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This is cool. There isn't much to talk about considering it's the first show and the stories have yet to develop, but it's a fair start. A good foundation for a solid fed to have around. My only problem is writing mistakes such as commas in odd places and a few misspellings.

Welp,this only took way longer than it should've. This episode was originally going to be up on Christmas however I got really busy and didn't find time until later to finalize it and post it then the vid card in my computer went out,got that fixed,and then I got sick for like a week. but,as they say,better late than never. So let's get started!


EFW begins with ten rings of the bell for the passing of the legendary Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka After a moment of silence the undefeated World Heavyweight Champion Kevin Owens comes out to make a bold proclamation for his match later tonight. KO: "Well while I'm out here might as well say this: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to EFW Warzone! Now,with that out of the way I have a few things to say regarding my opponent tonight John Cena. As we all know John Cena is a former world champion here in EFW but that doesn't mean a whole lot when the Current champion is right in front of you. I mean,come on,John Cena of all people thinks he can end my undefeated streak? Which,by the way The Undertaker couldn't even break and if he can't do it...who can? But you know what? I'm a reasonable man I'm willing to lay it all on the line which is why I'm adding a little bonus to whoever beats "the streak." IF somebody,anybody can pin me or make me tap in a one on one match....then they will not only get bragging rights of being the first man to beat Kevin Owens in EFW they will also become the World Heavyweight Champion. And that rule is effective...now! After KO's promo we roll right into the first match.

Match 1
Batista defeated Adam Rose in 6:08
A straight up domination was what was on show with this match. Rose attempted to get in some offense early on,however Batista proved to have the strength advantage which is what won him the match. Batista finished Adam Rose with a Batista Bomb after hitting a spear that just about broke Rose in half.

Match 2
Tyler Breeze defeated Damian Sandow in 12:28
Riding off the momentum of his win over Jack Swagger Tyler Breeze showed the same high energy high flying offense that he showed against Swagger catching the former EFW I.C Champion Sandow off guard. After Breeze got going there was no stopping him as he knocked Sandow out of the ring and quickly dove out of the ring with a perfectly executed Tope Suicida. Sandow proved however that he was no pushover,getting Breeze down long enough to hit the Elbow of Disdain. Breeze kicked out however and quickly set it up perfectly to hit the Beauty Shot and pin Sandow for the 1,2,3.

Match 3
Paige defeated Summer Rae in 3:59
This match was short and one sided,Paige threw everything at Summer early on and it wasn't long before Paige would get the 1,2,3 with a Ram-Paige.

After the match Paige voiced her displeasure stating that Summer was barely a challenge. However before Paige could finish she was interrupted by a debuting Bayley.
Paige wasted no time stating Bayley was not ready for the big leagues. Bayley challenged this by challenging Paige to a match on the next episode. Paige accepted telling Bayley she could probably could beat her in under 5 minutes. Bayley replied saying Paige should put her money where her mouth is,and so a match with a 5 minute time limit was scheduled for the next episode,if Paige can't get a pinfall or submission before the time limit expires she will lose.

Match 4
Rey Mysterio vs EFW U.S. Champion John Morrison in a tables match
Decision made after 15:46.
Probably the most entertaining match of the night Mysterio and Morrison put it all in the ring,including Tables! Both men put a lot of effort to put each other through tables and yet they both put themselves through a table. Morrison had set Mysterio up in perfect position,against a table leaned in the corner of the ring,but as Morrison ran in to finish the match Mysterio moved out of the way and Morrison accomplished no more than giving himself a few splinters. Mysterio meanwhile had put Morrison on a table outside the ring which Mysterio attempted a frog splash in tribute to the Late great Eddie Guerrero Morrison rolled off the table and Mysyerio crashed through it drawing blood from his abdomen after a piece of broken table cut him. In the end however the ref would have to call off the match as both competitors fell off the top rope and through a Table John Morrison had previously set up. Mysterio however,in a great display of heart,asked the ref to continue the match. And after making sure neither of them were injured restarted the match. Mysterio managed to put Morrison through a table a few minuets later.

Main event
Kevin Owens defeated John Cena in 10:34
This was a back and forth battle that definitely had Owens fearing for the streak. Owens would not mind breaking some rules in this one,Cena had him up for an Attitude Adjustment however Owens kicked the ref,knocking him down,and Cena was left with no way to win the match. As Cena attempted to revive the ref Owens slid a chair into the ring and proceeded to deliver a viscous chair shot to Cena and then followed it up with a Pop-up Powerbomb on the chair for the pinfall.

So there it is,finally hoped you enjoy and as usual constructive criticism is appreciated.