Post by Matt on Jul 5, 2006 22:22:25 GMT -5
SNME House Show #4:
Live from the Really Big Living Room, in some guys house
Crowd: 9,865
Hundreds of people begin filling into the arena. As each person takes their seat an energy starts to raise. As more and more fans begin to enter the energy grows with excitement. Children of all ages are smiling with happiness. They can hardly wait to see their favorite superstars of Saturday Night’s Main Event. As time slowly goes by the lights suddenly dim and the sound of cheers fills the giant arena. “Watch Your Words” by Alterbridge echos through the arena as a spot light shines on a black curtain covering a set of open double wide doors. Ring announcer David Phipps quickly comes walking through the curtain with a smile on his face. He quickly makes his way down the aisle and climbs the ring steps. The fans cannot wait to get things started as David Phipps begins to speak.
David Phipps: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the show. Tonight’s event is brought to you because of the ‘Seven Deadly Sins Revenge Tour!’ Here at Saturday Night’s Main Event, we make it out goal to bring you the best wrestling action you can get. Now if you would please direct your attention on the American Flag, the playing of the National Anthem will begin.
As each fan stands their gazing up at the flag the sound of the National Anthem is played out. The song is over and the fans begin cheering. Ring announcer David Phipps has a smile on his face and begins to speak once again.
David Phipps: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Saturday Night’s Main Event!!! Now is out three way dance and it is a hardcore, falls count any where match!
Suddenly, One of a Kind plays over the PA System and Rob Van Dam appears on stage. His pyrotechnics explode and he continues his way down the aisle high fifing fans. He rolls in to the ring and than Modest plays over the PA system. Crack head Hardy appears on stage and the crowd boos violently. They chant jobber as Hardy and he gets upset. He runs to the ring in tears as Ken Kennedy’s music plays. He walks to the ring with a dead reaction and jumps to the top rope.
Dave Phipps: Introducing the wrestlers of the match. First, in the far side, left corner from North Carolina; tonight he tips the scales at 215 and 3 quarter pounds, this is Jeff Hardy! Next to my right hand side, he is from Battle Creek Michigan, he tips the scales at 237 pounds, this is Rob Van Dam! And finally in the opposite corner from Green Bay Wisconsin, he comes in tonight at 245 pounds, he is…..(Mr. Kennedy grabs the microphone away from David.)
Ken Kennedy: Now let me show you how it is done! From Green Bay , he is scaling in at an amazing 245 and a half pounds, he is the greatest wrestler alive today this is MMMIIISSSTTTTTEEERRRR KKKKKEEENNNNEEDDDDDDDYYY…..KKKKKEEEENNNNNEDDDDYYYY!
Match: Hardcore Three Way Dance.
Wrestlers: Ken Kennedy, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam.
Bell rings
As soon as Ken Kennedy drops the mic he gets the receiving end of a round house kick thanks to Rob Van Dam. Hardy tries to attack Rob but, he gets a swift kick to the face. Jeff is bleeding badly after the shot and the crowd laughs as they see his blood drip to the mat. RVD goes back on his attack to Kennedy. He mud stomps him in the corner and than picks him up.
He sends him off the ropes and than back drops him out of the ring. RVD walks over to Hardy and grabs him by his hair. RVD starts to beat the crap out of Hardy with kicks to the mid section. RVD than takes the pot head and tosses him out of the ring. A fan hands RVD a chair and he Hardy finds it bashed over his head. Kennedy runs over to his opponents with a trash can in hand. He smashes it over RVD’s back and than hits a violent shot to Hardy.
Ken tosses Hardy back in to the ring and than slides a table in the ring. Ken sets the table up and than places Hardy on the top rope. Ken joins him on the top rope and sets Hardy up for the Green Bay Plunge. He lifts Hardy up and jumps off the top rope. Both men crash through the table and the crowd goes wild. Ken gets up but, his face is meets the bottom of a chair as RVD just cracked one over it.
Ken is busted open as RVD goes to the top rope. He nails a five star frog splash and pins him one…..tw...no Ken kicks out! The crowd doesn’t believe it as Jeff Hardy gets up and hits Rob with a chair. Suddenly, Jeff Hardy reaches in to his pants and pulls out a box of pot. He puts one in his mouth and begins to puff on it. Suddenly Rob gets up and grabs the lighter. He puts it by Jeff’s hair and bam just like that Hardy’s hair is on fire. The crowd laughs as Jeff Hardy scrams in pain. Rob grabs his chair and smashes it over Hardy’s head. Jeff starts to bleed violently as RVD goes to the top rope.
Rob Van Dam hits his amazing Five Star Frog Splash on Hardy and covers him one…..two…..three!
Dave Phipps: Pot Hardy is eliminated!
Ken Kennedy gets up and he and RVD battle back and fourth. Ken goes in and grabs Rob by the leg. He trips Rob and he falls out of the ring. Ken follows him out of the ring and he tosses him out in to the crowd. Ken grabs a chair and hits it over Rob’s back. They continue to fight back in to the backstage area and the crowd boos as they no longer can see the action live!
In the back Ken tosses RVD in to a wall and he gives out a yelp in pain. Ken clears off a table and than picks Rob up. HE places him on the table and Ken than goes and finds a ladder, which he sets up. He climbs the ladder and than jumps off it going for a Swanton. RVD moves out of the way and Ken almost kills himself going trough the table.
RVD picks Kennedy up and tosses him out a door and back in to the crowd. RVD fights Ken back in to the ring where he than grabs a chair and slams him in the corner. RVD goes to the opposite corner with the chair in hand. He jumps to the top rope and than jumps across the ring hitting the Van Terminator. He pins Ken one…..two…..three!
Dave Phipps: Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!
Live from the Really Big Living Room, in some guys house
Crowd: 9,865
Hundreds of people begin filling into the arena. As each person takes their seat an energy starts to raise. As more and more fans begin to enter the energy grows with excitement. Children of all ages are smiling with happiness. They can hardly wait to see their favorite superstars of Saturday Night’s Main Event. As time slowly goes by the lights suddenly dim and the sound of cheers fills the giant arena. “Watch Your Words” by Alterbridge echos through the arena as a spot light shines on a black curtain covering a set of open double wide doors. Ring announcer David Phipps quickly comes walking through the curtain with a smile on his face. He quickly makes his way down the aisle and climbs the ring steps. The fans cannot wait to get things started as David Phipps begins to speak.
David Phipps: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the show. Tonight’s event is brought to you because of the ‘Seven Deadly Sins Revenge Tour!’ Here at Saturday Night’s Main Event, we make it out goal to bring you the best wrestling action you can get. Now if you would please direct your attention on the American Flag, the playing of the National Anthem will begin.
As each fan stands their gazing up at the flag the sound of the National Anthem is played out. The song is over and the fans begin cheering. Ring announcer David Phipps has a smile on his face and begins to speak once again.
David Phipps: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Saturday Night’s Main Event!!! Now is out three way dance and it is a hardcore, falls count any where match!
Suddenly, One of a Kind plays over the PA System and Rob Van Dam appears on stage. His pyrotechnics explode and he continues his way down the aisle high fifing fans. He rolls in to the ring and than Modest plays over the PA system. Crack head Hardy appears on stage and the crowd boos violently. They chant jobber as Hardy and he gets upset. He runs to the ring in tears as Ken Kennedy’s music plays. He walks to the ring with a dead reaction and jumps to the top rope.
Dave Phipps: Introducing the wrestlers of the match. First, in the far side, left corner from North Carolina; tonight he tips the scales at 215 and 3 quarter pounds, this is Jeff Hardy! Next to my right hand side, he is from Battle Creek Michigan, he tips the scales at 237 pounds, this is Rob Van Dam! And finally in the opposite corner from Green Bay Wisconsin, he comes in tonight at 245 pounds, he is…..(Mr. Kennedy grabs the microphone away from David.)
Ken Kennedy: Now let me show you how it is done! From Green Bay , he is scaling in at an amazing 245 and a half pounds, he is the greatest wrestler alive today this is MMMIIISSSTTTTTEEERRRR KKKKKEEENNNNEEDDDDDDDYYY…..KKKKKEEEENNNNNEDDDDYYYY!
Match: Hardcore Three Way Dance.
Wrestlers: Ken Kennedy, Jeff Hardy, and Rob Van Dam.
Bell rings
As soon as Ken Kennedy drops the mic he gets the receiving end of a round house kick thanks to Rob Van Dam. Hardy tries to attack Rob but, he gets a swift kick to the face. Jeff is bleeding badly after the shot and the crowd laughs as they see his blood drip to the mat. RVD goes back on his attack to Kennedy. He mud stomps him in the corner and than picks him up.
He sends him off the ropes and than back drops him out of the ring. RVD walks over to Hardy and grabs him by his hair. RVD starts to beat the crap out of Hardy with kicks to the mid section. RVD than takes the pot head and tosses him out of the ring. A fan hands RVD a chair and he Hardy finds it bashed over his head. Kennedy runs over to his opponents with a trash can in hand. He smashes it over RVD’s back and than hits a violent shot to Hardy.
Ken tosses Hardy back in to the ring and than slides a table in the ring. Ken sets the table up and than places Hardy on the top rope. Ken joins him on the top rope and sets Hardy up for the Green Bay Plunge. He lifts Hardy up and jumps off the top rope. Both men crash through the table and the crowd goes wild. Ken gets up but, his face is meets the bottom of a chair as RVD just cracked one over it.
Ken is busted open as RVD goes to the top rope. He nails a five star frog splash and pins him one…..tw...no Ken kicks out! The crowd doesn’t believe it as Jeff Hardy gets up and hits Rob with a chair. Suddenly, Jeff Hardy reaches in to his pants and pulls out a box of pot. He puts one in his mouth and begins to puff on it. Suddenly Rob gets up and grabs the lighter. He puts it by Jeff’s hair and bam just like that Hardy’s hair is on fire. The crowd laughs as Jeff Hardy scrams in pain. Rob grabs his chair and smashes it over Hardy’s head. Jeff starts to bleed violently as RVD goes to the top rope.
Rob Van Dam hits his amazing Five Star Frog Splash on Hardy and covers him one…..two…..three!
Dave Phipps: Pot Hardy is eliminated!
Ken Kennedy gets up and he and RVD battle back and fourth. Ken goes in and grabs Rob by the leg. He trips Rob and he falls out of the ring. Ken follows him out of the ring and he tosses him out in to the crowd. Ken grabs a chair and hits it over Rob’s back. They continue to fight back in to the backstage area and the crowd boos as they no longer can see the action live!
In the back Ken tosses RVD in to a wall and he gives out a yelp in pain. Ken clears off a table and than picks Rob up. HE places him on the table and Ken than goes and finds a ladder, which he sets up. He climbs the ladder and than jumps off it going for a Swanton. RVD moves out of the way and Ken almost kills himself going trough the table.
RVD picks Kennedy up and tosses him out a door and back in to the crowd. RVD fights Ken back in to the ring where he than grabs a chair and slams him in the corner. RVD goes to the opposite corner with the chair in hand. He jumps to the top rope and than jumps across the ring hitting the Van Terminator. He pins Ken one…..two…..three!
Dave Phipps: Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!
The scene cuts over to a video filmed early today. A table, covered in the finest of dining ware, cloths, and food. The camera moves to show that Trevor Murdoch and the Meatball that interfered in his match last week are out to eat on a date. Trevor and the Meatball are laughing as they talk. The camera goes in closer to see what they are doing.
Murdoch: Can I lotion you down with some spaghetti sauce?
Meatball: Sounds wonderful Trevey.
Murdoch: Than I will put your greasy and meaty ball in my mouth and suck on it.
Meatball: Of course you will babe. But, umm….Trevor…I need to tell you this.
Murdoch: What is it?
Meatball: I am a man…
Trevor Murdoch gets up out of his seat and picks up his steak knife.
Murdoch: You god damn Mother F*cker! I am going to kill you!
Meatball gets up and starts to run away and Trevor chases him with his knife. They run all around the restaurant but, suddenly a giant ravioli jumps out from under a table. The ravioli starts to chase Murdoch away. Trevor storms out of the restaurant and jumps in to his truck, he drives off in tears. The ravioli and meatball start to make out but, suddenly a sausage pops out from under another table.
Sausage (talking to meatball) Baby, what the f*ck is this!
Meatball: My boyfriend.
Sausage: I thought I was.
Meatball: Well duh, this is an affair. I thought I told you.
The cameras fade away as their conversation continues. The screen fades back to the live audience as Dave Phipps gets back in to the ring.