopefully counter his moves.
Jeff gets up and charges at Rhyno but then Rhyno turns with a spinning close line. He picks up Jeff and spins him round on his shoulders, then drops him. Rhyno picks up a table and takes it out side the ring laying it up against the turnbuckle out side.
Jeff hardy climbs on to the top turnbuckle and flips out side the ring but Rhyno catches him and losses balance and they fall to the floor.
Bobby: That was a bit risky.
Jeff gets up and drags Rhyno to the stage area. Jeff climbs the ladder to the top of the stage area. And starts calling to Rhyno to come up.
Bobby: Will Rhyno accept his invitation?
Roddy: Looks like it because he’s going up there.
Rhyno climbs up the ladder to get to Jeff. He lifts up Jeff over his head about to chuck him off the stage, but Jeff moves off and gets behind him. Then Rhyno turns around and goes for the suplex.
Bobby: They cant be serious its fofty feet up there.
Rhyno and Jeff fall off the stage from the suplex through four tables.
Crowed: Holy s**t ...Holy s**t...Holy s**t
Bobby: Rhyno wins the match but they both look in very bad shape.
Roddy: There come the EMT’s to stretcher them off.
Both Jeff and Rhyno get stretcher off.
(Roddys music plays)
Roddy: Looks like its time for my show.
Staff brings the pipers pit stuff to the ring.
(Marty Janettys music plays) Brutus walks down the ramp while swinging his scissors around everywhere into the ring and takes a seat next to piper.
Piper: Wow watch where you’re pointing that thing.
Marty: Oh yeah sorry.
Roddy: Ok now any way who do you thinks going to win tonight’s main event.
Marty: I go with the rock 100%.
Roddy: Why The Rock.
Marty: Why not he is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. And we all know Shawn and I used to be friends, But when everybody said he should of dropped me as a tag team partner sooner so he would of became more of a superstar, well that’s just ridiculous. Every one knows that I dropped him and that I should have been the one in the sport light. And I know The Rocks going to win to night but I hope and I pray that Shawn wins to night just so I can beat his ass in the ring and win that world belt so that every one knows I’m the real champion, I’m the one in the spot light and that I’m the one Who was meant to be the best and soon will be!
Roddy: Ok, fighting words from Marty. Any way I hope you don’t mind answering a few questions from the HWF fans.
Marty: Yeah sure no problem.
Roddy: Cool. This question is from Eddie C in Worthing, England, It says I know it’s been a year since you have been in a wrestling match, do you think you can still wrestle.
Marty: What do you mean can I still wrestle of course I can still wrestle who dose this fan think he is next question, I said next question.
Roddy: OK, ok this next question is from. …Vince McMahon the owner of WWE. It says why the hell has all my wrestlers gone to HWF please I need answers.
Marty: Because it’s better than you, next question.
Roddy: This question is from some one called Shawn M. It says do you actually think you will be able to beat Shawn Michaels come on he’s a former world champion.
Marty: Of course I can beat him look at me I’m in the best shape I have ever been in and Shawn is washed up over I’m the future champion of this company.
Roddy: Thank you for your comment back to you Bobby.
Bobby: Well now its time for the main event, the Rock vs. Shawn Michael’s in a steel cage match.
Roddy: It sure it we did a vote on are web site to ask witch two superstars you want in your main event to crown the first ever HWF champion and Both Shawn and rock won the vote, So here we go.
(The rocks music plays) He walks down the ramp talking trash to people and then gets in the ring.
(Shawn Michael’s music plays) The crowed goes crazy as he walks down the ramp into the ring.
The cage gets lowered from the ceiling and the HWF staff ties it onto the cage.
Both The Rock and Shawn start throwing fists at each other straight away. The Rock falls down first. Shawn Michaels then picks him up and chuck him into the steel cage and then into the other side of the cage. The Rock starts to bleed.
Roddy: He’s busted him wide open.
Shawn picks him up and suplexes him to the floor. Shawn then goes to the top rope but Rock gets up and slaps him in the face, then dose a ddt to Shawn off the top rope.
The Rocks face is now covered in blood as he picks up Shawn and whips him into the ropes and then pine busters him straight into the mat. He then chucks of his elbow pad and signals for the peoples elbow, but Shawn moves out the way and The Rock misses. Shawn then gets up and The Rock flips up to his feet but then Shawn hits him with the super kick. Shawn goes for the pin but The Rock kicks out, Shawn then starts to climb the cage and The Rock follows. The Rock and Shawn start throwing punches at each other at the top of the cage. The Rock hooks his arm around Shawn and Rock bottoms him off the cage.
Crowed: HOLY S**T!… HOLY S**T!… HOLY S**T!…
They both fall from the top of the cage. Marty runs down the ramp and distracts the ref as the rock pins Shawn and then Shawn rolls over The Rock and cradle pins him for the three count.
Bobby: Wow looks like Shawn is are first HWF champion.
Marty runs into the cage and starts chucking Shawn’s head into the cage.
Roddy: Well we know Marty wanted to face Shawn but we also knew he still hates Shawn.
Marty leaves the arena leaving Shawn lying in a puddle of blood in the ring.
Show ends.