What are some of your whackiest action figure stories?

I always used to make up stories with my older brother. One of the more memorable ones was The Rock and Sock Connection dominating the tag team divison, so Vince had The Rock kidnapped, before hanging him above the ring in a cage. Foley was then put into a ladder match against Triple H. All Triple H had to do was stop Foley from climbing the ladder, but Foley had to climb the ladder and free The Rock from the cage. The match went on for about 2 hours, until Foley realised that Vince had hung the cage far too high above the ring, and he couldn't reach. Stone Cold then came out in a giant Volkswagen Beetle, and stunned Vince and Triple H. He and Foley then dragged the VW Beetle into the ring, and put the ladder on the roof.

Foley then climbed up, and managed to grab the bottom of the cage, which then plummeted straight down to the ring. Foley opened the Cage door, only to find that The Rock's left arm had snapped off. That was pretty much it for that story.

I didn't have much by way of action figures or dolls as a kid. I was a reader. Pretty in' nerdy kid. But I did have this like, bright ass pink cheerleading baton type thing. It was relatively well balanced, great for throwing. My sister would be listening to something on her Walkman and I'd throw that er and knock her Walkman to the ground. It was fun.


I was a boring kid. Damn.

Oh and one time I found a rare amiibo. True story bro.

Same. I was gonna talk about the time I pushed over a toddler to get Basic 29 Eddie Guerrero.

I used to have my BCA Undertaker defeat Barney The Dinosaur all the time

I don't know if anyone is joking, but I genuinely find the image of someone pushing over a toddler to get an Eddie Guerrero figure hilarious. Of course I don't like kids either, so I would find it funny.

Anyway, one of the stupidest pre-hasbro stories I remember doing was having my LJN thumb wrestler Hulk Hogan face the LJN Bendie Andre the Giant (who I, like I'm sure countless others did, painted a single strap outfit over the blue trunks, which eventually faded and turned a dreadful shade of purple. I did this with the long haired LJN Andre as well, which looked far, far stupider). Anyway, Andre goes for a back suplex, Hogan rolls off of his back and lands on his shoulder, breaking it. Then Andre goes and visits him in the hospital to apologize and bring him cookies.

Much later, for no reason at all I destroyed an r3 Undertaker figure with a hand drill. It was fun.

Edit: I just thought of another one. One time I bought a BCA rock, I think it was the one with the $500 shirt. I had another stroke of sharpie related genius whereby I colored the sunglasses black from silver, but I messed up and tried to rub it off, which only turned the face black. I then tried to wipe it off more, but that just made it worse, so I used an exacto knife to cut off the black parts, but the finished product looked like absolute hell as you might expect. I immediately ran back to TRU, bought another one, and then had to go directly to work. This is only one of many reasons that I leave the customizing to others.

I can't even remember. I used to just play with any toys and have them face each other. It was probably like Ben 10, Lego pirates and Luke Skywalker vs whoever the bad guy in Ben 10 was, Darth Vader and Voldemort with the giant monkey on his own lol

Ninja turtles would help the ghostbusters all the time.

My friend and I would constantly stage "Superheroes vs Wrestlers" Tournaments in my house. We had a spring ring in the middle of a huge wooden castle and all hell would break loose. Some matches I can recall are a 12" Mr Freeze vs my Ring Giants Rey Mysterio, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs HBK, Triple H and the New Age Outlaws, and The Hulk vs Brock Lesnar.

I also remember making up stories that Darth Vader had kidnapped Stephanie McMahon and Vince had to form a team of superheroes, Jedi, and wrestlers to fight the Sith and rescue her haha.