GSW Ep. 9: Tag Title Invitational Day 3

* The show opens with a highlight reel of the past two days, Jack Palmer doing the voice over, recapping the matches. It cuts to the arena, the crowd booing as Havoc is posing and sits down at the announce table.*

Nick Crew: Well Havoc, welcome back.

Havoc: Thank you, thank you. Kaitlyn youre very beautiful but this is a mans job.

Kaitlyn Canario: Hey, I was doing very well thank you.

Crew: Just ignore him.

* It cuts to the ring as the Dudleys music starts playing, the boos only getting louder.*

Jack Palmer: The following is a quarter final match in the GSW Tag Team Title Invitational. Introducing first from Brooklyn,New York, weighing in at a combined 560lbs, D-Von and Bubba Ray,The Dudleys.

* The Dudleys ignore the crowd, getting in the ring and posing to more boos.*

Canario: Well D-Von and..

Havoc: Easy honey I got this. The Dudleys have only been here a few short weeks and have made such an impact that I dont think anyone will top them.

Crew: Good to see nothings changed.

* Tajiris and Mutas music hits, the crowd cheer. Tajiri and Muta walk out, Tajiri behind Muta, his hand over Mutas mouth.*

Palmer: Their oppents from Japan,weighing in at a combined 449lbs, Tajiri and The Great Muta.

* As the two get closer to the ring. They stop, Tajiri pulls his hand away, Muta leans his head back and spits green mist into the air, the crowd cheering. Muta and Tajiri run into the ring, and head towards The Dudleys, the ref stops them, seperating the two teams.*

Havoc: Those two need trained handlers, those two are dangerous and reckless.

* Bubba flips off Muta and Tajiri, the crowd boos. D-Von and Tajiri leave the ring. Muta and Bubba meet in the middle and Muta hits Bubba with a very stiff slap. The crowd oohs, Bubbas head turned to the side, he rubs his cheek before swinging at Muta. Muta ducks going behind Bubba. When Bubba turns around, Muta starts chopping Bubba stiffly, until Bubba is against the ropes. Muta chokes Bubba to a three count. Muta walks after the ref, trying to intimidate him. The ref tries to get Muta to back off. Tajiri gets in the ring, getting between the ref and Muta, he tries to calm Muta down. Muta and Tajiri argue in Japanese, Tajiri grabs the tag rope, Muta gets onto the apron and tags Tajiri taking the rope from him.*

Canario: Can they do that?

Crew: Would you stop them?

Canario: Guess not.

Havoc: Told you they're dangerous.

* Tajiri goes to pick Bubba up by the head but gets punched in the gut. Bubba stands up and elbows the back of Tajiris neck. Tajiri falls to one knee. Bubba flips off Muta. Muta just stares at him as the crowd boo.*

Crew: At first it looked like Bubbas mind games were gonna have an effect on this match, but so far that's not the case.

Bubba: Watch this Muta.

* Bubba puts Tajiri between his legs and lifts him up for a Powerbomb. When Bubba gets Tajiri up, Muta reaches in and tags himself in. He Powerbombs Tajiri and turns to pose, the fans boo loud. When he turns around he's hit by a Missle Dropkick from Muta. The crowd cheer. Bubba lands on his back but rolls to his feet and tags in D-Von. D-Von runs in and swings at Muta but Muta ducks it and goes behind D-Von and hits a Dragon Suplex, he holds it for a pin. Bubba breaks it up at one. Tajiri, who had rolled out of the ring, slides back in and starts trading punches with Bubba, the crowd cheering.*

Canario: For the first, but probably not the last, time tonight this match has broken down into a fight.

* D-Von and Muta also start trading fists. It doesn't last long as Muta decides to start kicking D-Von in the leg, hard. D-Von rakes Mutas eyes, Bubba throws Tajiri out of the ring. They Irish whip Muta. He handsprings off of the ropes and hits both Dudley's with a Back Elbow, the crowd cheer loud. He rolls onto one knee and spits a line of mist, this time it's red, into the air and the crowd get louder. He climbs to the top rope and hits D-Von, the first Dudley to stand up, with a Moonsault, the crowd get louder, and Muta covers him. Bubba breaks it up at two. He drags Muta up by the hair, but Muta gets loose and Tajiri comes in and holds Bubbas arms. Muta looks around, and puts his hand to his throat, the crowd cheering very loud. Bubba throws his foot back, Low Blowing Tajiri and just as Muta goes to spit, Bubba moves and Tajiri gets hit with the mist. Tajiri falls and rolls onto the apron, holding his hands over his eyes.*

Crew: The ref was checking on D-Von, conveniently enough...

Havoc: The guy just got hit with a Moonsault, would you just ignore his pain if you were the ref?

Crew: If it was The Dudley's I would. Wouldn't take my eyes off of either of them.

* Muta,distraught, checks on Tajiri. The ref still distracted, Bubba low blows Muta. The crowd boo loud as Muta collapses to his knees. Bubba locks him in a full nelson and backs up to the middle of the ring and hits a Bubba Bomb. D-Von rushes past the ref, almost shoving him over and pins Muta for the three, the crowd booing very loud.*

Palmer: Your winners by pinfall The Dudley's.

* The crowd keeps booing as D-Von and Bubba pose and have their hands raised. Bubba leans over the rope and argues with a fan. Only one thing he says gets picked up.*

Bubba: **********...

Canario: Oh lord.

Crew: Can we cut to anything other then these two before we lose our tv deal, please.

* It cuts to a highlight reel of The MCMGs vs The Hardys and LOD vs Brody and Hansen, a Jack Palmer voice over narrating the package. It ends and cuts back to the ring, The Dudley's and Tajiri and Muta are gone. LODs music begins playing, the crowd pop loud. Animal and Hawk, wearing blue spike pads, walk out.*

Palmer: The following is a quarter final match in the GSW Tag team title invatational. Introducing first from Chicago, Illinoise, weighing in at a combined 575lbs,Hawk and Animal, The Legion of Doom.

* The crowd cheers as Hawk and Animal get in the ring and pose on the turnbuckles. The MCMGs music hits, the cheering continues louder. Alex Shelly and Chris Sabin run down the aisle and slide into the ring. Animal jumps down and pulls his pad off and Shelly starts clubbing him across the back. Sabin Dropkicks Hawk off the turnbuckle to the floor.*

Crew: The MCMGs just couldn't wait to get things started.

Havoc: Thats because the winners get The Dudleys. But theyre trying to go fist to fist with the wrong team.

* Shelly irish whips Animal towards Sabin, who hits a Dropkick. Animal rolls right back up, dazed, leaning on the ropes. They both Irish whip Animal and try for a Double Clothesline, which Animal ducks. But as Animal comes back, they hit him with dual Drop Toe Holds. Animal gets on his hands and knees, Hawk gets back in the ring. Sabin right away starts stomping and clubbing at Hawk. Shelly kicks Animal in the gut and as Animal rolls onto his back, Shelly covers him. Animal pushes Shelly off after a one count. Shellys rolls onto the apron and stands up. As Animal stands, Shelly jumps onto the top rope and hits Animal with a Springboard Missle Dropkick, the crowd cheer. *

Canario: Well Havoc, so far The MCMGs are looking pretty good.

Havoc: For now...

Canario: True.

* The camera pans out a little just in time to catch Hawk hitting a Neckbreaker on Sabin. The crowd cheer. Animal pulls himself up as Shelly waits, bouncing in place a little. Hawk stands behind him and when Shelly turns to run, he runs right into Hawk and falls on his ass, looking up at Hawk. Hawk poses as Shelly gets up and gets punched by Animal. Shely stumbles, Hawk turns him around and picks him for a Military Press Drop. Animal pulls Sabin over, and Hawk dumps Shelly, back first, onto Sabin. Sabin grabs his ribs and rolls onto his stomach. Shelly lays on his side holding his back.*

Havoc: What the hell kinda officials do we have here? This is the second LOD match to have nobody on the apron and just the four guys going at it in the ring.

* Hawk rolls Sabin over and covers him for a two. The crowd cheers. Animal pushes Shelly out of the ring. Hawk picks Sabin up and Animal picks him up on his shoulders, the cheers get louder. Hawk starts to climb to the top rope.*

Crew: Well looks like The LOD are moving on.

Havoc: Not quite Nick, not quite.

* Shelly kneels on the apron, holding Hawks foot. Sabin punches Animal, and then stands on his shoulders, both men wobbling. *

Canario: What the hell does Sabin have planned here?

* Hawk kicks Shelly off and when he turns his attention back to Animal and Sabin, Sabin jumps off of Animals shoulders and hurricaranas Hawk into Animal. The crowd pop loud.*

Canario: Good lord, Sabin and Shelly willing to risk their own health just for revenge.

Havoc: Now hold on, what about the tag titles?

Canario: That will only be a cherry on top if The MCMGs get that far.

* Sabin covers Animal for a two count. The crowd cheer, Sabin argues with the ref. Hawk rolls out onto the apron, Shelly gets back in and tells Sabin to pick Animal up. Sabin does and Shelly climbs to the top rope and Sabin sets up a Neckbreaker, and holds it. Shelly stands on the top rope. Hawk grabs the top rope crotching Shelly. The crowd ooh and Animal turns out of the Neckbreaker and picks Sabin up in a Spinebuster postion, Hawk springs over the top rope hitting Sabin with a Clothesline and pins him for the three. The crowd cheer loud, with a few boos mixed in. *

Palmer: Your winners by pinfall, LOD.

* Animal and Hawk raise their arms before leaving the ring and start back up the aisle.*

Canario: A hard fought effort from the MCMGs

Crew: Absolu-

Havoc: If they didnt try to show off and just stuck to their original game plan they might've won.

Crew: As much as I hate to say it, I think you might have a point.

* It cuts to The Duchess, Alpha and Tommy Preston standing in a hallway, prepping for their match.*

Cameraman: I was wondering if you wouldnt mind sharing your startegy, if you have one, going into your match with The Usos?

Duchess *she giggles*: What kind of stupid question is that? Of course we have a strategy you bloody idiot.

Cameraman: W-would you mind sharing?

Duchess: Yes I would, because what if I devulge that information and The Usos happen to see this, then that might lead to Alpha and Tommy losing and me having to deal with it, and in a bad mood at that.

Preston: Youre always more fun when youre in a bad mood though.

* He smirks and Duchess looks over her shoulder, smirking at him.*

Cameraman: Um are yo-

Duchess: We're done here, go.

* She waves her hand at him, and then it cuts to a commercial.*

* It comes back, The Usos music playing, Jimmy and Jey already in the ring, the crowd cheering. The cheers become boos when Alpha/Prestons music plays.*

Palmer: And their opponents, accompanied by The Duchess,weighing in at a combined 512lbs, Tommy Preston and Alpha.

* The crowd boo, all three walk down the aisle not taking their eyes off of The Usos, Alpha slides into the ring, Tommy hops onto the apron and gets in the ring, Duchess walks off to the side.*

Canario: The Usos, having to go through their 300 plus pound cousins to advance, do Jimmy and Jey see Alpha and Tommy or any other team in this tournament as a road block?

Havoc: I'd be very confident too if I beat Jamal and Rosey.

Canario: Yeah but you're an bunghole.

* Crew laughs.*

Havoc: What have I ever done to you? Im always nice to you...stop laughing dingus.

* Tommy and Jey start it off. Tommy moves foward, attempting to take Jey down by the legs, but Jey jumps back, Tommy stands back up. Tommy smirks and him and Jey circle each other before locking up. Tommy drives his knee into Jeys stomach and hits an Underhook Backbreaker. He grabs Jey by the hair and tags in Alpha. The crowd boos. Tommy throws Jey into the corner, Alpha gets in and him and Tommy start kicking Jey. The ref counts, Tommy leaves at four, the crowd booing. Alpha Irish whips Jey torwards Jimmy, but holds onto Jeys arm and pulls him back, hitting a Clothesline. The crowd boo.*

Havoc: Alpha and Tommy using their superior wrestling smarts to control the match so far.

* Alpha pulls Jey up and throws him into the corner and chokes him with his foot and tags in Tommy. Tommy gets in and they pull Jey out of the corner and hit a Double Vertical Suplex, the crowd boos. Tommy looks around and smirks. He puts his feet on Jey and his uses boots to rake Jeys eyes. The boos get louder as Jey grabs his eyes, rolling onto his stomach. Tommy smirks and locks his arms around Jeys waist and picks him up and hits him with a Russian Neck Drop. He tags in Alpha, Alpha gets in and Tommy leaves. Alpha rolls Jey onto his stomach and locks in a Bow and Arrow Hold. The crowd boo.*

Canario: Frequent tags,keeping Jey isolated. I hate when Havoc makes a good point.

Havoc: All my points are good baby...all of them.

Crew: Oh God.

* Tommy tags in and climbs to the top rope and hits Jey, still in The Bow and Arrow, with a Double Foot Stomp. The crowd oohs, Alpha lets the hold go and rolls out of the ring and back out onto the apron. Jey lays on his side, holding his ribs. Tommy kicks Jey in the small of his back. Jey arches in pain. The crowd boos. Tommy smirks and picks Jey up, pushing him into the corner. He hits Jey with a stiff looking elbow. The crowd oohs. Tommy then pulls Jey out of the corner and tosses him closer to Jimmy, and leans in the corner, smirking.*

Canario: Would you look at this guy, just tossing Jey away like he's a piece of trash.

* Jey slowly gets up, holding his ribs. He looks at Jimmy then back at Tommy. He tags Jimmy in, not taking his eyes off of Preston. Jimmy gets in and Preston tags in Alpha. Alpha gets in and him and Jimmy lock up, Alpha goes behind Jimmy and locks the waist. Jimmy reverses, going behind Alpha and locks Alphas waist. Alpha elbows Jimmy twice, before grabbing his arm and flipping him onto the mat. Alpha rakes Jimmys face with his boot. Jimmy grabs his face and rolls away and quickly gets up, staring down with a smirking Alpha.They go for a lock up but Alpha drives his knee into Jimmys gut, and tags in Preston. Preston gets in and hits Jimmy with a Double Underhook Suplex. The crowd booing. Tommy bows to more boos.*

Crew: As endearing as ever.

* Preston picks Jimmy up and drags him around by the hair. He stops when he's facing Jey.*

Preston: You want in?

* Tommy tosses Jimmy towards his brother. He starts to crawl toward his brother. Alpha quickly runs in and knocks Jey off the apron. Tommy grabs Jimmy by the hair and hits him with a 99 Crusher for a three count. The crowd booing loud.*

Palmer: Your winners by pinfall, Alpha and Tommy Preston.

* Tommy bows in the middle of the ring. The crowd boos loud, Alpha and Tommy leave the ring and start to the back, The Duchess following, smirking wide. She looks at the camera.*

Duchess: We always make good on our word.

* She smirks, before looking forward again.*

Havoc: Duchess said these two were a great team...*the camera cuts to Jey laying in the ring and then to Jimmy outside of the ring*... and they proved it here running through the Usos.

Canario: God, I hate when youre right.

Havoc: I like when you're mad, it makes you even hotter.

Canario: Listen you...

Crew: Lets go back to the ring before these two hurt each other.

Havoc: I could take her.

*A mash up of Sheamus' and Wade Barretts music plays, the crowd boo. As they walk out. *

Palmer: The following is a quarter final match in The GSW Tag Team Title Invitational. Introducing first, weighing in at a combined 513lbs, Sheamus and Wade Barrett.

*The boos continue as they get in the ring and pose facing different sides of the crowd. *

Crew: International rivals turned partners and looked pretty damn good together.

Canario: That was fighting a team of experience and different, quicker style, how do you think they'll fare against a team like The Brainbusters?

Crew: We'll see.

Havoc: I think they'll be just fine.

Canario: I wasn't asking you.

Crew: Children...

*The camera pans to the aisle, The Brianbusters walking out. The crowd a mix of boos and cheers.*

Palmer: And their opponents weighing in at a combined 475lbs , Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, The Brainbusters.

* The Brainbusters get in the ring and Sheamus and Barrett run towards them. Sheamus and Tully lock up moving each other around. Arn ducks a clothesline from Barrett and punches Barrett in the jaw. The crowd cheering, Barrett leans on the top rope. Arn grabs his arm and wrenchs it, bringing Barrett to one knee. Tully and Sheamus pull each other out through the middle rope.*

Crew: Chaos already. Tully and Sheamus locking up like two bulls right out of the gate.

* Tully and Sheamus roll around, Tully gets the better of Sheamus and starts punching him. The ref and a few outside staff try to pull them apart. In the ring, Barretts back on his feet, Arn tries to put him on one knee again ,but Barrett manages to keep himself standing and reaches up to rake Arns eyes. Arn grabs his eyes and Barrett punches him in the gut, Arn pants, holding his stomach, sitting on the middle rope. He big boots Arn out onto the apron and poses, the crowd boos. Barrett gets out of the ring. The ref and security guard are holding Tully back, Sheamus is on his knees, holding his nose. Another ref and Palmer are standing in front of him. Barrett kicks Tully in the gut and, ignoring the ref and security guard, grabs Tully and throws him shoulder first into the post. Tully grabs his shoulder falling to his knees. Sheamus jumps at him and takes him down, punching his shoulder, both refs and the guards start to pull it apart again. The crowd cheers, as the camera pans, it shows Arn standing behind Barrett. Arn turns Barrett and puches him three times, pushing Barrett against the apron and then Irish whips him into the guardrail and then throws him back into the ring, Arn follows as does a ref, who calls for the bell.*

Crew: Well we may see some wrestling here.

* Arn covers Barrett for a one and a half count. Arn picks Barrett up, only to be punched in the stomach three times. The crowd boos, Sheamus gets onto the apron, Tully still on the floor on the otherside of the ring. Barrett holds Arn against the ropes and tags in Sheamus. Barrett pushes Arn into the corner and Sheamus goes across from them. The crowd boo, Sheamus screams and as he starts to run, Tully reaches in and grabs Sheamus' foot, tripping him.Tully gets in the ring and Barrett tries to punch him but he ducks and starts punching Barrett into the corner, the crowd cheering. Sheamus starts over, but Arn grabs him by the hair, and throws him to the mat, the ref try to pull apart Tully and Barrett. *

Canario: Thats the fun of this tournament, a wrestling match can quickly turn to chaos and vice versa.

* Arn gets on top of Sheamus and punches him a few times, before standing up and stomping on his shoulder. Arn knee drops Sheamus, the camera pans to show Tully being tossed out of the ring. The crowd boos, Arn walks up behind Barrett and spins him around, punching him into the corner. Sheamus starts to get to his feet. Arn tosses Barrett out of the ring and turns around, Sheamus is running at him. Before Sheamus can hit anything, Arn hits him with a brutal Double A Spinebuster. The crowd cheer. Arn picks Sheamus up and puts him in a Piledriver position. The camera zooms out a little, it shows Tully climbing to the top rope. He jumps and pushes Sheamus' feet down, hitting a spike piledriver. The crowd ooh and Arn covers Sheamus for the three. The crowd cheer and the Brainbusters leave the ring.*

Palmer: Your winners by pinfall, The Brainbusters.

* The Brainbusters celebrate in the aisle, as the crowd cheer, the feed slowly cuts to commercials.*

* When it comes back, Brian Kendricks music is playing and hes standing in the ring with his jacket on, the crowd booing. Kendrick has a mic and notecards in his hands.*

Crew: The crowd seems as enthused for Kendrick as ever

Havoc: They just dont respect greatness

Kendrick: I'm back!

* The boos get louder.*

Kendrick: Now during Anarchy, I was left off the card. So as anyone would do I relaxed and collected some questions from my fans on Twitter.

* He holds the note cards up and waves them a little. He nods and looks at the first card.*

Kendrick: First question. Why did you wrestle Hulk Hogan and Kevin Nash impersonaters? Well ya see Nash and Hogan were smart enough to not accept a match with me, so I decided to give the fans a demonistration as to why. Next...

* The lights go out. When they come back on Sabu is in the ring, pointing to the ceiling, holding a chair. The crowd cheer.*

Canario: Its been nice knowing you Brian

* Brian scrambles out of the ring. Sabu follows him out, chair in hand. Kendrick starts to back up, begging Sabu off. Sabu looks around before tossing his chair but Kendrick moves and the chair hits the post. Kendrick leans against the guardrail. As Sabu gets closer, Kendrick pushes himself up and kicks Sabu in the gut. He pulls Sabu up and Hurricaranas him over the guardrail and rushes into the ring and motions for the ref to start counting.*

Crew: An impressive Hurricarana from Kendrick, looking for a quick count out victory.

* Sabu pulls himself up at the count of five and slowly climbs over the guardrail, the fans cheering. Kendrick starts yelling at the ref to count faster. Sabu grabs his chair and slides back into the ring at eight. Kendrick throws his jacket to the ground as the fans cheer. Sabu runs towards Kendrick, ready to swing the chair, Kendrick quickly ducks out of the ring again, the cheers turn to boos. The ref tries to get Sabu to give up the chair. Sabu reluctantly throrws the chair to the ground and the ref gets it out of the ring. Kendrick tries to take advantage and runs in, only to be punched by Sabu. The fans cheer, as Kendrick rolls out of the ring, holding his mouth. Sabu hits the ropes and jumps onto the top rope, but as he goes for the plancha, Kendrick runs into the ring. Sabu crashes onto the floor but gets right back up and runs into the ring. He kicks Kendrick in the gut, and starts clubbing his back. The crowd cheering.*

Canario: Sabu not giving Kendrick room to breath.

Havoc: I have a feeling Kendrick's got a plan.

Canario: Care to let us in this feeling?

Havoc: ...nevermind,it was just gas.

Crew: Classy.

* Sabu gets onto the apron and when Kendrick stands and turns around, Sabu hits him with a Springboard DDT. The crowd pops huge. Sabu points to the ceiling and gets out of the ring and grabs his chair and slides back in. Right away the ref, tries to get it away from him and out of the ring. Sabu shoves the ref down into the corner and threatens him with the chair. There's a small amount of boos. He sets the chair up on the other side of Kendrick and hits the ropes. As he jumps over Kendrick and gets the toes of his foot onto the chair, Kendrick grabs the other foot. Sabu stumbles, but grabs the top rope, keeping himself balanced. Kendrick slowly gets to one knee holding Sabus foot.*

Kendrick: Yeah, I got you now. What's your plan now man?

* Kendrick smirks as he gets to his feet. He looks around and then lowers Sabus foot onto the chair and backs away a little and lays back down. Sabu looks at him and then the crowd cheer confused.*

Crew: What the hell is Kendrick doing?

* Sabu slowly moves his feet onto the top rope and stands, wobbling a little. Kendrick quickly reaches over and grabs and folds the chair, and then lays back down, with it across his stomach, the crowd boo. Sabu jumps and hits a Moonsault landing right on the chair. He lays on his back holding his ribs, Kendrick covers him for the three and quickly rushes out of the ring and to the back. The crowd booing loud.*

Havoc: Told ya he had a plan!

Crew: Kendrick outsmarting Sabu...

Havoc: Like that's so hard.

Canario: Stop it.

* Sabu holds his ribs and rolls out of the ring. As he starts to the back, LODs music hits and the fans pop huge. Animal and Hawk walk out without their shoulder pads. Both Animal and Hawk pat Sabu on the shoulder as they pass. The Dudleys run out and ambush LOD, the cheering quickly turns to boos. They club at the backs of Animal and Hawk. D-Von throws Hawk shoulder first into the guardrail, and starts to stomp and kick at him. Bubba throws Animal into the ring and follows him in. As Animal stands, Bubba drops an elbow across the back of his neck. Bubba poses, the crowd boos. Animal stands straight up and Bubba tries for The Bubba Bomb, but Animal holds his ground and thrusts forward breaking out of the full nelson. He turns and faces Bubba. He throws a punch but Animal catches it and hits a punch of his own. Animal hits a few more punches and then Irish whips Bubba and hits a powerslam. The crowd cheering, they get louder when Animal poses.*

Crew: This match starting hard and heavy.

* The camera focuses on D-Von kicking Hawk, who is slumped against the guardrail. D-Von yells something at a fan, the crowd boo. He kicks Hawk again by Hawk catches his foot. The crowd cheer D-Von tries to get Hawk to drop his foot. Hawk looks up and spins D-Von so he's facing the ring. Just as he gets still, Bubba crashes into him, the crowd cheer and the camera pans as Animal poses in the ring. Hawk joins him in the ring,posing.*

Canario: All 300 pounds of Bubba just got pressed out onto D-Von...

Crew: With ease, that's the kicker, Animal pressed him up like it was nothing.

* Bubba and D-Von get up and walk away from the ring, re-strategizing. Hawk and Animal get out of the ring. Hawk Double Axe Handles D-Von, Animal punches Bubba. The crowd cheering. After a few more punches, Animal presses Bubba up and tosses him into the crowd. They catch him and surf him around. Bubba cursing and ranting. *

Crew: Never know what you'll see here in GSW.

Havoc: I'm sort of surprised they caught him.

* Animal joins Hawk and they both start clubbing at D-Von. After a few clubs, Animal slides D-Von into the ring and follows. Hawk poses outside, Animal picks D-Von up and puts him on his shoulders, the crowd that isn't surfing Bubba cheer loud. Hawk climbs onto the apron then up to the top rope and jumps and hits D-Von with a Flying Clothesline. Bubba can be heard screaming in the crowd. Hawk covers D-Von for the three.*

Palmer: Your winners by pinfall The LOD.

* The crowd put Bubba back over the guardrail in the aisle. He starts towards the ring yelling and threatening LOD. Hawk leans against the top rope, yelling back. The camera barley catches D-Von being tossed over the top rope. The crowd cheer. Bubba doesn't break his stride. *

Canario: Bubba may be continuing this fight.

* As Bubba starts to get on the apron, Jack Palmer puts his hand on Bubbas leg. Bubba gets down and starts arguing with him. Jack puts his hand on Bubbas shoulder and whispers something in his ear, before returning to his seat. Bubba stands there and runs his hand across his head. Bubba starts walking to the back, tapping D-Von, signaling him to follow. Animal and Hawk pose as they leave and the crowd cheer loud. The camera pans to Palmer.*

Crew: What did you whisper in his ear?

Palmer (barely audible): It's private.

Canario: If you didn't hear him, he said its private.

Havoc: Now I'm really curious.

* Alpha and Tommy Preston's music hits and the crowd quickly starts booing. Animal and Hawk leave the ring and stand by the announcers table. Alpha walks out first. Instead of wearing his usual attire, he's wearing black half tights, two black kneepads, basic black wrestling boots, one elbow pad and no tape on his hands or wrists. Tommy is also dressed differently, wearing red tights, with basic black wrestling boots, and Undertaker like gloves. The Duchess isn't with them. They walk towards the ring.*

Canario: Tommy and Alpha dressed differently then normal.

Havoc: I'm just glad Duchess isn't here for your sake Kaitlyn.

Canario: My sake?

Havoc: Yes, she'd be out here giving me the bedroom eyes, you'd get all jealous and as much as I enjoy a cat fight, I fear she might be able to hurt you easily, and I don't want to see anything like that happen to you.

Canario: Give me a break.

Havoc: I'd like to give you something.

Crew: So Kaitlyn, do you think this is some type of mind game?

Canario: Could be.

Havoc: How come you didn't ask me?

Crew: Just shut up Havoc.

* Alpha and Tommy get in the ring. They calmly walk to their corner, ignoring the fans. Tommy gets onto the apron, Alpha leans against the top rope. The Brainbusters music hits and the crowd becomes a mix of boos and cheers. They walk to the ring and get in, they aren't wearing their jackets. Palmer gets in to do the introductions but Alpha puts his hand up and walks to the middle of the ring and holds his hand towards Arn Anderson. Arn looks around, the crowd telling him not to shake it. Arn reaches out to grab it, but Alpha walks back.*

Alpha: Hang on. Tommy get over here.

* Tommy meets his tag partner in the middle of the ring, his one hand behind his back.*

Crew: Something seems fishy here.

* Arn and Alpha shake hands, Alpha shakes Tullys hand but holds onto it. Tommy swings his other hand from behind his back and nails Arn in the jaw. Alpha low blows Tully. Alpha throws Tully out of the ring and him and Tommy start stomping on Arn. The crowd booing loud.*

Crew: I knew it!

Canario: A nasty kick from Tommy Preston.

* Alpha picks Arn up and hits him with a European Uppercut and then tags in Tommy. Arn is on one knee his back to Tommy. Tommy locks the waist and hits a German Suplex and bridges into a pin for a two count. He holds onto the waist and pulls Arn up and stands him on his feet. He tries for another German Suplex but Arn blocks it and throws his elbow back and goes behind Tommy locking in a Sleeper Hold, the crowd cheering.*

Crew: Arn starting to show some offense.

* Arn wrenches the hold on, Tommy groans in pain.*

Canario: And apparently he's not too happy with how this match started.

* Tommy starts flailing his arms out trying to tag in Alpha. Arn throws Tommy onto the mat, keeping the hold locked on. The crowd cheer. *

Crew: We have not seen the Brits on the defensive like this before.

Canario: Could the lack of The Duchess have anything to do with it?

Crew: Maybe.

Havoc: Very smart observation for a blonde.

Crew: Well it was going well without you, but thanks for joining us.

* Tommy manages to get to his knees and back to his feet, Arn wrenches again,Tommy groans. Alpha runs in and goes in front of Tommy.*

Tommy (his voice raspy): What the hell are you doing?

Alpha: Shut up.

*Alpha locks Tommy's waist and hits an Overhead Belly-to-Belly. When they land, Arn let's go and Tommy rolls to the side, coughing. The crowd can't help themselves and pop huge.*

Havoc: What a counter! That's how much being the first champions mean to these two.

Canario: Hawk and Animal are standing next to us, I wonder what their thoughts are?

Havoc: Punch punch punch kick kick kick slam punch punch punch.

Crew: How does patent leather taste?

Havoc: What?

* Preston walks over to his corner rubbing his throat. He tags in Alpha then slaps him. The crowd cheer. Alpha just nods before getting in the ring. Arn has tagged in Tully. Tully and Alpha lock up. They jockey for position before Alpha goes behind Tully. Alpha tries for a German Suplex, but Tully blocks it and backs up, driving Alpha into the corner. Alpha let's go of the waist and Tully turns him around and hits him in the back with a few forearms. He pulls Alpha out of the corner. Alpha nails Tully with an elbow right in the nose. The crowd ooh. He grabs and holds him by his throat against the rope. The ref tries to get him to break it,the crowd boos and Alpha turns his head to Preston. Preston slides his feet through the middle rop and holds onto the top rope and leans back. Alpha Irish whips Tully. He runs right into Preston's boots and falls right away. He grabs his stomach, coughing. *

Crew: Good lord.

Havoc: I think I felt a breeze, must've been the wind being knocked out of Tully.

Canario: Clever.

* Preston repositions himself and Alpha tags him in. Preston gets in and puts his foot on Tullys throat, the ref starts counting. At three Preston spits in Tullys face and takes his boot off his throat, the crowd booing loud. He uses his foot to roll Tully over. He leans down, wraps his arms around Tullys waist and picks him up. He walks a little before hitting a Russian Neck Drop. He holds on and rolls over Tully and hits another one. He poses, the crowd booing loud. He smirks and picks Tully up and hits a Back Suplex and holds on bridging into a pin. Tully kicks out at two. Preston picks him up and throws him towards Arn. Tully falls onto one knee before tagging in Arn. Preston meets him in the middle of the ring. Preston holds his hand out.*

Havoc: See these two have sportsmanship.

* As Arn goes to shake it, Preston slaps him hard. The crowd ooh.*

Havoc: Close enough.

* Preston smirks and Arn punches him with his famous right hand. The crowd cheer as Preston goes down, holding his jaw. He smirks and stands up.*

Preston: Hit me again, c'mon.

* He turns his head presenting his jaw to Anderson. Anderson looks around before decking him again. Preston falls onto his side, still smirking. He gets up and encourages Arn to punch him again. Arn doesn't hesitate to swing but Tommy ducks it and goes behind Arn hitting a German Suplex. He rolls right up and poses, the crowd loudly booing. He grabs Arns leg and drags him over towards his corner and tags in Alpha. Alpha rushes in and takes the leg and turns Arn over and locks in a Bow and Arrow Lock. Tully gets into the ring as does Tommy. Tommy jumps over Alpha and Arn and hits Tully with a back elbow. He rolls right up and starts stomping at the ribs of Tully. The crowd booing.*

Preston: Piss off.

* The crowd boo louder. Preston picks Tully up and tosses him out. He follows him outside and continues to stomp on Tully. After this, Preston gets in Hawks face. The two jawjack as the ref goes outside to try and break them up. Animal and Jack Palmer assist. In the ring, Alpha goes to grab Arn, but Arn rolls him up. The crowd cheer but the ref is still distracted by the possible fight outside. After a few seconds Alpha kicks out. Arn goes over to the ropes and yells out to the ref. The camera cuts to Alpha kneeling in the corner. Hes digging into his tights.*

Havoc: Can we show what this pervert is doing?

Canario: We let you on air.

Havoc: I'm not a pervert, Im just awesome in the sack and I like to brag about.

Canario: Oh I'm sure.

Havoc: Hey, I'll be glad to prove it to you.

Crew: The match?!

* Arn starts over to Alpha. Alpha quickly stands, cracking Arn in the jaw. He slides something off his hands and tosses it away from the ring. The crowd booing.*

Crew: What the hell?

Canario: I think he had brass knuckles on?

Crew: What the hell do we pay the refs for?

Havoc: To referee jackass.

* Tully starts to stir, Preston flips off Hawk and grabs Tullys legs. The ref rushes into the ring when he looks up and sees Alpha covering Arn. He counts the three. He calls for the bell. The crowd is booing loud.*

Preston: Your winners...

* Animal is in the ring in seconds and starts trading fists with Alpha. The camera pans and Hawk is clubbing at Prestons back.*

Crew: The LOD starting hot.

Havoc: I can hear the clubs from Hawk over here.

* Animal gets the better of the exchange in the ring. Animal pushes Alpha through the top and middle ropes. He falls to the floor. Hawk rolls Preston into the ring. Hawk follows. The LOD start clubbing at him at the same time. Animal Irish whips Preston. He holds onto the ropes and ducks out. He grabs Alpha and the two head up the aisle, but stop half way. Animal and Hawk wait in the ring and taunt the two. Alpha and Preston start whispering to each other.*

Canario: The Brits talking startegy. Animal and Hawk clearly threw them off their game.

Havoc: Bunch of cheaters they are.

* Alpha and Preston head back to the ring. Alpha gets in, Preton stays on the apron. Hawk stays in and Animal goes out to the apron. Alpha holds his hand for a knuckle lock. Hawk looks around before trying to kick Alpha in the gut. Alpha catches his foot, and spins slightly to sweep the other leg, knocking Hawk down. He backs up closer to Preston and smirks as Hawk quickly gets up, staring Alpha down. Alpha bows. The crowd boo. Alpha moves out of the corner and postions himself for a lock up, Hawk does the same and the two lock up. Alpha goes behind Hawk. Preston tags in. Alpha pushes Hawk forward. He moves his foot so Hawk trips and falls to the mat. He hands the leg to Preston. He takes it and locks in a Head and Leg Choke. Hawk grabs the ropes and the ref starts counting. Preston releases the hold when the ref reachs four. He picks Hawk up and Irish whips him. As Hawk runs back, Preston runs torwards him and hits him with a knee in the gut. Hawk bends over, but Preston holds Hawk in place. He rolls Hawk up in a Schoolboy but stands up and applies a Leg Lock.*

Crew: Smart wrestling from Tommy Preston, and I will admit that was a flawless transition.

* Hawk reaches for the ropes, a mere couple of inches away. Preston cranks on the hold. Animal gets in the ring and pulls Prestons hair. Preston releases the hold. Animal drops him back down. Hawk starts to get up. He leans on the middle rope and tags out. Animal comes in and picks Preston up and Irish whips him. Animal runs after a few seconds and hits a Jumping Shoulder Block. Preston quickly rolls out of the ring, holding his shoulder, Animal follows him out. He tries to grab Preston by his hair, but Preston hits Animal with a cheap shot in the jaw. Animal stumbles back a little before swinging at Preston. He ducks and goes behind Animal,getting in the ring. Preston calmly strolls over to his corner and tags in Alpha. Animal rushes back in and makes a b-line for Alpha. Alpha sidesteps him and Animal bounces off the corner and Alpha hits him with an Overhead Release German Suplex.*

Havoc: Alpha and Tommy Preston are outsmarting The Road Warriors, which is about as challenging as beating an amputee at hopscotch.

* Animal gets right up. Alpha runs at him only to get Power Slammed. Animal hops up and poses as Alpha arches in pain on the mat. The crowd cheer. Animal tags in Hawk. Alpha gets onto one knee. Hawk starts clubbing his back. Alpha punches Hawk in the stomach and reaches up to rake his eyes. The crowd boos. Alpha looks at the crowd.*

Alpha: Shut up!

* Hawk leans against the ropes, his hands over his eye. Alpha grabs his arm and wrenches it, flipping Hawk onto his back. He holds onto the arm and steps over it, Leg Dropping his arm. Hawk grabs his arm and rolls away. Alpha grabs Hawks leg and drags him to his corner. He pulls him up and holds him in the corner as he tags Preston in. Preston Irish whips Hawk back to his corner and leans in the corner. He encourages Hawk to tag in Animal. The crowd cheer, Animal enters the ring. Preston doesn't move.*

Preston: C'mon Animal, a free shot. C'mon buddy you can trust me.

* The crowd starts chanting "No he can't.". *

Preston: Im serious, look, I'll show you.

* He plants his arms against his sides, and stands still. Animal looks at Hawk and runs at Preston. Preston moves just as Animal gets close, Animal runs into the corner and right away falls back. Preston tags Alpha in, and rushes to The Road Warriors corner and knocks Hawk off the apron. Preston follows Hawk outside and the two start brawling. Alpha gets in and picks Animal up. He puts Animal up in a Torture Rack position and spins it into a Sit Out Powerbomb for the three count, the crowd booing.*

Canario: What the hell happened?

Crew: How hard did Animal hit the corner? Something seems fishy here...

* Alpha stands, holding his arms up. Preston runs in and hugs his partner. The camera pans to The Duchess smirking. As she gets on the apron, the camera picks up that the turnbuckle pad is missing from the top turnbuckle.*

Canario: Son of a bitch, they suckered Animal.

Havoc: I told you that wasn't hard to do, it's not some big shocking revelation.

Palmer: Your winners by pinfall and the new GSW Tag Team Champions, Alpha and Tommy Preston.

* The crowd boo loud as the three celebrate. Palmer gets in and presents them with the belts. They hold them up and Duchess grabs a mic.*

Duchess: All I have to say is we told you so.

* She drops the mic and holds up her charges arms. The crowd is booing loud.*

Canario: After three hard fought matches, The LOD get screwed.

Havoc: By two wrestlers much smarter then them. They used their wits to win. It's just as much a tool in that ring as their wrestling ability.

Crew: Bottom line is The LOD were screwed, but there's nothing we can do about it. So, begrudgingly, I congratulate Alpha and Tommy Preston on their win...goodnight folks, thank you so much for tuning in, I apology for the way things ended.

* The camera pans to the trio going up the aisle, bragging to the crowd. The crowd is booing loud. The feed cuts to black.*