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Jun 10, 2016 1:04:50 GMT -5
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Post by James St. James on Jun 10, 2016 1:04:50 GMT -5
This has probably been brought up here before but have we ever gotten an official answer as to why WWE figures lack nipples? I mostly collect divas so it hasn't ever really affected my collection but since we are all such sticklers for correct boots, belly button tattoos and centimeters in height differentials, missing nipples seems like a pretty huge oversight.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2016 1:07:12 GMT -5
LOL Well, for one, with the way QC has been lately, can you imagine streaking nipple paint? I would be ing livid to have a figure ruined for a detail that I honestly don't care for. And what if one nipple was painted bigger than the other? Or what if the areola is comically big like a fat guy's moob? Omg. I can't even handle thinking about this. Good lord dude, delete this goddamn thread before Mattel takes the suggestion.
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Post by blister on Jun 10, 2016 1:10:58 GMT -5
it's so they can paint singlets on the torsos.
It's all about versatility in parts reuse.
Mattel wrote the book on parts reuse.
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Post by champofakind on Jun 10, 2016 1:11:37 GMT -5
in before some says Cesaro nipples! I'm fine without them theres really no need for them to be on them unless you are Joel Schumacker.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2016 1:25:21 GMT -5
Lmao
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Post by The Mask of Truth on Jun 10, 2016 1:26:59 GMT -5
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Post by blister on Jun 10, 2016 1:57:05 GMT -5
First the nipple sculptor sculpts the nipples in equidistant pairs Then the nipple gluer glues them onto Warriors and Flairs Then the nipple painter mixes colors approximating flesh And applies the nipple color so that all the colors mesh
Once the nipple paint applier paints the nipples in the batches The painted nipple figures decend from action figure hatches Onto a belt that takes them into paint baking ovens So the nipple paint on figures can withstand some extra lovin'
Once the nippled figures cool, next they're packaged to look great Then the nippled figure packers begin loading them as freight They're taken to a warehouse for further distribution And the nippled figures await the collector's monetary contribution..
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2016 1:57:31 GMT -5
Cesaro would need his own nipple mold
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2016 2:02:00 GMT -5
First the nipple sculptor sculpts the nipples in equidistant pairs Then the nipple gluer glues them onto Warriors and Flairs Then the nipple painter mixes colors approximating flesh And applies the nipple color so that all the colors mesh Once the nipple paint applier paints the nipples in the batches The painted nipple figures decend from action figure hatches Onto a belt that takes them into paint baking ovens So the nipple paint on figures can withstand some extra lovin' Once the nippled figures cool, next they're packaged to look great Then the nippled figure packers begin loading them as freight They're taken to a warehouse for further distribution And the nippled figures await the collector's monetary contribution..
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Post by blister on Jun 10, 2016 2:05:19 GMT -5
I was bored.
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Post by WreckerJack on Jun 10, 2016 2:26:42 GMT -5
Imagine if you got a botched fig with a third nipple!
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Post by kgchampion on Jun 10, 2016 2:31:05 GMT -5
Because Jakks BCA Marc Mero had enough nipple for the rest of our lives.
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Post by muuk76 on Jun 10, 2016 2:31:13 GMT -5
PUPPIES !!!!.
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Post by Cons on Jun 10, 2016 2:46:54 GMT -5
I'm down for some cesaro nips
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Post by kgchampion on Jun 10, 2016 3:02:26 GMT -5
First the nipple sculptor sculpts the nipples in equidistant pairs Then the nipple gluer glues them onto Warriors and Flairs Then the nipple painter mixes colors approximating flesh And applies the nipple color so that all the colors mesh Once the nipple paint applier paints the nipples in the batches The painted nipple figures decend from action figure hatches Onto a belt that takes them into paint baking ovens So the nipple paint on figures can withstand some extra lovin' Once the nippled figures cool, next they're packaged to look great Then the nippled figure packers begin loading them as freight They're taken to a warehouse for further distribution And the nippled figures await the collector's monetary contribution.. You're my new favorite here, buddy.
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Jun 10, 2016 3:19:29 GMT -5
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Post by OTC Waxbender on Jun 10, 2016 3:19:29 GMT -5
Where are the Dean Ambrose titty master memes
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Post by Mikeo on Jun 10, 2016 3:58:21 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2016 4:27:33 GMT -5
I for one do not want nipples on my figures. I can't imagine little Johnnys mommy buying him toys with nips
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2016 4:37:44 GMT -5
Also, the CS Series 6 Andre the Giant is further proof why figures should NOT have nipples EVER.
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