Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD on May 29, 2016 23:20:36 GMT -5
Dr. Toboggan wakes up in a cold sweat after a dream with recurring theme he has been having, where he feels remorse for all the wrong he has done. He gets out of bed and shakes himself off. He then prepares for the day and “opens shop”. As Toboggan becomes open for business, he is visited by his friend, Matt.
Toboggan: Hey Matt, what can I do for ya?
Matt: You gotta help me Doc, I’m in trouble, BIG trouble. I got mixed up in the wrong crowd and I lost them a lot of money. They followed me here.
Toboggan: Alright, I’ll help you out, but you owe me one and you MUST follow all my instructions, got it?
Matt: Yeah Doc, I got it.
The two start to set traps and defenses. Three thugs showed up prepared to fight (weapons drawn, focused, etc.). One of them is by a bear trap at the front door, while another is taken out by pepper spray. Toboggan and Nick try to escape, however, Matt is shot in the leg by the one remaining thug.
Toboggan: Hold the door, I’ll be right back.
Matt: I’ll try.
As Toboggan goes off, the door starts to shake as the remaining thug tries to get in. Matt notices a bat not to far from and grabs it, but this leaves the thug enough room and time to stick his gun in and shoot Matt again. The shot hits him in the spine, paralyzing him. Toboggan shows back up with a shotgun and blasts the thug down.
Toboggan: I said to follow ALL my instructions.See what happens when you don’t? Man, I got a match coming up against two fruit-loops, my partner and I have hit a bit of a rough patch, and now this? I will fix you up, but then you are out, for good.
Toboggan: Hey Matt, what can I do for ya?
Matt: You gotta help me Doc, I’m in trouble, BIG trouble. I got mixed up in the wrong crowd and I lost them a lot of money. They followed me here.
Toboggan: Alright, I’ll help you out, but you owe me one and you MUST follow all my instructions, got it?
Matt: Yeah Doc, I got it.
The two start to set traps and defenses. Three thugs showed up prepared to fight (weapons drawn, focused, etc.). One of them is by a bear trap at the front door, while another is taken out by pepper spray. Toboggan and Nick try to escape, however, Matt is shot in the leg by the one remaining thug.
Toboggan: Hold the door, I’ll be right back.
Matt: I’ll try.
As Toboggan goes off, the door starts to shake as the remaining thug tries to get in. Matt notices a bat not to far from and grabs it, but this leaves the thug enough room and time to stick his gun in and shoot Matt again. The shot hits him in the spine, paralyzing him. Toboggan shows back up with a shotgun and blasts the thug down.
Toboggan: I said to follow ALL my instructions.See what happens when you don’t? Man, I got a match coming up against two fruit-loops, my partner and I have hit a bit of a rough patch, and now this? I will fix you up, but then you are out, for good.
ing Game of Thrones reference.
