Official Straight Outta' Raw Thread: 8/10/15

The only thing Bork might smash tonight is Sable because Bork is sitting this one out at home.

RAW should be pretty awful tonight.

No Undertaker
No Brock
No Cena
Sting is never coming back
The whole thing is going to revolve around Stephen Amell for some reason because WWE thinks people want this

Here is what's going to happen:

Seth Rollins will open the show talking all tough because Cena isn't there. They'll send out a jobber who will take him to the limit and he'll either run away or barely win, because God forbid you make the champion look strong.

Then, we can suffer through a Big Show/Miz segment.

Then, we'll get a match featuring some combo of Team Bad, Team Bella, and Team PCB.

Then New Day and Prime Time Players will be involved in some sort of confusing match that also involves Lucha Dragons, Los Matadores, and maybe the Ascension

Then Bray Wyatt will cut a promo about post-apocyliptic crumbling of society that nobody understands, and probably he and Harper will get in a brawl with Reigns and Ambrose.

Then we can have Stardust get embarassed by a celebrity with no wrestling expirience

And the show will be 3 hours because they can show us the highlights of the Undertaker/Lesnar brawl from a month ago 7 different times.

RAW is going to suck, it's the same thing EVERY WEEK, and the main angles revolve around people WHO AREN'T EVER THERE SO THE STORY CAN NOT PROGRESS.