Post by BOOM! #WDE on Jun 4, 2006 9:29:30 GMT -5
Hi folks. This is my fed, Saturday Night's Main Event. We've just come off of a big PPV, Rumble In The Jungle, so check it out.
Saturday Night's Main Event!
Live From: US Airways Center, Phoenix, Arizona[/color]
As Saturday Night’s Main Event opens, “Stupify” by Disturbed blares out over the P.A. system. As the camera pans around the sea of fans, the excitement can be felt all around. The camera finally pans over to the stage where a huge red, white, and blue pyros explode into the air. The smoke from the pyros begins to linger through the air and the camera goes over to the announce table at ringside with Joey Styles and Austin Owens standing by.
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen here we are at Saturday Night's Main Event. We're coming to you live right off the tail of Rumble In The Jungle.
Owens: Styles, what a night it was. Three new champions were crowned. Intercontinental Champion, Sting, Rising Star Champion, Batista, and World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho.
Styles: These three men fought their hearts out at Rumble In The Jungle folks and it payed off for them. They are now all three champions.
Owens: Now that all of that is over we've got another night full of action, so stay tuned folks.
The camera shifts over to the ring, where Shawn Michaels and Triple H, the members of D-Generation X are standing.
Shawn Michaels: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a very special surprise for you tonight. We had a third member of DX! This man is a killer. He’s beaten some of the most legendary men in this business. H is an amazing athlete. He is the winner of Paul Heyman’s Hardcore Cup Tournament. He is Randy Orton!
Mercy Drive’s “Burn in My Light” rumbles through the arena, as Randy Orton steps out into the arena, wearing a DX shirt and blue jeans. He holds a microphone and spares the theatrics as he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring, where he raises his arms, Triple H and Shawn Michaels showcasing their new blood.
Randy Orton: There are two ways to live life. You can be a loser or a winner. I’m a winner, and I knew that joining Triple H and Shawn Michaels would continue that. We are going to take over SNME whether you like it or not!
With this, a bass plays a familiar drop of a fifth, and Kurt Elling’s “Tanya Jean” begins playing. Ryan Beyer emerges on the stage, donning his usual suit, and is followed by Sting, in his overcoat, and Batista, in a black suit. Beyer stands at the top of the ramp as his music fades his colleagues on his left and right behind him.
Ryan Beyer: D-Generation X. You guys do realize what you’re getting yourselves into, right? I have two dominant superstars at my left and right, not to mention the entire locker room that will be ready to defend SNME against the likes of you at a single word. You’ll never win, I’ll die before it happens.
Shawn Michaels: Beyer, I don’t think you realize. We are the best in this business, and if you don’t like that. . .
Randy Orton: We’ve got two words for you. . .
Triple H: SUCK IT!
The three members of DX give the men on the stage a series of crotch chops, as their music plays, and the show fades to the Afflack commercial. Ryan Beyer appears on the screen, shooting the duck. He shoots it many more times for good measure, all in the throat, making sure it will never make another sound ever.[/center]
Money In The Bank Qualifier - The Winner Advances To Money In The Bank At SeVen Deadly Sins
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Trevor Murdoch -VS- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
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Trevor Murdoch -VS- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Murdoch waits in the ring as SNME returns from commercial. Stone Cold’s music screams at the crowd, but, waiting, they see no . He slides in from behind Murdoch and attacks him from behind, a flurry of punches taking Trevor down.
After Murdoch throws him off and recovers, Trevor stands, and the two have a stare-off before turning away from each other. Steve Austin knocks Trevor Murdoch back with a right. Trevor Murdoch returns the favor. Steve Austin nails Murdoch again. Trevor hits Steve Austin in the face with one of his own. Trevor Murdoch fires back with rights and lefts. He tries to irish whip Austin, but Chris reverses it. Steve Austin tries to hit a clothesline, Trevor Murdoch ducks it, bounces off the ropes and hits a high knee. Steve Austin goes down. Trevor Murdoch takes advantage and pummels Steve Austin to the mat. Trevor Murdoch stops after a few shots, Steve Austin staggers to his feet. Trevor Murdoch grabs him by the head but Steve Austin reverses it catching Trevor Murdoch in the gut with a heavy right. Trevor Murdoch backs off as Steve Austin unloads on him. Steve Austin gives Trevor Murdoch a press slam. He taunts him with a pose and Trevor Murdoch backs off looking pissed as ever. Trevor Murdoch points his finger at Steve Austin, Trevor Murdoch charges towards him. Steve Austin catches him with a hiptoss. He gets up and receives another. Trevor Murdoch slowly gets off the mat to receive nothing other than another hiptoss. Trevor Murdoch leans against the ropes and Steve Austin takes him out with a clothesline. Murdoch falls and trips on the outside as Steve Austin smirks in the ring, arrogant and cocky. Trevor Murdoch looks at Steve Austin, his eyes fixated on his. He grabs the 2nd rope and gets back into the ring before the count of 4. Steve Austin attempts to grab Trevor Murdoch, when Trevor Murdoch shows an aggressive tactic grabbing Steve Austin by the throat. Trevor Murdoch takes Steve Austin down to the canvas and chokes the life out of him. Trevor Murdoch punches on Steve Austin some more. He brings him to his feet and nails a suplex. Trevor Murdoch runs against the ropes and nails a dropping knee lift to the forehead of Steve Austin. He goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Trevor Murdoch runs Steve Austin into the corner. Trevor Murdoch charges towards Steve Austin attempting a clothesline, Steve Austin gets his shoulder up and Trevor Murdoch gets knocked right in the mouth. Trevor Murdoch spits up a tiny bit of blood. Steve Austin picks up Trevor Murdoch and leans him into the corner. Steve Austin gets into a stance and repeatedly rams his shoulder into Trevor Murdoch's gut. Steve Austin suplexes Trevor Murdoch out of the corner onto the mat. He goes for the pin. 1, 2. Trevor Murdoch kicks out. Steve Austin pulls Trevor Murdoch by the hair. Trevor Murdoch screams in pain as he complains to the referee. The referee immediately tells Steve Austin to lay off, and Steve Austin argues with the referee that he didn't grab Trevor Murdoch by the hair. Meanwhile, Trevor Murdoch is on his knees. Steve Austin brushes the referee of and turns his attentions back towards Trevor Murdoch. Trevor Murdoch low blows Steve Austin, and the referee tells Trevor Murdoch, he will disqualify him if he pulls a stunt like that again. Trevor Murdoch begins stomping away at Steve Austin. The crowd is not liking either of the two. Steve Austin and Trevor Murdoch continue to get booed or if anything a cheer or two from about 100 of the 10,000 fans in attendance.
Murdoch lifts Stone Cold to his feet, then whips him into the corner. Murdoch sits Austin on the top rope, then steps out onto the apron, climbing the turnbuckle behind Austin. After careful positioning, Trevor grabs Austin’s head, diving down, and slams it into the ground with a bulldog. He rolls Steve Austin over and goes for the pin, one. . . two. . .three.
Winner: Trevor Murdoch
Murdoch begins to make his way to the back as SNME goes to commercial
After Murdoch throws him off and recovers, Trevor stands, and the two have a stare-off before turning away from each other. Steve Austin knocks Trevor Murdoch back with a right. Trevor Murdoch returns the favor. Steve Austin nails Murdoch again. Trevor hits Steve Austin in the face with one of his own. Trevor Murdoch fires back with rights and lefts. He tries to irish whip Austin, but Chris reverses it. Steve Austin tries to hit a clothesline, Trevor Murdoch ducks it, bounces off the ropes and hits a high knee. Steve Austin goes down. Trevor Murdoch takes advantage and pummels Steve Austin to the mat. Trevor Murdoch stops after a few shots, Steve Austin staggers to his feet. Trevor Murdoch grabs him by the head but Steve Austin reverses it catching Trevor Murdoch in the gut with a heavy right. Trevor Murdoch backs off as Steve Austin unloads on him. Steve Austin gives Trevor Murdoch a press slam. He taunts him with a pose and Trevor Murdoch backs off looking pissed as ever. Trevor Murdoch points his finger at Steve Austin, Trevor Murdoch charges towards him. Steve Austin catches him with a hiptoss. He gets up and receives another. Trevor Murdoch slowly gets off the mat to receive nothing other than another hiptoss. Trevor Murdoch leans against the ropes and Steve Austin takes him out with a clothesline. Murdoch falls and trips on the outside as Steve Austin smirks in the ring, arrogant and cocky. Trevor Murdoch looks at Steve Austin, his eyes fixated on his. He grabs the 2nd rope and gets back into the ring before the count of 4. Steve Austin attempts to grab Trevor Murdoch, when Trevor Murdoch shows an aggressive tactic grabbing Steve Austin by the throat. Trevor Murdoch takes Steve Austin down to the canvas and chokes the life out of him. Trevor Murdoch punches on Steve Austin some more. He brings him to his feet and nails a suplex. Trevor Murdoch runs against the ropes and nails a dropping knee lift to the forehead of Steve Austin. He goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Trevor Murdoch runs Steve Austin into the corner. Trevor Murdoch charges towards Steve Austin attempting a clothesline, Steve Austin gets his shoulder up and Trevor Murdoch gets knocked right in the mouth. Trevor Murdoch spits up a tiny bit of blood. Steve Austin picks up Trevor Murdoch and leans him into the corner. Steve Austin gets into a stance and repeatedly rams his shoulder into Trevor Murdoch's gut. Steve Austin suplexes Trevor Murdoch out of the corner onto the mat. He goes for the pin. 1, 2. Trevor Murdoch kicks out. Steve Austin pulls Trevor Murdoch by the hair. Trevor Murdoch screams in pain as he complains to the referee. The referee immediately tells Steve Austin to lay off, and Steve Austin argues with the referee that he didn't grab Trevor Murdoch by the hair. Meanwhile, Trevor Murdoch is on his knees. Steve Austin brushes the referee of and turns his attentions back towards Trevor Murdoch. Trevor Murdoch low blows Steve Austin, and the referee tells Trevor Murdoch, he will disqualify him if he pulls a stunt like that again. Trevor Murdoch begins stomping away at Steve Austin. The crowd is not liking either of the two. Steve Austin and Trevor Murdoch continue to get booed or if anything a cheer or two from about 100 of the 10,000 fans in attendance.
Murdoch lifts Stone Cold to his feet, then whips him into the corner. Murdoch sits Austin on the top rope, then steps out onto the apron, climbing the turnbuckle behind Austin. After careful positioning, Trevor grabs Austin’s head, diving down, and slams it into the ground with a bulldog. He rolls Steve Austin over and goes for the pin, one. . . two. . .three.
Winner: Trevor Murdoch
Murdoch begins to make his way to the back as SNME goes to commercial
Debut Match
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Muhammad Hassan -VS- Shelton Benjamin
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Muhammad Hassan -VS- Shelton Benjamin
"Ain't No Stoppin' me, NO!" Is blasted over the PA system to mark the arrival of Shelton Benjamin. He bursts out from behind the curtain and stands atop the stage. He quickly walks from one side of the stage to the other, rallying the fans behind him. After a short pause, he makes his way to the ring. Benjamin high-fives countless fans before reaching the squared circle. Just as he slid under the ropes, the familiar Arabian theme music of Muhammed Hassan cuts out Shelton's theme. Hassan slowly makes his way to the top of the ramp, and looks into the crowd with digust. The fans are booing loudly, as Hassan glares at the front row with hatred in his eyes. He spits of the floor and slides under the ropes. Hassan and Benjamin stare down in the ring as the bell is rung. Shelton Bejamin is patiently waiting for Muhammed to make the first move, and he does. Hassan attempts to floor Benjamin with a quick right hand, but Shelton was ready for it. Shelton grabbed Hassan's hand and twisted his wrist, before sending him off the ropes. Hassan came running back, right into a stiff clothesline from Benjamin, who attempted to lock in a chinlock on his downed opponent. But Muhammed saw it coming, and rolled out of the way. Benjamin went for another clothesline, but Hassan ducked it and dropkicked Shelton to the outside of the ring. Benjamin's body hit the mats outside the ring with a sick thud. Hassan smiled at his downed opponent, and raised his hands into the air, as if it was a gesture to the gods. While Hassan had himself distracted with his taunt, Benjamin slid back into the ring and kicked his opponent right in the gut. Hassan bent over and grabbed his now aching stomach, and Shelton locked in a side headlock. He cranked it a few times, before Muhammed whipped him into the ropes, only to be shoulderblocked. Benjamin watched his downed opponent and ran into the ropes again, but Hassan rolled out of the way. Expecting that Hassan would attempt a dropkick, Benjamin ducked, but Hassan was too smart for that. He lifted his boot, and Shelton ran right into it. Muhammed stomped his downed opponent repeatedly before going for the cover. 1...2... Kickout! Hassan slapped his hands, telling the ref that it was a three count. While Muhammed argued with the referee, Benjamin rose to his feet and nailed his distracted opponent with a picture perfect neckbreaker. Shelton picked up Hassan and whipped him into the corner, setting him up for a Stinger Splash. Benjamin looked into the crowd, ands nodded his head, before launching himself across the ring. But he had taken too much time identifying with the crowd, and Muhammed was able to get the boot up, and struck Shelton right in the face. Muhammed followed the staggering Benjamin into the middle of the ring before clothelining him in the back of the head, sending him to the ground. Hassan stomped on Shelton and climbed to the top rope. Muhammed stalled, waiting for Benjamin to reach his feet before jumping. But Shelton had seen it coming, and nailed Hassan with a T-Bone Exploder! He went for the quick pinfall- 1....2....No! Muhammed was barely able to get his shoulder up before the three count. Shelton couldn' beleive it. He picked up his winded opponent, and threw him into the corner again. The referee was checking with Hassan to make sure he was ok, while Benjamin went for another Stinger Splash. But the quick-thinking Hassan pulled the referee in front of him, and Shelton came crashing down on the referee. Muhammed was not injured, as the ref took the blow, and grabbed a steel chair while Shelton checked on the ref. Hassan slid back into the ring and nailed Benjamin in the back of the head with the chair, and tossed the evidence away. Hassan went for the cover as the referee regained his berrings. 1.....2......He kicked out! Shelton had just gotten the shoulder up before the referee's hand came down. The frustrated Muhammed attempted to whip Shelton into the corner, but it was reversed. Shelton went for another Stinger Splash, but Hassan moved. Benjamin crashed down on the steel turnbuckle, and Hassan rolled up Benjamin, placing his feet on the ropes for extra leverage. 1.....2.....3! The match is over, and Muhammed Hassan has pulled out the victory!
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Singles Match
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CM Punk -VS- Carlito Caribbean "Cool"
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CM Punk -VS- Carlito Caribbean "Cool"
As the fans wait impatiently for the next match up, the lights suddenly dim. A spot light shines over the entrance way and the music of CM Punk blares through the P.A. system. The fans quickly raise to their feet as Punk makes his way through the curtain. He raises both arms and places them in an "X" formation across his chest. The fans do the same and CM Punk begins to smile. He then raises both arms and takes off running towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and climbs the turnbuckle. He does the pose once more but all the cheers and screams are interupted by a sudden spitting noise.
"Cool" begins to play and Carlito Caribbean "Cool" slings open the black curtain. He walks with a smooth stride and smirks at the sea of fans who are booing him. He tosses the apple up and catches it every time as he makes his way down the ramp. Before he can get to the ring CM Punk slides out and begins to swing away at Carlito.
Without thinking Carlito lifts Punk and up and runs towards the barricades. He collides and Punk yells with pain. Carlito drops him and Punk falls to the ground. With a look of anger in his eyes Carlito begins to stomp Punk against the barricades. The referee quickly slides out of the ring and pulls Carlito away. He demands that Carlito get in the ring and he listens. Carlito bounces off the ropes a few times as he waits CM Punk to enter the ring. The ref helps him up and with a look of rage in his eyes he slides into the ring. He heads straight for Carlito. The two collide and Punk charges him into the corner. Punk swings and swings away as Carlito gets the wind knocked out of him.
The referee separates the two once again and calls for the bell to start the match. Holding his ribs Carlito begins to circle CM Punk. The two suddenly lock up and a battle of power begins. Both men try with all they've got to shove the other down but both men cancel eachother out. They finally break the hold and Carlito locks Punk in a side head lock. Punk pushes him off and Carlito bounces off the ropes. He fires back with a flying forearm and Punk goes down. Carlito dives on top of him and begins to pound away at Punks head. Punk tries to cover his face but it is no use. Carlito's punches break through and hit him all over the face. The ref snatches Carlito off and he has a smirk across his face.
Carlito goes to the other side of the ring and begins to taunt the crowd. They boo him and he spits at them. He acts like he is about to go over to them, but Punk clobbers him from behind with a forearm smash. Carlito falls against the ropes and CM Punk grabs him by the arm. He pulls Carlito up and sends him flying across the ring. He bounces of the ropes and comes back with more momentum. Punk tries to close line him but Carlito ducks it and fires back with a stiff drop kick. Punk goes flying into the corner back first and Carlito immediately goes after him. He begins hammering away at Punk's abdomen and then rams his shoulder into them. Punk is gasping for air as Carlito sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Carlito smirks at the crowd and attempts a DDT off the top rope. Punk blocks it and suddenly hits Carlito with a Pepsi Plunge. Both men come crashing to the ground and Punk quickly goes for the cover. 1...2....kickout!!!
Carlito kicks out and Punk quickly jumps up. Both men stand before eachother and Punk attempts to kick Carlito. He catches it and spins Punk around. He then hits Punk with a bone breaking back cracker. Punk screams in pain as Carlito looks on in delight. He then takes hold of Punk's neck and sits on his back. He looks on with a smirk and begins to tug on Punk's neck. Punk looks to be in tremendous pain and the ref asks him if he'd like to give up. Punk shakes his head no and continues to try and fight the pain.
Carlito still has it locked in and Punk looks as if he is about to pass out. Showing just the tinyest bit of mercy Carlito releases the hold. He then looks as if he is gonna allow Punk some time to recover, but he smiles and begins to stomp away at CM Punk. Not being able to take the pain Punk rolls out of the ring. He falls to the ground and takes a few deep breathes. With what he has left inside him he makes it to his feet. He looks up intot he ring and sets his sights on Carlito who is smiling with delight. Punk suddenly grabs Carlito by the feet and jerks him to the mat. He then violently snatches Carlito out of the ring causing him to hit his head on the steps.
Carlito is out of it and Punk pulls him up by the hair. He then sends Carlito flying and he hits head first into the barricades. As Carlito lay there, he holds his head. CM Punk does his pose and the fans begin to cheer. He pulls Carlito up and lays him across the top of the barricade. He then climbs the ring steps and goes onto the ring apron. He raises his arm and dives off the apron. He connects with a leg drop and smashes Carlito's head on the thick metal. Carlito rolls off the barricade as Punk begins to stand up. As Carlito sits there among the crowd he begins to bleed. His blood spills out on the floor as Punk pulls him up. He drags him over the barricade and tosses him in the ring.
Punk stands over Carlito and picks him up. He takes him to the corner and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. He sets him up for the Pepsi Plunge. Before going for it he does his "X" pose once more getting the audience stirred up. He is about to go for it but Carlito reverses it. He leaps over CM Punk and drives him to the mat with a power bomb. He quickly rolls him up and grabs the tights without the referee seeing. The ref then quickly counts the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Carlito Caribbean "Cool"
"Cool" begins to play and Carlito Caribbean "Cool" slings open the black curtain. He walks with a smooth stride and smirks at the sea of fans who are booing him. He tosses the apple up and catches it every time as he makes his way down the ramp. Before he can get to the ring CM Punk slides out and begins to swing away at Carlito.
Without thinking Carlito lifts Punk and up and runs towards the barricades. He collides and Punk yells with pain. Carlito drops him and Punk falls to the ground. With a look of anger in his eyes Carlito begins to stomp Punk against the barricades. The referee quickly slides out of the ring and pulls Carlito away. He demands that Carlito get in the ring and he listens. Carlito bounces off the ropes a few times as he waits CM Punk to enter the ring. The ref helps him up and with a look of rage in his eyes he slides into the ring. He heads straight for Carlito. The two collide and Punk charges him into the corner. Punk swings and swings away as Carlito gets the wind knocked out of him.
The referee separates the two once again and calls for the bell to start the match. Holding his ribs Carlito begins to circle CM Punk. The two suddenly lock up and a battle of power begins. Both men try with all they've got to shove the other down but both men cancel eachother out. They finally break the hold and Carlito locks Punk in a side head lock. Punk pushes him off and Carlito bounces off the ropes. He fires back with a flying forearm and Punk goes down. Carlito dives on top of him and begins to pound away at Punks head. Punk tries to cover his face but it is no use. Carlito's punches break through and hit him all over the face. The ref snatches Carlito off and he has a smirk across his face.
Carlito goes to the other side of the ring and begins to taunt the crowd. They boo him and he spits at them. He acts like he is about to go over to them, but Punk clobbers him from behind with a forearm smash. Carlito falls against the ropes and CM Punk grabs him by the arm. He pulls Carlito up and sends him flying across the ring. He bounces of the ropes and comes back with more momentum. Punk tries to close line him but Carlito ducks it and fires back with a stiff drop kick. Punk goes flying into the corner back first and Carlito immediately goes after him. He begins hammering away at Punk's abdomen and then rams his shoulder into them. Punk is gasping for air as Carlito sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Carlito smirks at the crowd and attempts a DDT off the top rope. Punk blocks it and suddenly hits Carlito with a Pepsi Plunge. Both men come crashing to the ground and Punk quickly goes for the cover. 1...2....kickout!!!
Carlito kicks out and Punk quickly jumps up. Both men stand before eachother and Punk attempts to kick Carlito. He catches it and spins Punk around. He then hits Punk with a bone breaking back cracker. Punk screams in pain as Carlito looks on in delight. He then takes hold of Punk's neck and sits on his back. He looks on with a smirk and begins to tug on Punk's neck. Punk looks to be in tremendous pain and the ref asks him if he'd like to give up. Punk shakes his head no and continues to try and fight the pain.
Carlito still has it locked in and Punk looks as if he is about to pass out. Showing just the tinyest bit of mercy Carlito releases the hold. He then looks as if he is gonna allow Punk some time to recover, but he smiles and begins to stomp away at CM Punk. Not being able to take the pain Punk rolls out of the ring. He falls to the ground and takes a few deep breathes. With what he has left inside him he makes it to his feet. He looks up intot he ring and sets his sights on Carlito who is smiling with delight. Punk suddenly grabs Carlito by the feet and jerks him to the mat. He then violently snatches Carlito out of the ring causing him to hit his head on the steps.
Carlito is out of it and Punk pulls him up by the hair. He then sends Carlito flying and he hits head first into the barricades. As Carlito lay there, he holds his head. CM Punk does his pose and the fans begin to cheer. He pulls Carlito up and lays him across the top of the barricade. He then climbs the ring steps and goes onto the ring apron. He raises his arm and dives off the apron. He connects with a leg drop and smashes Carlito's head on the thick metal. Carlito rolls off the barricade as Punk begins to stand up. As Carlito sits there among the crowd he begins to bleed. His blood spills out on the floor as Punk pulls him up. He drags him over the barricade and tosses him in the ring.
Punk stands over Carlito and picks him up. He takes him to the corner and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. He sets him up for the Pepsi Plunge. Before going for it he does his "X" pose once more getting the audience stirred up. He is about to go for it but Carlito reverses it. He leaps over CM Punk and drives him to the mat with a power bomb. He quickly rolls him up and grabs the tights without the referee seeing. The ref then quickly counts the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Carlito Caribbean "Cool"
In the ring, CM Punk is panting after that hard fought match when “When I Was A Little Girl” by Billy Talent begins to play over the speakers. CM looks around, bewildered as Jay Hargreves rises up from the stage in a ring of fire. He takes off his sunglasses and lets his pony tail hang lose. E drops his leather trenchcoat and walks to the ring, looking for a fight. From behind CM Punk though comes Paul Heyman, with a chair! The Evil Genius levels CM Punk with a hard shot to the back! Jay rushes to ringside, and jumps onto the top rope. Paul Heyman turns Punk over and places the chair on his chest. SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! The crowd are jeering, as the music stops and Paul Heyman grabs a microphone
HEYMAN: And there it is…the second master-plan I’ve had in SNME, and as good as the first. May I present to you, the Prodigal Son, Jay Hargreves
Jay turns and smirks at the crowd, to boos
HEYMAN: Oh, you may boo, but let me tell you something. Remember over a month ago, I issued an open invitation to any young superstar in SNME, who I promised to elevate to superstardom. Well you see, I got a few offers but they were terrible. That was until Jay here came to me. He told me all about the time when he was in NHBWO, and was fired for having a nearly career-threatening injury, similar to what our current co-owner Shawn Michaels had. However, unlike our co-owner, Jay got better a hell of a lot quicker. He told me he was banished, but he told me he had the talent to make it big, and you have to believe him right, look at him. Young, handsome, and incredibly athletic.
Heyman smiles and gestures with his arms as the crowd boo. Heyman laughs but Jay takes the microphone. Heyman looks shocked but Jay assures him and begins to speak
HARGREVES: I don’t suppose any of you pathetic idiots read much, but I’m sure you’ve all at least heard of the bible. There’s this parable, of the prodigal son, who leaves his home, but works hard, and returns, to the favour of his father. Well you see, I was banished, but now, I am back and have found my father in Paul Heyman. I have become…an Extremist. And I am inviting many others to come and join us in our family. I needed to make an impact, so I picked on the sorriest son of a bitch in the locker room, but this is only the beginning. With Paul Heyman at my side, SNME better beware. Beware of the Prodigy. Beware…of the EXTREMISTS
“When I Was A Little Girl” plays again and Paul Heyman slowly raises Jay Hargreves’ hand once more, as the crowd boo and SNME goes to a commercial
HEYMAN: And there it is…the second master-plan I’ve had in SNME, and as good as the first. May I present to you, the Prodigal Son, Jay Hargreves
Jay turns and smirks at the crowd, to boos
HEYMAN: Oh, you may boo, but let me tell you something. Remember over a month ago, I issued an open invitation to any young superstar in SNME, who I promised to elevate to superstardom. Well you see, I got a few offers but they were terrible. That was until Jay here came to me. He told me all about the time when he was in NHBWO, and was fired for having a nearly career-threatening injury, similar to what our current co-owner Shawn Michaels had. However, unlike our co-owner, Jay got better a hell of a lot quicker. He told me he was banished, but he told me he had the talent to make it big, and you have to believe him right, look at him. Young, handsome, and incredibly athletic.
Heyman smiles and gestures with his arms as the crowd boo. Heyman laughs but Jay takes the microphone. Heyman looks shocked but Jay assures him and begins to speak
HARGREVES: I don’t suppose any of you pathetic idiots read much, but I’m sure you’ve all at least heard of the bible. There’s this parable, of the prodigal son, who leaves his home, but works hard, and returns, to the favour of his father. Well you see, I was banished, but now, I am back and have found my father in Paul Heyman. I have become…an Extremist. And I am inviting many others to come and join us in our family. I needed to make an impact, so I picked on the sorriest son of a bitch in the locker room, but this is only the beginning. With Paul Heyman at my side, SNME better beware. Beware of the Prodigy. Beware…of the EXTREMISTS
“When I Was A Little Girl” plays again and Paul Heyman slowly raises Jay Hargreves’ hand once more, as the crowd boo and SNME goes to a commercial