boss
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Post by boss on Mar 6, 2016 23:12:51 GMT -5
So, I thought this could be a fun thread. Pretend you're Vince Russo. You're out of touch, racist, hate women, and say bro a lot. You've been re-signed to WWE and it's time to help destroy another company. What do you do? -The thing Shane has in the lockbox is Vince's script for the incest storyline with him and Steph. Worked shoot, bro! -Roman Reigns Jackhammers Stephanie into a table backstage for no real reason...and he's the face, bro! -Have John Cena tell his opponents he's going to bury them. -Put Dean Ambrose in a legitimate insane asylum for a few weeks like they did with Flair. -Finn Balor becomes a schizophrenic and is committed to Dean's same asylum. Except, Finn is actually crazy cause he thinks he's a demon or something. Then he escapes and returns as a monster heel. -Hire Jeff Jarrett. -Roman Reigns refuses to follow the script because he's not a John Cena copycat! -Bray Wyatt is revealed to be Roman Reigns' real father because he's God or something. -Titus O' Neil returns and starts the Nation of Domination 2.0. Wfigs rejoices. Remember, this is supposed to be intentionally bad and for fun...so, I'm curious to hear yours. -Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman trap dean Ambrose in his car and set it on fire. -I like the Bray Wyatt angle. -Sable returns and does a striptease for Michael Cole. -Titus O'Neil returns and stabs vince Mcmahon. -Shane Mcmahon and Undertaker are revealed to be in collusion to screw Vince out of control of raw. -Cena idea is great, remains unchanged. -New Day become "the artist formerly known as New Day". And join the corporation as "corporate booty". -Finn Balor has a match against the demon version of himself, who is actually Luke Gallows in disguise.
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brimstone9
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Post by brimstone9 on Mar 6, 2016 23:18:35 GMT -5
Mark Henry vs Big Show in a thong and fanny pack on a pole match with Naked Mideon as the special guest referee
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Daniel F'n Bryan
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Post by Daniel F'n Bryan on Mar 6, 2016 23:26:27 GMT -5
Sunny on a pole match... Book it
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Mar 6, 2016 23:55:10 GMT -5
YET....When Russo and Ferrara wrote the attitude era, the ratings were through the roof. I love the guy. I have watched his youtube stuff. he is great. I have no idea where the fans get their hate from. It was a filter thing. Russo with a leash can deliver fun crash TV. Russo without someone to filter his ideas through can be really bad. Also, it seems like once 1999, he lost his touch. Most of 1999 was horrid from a creative standpoint in the WWF and when he showed up in WCW, things got pretty terrible.
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Mar 6, 2016 23:56:07 GMT -5
Everything would move at such a quick pace that you can't keep up with it. There would be 46 backstage segments per show. Dolph Ziggler would still play the "held down but I'm so good" gimmick, except he would use insider terms in his promos like "smark", "job", etc. Charlotte would lose at WrestleMania because she's pregnant. With Ric's baby.
That's all I got for right now.
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Post by The Constable on Mar 6, 2016 23:57:07 GMT -5
Give Roman Reigns Championchip Have Roman Reigns break Austins Royal Rumble Wins Have Roman Reigns hold the title longer than Bruno Sanmartino
Have Roman Reigns play the Fan Favorite Underdog (Daniel Bryan)
And if That don't work Have Roman Reigns be the Anti Authority badass (Austin)
And if That don't work have Roman Reigns be the fan favorite rebel (CM Punk)
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Mar 7, 2016 0:07:56 GMT -5
You know its funny Russo was just on Austins podcast and pretty much said what he would do to fix the product and almost everything he said was absolutely great. Give it a listen.
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KPnDC
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Post by KPnDC on Mar 7, 2016 2:14:26 GMT -5
I just kept thinking how good some of these sound.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2016 4:16:16 GMT -5
1996 Sunny on a pole match... Book it Fixed.
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Post by James St. James on Mar 7, 2016 4:32:48 GMT -5
Caitlyn Jenner is named the new GM of RAW and books herself in a no disqualification match with Divas Champion Eva Marie, in which Kim Kardashian interferes, costs Eva Marie the match and continues to feud with both of them over who the Queen of the E! Network is.
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hbchris
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Post by hbchris on Mar 7, 2016 17:35:22 GMT -5
We discover that the hand that was born to Mae Young and Mark Henry has grown up...and that is the origin of Renee Young. Where the story goes from there is anybody's guess.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2016 7:24:33 GMT -5
Mark Henry develops a Cocaine problem.
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