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May 23, 2015 0:32:34 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 0:32:34 GMT -5
That's right, the ultimate king of wicked, Cimex Lectularius, the bed bug.  Has anyone had them? You can be honest, mainly because the epidemic is so huge now that everyone is getting them. Expensive hotels, the Empire State Building, celebrities, the wealthy, the poor - everyone. Howard Stern had a huge outbreak in his New York apartment, studios, and limo about four and a half years ago. Afterward, George Takei had them in his apartment as well and talked candidly about it on Stern's show. Bradley Cooper has had them, Rene Zellweger, Jeremy Borash, and others. They've been around as long as us almost. They began as bat bugs (which still exist), and then as humans moved into caves during the Paleolithic era, they jumped down and joined us. Have you ever had ol' Cimex Lectularius? How'd you get rid of them? Do you still have them? Oh, and here's a mad genius. Lou Sorkin has been an entomologist for the American Museum of Natural History since 1978, he studies many insects, including our friend Cimex Lectularius, keeps a huge collection in a jar, and feeds them by inverting it onto his own arm. |
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May 23, 2015 1:05:49 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 1:05:49 GMT -5
Oh hell naw.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 4:03:03 GMT -5
WHY DID I READ THIS IN BED
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Post by SE4NY on May 23, 2015 5:23:51 GMT -5
This is  ing horrible. |
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May 23, 2015 6:31:04 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 6:31:04 GMT -5
I've never even seen one tbh.
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Post by The Mask of Truth on May 23, 2015 7:08:30 GMT -5
Had these a few years ago, I wouldn't wish these on my worst enemy. It was so traumatizing, I had my carpet removed and put tile instead, not to mention the beds and sofas I had to toss out.
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May 23, 2015 7:27:18 GMT -5
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Post by Kyle on May 23, 2015 7:27:18 GMT -5
Never had bed bugs, but one single bedroom in my house was infested with fleas last year. It was a guest bedroom and I guess my INDOOR CAT somehow dropped a few fleas in there just before we treated him. Well, we closed that bedroom door at the start of summer and I went in a month later to get a blanket and within 30 seconds I had about 75 fleas on my legs (I'm hairy). We had to bomb the room 5 times and I vacuumed the carpet every day for a month. It sucked but I got rid of them.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 7:37:20 GMT -5
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Post by Grumpyoldman on May 23, 2015 8:30:50 GMT -5
Now I'm all itchy. Thanks!
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Post by King Silva on May 23, 2015 8:38:14 GMT -5
Thank God I've never had to experience them.
That would so nasty I couldn't sleep on that bed again even if I knew it was professionally cleaned..
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 10:56:38 GMT -5
Dwight Schrute can take care of anyone's bedbug problem
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Post by The Real Valbroski on May 23, 2015 12:12:28 GMT -5
A woman at my job had them recently and the managers didn't want to send her home. It took 3 employees threatening to leave for them to send her home. Ridiculous. Don't come to work with bed bugs, get that crapfixed first.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 13:35:51 GMT -5
Oh hell to the naw !!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 13:37:30 GMT -5
If you have them contact RoscoeTheBedbug dog
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Post by The Kevstaaa on May 23, 2015 15:55:13 GMT -5
I've had them. Badly. It was while I lived in New York. My mom bought a carpet from some shop and I think they came with that. We had them everywhere. The beds, couches and everything. For some reason though, they wouldn't really bite me. My brother, aunt and mom would end up with bite marks though. I brought my girlfriend over for a weekend, and she was bitten up badly. We had to get bug bombs, spray alcohol and everything.
It happened again when I moved to Ohio. They were literally ALL over my bed. I didn't notice at first, but when I had a lady sleep there, she woke up all bitten and swollen. We had to throw out the mattress. Finally, I moved in with my current girlfriend. We never had an infestation, but would see the occasional one back at the apartments we lived at. We now live in a house and haven't had any issues.
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May 23, 2015 16:49:40 GMT -5
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Post by Adam on May 23, 2015 16:49:40 GMT -5
Thankfully no.
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Post by Nivro™ on May 23, 2015 16:54:33 GMT -5
Never had them but had a neighbor that did. Heat is pretty much the only way to get rid of them. She had to take everything that was in her bedroom and wrap it in black trash bags and then sit them outside in the scorching heat.
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Post by JC Motors on May 23, 2015 17:21:11 GMT -5
Better call the Orkin Man
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May 23, 2015 19:08:00 GMT -5
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Post by The Yes Man on May 23, 2015 19:08:00 GMT -5
No, but I did see a ing tarantula crawling towards my bed. I freaked the out, put my steel toe boots on and stomped a mud hole in the thing and walked it dry. |
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Post by ¡Twist Of 45 and 47! on May 24, 2015 0:03:19 GMT -5
According to their commercial, the Shark vacuum cleaner I've got is powerful enough to pick them up. Whether its actually true or not, I don't know. I haven't actually tried it out yet since I haven't encountered said problem. I only just upgraded my bed earlier this year so I'll wait a bit before giving it a go.
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