Any teachers on the boards?

I've always disliked teachers.

I can remember in Second grade we were taking a standardized test and I had to poo real bad. I raised my hand and was told to put my hand down and take my test. I knew better, I ran to the restroom and poo'ed. The teacher came after me and demanded I return to class but I was in the middle of taking the Browns to the superbowl. I suppose the teacher would have had me poo my pants instead.


Then in 4th grade we had a substitute teacher who I guess was having a bad day. He yelled at us and kicked one of the desks where a child was sitting. The police came, it was quite the event.

In 8th grade I had a teacher who took us on a field trip to the local super market. We were told the store would be giving us sandwiches. When we got there we were informed the store would make us a Sandwich but we had to pay for it, many kids had no lunch that day.


In High School I had numerous teachers who I felt were just a waste of space. I had one female teacher who would spend all period talking about guys, dating, relationships.... mind you that was an english class.

I had another teacher, Mr. Rule, he's dead now. Mr Rule was all about the women. We would often have classes dedicated to guest speakers who would tell us; how to use a condom, how to tell if you have an std, how to prevent getting stds, how to prep for intercourse, and so on. Mr Rule was also an english teacher and all these guest speakers were always hot. His class was not my designated sex ed class. In my sex Ed class all we did was sit in the room for the period talking to ourselves.

I had a male teacher who would take role call once a month and ask us if we missed any days. I would never go to his class accept when he took attendance, I got perfect attendance in that class.

Another Male teacher I had would never check homework. He would just read out the answers and ask the students what their grade was. I would never touch a book in that class I would just say I got 80 to 100 percent right on my assignments.

I had a female teacher, elderly woman, who would spend most of the class time trying to push her political views on us students. She was a communist.

And my worst teacher was a crusty old lady. She told me straight up one day, "why do you even come to class? you're not going to pass". She told me this early on in the year in the middle of the very first semester.

I remember thinking, these people get a pay check?

Oddly enough or Ironically enough my wife's parents are both teachers. My mother in law taught grade school and my father in law was the principal at that same school.


As I wrote this post I remembered field trips as a kid. I use to LOVE getting separated and lost from the group. The field trips would always last longer because they were looking for me. I use to think it was awesome to explore on my own.