Post by The Masked Superstar on Sept 23, 2015 18:12:22 GMT -5
*The intro rolls for Super-Slam and cuts to the ring*
(Huka Blues by Harry and The Slashtones blasts through the P.A)
*Sabu walks through the curtain, holding a chair. Sabu throws the chair into the ring, and then hops onto the apron. Sabu points in the air, and then gets into the ring. Sabu chases the Ref. The Ref slides under the bottom rope, and Sabu walks to his corner.*
(Dig It by Skinny Puppy blasts through the P.A)
*Vampiro walks out of the curtain, holding a spike in his left hand and a roll of barbed wire. Vampiro walks down the ramp, and throws the roll of barbed wire into the ring, and then slides into the ring. Vampiro gets to his feet, and The Ref holds the IPWA Extreme Title in the air, and then calls for the bell.*
Michael Shane: I hope Vampiro loses this match, He attacked me and almost ended my career! He doesn’t deserve the IPWA Extreme Title!
*Sabu picks up his chair, and throws it at Vampiro. The chair wraps around Vampiro’s head. Vampiro falls against the ropes, and takes the chair off of his head. Sabu charges and attacks Vampiro. Sabu clubs Vampiro’s back, and Vampiro falls flat on the mat. Sabu kicks Vampiro out of the ring, under the bottom rope.*
Michael Shane: Sabu is doing a good job of attacking and beating Vampiro.
*Sabu gets out onto the apron. Vampiro gets to his feet, holding his back. Sabu jumps off the apron, and clotheslines Vampiro. Sabu falls to his knees, and takes a breather. Vampiro gets to his feet, using the steps for help. Sabu gets to his feet, and then slams Vampiro’s head on the steps. Sabu slides Vampiro into the ring, and then hops onto the apron.*
Michael Shane: This match age has the combined age of 98 in the ring.
*Sabu flips himself over the top rope, landing on Vampiro in the ring. Sabu covers Vampiro 1...2.Kick-Out! Sabu rolls off of Vampiro, holding his back. Vampiro sits up “undertaker style” and gets up to his feet. Vampiro stomps on Sabu, and Sabu slides out of the ring. Sabu slides back and Vampiro grabs him by the head. Vampiro pulls him up to his feet, and then slaps him in the face. Vampiro slaps him again, and then Sabu chops Vampiro.*
Michael Shane: Vampiro has taken the offensive. I hope to god he doesn’t win!
*Vampiro whips Sabu off the ropes, and hits a Spinning Heel Kick on him when he returns. Vampiro covers Sabu 1...Kick-Out! Vampiro slides out of the ring, and flips up the apron in anger. Vampiro pulls out a table, and slides it in the ring. Vampiro reaches under the apron again, and then pulls out a 10ft ladder from Home Depot. Vampiro lifts the ladder above his head, then throws it into the ring. The ladders lands on Sabu.*
Michael Shane: What does Vampiro have in mind? Can he be the first IPWA Extreme Champion?
*Vampiro gets into the ring, and picks up the ladder. Vampiro sets the table up, and then stomps Sabu. Vampiro picks up the ladder and then sets it up by the table, and then grabs Sabu. Vampiro pulls Sabu up to his feet, and then lays him back on the table. Vampiro climbs up the closest side of the ladder to the second rung from the top.*
Michael Shane: No ing way! *Mic Rustling*
*Michael Shane runs down the ramp from the announce booth, and then slides into the ring. Shane jumps to his feet and grabs Vampiro by the leg. Sabu gets off of the table and low blows Vampiro. Sabu helps Shane pull Vampiro down off the ladder, and lay him on the table. Sabu points to the sky, and climbs up the other side of the ladder. Sabu climbs up onto the top of the shaky ladder. Sabu stands up on the top, and quickly jumps off. Sabu leg drops Vampiro through the table. Sabu lays on Vampiro 1...2...3! The Bell Rings and Shane slides out of the ring, and runs back to the announce booth.*
Michael Shane: Sabu is our first IPWA Extreme CHAMPION!!!!
*Sabu slowly rolls out of the ring, and grabs the belt from the time-keeper. Sabu walks up the ramp and through the curtain.*
*The feed cuts to the backstage office*
*Danny Duggan tapes up his fists, looking at the Basham Brothers.*
Danny Duggan: I’m pretty nervous for tonight, I’m not to sure how it’ll go.
*Danny Basham punches the punching-bag. Doug Basham sits down by Duggan.*
Doug Basham: Don’t worry! We’ll get rid of those White Conspiracy queers!
Danny Basham: Definitely boss, Roy Knight is out first...He is with Sean Waltman.
Danny Duggan: I guess, He did beat him last week!
*Danny haymakers the bag, and then sits down on the bench breathing hard. Doug reaches into his gym-bag, and pulls out Brass Knuckles.*
Doug Basham: Put this on your hand before you tape it. You’ll have a much easier time!
*Duggan puts the Knuckles on his hand*
*The Feed fades to the ring, and a Cage was erected during the promo.*
*Joey Dynamite stands in the middle of the ring, holding a microphone.*
Joe Dynamite: This is the Main Eeeevent of the evening!
(Charisma by W.A.S.P blasts through the P.A)
Joe Dynamite: Coming to the ring first for Duggan Entertainment…..from Liverpool, England….Roy Knight!
*Roy Knight bursts through the curtain, and walks down the ramp. Knight gets onto the apron, and comes through the Cage door. Knight throws his hand in the air, to a bunch of boo’s.*
(X Factor Theme by Uncle Kracker blasts through the P.A)
Joe Dynamite: Next coming to the ring first for White Conspiracy…. Giant Beeeernaaaaard!
*Giant Bernard walks out of the curtain, and points at Knight. Bernard walks down the ramp, and slides into the ring almost clipping his knee on the Cage door.*
Michael Shane: This is the even we have been waiting for!
*Joe Dynamite gets out of the ring, and then ref calls for the bell. Bernard and Knight lock up. Bernard bully pushes Knight down, and Knight rolls away from him. Knight gets to his feet, and slaps his own chest. Knight runs at Bernard, but Bernard moves out of the way, and Knight hits head first on the cage wall. Knight stumbles backwards into Bernard. Bernard turns him around and gives him a stiff uppercut.*
Michael Shane: That was pretty dumb from Knight!
*Bernard grabs Knight by the head, and throws him into the cage wall. Knight is busted open from the hit. Knight grabs the ropes before he falls, and looks at Bernard. Knight spits at Bernard, and then turns around and kicks him in the gut. Knight smashes Bernard’s face into the cage, and then moves him side to side. Knight lets Bernard go and quickly climbs onto the second rope. Knight clotheslines Bernard from the second rope. Knight covers Bernard 1...2..Kick-Out! Knight gets to his feet, and signals for the DVD. Knight slowly pulls Bernard up to his feet, and then slowly but surely picks him up in a Fireman's Carry. Knight quickly executes a Death Valley Driver in the middle of the ring on Bernard.*
Michael Shane: That is the ing end of Giant Bernard in this match.
*Feed fades to the backstage*
*Sean Waltman lays on the ground, covered in his own blood. Sting and Jason White run up to his bloodied body.*
Sting: Let’s get a medic over here! Come on!
Jason White: I’ll go get one! If Giant Bernard gets pinned, you gotta go!
*Feed cuts to the ring*
*Knight jumps off the top rope, Elbow dropping Bernard. Knight covers Bernard 1...2...3! Knight rolls off of Bernard, and sits up waiting for Sting. Bernard slides out of the Cage, and lands on the concrete.*
(Seek and Destroyer blasts through the P.A)
*Sting walks through the curtain, pointing his bat at Knight. Sting runs down the ramp, and gets into the ring. Knight jumps to his feet, and Sting smacks him in the gut with the bat. Knight bends over holding his stomach, Sting smacks Knight’s back with it, and he falls to the mat. Sting drops the bat, and takes off his trenchcoat.*
Michael Shane: This has now got interesting!
*Sting picks Knight up to his feet, and chops him in the neck. Sting kicks him in the gut and then bounces him off the ropes. Sting clotheslines Knight, turning him inside out. Sting covers Knight 1...2..Kick-Out! Sting gets to his feet, and picks Knight up to his feet. Sting goes to throw Knight into the Cage, but Knight reverses it and throws Sting into the Cage. Sting falls to the mat, holding his head. Knight stomps on Sting, and spits blood on him.*
Michael Shane: OH! The Disrespect!
*Knight picks Sting up by his hair, and Sting is bleeding also now. Knight punches Sting in the cut, making it bleed more. Knight pushes Sting away, and he hops onto the second rope. Sting walks towards Knight and Knight jumps at Sting, kneeing him in the head. Sting falls to the mat, holding his head. Knight falls to the mat, holding his left knee. Sting gets to his feet, using the ropes. Sting walks to Knight, and kicks him in the knee. Sting grabs Knights legs, and locks in a Scorpion Death Lock on Knight. Sting wrenches the lock, and Knight tries to get out to no avail. Knight taps out, and Sting lets go.*
Michael Shane: Roy Knight is done, he put up a good fight!
*Danny Basham runs down the ramp without music and gets into the ring. Sting slaps Danny before he can do anything. Sting chops Danny into the corner, and then throws him into the opposite corner. Sting runs at Danny and hits a Stinger Splash. Sting grabs Danny’s legs, and trips him to his backs. Sting locks in a Scorpion Death Lock on Danny. Sting wrenches the hold, and Danny taps.*
Michael Shane: WHAT!? Danny Basham tapped already?
*Danny gets out of the ring, and falls to his ass on the concrete. Doug Basham runs out of the curtain, and slides into the ring. Sting stomps on Doug before he can even get up. Sting grabs Doug by the head, and picks him up to his feet. Doug kicks Sting in the gut and DDT’s him quickly. Doug rolls Sting over and covers him 1...2..Kick-Out! Doug sits up, and untapes his fists. Doug jumps to his feet, and stomps on Sting.*
Michael Shane: I’m just waiting to see if Danny Duggan meets Jason White in this match.
*Doug climbs up the ropes, and stands on the top turnbuckle. Sting gets to his feet, and climbs up on the second rope. Doug and Sting exchange punches, and Sting quickly suplexes Doug from the second rope to the middle of the ring. Doug lands and his arm lands on Sting, and Sting’s arm lands on Doug 1...2...3!*
Michael Shane: WHAT!? Wait!? Are we getting Jason White vs. Danny Duggan!?
*Danny Duggan walks down the ramp, looking confused at the ring. Duggan asks the ref “What the hell are you doing?” The Ref says “They pinned each other, you and Jason White wrestle now!” Duggan looks back at the entrance way, and Beckons Jason White out. White runs through the curtain, and down the ramp. White and Duggan exchange punches on the outside, and White throws Duggan into the guardrail.*
Michael Shane: This is exciting!
*Duggan slugs White with the loaded fist, and White falls into the steps. Duggan runs at White and goes to boot him in the chest, but White catches his foot. White backs up holding Duggan’s foot, and smacks it against the Turnbuckle post! Duggan falls down holding his foot. White reaches under the ring, and pulls out a ring spike. White throws it into the ring, and grabs Duggan by the hair. Sting and Doug leave the ring and walk to the back. White throws Duggan through the cage door, and into the ring. White gets into the ring, and grabs the ring spike.*
Michael Shane: Please no! Don’t use that!
*White mounts Duggan, and digs the spike into Duggan’s forehead. White stops and the jabs him with the spike. White gets up and the tosses the ring spike to the mat. Duggan is now bleeding from his forehead. White grabs Duggan by the hair, and pulls him up to his feet. Duggan elbows White in the gut, and then hits him with a 6 and 12 elbow on the top of the head. White falls to one knee, Duggan picks up the ring spike, and runs the ropes. Duggan jabs White while running, and White falls to the mat holding his forehead.*
Michael Shane: This match is going to be a very very brutal match!
*Duggan throws the ring spike, over the cage and it lands in the audience. Duggan covers White 1...2..Kick-Out! Duggan gets to his feet, beckoning to the back. White holds his bloodied forehead, to maybe stop the blood. Doug Basham runs down the ramp, with a pair of handcuffs, and a Chair. Doug throws the handcuffs over the cage, and then the chair. The chair lands on White, who rolls away after in pain. Doug stays at ringside. Duggan turns White onto his stomach, and puts the handcuffs on White.*
Michael Shane: Oh no! Oh ing no!
*Duggan pulls White up to his feet, and then picks up the chair. Duggan smacks White with the chair, sending White to lean on the ropes. Duggan throws the chair at White, and it wraps around his head. White falls to a sitting position, with the chair around his head. Duggan laughs at the sight of the bloodied White Conspiracy leader. Duggan dropkicks the chair that is around White’s head. White falls backwards, and Duggan covers White 1...2...Kick-Out!*
Michael Shane: Jason White won’t quit! He won’t give up!
*Duggan jumps to his feet, and un-tapes his fists exposing the brass knuckles he has on. Duggan throws the tape on the mat, and then stomps on White. Duggan pulls White up by the straps on his singlet. Duggan bounces off the ropes, and White headbutts Duggan when he returns. Duggan falls to the mat, holding his throat. White steps through his hands, so his hands are in front of him. White walks to the corner, and puts his arms around the turnbuckle post. White pulls back furiously, breaking the chain for the cuffs. White rubs his wrists and laughs at Duggan, White picks up the chair and then throws it at the prone Duggan.*
Michael Shane: Danny Duggan is now in trouble!
*White picks Duggan up by his hair, and throws him into the Cage door. The door opens and Duggan spills to the outside. White gets out of the Cage door and drops off the apron. White stomps on Duggan, and then looks at Doug Basham. White stomps on Duggan. White gets back into the ring to take a breather, Doug helps Duggan to his feet, and then slides him into the ring. Doug closes the Cage door, and shakes his head. Duggan gets to both knees, and yells “Finish me! Finish me off you bastard!”*
Michael Shane: Is Danny Duggan given up?
*White grabs Duggan by the hair, and yanks him up to his feet. White puts Duggan’s head between his legs, and then lifts him up for a powerbomb. White runs into the Cage holding Duggan, and then turns around and executes a Sitout Powerbomb. White holds Duggan 1...2...3!*
(Laid To Rest by Lamb of God blasts through the P.A)
*White stands up, holding his forehead. White raises his hands in the air to a massive pop! White gets out of the ring, and starts walking up the ramp. White looks back at the ring, and Duggan sits up and looks at White. Duggan lays back down, and White walks through the curtain.*
*The outro rolls and the feed cuts*