What made you happy today?

Finally confronting my neighbour today after he'd been making threats and allegations about me for no apparent reason. Long story short, I was at my window last week and took a picture of my mum as a joke between me and her, and this ing busybody nutcase started gossiping about me and accusing me of being a pedophile. Yep, you read that correctly. I'm a pedo because I took a picture of my mum from my window.

So he and the downstairs neighbour were gossiping about me and I heard it all word for word because I opened my window and made a point of showing them that I was listening. The bitch downstairs, who is one of the biggest busybodies and snitches on the planet(despite the fact that she sells ing drugs), started gossiping to the guy about where I work. I told my mum about it and she ended up confronting them. When she saw the snitch, the snitch apparently couldn't wait to to tell her that I had been at the window taking pictures but my mum cut her off and ripped her a new one verbally for gossiping about me and telling people where I work. Immediately the snitch became petrified and tried to deny it, not realising that I'd heard her word for ing word. She tried to lie and worm her way out of it by saying she "doesn't know" where I work and eventually retreated into her house petrified. Pathetic. She's not been seen since because she knows that I'm also going to confront her.

But back to the guy in question. Confronting him didn't really go as I expected, because as it turns out, the guy is unbelievably dumb. Clearly the guy has special needs because I've never talked to someone that unintelligent in my entire life. No matter how much I ripped into him, my words just bounced right off of him, he's just too ing dumb to comprehend the seriousness of the allegations and threats he made about me. There was no argument or resistance whatsoever. He seems to think it's all a big joke. The guy is in his fifties, has an equally dumb 'full time mummy' girlfriend and his kids all have disabilities too.

But basically now, I'm going to report him to the police this evening so that they can pay him a little visit, hopefully have a word with them and give him a much needed wake up call, because I feel like if I don't, the harassment will continue and I'd rather nip it in the bud immediately before he thinks he's going to attempt to give me abuse in the street.

Not sure if this should go in the happy or pissed off thread because it's a combination of both haha! I chose the happy one because I'm doing something about it.