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Post by Deep Figure Value on Mar 5, 2016 21:24:13 GMT -5
Owen Owens on a pole match, bro.
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Post by Midnight on Mar 5, 2016 22:17:02 GMT -5
Here'sa couple crazy things: -Arnold Schwarzenegger is WWE World Heavyweight Champion -Kofi, Big E, Xavier, Booker T, Mark Henry, Titus are the New Day 2.0 and are all the tag team champions -Undertaker goes southern, Kane takes off his mask again and goes Dutch -Triple H competes in a 60 minute iron man Monopoly game match against Roman -Cena starts wearing Jordans every week for sponsorship -Bray Wyatt burns Strowman's beard off and turns face aligning himself with New Day 2.0 -Harper and Rowan row a boat to the ring, new gimmick is that they're pirates trying to steal booty
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Post by The Yes Man on Mar 6, 2016 1:05:45 GMT -5
Shane McMahon returns and faces Undertaker at WrestleMania in Hell in a Cell.
Oh... crap that's actually happening.
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Post by IRS on Mar 6, 2016 2:41:11 GMT -5
-Sami Zayn debuts as the new Muhammed Hassan.
-Neville is given a gimmick as an actual Hobbit.
-Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Syxx Pac return as the NWO: Oxygenarians to defeat Roman Reigns, who has now transitioned to wearing jean shorts and brightly colored Hawaiian shirts, for the WWE Title with the second ever Finger Poke of Doom.
-There is at least one Pole Match per week, and it will feature Judy Bagwell hanging from the pole for PPVs.
-John Cena turns heel, and restarts the Dungeon of Doom.
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Post by Mr. Show on Mar 6, 2016 2:57:07 GMT -5
If Russo were in WWE today? 4 words:
WWE Champion Justin Bieber
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2016 8:30:45 GMT -5
I'd have a top guy get into the WWE title storyline right before WrestleMania to give this black and white some shades of grey
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2016 8:39:40 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar bangs his head and thinks he's The Rock. He walks around referring to himself as The Brock.
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Post by sitruC on Mar 6, 2016 9:29:34 GMT -5
Hornswoggle also wants his share of WWE and the Mania match is Taker vs Shane vs Hornswoggle in a Hell on a Pole match, with Steph being Tombstoned from the turnbuckle, to the outside, through the Earth and into NJPW.
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Post by ricflair4ever on Mar 6, 2016 11:46:03 GMT -5
The potential of this thread is incredible. Its like opening the Ark.....even if you already saw the ending to Raiders..........anyway, heres my contribution to the delinquency of others. Keep in mind , I'm booking this through eyes of Vince Russo....meaning 90% of what I'll write would make me wanna rip ouIt my own circulatory system with a dull finger nail.
All the Divas inexplicably become pregnant simultaneously. The entire division is shut down ,and none of the Divas can figure out how they all got pregnant anyway. Later it is revealed that Bray Wyatt had struck a deal with Papa Shango to curse the womens bodies into merey believing they were pregnant, but the shut down of the division meant the title was vacated. With the division down, Sister Abigail walks right in and claims the Divas championship as her own. She is unstoppable and none of the Divas can get the title off of her. Until finally, hope comes from a surprise entrant into the affair. As Mae Young astral projects her wrestling ability into her only known heir......the Hand! The second generation Superstar Hand Henry (taking on her fathers last name of course) defeats Sister Abigail for the Divas title and relinquishes back to the WWE Divas during her victory celebration, when a well meaning high five from her father Mark , leaves her with permanent post concussion syndrome.
Vinny Ru has been accused of leaving storylines left without conclusion. Or just abandoning some mid way thru. To atone for his past transgressions in that area, he will bring us closure to a recent dropped story line. One we all want to see.......Dolph Ziggler vs Rusev! Rusev, feeling more and more upset over the Rocks comments from weeks ago, decides that Ryback may have been telling the truth about Lanas tryst with Dolph last year. The more it bothers him the angrier it gets until jealous Rusev attacks Ziggler and restarts the fued. After some serious 50/50 booking, the fued culminates with Dolph telling Lana that Rusev is too jealous/controlling for her. And that he was in love with her all along. He challenges Rusev to a final match where Lana is on the line. Rusev accepts but ONLY if Dolph agrees to his stipulations. Which are, if Ziggler loses, he must dress like Lana for the remainder of jis career ,up to and including any HoF induction he may get later. Ziggler agrees. They have the match which ends with Lana purposely costing Dolph the match. Russo Swerve!! The next night on Raw, Ziggler comes out in Lanas blue pantsuit outfit,only to be intetrupted by Rusev and Lana who are both laughing and pointing at Dolph from the stage. As Ziggler looks on ,dejected, Rusev slowly stops laughing. He turns to Lana, looks back at Ziggler, then at Lana again.......then rushes to the ring and scoops Dolph in his arms and absconds with him leaving Lana behind confused. We find out on Smackdown that seeing Dolph in Lanas outfit was too much for Rusev ,and hes fallen in love with him instead. Russo swerve!! Lana is barely used from there until her release, while Rusev and Zigglers push ends abruptly after pictures surface on the internet of Dolph and Rusev showing off their engagement ring.....to Hulk Hogan
Roman wins the WWE title from Trips at Mania. While celebrating ,Reigns is attacked by AJ Styles, Finn Balor, Doc Gallows ,and Karl Anderson setting up the debut of the "Bullet-Proof Club". Fans are slack jawed with excitement as Mania goes off the air. The next night on Raw, Reings calls out the Club in the middle of the ring in Raws opening segment. The members come out and a brawl ensues,leading to a scramble match for the title right there. Reings vs the Club. Styles gets the first pin, but Reigns spears him at the 15 minute mark to regain interim control of the title. Balor scores a pin over Reigns two minutes later for control. At the 19:00 mark, Styles accidentally kicks Balor ,leading to Reigns spearing him for regained control. Reings then spears Anderson and Gallows before spearing Balor and draping his body over the prone bodies of Anderson and Gallows. Finally he spears Styles draping his body over the other 3 and inexplicably the referee counts a three as Reings pins all 4 members of the "Bullet-Proof Club" in one night, in one match on Raw......McMahon swerve!!!! Then after the match, Balor blames Styles for the errant kick that cost him the match, they come to blows, but then Anderson and Gallows turn on Balor because , as its revealed later, they hate potatoes. ......and Finn is Irish.....Russo Swerve. This gets Roman over....accomplishes a heel turn on WM night for Styles. Followed by a face turn the following night for Styles. A heel turn for Balor,compounded by an extra heel turn for Balor by attacking Styles post scrambe match, followed by an immediate face turn a few minutes later when Anderson and Gallows attack him. Thus getting rid of any and all potential those pesky internet darlings had from the night before.
Finally a mystery box on a pole match between HHH and Shane McMahon ends when Shane climbs the pole and opens it up to beat HHH over the head with the long missing holy grails of pro wrestling. Vince McMahons common sense and creativity.
"And, you know bro, if ya don't like dat style of booking, den ya don't know anything....ANYTHING....about real fake pro wrestlin" - Vince Russo (3-06-2016 Wfigs.....when i just made it up)
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Post by BoJack Hogan on Mar 6, 2016 11:50:03 GMT -5
Ugh, Russo.
1st and Last show
The show begins as normal, Roman Reigns comes out and stumbles through his usual angry whisper promo. Some skinny local guy comes out and talks about how Reigns sucks and is the McMahon's guy. Aaron Hernandez appears via satellite on the tron for no reason and threatens to come down and 'Lloyd' everyone.
Cut to the commentators who look stunned and fumble for words.
First match, Becky Lynch vs Brie Bella in a whipped cream paddling match. Ends with a run in from a new woman named BJ Moan.
New Day comes out for a match with the Usos, a fake run in from a 'fan' in a Hogan mask sees everyone feign confusion. Match just ends with no decision.
Dudleys, Flair, and Nash come out, also in Hogan masks. They call themselves 'Old Day', and vow to rise again and put a stop to the New Day.
Backstage interview with Neville.Jeff Jarrett comes in and hits him with a guitar. Jarrett walks out to the ring to the thunderous sound of indifferent silence. He yammers for 15 minutes 'chosen one' 'slapnutz' and all the other crap he usually says. Reigns and Ambrose come out and confront him. They get blindsided by the Acension who has joined with Jarrett. Acension vs Ambrose and Reigns, main event.
GTV shows a dog licking it's balls for 5 minutes.
Big Show comes out dressed like the Great Khali, and announces he has adopted his moveset, and defeats Mark Henry in a 25 minute match. Great Khali appears on the tron, vowing to return.
Alicia Fox and Naomi are seen making out backstage, Uce comes in all pissed off and gets his ass handed to him by Miss Foxy. Naomi makes a terrible joke about penis size and the ladies walk off.
Masked men dressed in black assault the announcers and drag them off, leaving the table empty and no commentary for the remainder of the show.
Heath Slater goes off backstage about refusing to 'job' to Brock Lesnar. The rest of the SO's also refuse to job to various people such as the Rock and Undertaker.
Russo comes out and rants about how wrestling sucks, and he's going to make it great again, just like he did in WCW in 2000. Lots of bro going around. Cut to the back, Zack Ryder (eating a protein bar, and clearly unprepared) looks at the camera in confusion.
Ambrose and Reigns vs the Acension with Jeff Jarrett. The Acension and Jarrett win, and beat down Ambrose and Reigns. League of Booty, HHH, Kane, Ryback, and Chuck Liddell (suddenly and for no reason) to the rescue. SWERVE! Russo comes out, points, and Ambrose and Reigns were with THE ACESNIONZ AND JERRITT ALL THE TYME!!!!1111!!!!!111...and of course they are all with Russo. They destroy the random tandem, blood falls from the ceiling. Several luchadors run down, and make off with the world title. Russo announces that all titles are vacated, but the world title is a 'bull$#!t relic from a bygone era, bro'. Aaron Hernandez appears on the tron again, holding a picture of Bill Cosby with 'HIGHER POWER' written in crayon on it.
Announce table suddenly bursts into flames
Fade out, show cancelled, no wrestling for anyone.
Edit: 5 years later, Russo rationalizes his decision in another Youshoot.
"Hey bro, it got ya watching, didn't it? You wanted to see what happened next, didn't you?"
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Post by #DI-WHY? on Mar 6, 2016 16:23:04 GMT -5
Kalisto unmasks to reveal his true self, gay stylist Kal Isto. Dude why are you doing this to me
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Post by Robert69 on Mar 6, 2016 16:30:13 GMT -5
Sin Cara is a Mexican drug lord hiding from the FBI under the mask. ...this would make me tune in to WWE every week.
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Post by dannybosa on Mar 6, 2016 16:37:17 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio returns and reveals Kalisto as his illegitimate son. Turns out that Dominic was not the one Eddie gave him but it was Kalisto.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2016 16:39:31 GMT -5
Sin Cara gets suspended, so they put someone else under the mask who starts off OK, but then starts using Heel-like tactics to win matches. Soon after, the original Sin Cara returns and they have an awful feud that nobody cares about.
Oh, wait a minute...
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Post by Robert69 on Mar 6, 2016 16:49:50 GMT -5
Steph screws HHH over at WM, helping Reigns win. Next night she reveals they've been having an affair for over a year now.
HHH goes crazy, and we check in on him every other week or so in a padded room set where he vents to a psychiatrist about how he ended up losing the game...
Steph runs SD; Shane beats Taker with the help of Balor and his group of ruffians.
The hardcore title is brought back, and Dean Ambrose is made relevant. Eventually we see the likes of Braun Strowman, John Cena, and Eva Marie hold it.
Goldust and R-Truth are an actual tag team, and for the remainder of their in-ring careers, prove to be the best tag team in professional wrestling, as well as the most entertaining.
Titus O'Neil, Mark Henry, New Day become NOD 2.0 -- and have a two year long feud with the other major faction, the Rockers consisting of Dolph Ziggler, Heath Slater, Adam Rose, and Sami Zayn.
Neville is paired with Hornswoggle as a tag team -- and they win the championships multiple times.
Finn Balor, under Shane's tutelage, is the other top competitor besides Roman in the company. He's Orton to Reigns' Cena.
Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch have a bra and panties match for the Divas Title, then Paige screws Sasha over, and helps Becky win, then they reveal they're lesbians.
Kalisto, Sin Cara, and Del Rio form the LWO 2.0 and Del Rio drives a riding mower to the ring, while Kalisto hocks oranges to the crowd, and Sin Cara performs salsa dances with Rosa Mendes.
Bray Wyatt takes his rightful place at the top tier along with Reigns and Balor. This is the Rock/Austin/Taker from back in the day.
Sister Abigail is revealed to be a corpse that it's heavily inferred he allows his "followers" to pass around -- in a Biblical sense.
Seth Green becomes WWE Champion.
An entire storyline is done where Michael Cole ends up as CEO of WWE, and tries to revert it back to a more "family friendly" style.
The draft is reinstated.
When RAW and SD inevitably goes at it, HHH makes his grand return to lead NXT into the big Survivor Series PPV, and the 3rd party comes out on top. Steph realizes she actually still loves HHH -- but when he goes to kiss her, he drops her to the ring mat -- and lays one on Roman Reigns.
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Post by theoutlaw1999 on Mar 6, 2016 17:41:20 GMT -5
Ric Flair turns on Charlotte at WM and helps Sasha win the belt. Then Sasha kisses Flair and reveals that they're lovers and the next night on Raw Flair proposes to Sasha and the wedding takes place a few weeks later.
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Post by cordless2016 on Mar 6, 2016 18:28:39 GMT -5
- Melissa Mcarthy is a guest on Raw. HHH and Steph joke about her being fat, and book Roman and Melissa vs HHH and Steph with the WWE Title on the line later that night...even though Melissa isn't a wrestler. During the match Melissa low blows Roman, pins him, and she is our new world champ.
- Deam Ambrose receives a concussion from Brock, and believes he is a janitor for the WWE. He is not seen on TV for months and then appears behind Roman during a backstage interview cleaning his toilet. He is never to be seen again.
- Melissa and Paul Heyman awkwardly bump into eachother backstage, and we later find out that Brock is their biological child...until it is revealed that Melissa cheated on Paul with Vince and Vince is revealed to be his real father.
- Jimmy Uso can't seem to satisfy Naomi, and the Authority decide to book him and Jey in a Viagra on a pole match. Mid-match Tamina runs in and climbs the pole to win the match. Naomi dumps both, and is revealed to be in a relationship with Tamina, who in actuality is a man.
- Neville is revealed to be Sin Cara after being unmasked in a match.
- Neville is also revealed to be Kalisto in the same match.
- Shane's lockbox contains proof that he is in actuality Brock's biological dad, with Melissa having cheated on Vince while also cheating on Paul.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2016 21:18:00 GMT -5
YET....When Russo and Ferrara wrote the attitude era, the ratings were through the roof.
I love the guy. I have watched his youtube stuff. he is great. I have no idea where the fans get their hate from.
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Post by Starscream on Mar 6, 2016 22:03:06 GMT -5
—Roman Reigns turns heel at WM, joins Vince McMahon. Next night on Raw it is revealed that Vince is Roman`s father!! The Rock comes out, he is in shock! Offended by Vince and Roman`s audacity, Rock swears revenge and a McMahon/Samoans civil war for control of the WWE begins! Rikishi returns! The Usos get involved! Samoa Joe debuts helping The Rock!! It all ends with the return of the false father of Roman, Sika!! With only revenge on his mind making Vince join the Sika kiss my ass club.
—Big Show is too far gone!! The constant change from good guy to bad guy has done something to the giant`s brain! Going insane, Big Show begins a winning streak and becoming world champion, nobody can`t stop this monster. He can`t speak, only thinks about destruction and the only being who can control him is...Randy Orton!! Returning, Orton says he now knows what really were those "voices" in his head...they were a power, he says and now has the ability to control minds, only weak minds. After watching Big Show going insane, Orton took the opportunity to use his newfound power and now controls the insane giant.
—Turns out Hogan`s racist rant was fake!!! The gentle Hulkster thinking nobody would believe him, said the rant was real. But one night on Raw, Sheamus comes out!!! Wearing a Hogan t—shirt!! Cuts a promo saying he once loved Hogan but one night when Sheamus was a kid, he saw Hogan taking pictures with fans. Sheamus being a huge fan ask Hogan to take a picture with him but Hogan didn`t hear the pale kid. Minutes later Sheamus sees how Hogan takes pictures with a black family, enraged Sheamus begins his quest for revenge being the mastermind of the Hogan controversy!!
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Post by hbkbigdaddycool on Mar 6, 2016 22:10:34 GMT -5
YET....When Russo and Ferrara wrote the attitude era, the ratings were through the roof. I love the guy. I have watched his youtube stuff. he is great. I have no idea where the fans get their hate from. Didn't you hear?? It's cool to hate Vince Russo. So wrestling fans over look all the good he did and just point out the bad. Where as for ECW, fans will point out all the good Paul Heyman did but not point out the bad.
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