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Post by 5th Horsewoman on Jan 24, 2016 2:57:23 GMT -5
"This Is My House!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2016 8:13:01 GMT -5
Not currently dating anyone but I typically get made fun of by girls I date for watching wrestling. But that's okay because they still let me in them britches
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Post by cross2099 on Jan 24, 2016 9:01:10 GMT -5
My wife would call John Morrison the beastmaster (mostly due to the fuzzy boots) she wanted him to come to the ring with a lion.
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Post by Emerald Enthusiast on Jan 24, 2016 10:42:06 GMT -5
"I just don't understand why they have to do this in their underwear".....almost every week. She's got a valid point.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2016 12:09:46 GMT -5
I guess I technically don't watch it anymore. I usually just keep tabs on the results through here and if something cool happened I'll watch on youtube or wwe.com. I mostly just watch old crap on youtube from 2002. This. I'm forever alone so... My best friend she always says how she'd just "rag their hair and throw them" but yeah, she don't watch wrestling and if she does she'll only watch divas.
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Post by Lorenzo Alcazar on Jan 24, 2016 13:02:12 GMT -5
Anytime my wife sees Kevin Owens on TV she says "ew it's that gross guy with the dirty armpits".
She likes the Divas and the Uso's though. But for the most part she doesn't really pay attention or bother me about wrestling. She hates that I spend money on the figures and that I have a bunch of replica belts....but I just counter with "hey, I could be wasting money at the bar, strip club, or buying drugs".
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Post by ARUN on Jan 24, 2016 14:03:47 GMT -5
My wife asked me at wrestlemania 31 why hulk hogan was pretending to play a guitar while walking to the ring. Meanwhile Sting was getting beat up by DX. Come to think of it, she had a very valid point.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2016 15:16:10 GMT -5
"That's the girl on Total Divas."
"He's on Total Divas."
"Kids were talking about Seth Rollins at work and I knew what happened because you made me watch Wrestlemania."
"That looks so fake."
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Post by KeBen Owens on Jan 24, 2016 16:02:46 GMT -5
"You're not allowed to speak when Shawn Michaels is on."
"I miss Shawn."
"Boooooo, Roman."
"I think I've bought you every Kevin Owens shirt in existence, you'd better love me."
"I don't care about Daniel Bryan. I don't like his beard."
"Ohhh, Shawn's got a beard, I love it"
"When's the Bullet Group debuting?"
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Post by screech on Jan 24, 2016 16:15:02 GMT -5
My wife asked me at wrestlemania 31 why hulk hogan was pretending to play a guitar while walking to the ring. Meanwhile Sting was getting beat up by DX. Come to think of it, she had a very valid point. Hilarious. This reminds me when the Nation of Domination blocked DX in their locker room while they humiliated Chyna in the ring. HBK makes the save, and instead of immediately running back to help DX out, he's high on coke dancing on the announcer tables.
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Post by JC Motors on Jan 24, 2016 21:18:42 GMT -5
"This is boring, lets watch the Sunny Porno instead" your gf is very attractive Mae Young's son?
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Post by Terp City on Jan 24, 2016 23:19:42 GMT -5
My gf just woke up and asked if she missed anything. I told her Roman lost and now she's in a bad mood.
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Post by ¡Twist Of Lime Green Jello! on Jan 25, 2016 7:48:19 GMT -5
Years ago before she fully got into it, I remember her asking "If he's allowed to hit him with a chair, why stop at one or two hits? Why not hit him like 30 times?" I was stumped.
Another example. Her: If the big guy with all the tattoos keeps winning by dropping his enemy on their head with that rude looking move, why don't others do that as well? Me: You mean The Undertaker using the Tombstone? That's his move. Her: Lots of people use suplexes though, what's so special about his move?
Again, I couldn't think of a response.
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Post by RBW on Jan 25, 2016 13:06:44 GMT -5
'Why is that old man always bleeding?' (about Ric Flair, during his TNA time)
'I really liked him until he start referring to himself in 3rd person' (Rock's WM18 promo)
'why is he walking like that? He looks like he's pain. He shouldn't be allowed to wrestle until he's better' (during Khali's entrance)
'Why is he always shouting? He's got a microphone!' (during every Bully Ray promo)
'Why do they wear T-shirts and Trunks? They look like they can't dress properly' (e.g. Orton/Punk springs to mind)
'Oooh, that looked painful! Is he really hurt?' (on certain moves, to which I always say... yes... just to keep kayfabe alive, which then captures their attention )
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Post by Zincdust on Jan 25, 2016 13:37:18 GMT -5
Some gems from over the years:
First time she sees Kevin Owens: "Who's Tubby McBeardo?"
First time she sees Stardust: "Who's that? He looks familiar..." Me: "That's Cody Rhodes" Her: "THAT'S Cody Rhodes?! He looks like he should be in Kiss!"
She can never remember Wade Barrett's last name, so she calls him "Handsome Wade".
Kane remasks during the thing with Ryder/Cena: "I thought that Kane was bald?!"
Live in the crowd for Kofi VS. Jericho: "I wanted to see Kofi do those high kicks like he does on TV, but all he's done is flop around like he's been shot."
"I'm going to call Sheamus 'Human Mayonnaise' from now own."
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Post by Bandalero on Jan 25, 2016 14:22:08 GMT -5
I can not get my wife to give wrestling the time of day. Like at all. Seriously, if I was dying of a rare disease and the only cure was for her to watch 3 hours of wrestling, I'd be dead before the opening intro. Oh man my wife is the same way - she tollerates it at best. She knows of Randy Orton and she liked seeing John Cena in that Amy Schumer movie Trainwreck (uh huh). But every time I talk about the business of wrestling or even the term "ring psychology" she rolls her eyes. I wish I could get her to sit down and watch one of those hardcore documentaries that really go beyond the mat (no pun intended) and show the blood, sweat, and tears some of these performers put into their chosen career. I do leadership development/executive coaching and it's a powerful thing to watch someone influence and move an audience - wrestlers do it unconventinoally, but the principles are there. If I could only get her to watch some life-story docs then she'd appreciate the kind of passion I have for this that goes beyond brutal monday night RAW scripting I subject myself to each week.
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Post by marino13 on Jan 25, 2016 14:30:09 GMT -5
I can not get my wife to give wrestling the time of day. Like at all. Seriously, if I was dying of a rare disease and the only cure was for her to watch 3 hours of wrestling, I'd be dead before the opening intro. Oh man my wife is the same way - she tollerates it at best. She knows of Randy Orton and she liked seeing John Cena in that Amy Schumer movie Trainwreck (uh huh). But every time I talk about the business of wrestling or even the term "ring psychology" she rolls her eyes. I wish I could get her to sit down and watch one of those hardcore documentaries that really go beyond the mat (no pun intended) and show the blood, sweat, and tears some of these performers put into their chosen career. I do leadership development/executive coaching and it's a powerful thing to watch someone influence and move an audience - wrestlers do it unconventinoally, but the principles are there. If I could only get her to watch some life-story docs then she'd appreciate the kind of passion I have for this that goes beyond brutal monday night RAW scripting I subject myself to each week. I've tried time and time again to get her to watch some of the NXT Diva matches. Cause I thought she might be impressed enough to be won over. I've tried to get her to watch documentaries and she says she will, but leaves two minutes into it. Hell I can't get her to watch the Owen Hart DVD and he's the guy I named our son after. Ain't that some s***?
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Post by Bandalero on Jan 25, 2016 14:39:23 GMT -5
I've tried time and time again to get her to watch some of the NXT Diva matches. Cause I thought she might be impressed enough to be won over. I've tried to get her to watch documentaries and she says she will, but leaves two minutes into it. Hell I can't get her to watch the Owen Hart DVD and he's the guy I named our son after. Ain't that some s***? haha I made an attempt to name our son Brock, but she wasn't having it. By the time my little girl arrived I played the Lita, Lana and Charlette cards but she caught on quickly that those were women wrestlers.
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Post by grandmasterPRA on Jan 25, 2016 16:33:26 GMT -5
I can't get my girlfriend to get into wrestling, but she does have good taste in terms of the little bits that she does like:
Tyler Breeze "Breaking Ground" Bayley and Carmella
Those are basically the only things she'll watch, so basically she just really likes the "Breaking Ground" show
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