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Post by Valbroski on Sept 27, 2021 23:33:38 GMT -5
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Valbroski That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you For four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty crapty man, you're like his in' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
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The Real Chillary
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Post by The Real Chillary on Sept 27, 2021 23:40:21 GMT -5
Anyone else picturing JC Motors snapping and driving fast in his 2001 Buick Park Avenue in the rain with his pregnant girlfriend in the trunk because Walmart failed to give him the promotion he's been working towards for 12 years and he dropped a plastic hanging pumpkin basket on his head which was the last straw. And by pregnant girlfriend I mean his Maltese Terrier named Snooters.
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Post by Valbroski on Sept 27, 2021 23:49:19 GMT -5
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Post by TheSystem 1.5 on Sept 28, 2021 0:25:18 GMT -5
Im ashamed to admit how many times I’ve fallen for that
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Post by JC Motors on Sept 28, 2021 6:42:59 GMT -5
Welp, I totally missed out on getting a copy of the Danny Elfman Batman Collection 4 CD Boxset. Damn it.
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Post by The Real Chillary on Sept 28, 2021 6:45:46 GMT -5
Welp, Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp. Welp Welp.
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Post by slappy on Sept 28, 2021 6:52:50 GMT -5
Welp, Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp. Welp Welp. Wait. I just saw your sig.
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Post by The Real Chillary on Sept 28, 2021 7:23:59 GMT -5
Welp, Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp. Welp Welp. Wait. I just saw your sig. He's got friends but they got the fear Wouldn't care too much if he just disappeared Oh, look, hey, there he is now coming down the stairs
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Post by Jack Specific on Sept 28, 2021 7:54:58 GMT -5
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Valbroski That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you For four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty crapty man, you're like his in' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Sept 28, 2021 8:28:37 GMT -5
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Valbroski That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you For four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty crapty man, you're like his in' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do Dear Chillary, I meant to un-warn you sooner but I just been busy You said your warning bar's pretty high now, how far along is it? Look, I'm really flattered you would make your username that And here's an autograph for your brother I wrote it in the Banter chat
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Post by The Real Chillary on Sept 28, 2021 8:38:53 GMT -5
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Valbroski That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you For four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty crapty man, you're like his in' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do Dear Chillary, I meant to un-warn you sooner but I just been busy You said your warning bar's pretty high now, how far along is it? Look, I'm really flattered you would make your username that And here's an autograph for your brother I wrote it in the Banter chat Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To remove warning bars Or unban My Members" This will be the last message I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two messages, I reported the members on 'em perfect So this is my banter signature I'm sending you, I hope you see it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the canadian board Hey Specific, I drank a fifth of vodka You dare me to post?
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Post by The Real Chillary on Sept 28, 2021 8:58:47 GMT -5
"Dear Slappy, by the time you read this I'll be dead. This is how I think it's going to happen.
JC will shoot me, then I'll shoot JC. Then TheSystem will enter and get shot my JC. Then you'll come in and get shot by TheSystem, JC and I multiple times. Love your brother Chillary.
P.S. then two Banter Global mods will read this letter and shoot each other"
*CM Trunks shoots Valbroski*
*Valbroski shoots CM Trunks*
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Post by Valbroski on Sept 28, 2021 10:59:16 GMT -5
Literally you both for being able to come up with funny Stan parody lyrics. That’s what I was trying to do last night but I ended up giving up and posting the ant gif instead.
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Post by Valbroski on Sept 28, 2021 11:07:18 GMT -5
Welp, Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp Welp. Welp Welp. Wait. I just saw your sig. I thought he snubbed me in this one so my feelings were hurt but then I looked closer.
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Post by The Real Chillary on Sept 28, 2021 11:09:36 GMT -5
Wait. I just saw your sig. I thought he snurbbed me in this one so my feelings were hurt but then I looked closer.
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Post by J'Dinkalage Morgoone on Sept 28, 2021 11:17:08 GMT -5
I thought he snurbbed me in this one so my feelings were hurt but then I looked closer. im left out of sigs as usual one of the OG members who got the first banter closed
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 11:21:54 GMT -5
I’m at work right now, HOWLING at that Stan parody. So good!
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Post by Deep Figure Value on Sept 28, 2021 11:37:19 GMT -5
im left out of sigs as usual one of the OG members who got the first banter closed Me and former WF member xxxKevinxxx were the first two souls banished from the Banter Board.
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Post by The Real Chillary on Sept 28, 2021 11:41:09 GMT -5
im left out of sigs as usual one of the OG members who got the first banter closed
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Post by T R W on Sept 28, 2021 13:24:56 GMT -5
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