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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:00:25 GMT -5
The easiest way to create an insult is to mix a curse word with a body part. You're all a bunch of toes.
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Post by Colter on Aug 19, 2015 19:01:43 GMT -5
The easiest way to create an insult is to mix a curse word with a body part. You're all a bunch of toes. Least I'm not a sh*thands.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:03:15 GMT -5
The easiest way to create an insult is to mix a curse word with a body part. You're all a bunch of toes. Least I'm not a sh*thands. I know that shithand.
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Post by Rontaro13 on Aug 19, 2015 19:03:39 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:07:57 GMT -5
Open the WWE app. First thing I see: "Is Rusev Still In Love With Lana?"
I'm done.
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Post by Rontaro13 on Aug 19, 2015 19:09:15 GMT -5
Open the WWE app. First thing I see: "Is Rusev Still In Love With Lana?" I'm done. The app is pretty useless without the show being played on there through commercials.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:09:28 GMT -5
I learned my lesson never buy batteries from the dollar store.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:12:30 GMT -5
Open the WWE app. First thing I see: "Is Rusev Still In Love With Lana?" I'm done. The app is pretty useless without the show being played on there through commercials. I find the Network useful.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:13:07 GMT -5
I learned my lesson never buy batteries from the dollar store. Doi. It's a dollar store. You should only buy dollars there.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:21:38 GMT -5
NOAH show review! SEMex in Shinjuku vol.2! Mohammed Yone vs. Shiro Tomoyose: Shiro is the first rookie to debut in NOAH since Hitoshi Kumano, which in turn makes two wrestlers making their debuts in NOAH in the last ten years. The last before those two? Maybach Taniguchi. Compared to NJPW and the fact that they've pumped out young lions, that's pretty incredible. Yone's wrestled for 20 years now and still can actually move and do things too. Basic match, nothing too special. Shiro's thing was that he was hungry for an upset, Yone's thing was he was a smart, experienced wrestler. There was an abdominal stretch that was at least 20 seconds long. Shiro was very bloodied by the end and looked pretty intense. Yone won with a single leg boston crab. This was the heavyweight equivalent to a NJPW young lion match with Sho Tanaka. I imagine Shiro has a fairly decent future with NOAH though. An average match. Final Rating: **½
Yoshinari Ogawa, Zack Sabre Jr., and Super Crazy vs. Takashi Sugiura, Akitoshi Saito, and Mikey Nicholls: This Ogawa, Sabre, Crazy team is my favorite of all time. Ogawa and Sabre used to be Junior Tag Team Champions but ended up having a match in Junior League too. Now Super Crazy is thrown in. Sugiura is wrestling Suzuki next month for the heavyweight title. Nicholls' partner Shane Haste is hurt. Saito turned 50 two days before this match, wow. Sabre and Sugiura started off and did some awesome mat wrestling to a draw. These two guys are unbelievable. Crazy and Nicholls did a minute of stuff and it was really fun too. Nicholls has a serious future as a gaijin in NOAH/NJPW with Shane as TMDK or a singles wrestler. Then Saito and Ogawa did things before Ogawa got the hurt and the actual tag stuff began. Nicholls yelled "Turn down for what?" before missing a sit down splash on Sabre. That was great. There was the everyone does a move thing, Sugiura eventually won with a meh rana on Crazy. This was the most basic six man tag you could imagine, but Sugiura and Sabre's stuff at the start was just so good. Saito did some stuff where it was just so poor looking but then he'd do stuff that you're like, "Hey, that was pretty okay." It was a match. Final Rating: **¾
Hitoshi Kumano vs. Toshiyuki Sakuda: It's the other debuter NOAH's had in the last ten years vs. one of a few guys from Big Japan Wrestling on the card. This is Sakuda's first NOAH singles match and he's only 23. He debuted in 2014, so it's a battle of two younger guys. Sakuda is listed on Cagematch as 5'1". Kumano is 5'7" and was a good deal taller than him so I believe it. Should be an interesting bout. Kumano went 0-6 in the Junior League event losing to NJPW young lion Sho Tanaka. They started off with some good chain stuff. Sakuda did some more agility stuff like a cartwheel over Kumano's dropdown. Kumano wore him down more, Sakuda did some awesome stuff including a straight senton to the seated Kumano in the corner and a lionsault. Kumano did a wonderful job as a heel and after a striking battle he tossed the ref away which was great. He won with a wacky cradle type thing. Kumano got the upper hand of a post match brawl too. This match was so much fun. Kumano does some good mat stuff but Sakuda was so great. Both these guys did a great job. It wasn't a great match, but for eight minutes and two relatively inexperienced wrestlers this was a great performance. I'd love to see more Sakuda in NOAH. Final Rating: ***¼
Maybach Taniguchi vs. Quiet Storm: Speaking of NOAH bred rookies, here's the last one since Kumano. These guys are actually similarly statured guys, Storm shorter but same weight about. Quiet Storm, I believe, is the only NOAH wrestler born in the United States. He wrestled a bit in CZW and ROH and even had a stint in 2002 TNA with Chris Divine as Divine Storm. Then he fell off and did some K-DOJO shows while working NYWC before joining up with Osaka Pro then NOAH. He has more experience than the man seven years his senior. In a word, he's a lug. They brawled all through the arena for the longest 20-count in wrestling history. The in-ring stuff was a brawl. They yelled even more than Yone/Shiro. Quiet Storm is jacked, but he's kinda chubby, which leads me to believe he's at least used the juice before. They had a brawl basically and Quiet Storm had some hope spots and even kicked out of a chokeslam, but a top rope splash put him away. This wasn't that good, but nothing worldly bad either. Final Rating: **
Daisuke Harada and Genba Hirayanagi vs. Naomichi Marufuji and Katsuhiko Nakajima: This is going to be so great. Harada is the NOAH Junior League winner, he has an opportunity to beat Taichi at The Great Voyage in Osaka the same night as Suzuki/Sugiura. Nakajima used to wrestle for NJPW and AJPW but since has become more a freelancer who spends most his time in NOAH. I believe on the NOAH website he still gets a footnote that says (Diamond Ring) as well. He's 27 and has won the GHC Junior Heavyweight Championship three times already as well. He is awesome. Marufuji needs no introduction. Hirayanagi was also a NOAH produced wrestler debuting around the same time as Taniguchi. The first third was more or less built around the fact that Hirayanagi didn't want to get chopped by Marufuji or kicked by Nakajima and kept ducking it. It sounds like comedy, but it was really well done. Hirayanagi "kissed" Marufuji's forehead to a hilarious reaction. That part was comedy and marked pretty much a reset on the match. Then Nakajima and Marufuji ran a chop/kick to the back train on Hirayanagi. Nakajima's style is kick and it's incredible. Harada and Marufuji had about 30 seconds, maybe less, of incredible "blink and you'll miss it" action too that was so great. Hirayanagi kissed Nakajima's nose too which was great comedy. There was some double team stuff on Nakajima, then the tables turned and Hirayanagi got hit with a double superkick, penalty kick, and finally a brainbuster by Nakajima to put him away. This match was a lot of fun and had four awesome wrestlers doing well. Good match. Final Rating: ***½
Kenou and Hajime Ohara vs. Shiori Asahi and Ayumu Honda: Kenou and Ohara are the next challengers for the GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team gold. Both had impressive Junior League showings (Kenou denying Zack Sabre Jr. a shot at the finals even on the last day) and were the last team to hold the belts before TAKA and Desperado won them. Asahi and Honda are a K-DOJO team and lost their tag team titles to a team that includes none other than TAKA. Shiori is a regular in the NOAH Junior Tag League and made a claim to be in it once again despite stating he doesn't know about his partner yet, this is Honda's debut in NOAH. Should be fun. Honda and Asahi had full control for the first couple of minutes on Ohara until Kenou drilled Honda in the back with a kendo stick. He tossed him into some chairs in the crowd too. Kendo stick was in continual, but it was away from the sole camera. Ohara had a single leg boston crab on Honda and Kenou did an awesome job keeping Asahi out of the ring. A thing of beauty. Asahi is so fast with hitting kicks he makes it look wonderful unless it's a convoluted spot. A ref bump happened and Ohara introduced the cane, but Honda got out of the way and Kenou hit Ohara. After that Asahi and Ohara brawled on the outside with Asahi only being reintroduced to break up a pin. Kenou and Honda had a good finishing segment and Kenou got the win with a big penalty kick. It was an entertaining 10+ minute match. Asahi and Honda were both good with what they did, only a few miscues. Ohara and Kenou were great heels too. Can't complain too much. Final Rating: ***
Taiji Ishimori, Atsushi Kotoge, and Mitsuhiro Kitamiya vs. Daisuke Sekimoto, Yuko Miyamoto, and Isami Koduka: Main event has a ton of representation. Ishimori is of course a well-known NOAH junior, as is Kotoge. Kotoge lost to Harada in the Junior League finals. Kitamiya is a younger NOAH roster member in Cho Kibou-Gun with Kenou, Ohara, Taniguchi, and the now retired Takeshi Morishima. Sekimoto is the former Big Japan Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion and a BIG dude and holder of two tag team championships as well. He teams with Kodaka, of Union Pro Wrestling, and Yuko, of 666. They're known as Yankee Two Kenju. All three of these guys have deathmatch experience too. Kitamiya actually took Sekimoto down after a few shoulder block attempts to a pretty big reaction. Ishimori and Yuko have a fun segment before Kotoge and Isami are tagged in. Isami has the heat on him for a bit till he can tag Sekimoto in. Once tagged in, Sekimoto gets the heat on Kotoge. Isami has a move where he simulates hitting a baseball, running around the bases, then hits a baseball slide dropkick to Kotoge's knee and yells "Safe!" Well he did that in front of the ref who replied, "Out." It was a lot funnier than expected. Kotoge got a hot tag to Ishimori and Yuko got tagged in as well. Yuko responded to Ishimori's back handspring elbow with one of his own and landed right on his neck. That sucked. Then Kitamiya and Sekimoto got their hot tags as well and went right at it. Eventually everyone hit a move on Kitamiya but he kicked out, then the same for Sekimoto, then everyone ran in and Yankee Two Kenju cleaned house and Isami hit a dive leaving just Kitamiya and Sekimoto in the ring. Sekimoto finally knocked Kitamiya down with a lariat and won with a german suplex. This was fine. Nothing too great, but it was good. Good ending to an overall solid show. Final Rating: ***
Good stuff! Very enjoyable. Cheers
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Post by Rontaro13 on Aug 19, 2015 19:26:45 GMT -5
I learned my lesson never buy batteries from the dollar store. Doi. It's a dollar store. You should only buy dollars there. Should've bought batteries here.
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Post by TheSystem 1.5 on Aug 19, 2015 19:36:04 GMT -5
I don't remember the exact thread or page number, but it's in one of the No Rules Conversation threads on 616. Did you find it?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:37:05 GMT -5
Doi. It's a dollar store. You should only buy dollars there. Should've bought batteries here. What a weird shop. Batteries and flowers.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 19:59:42 GMT -5
RIP: NXT crowd.
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Post by Rule 30 on Aug 19, 2015 20:06:55 GMT -5
RIP Full Sail Crowd 2012-2015 Roasted to death by Kevin Owens
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 20:08:07 GMT -5
RIP Full Sail Crowd 2012-2015 Roasted to death by Kevin Owens What happened?
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Post by Rule 30 on Aug 19, 2015 20:08:33 GMT -5
RIP Full Sail Crowd 2012-2015 Roasted to death by Kevin Owens What happened? Fans were booing TakeOver since it's in Brooklyn and Kevin Owens cut a 5 minute promo where he just verbally destroyed them and pointed out everything annoying the crowd does.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 20:09:28 GMT -5
Fans were booing TakeOver since it's in Brooklyn and Kevin Owens cut a 5 minute promo where he just verbally destroyed them and pointed out everything annoying the crowd does. And it was glorious.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 20:09:58 GMT -5
Fans were booing TakeOver since it's in Brooklyn and Kevin Owens cut a 5 minute promo where he just verbally destroyed them and pointed out everything annoying the crowd does. Well, I'm definitely going to have to watch that segment.
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