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Post by The Future on Apr 30, 2015 5:55:45 GMT -5
I think after RTC returns, we need a counter-action. Have Roman Reigns and Bo join together as male pornography producers. They walk around the backstage with a huge camera and pop in on people in the shower, on John Cena (with no armbands!) and DB (So many YES! puns to be made in movie titles). Reigns catchphrase to Bo, because they're besties, is 'Blow-lieve me...no, really...blow, then leave me...'
Diego from Los Matadores doesn't agree with this, so he bands together with Darren Young to 'kill' Bo Dallas and devastate Reigns. Reigns becomes a famous hairdresser who shaves off Dolph's hair, and Dolph turns into Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle then develops a severe drug addiction and drags Alicia Fox into it with him. They steal a bunch of bombs from Pimp Kane and Pimp Kane comes after them with Jamie Noble riding on his shoulders. Kurt/Foxie blow up a limo with Steph McMahon in it, and the next day nothing bad at all happens in real life. Sheamus is a detective put on the case to uncover the arsonist and he runs around, obsessed with 'Arse', saying 'Arse-in is my job'...He arrests Sin Cara. Sin Cara brings in his uncle, Chavo Guerrero, who is a famous defense lawyer. Chavo blackmails Regal, who is the secret mastermind behind it all. Byron Saxton was a ghost the whole time.
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Post by The Champ is Here! on Apr 30, 2015 7:10:53 GMT -5
Just because this needs said again
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Post by Midnight on Apr 30, 2015 7:49:49 GMT -5
Well..................I really do not know what to say.
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Post by T R W on Apr 30, 2015 7:51:08 GMT -5
I'm just pissed you stole my idea.
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Post by kazoosandstreamers on Apr 30, 2015 10:05:39 GMT -5
Still funny after a couple days.
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Post by 5th Horsewoman on Apr 30, 2015 10:10:12 GMT -5
The first bit about lana in the accolade making cena quit is something different and i could see that being a decent way of making cena say those words....however, HOWEVER...wtf was the rest xD I actually want Cena to win cause Rusev winning means another match.
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Post by TheSystem 1.5 on Apr 30, 2015 10:37:55 GMT -5
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