Post by Prophet of Ash on Feb 9, 2017 15:56:23 GMT -5
The views expressed in the following piece are those of Phillip Schnieder and do not necessarily reflect the views of the WFWF or any of it's affiliates. Schneider's Slayings is for mature audiences only
Welcome to the debut edition of Schneider's Slayings. I'm Phillip Schneider and you're not.
Today I'm here to talk about an absolutely pathetic excuse of a wrestler, Joshua Dean. What better way to introduce Schneider's Slayings than to grill someone for whom I have absolutely no respect, Josh Dean. I was offered this opportunity to voice myself on WFWF.com and when there were a sufficient number of zeroes added to the end of the contract, I took the opportunity. This is the opportunity to tell things how they really are, and today, it's Josh Dean.
While everyone else watched the downfall of Josh Dean on TV and thought it was a tragedy as this great athlete befell bad luck, I was sitting ringside. I saw what happened with my own two eyes. The biased media will tell you a freak accident led to Josh Dean unable to stand on his own two feet. The reality of the situation is, Josh Dean is a haggered, broken down old man and when he stepped into the ring with a young, hungry, athletic and aggressive wrestler his superior in every way, not only was he humiliated from an in ring perspective, he got so brutally beaten and broken he couldn't raise to his feet. The pathetic excuse for an athlete had to be carried out of the arena as fans stomped over soiled popcorn and crumbled signs to their cars.
But this isn't the first time Josh Dean has let everyone down with a lack of bravery. My own confrontation with Dean reflects this scenario. Josh Dean on his hands and knees like the bottom of the barrel three dollar prostitute he is, begging for the brutality to conclude. Josh Dean unable to bring himself to the level of his competitors is nothing new, but for it to happen at the hands of Ante Whitner is something much different than for it to happen from your's truly. You see, everyone knows exactly how good Phillip Schneider is. I'm the best there's ever been. Michael Kyzer, the boogeyman of the WFWF.. He's my bitch. I killed Hutton Brown and I beat Raider half to death to the point neither of them were seen again IN THE SAME MATCH! I was the first person to hold the WFWF Heavyweight Championship for 365 consecutive days, when the title meant something, the days before the likes of Hugh Jass being considered a legitimate top ten contender for it. But I digress.
For Josh Dean to be absolutely humiliated in this fashion by Ante Whitner shows my greatness again. Allow me to elaborate. I didn't pick Ante as my "wrestler to watch" at random. I don't believe in random. Everything has an algorithm. Some people are just too dense to solve the algorithms and accept "oh, that's so random!". Ante Whitner is hungry. Ante is mean. Ante is everything a professional wrestler should be. And I'm watching him. I see dollar signs in him. I don't want to destroy Ante. I want to guide him. I want to harness his power to it's full potential and guide Godzilla on a destruction tour of downtown Tokyo. I want to unleash the beast on the world. Phillip Schneider at the helm of Ante Whitner is North Korea with nukes and a pissed off attitude. The annihilation of Josh Dean is the first public demonstration of Ante's brute force. And think.. he doesn't have a mastermind guiding him. He just knows a mastermind is watching him. And he does all of that for little old me. He's a slut and he wants to show me he's the biggest slut around by going to town on the biggest dick I know. That's admirable. You took care of that dick good, Ante.
2017, watch out for Ante Whitner. I know I'm keeping an eye on him.