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Post by jdfranchise on Mar 12, 2016 21:44:41 GMT -5
Match is in, now Drakz can cool it with the threats of animal cruelty toward my dog. So you're the hold up. Hrm. Heh. I thought you knew that. Remember, buying a house.
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Post by CM Poor on Mar 12, 2016 21:50:17 GMT -5
So you're the hold up. Hrm. Heh. I thought you knew that. Remember, buying a house. Make sure to ask your inspector if the support beams will support a noose attached at the other end to a fully grown man of average size and build, because if you don't already, you're pretty much going to want to hang yourself come closing.
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Post by jdfranchise on Mar 12, 2016 22:06:25 GMT -5
I thought you knew that. Remember, buying a house. Make sure to ask your inspector if the support beams will support a noose attached at the other end to a fully grown man of average size and build, because if you don't already, you're pretty much going to want to hang yourself come closing. Sh*t, I knew there was something I forgot to ask him today.
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Post by CM Poor on Mar 12, 2016 22:07:56 GMT -5
Make sure to ask your inspector if the support beams will support a noose attached at the other end to a fully grown man of average size and build, because if you don't already, you're pretty much going to want to hang yourself come closing. Sh*t, I knew there was something I forgot to ask him today. I weep for you from now until the day the last box is unpacked. Home buying is the worst best thing that one can ever go through. What the f*ck was I thinking doing it twice in the span of three years?
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Post by jdfranchise on Mar 12, 2016 22:13:00 GMT -5
Sh*t, I knew there was something I forgot to ask him today. I weep for you from now until the day the last box is unpacked. Home buying is the worst best thing that one can ever go through. What the f*ck was I thinking doing it twice in the span of three years? I have a feeling you and I are gonna have to sit down and have a good cry Bren. You're still traumatized from the whole experience.
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Post by CM Poor on Mar 12, 2016 22:24:33 GMT -5
I weep for you from now until the day the last box is unpacked. Home buying is the worst best thing that one can ever go through. What the f*ck was I thinking doing it twice in the span of three years? I have a feeling you and I are gonna have to sit down and have a good cry Bren. You're still traumatized from the whole experience. I never got over the first purchase and then last fall I put that sh*t up for sale and decided to start all over. Do you know how many shades of green there are in the average American paint store? DO YOU?! I. Hate. Paint. I hate building furniture. I hate not being able to find my sh*t when I want to use my sh*t. Do you know I went four weeks without my tv or the ps4 my folks got me for Christmas because my wife thought she wanted to replace the tv stand and had us put it in the cellar, before changing her mind? I finally snapped last week and hauled that thing up a flight of rickety stairs built for heights in 1954 myself. I'm a man of simple needs, and damned if unfettered access to the Commonwealth Wastes a couple hours a week isn't one of them. Yeah, traumatized would be putting it lightly. Call it right here - my last payment is due 3/1/2046. I plan on dying in this house.
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Post by jdfranchise on Mar 12, 2016 22:35:45 GMT -5
Do you have enough rooms, just in case you know, more little Brennans come along in that time?
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Post by CM Poor on Mar 12, 2016 22:45:33 GMT -5
Do you have enough rooms, just in case you know, more little Brennans come along in that time? Yes and no. It's technically a 3br, with the understanding that if tax deduction #2 came to be, we'd cram our bed into the teeny tiny technically a bedroom at 7x10ft that I'm using as an office right now so the kids could each have a bedroom worthy of being a kid's bedroom, seeing as they'd need to double as playrooms whereas all we do is sleep and f*ck in ours. That being said, if I were a betting man, factoring the complications we experienced with tax deduction #1 (gestational diabeetus, low fluid levels, and the short man's growth stopping several weeks early), I'd place foldable money on me going under for the ol' snip-snip sooner rather than later. No decision has been made, and seeing as she's the one who's gotta yack for nine months every morning, I'm leaving the ultimate final answer up to her.
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Post by Drakz on Mar 13, 2016 2:49:28 GMT -5
Houses. Kids. Marriage.
You f*ckers make me sick.
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Post by jdfranchise on Mar 13, 2016 3:49:04 GMT -5
Houses. Kids. Marriage. You f*ckers make me sick. I'll remember you said that when it eventually happens to you.
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Post by bad guy™ on Mar 13, 2016 12:13:26 GMT -5
Houses. Kids. Marriage. You f*ckers make me sick. I'll remember you said that when it eventually happens to you. And it will. And we'll all laugh at him mercilessly.
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Post by Drakz on Mar 13, 2016 13:48:22 GMT -5
Houses. Kids. Marriage. You f*ckers make me sick. I'll remember you said that when it eventually happens to you. HAHAHAHAHA! Marriage? Maybe if she (whoever she is) wants it. House? That's understandable. Kids? F*cking hell no. Never. Literally never. I hate them. I love my selfish ability to go and do what I want when I want. Plus I'm doing my bit to help an already overpopulated world.
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Post by bad guy™ on Mar 13, 2016 13:55:32 GMT -5
I'll remember you said that when it eventually happens to you. HAHAHAHAHA! Marriage? Maybe if she (whoever she is) wants it. House? That's understandable. Kids? F*cking hell no. Never. Literally never. I hate them. I love my selfish ability to go and do what I want when I want. Plus I'm doing my bit to help an already overpopulated world. Inb4 accidental break and we have a little Drakz running around.
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Post by jdfranchise on Mar 13, 2016 13:58:25 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA! Marriage? Maybe if she (whoever she is) wants it. House? That's understandable. Kids? F*cking hell no. Never. Literally never. I hate them. I love my selfish ability to go and do what I want when I want. Plus I'm doing my bit to help an already overpopulated world. Inb4 accidental break and we have a little Drakz running around. That is if he takes precautions.
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Post by Drakz on Mar 13, 2016 14:04:28 GMT -5
All my talk as Drakz about getting the snip is legit my mind set. My girl friend also hates kids and never wants them. Winning.
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