Post by King Richius on Oct 13, 2018 19:00:33 GMT -5
The most dramatic music ever starts playing over the Wembley arena P/A system (Don’t believe me? Play the video!). A deep bass voice, distinctly English, speaks.
CAN YOU HEAR IT? LONDON IS CALLING!
The extra large, stadium size Tunatron comes to life, flashing through images of historic London landmarks as seen from a helicopter. The last image is of Wembley Stadium.
The music picks up. The voiceover continues.
TWO WARRIORS ENTER MORTAL COMBAT WITH HATRED IN THEIR HEARTS!
Video of Chris Priceless and Ryan “Needles” Payne inflicting and receiving bloody punishment in their recent matches.
THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
CAN YOU HEAR IT? LONDON IS CALLING!
A FIGHTING CHAMPION SEEKS A FIGHT.
Video of Frank Lynn’s recent matches including the victory celebrations after his successful title defense against Mak Cross and Ante Whitner.
WILL A CHALLENGER STEP UP?
CAN YOU HEAR IT? LONDON IS CALLING!
TWO HAVE RISEN TO LEAD A NEW VANGUARD.
Video of Mesh and Shuggy from their tournament matches.
ONLY ONE CAN BE CHAMPION!
An image of Mesh and Shuggy standing face to face, each one having one hand on the new WFWF Vanguard Championship belt.
CAN YOU HEAR IT? LONDON IS CALLING?
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A NEW EPOCH.
Videos of Brennan, Kyzer, and Drakz covering their entire history from the New Epoch all the way to current day rivalries.
BUT EVERY EPOCH MUST COME TO AN END!
Images of Brennan, Drakz, and Kyzer holding the grandest prize in the WFWF - the World Heavyweight Championship belt.
LONDON IS CALLING!
WHO WILL ANSWER THE CALL?
Alecia Matthews: Welcome one and all to London Calling, the final stop on the World Domination Tour. We’re here at a packed Wembley Stadium. Its standing room only for the biggest show of the year featuring three, count ‘em three championship matches and one unsanctioned death match.
Daniel Knight: Cheerio Alecia. It’s going to be a great night. Everything that happened in Tokyo and Mexico City comes to a head right here tonight. Chris Priceless and Ryan “Needles” Payne will settle their differences. Frank Lynn’s Open Challenge will be answered. The Vanguard Tournament will come to its final conclusion with the crowning of a new champion. And in the main event, three of the greatest in the business will clash for the ultimate prize: the WFWF World Heavyweight Championship.
Alecia Matthews: So enough talking. It’s time to start this show off with a bang. Two rookies who quickly developed such a hatred for each other that there was only way to solve it: an unsanctioned death match!
The lights go out. The arena is in a state of silence or possible surprise, unaware of who's about to appear from behind the curtain. Change by the Deftones echoes throughout the arena. From within the shadows emerges Chris Priceless, walking slowly past the crowd, glaring at them with zero expression on his face. In his hand, he has a baseball bat – with “NEEDLES” sloppily drawn on it in red paint.
Christa Adina: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is an unsanctioned deathmatch! Introducing first, from Tragedy City, weighing it at two hundred and forty pounds….Chris Priceless!
Alecia Matthews: In a very short time, Payne and Priceless have come to hate each other. They both made it very clear at El Grito de Dolores that they want each other’s blood.
Daniel Knight: Right you are, and you can bet your bottom dollar that – oh yes, there will be blood.
Alecia Matthews: Was that a Saw reference?
As Priceless makes his way to the ring, he’s attacked from behind!
Alecia Matthews: Oh! Needles with a vicious shot to the back of the head of Chris Priceless!
He holds the black medical bag above his head as the crowd boos! He sets the bag on the floor an unholsters the bat from his jacket. Needles then uses the bat like a sledgehammer and drops it onto Priceless’ face and midsection!
SMACK!
SMACK!
SMACK!
Needles then uses the bat to choke Priceless, pinning him down on the floor with the bat across his throat! Priceless kicks his legs, struggling to breathe as Needles uses all of his bodyweight to choke the life and possibly, strangle his opponent!
Alecia Matthews: Oh no! Priceless is turning purple! I – I can’t watch this.
Daniel Knight: Ha! Amateur!
Alecia Matthews: Oh, I’m sorry. I signed up to call professional wrestling, not attempted murder.
Priceless manages to grab his bat and – WHACK!
He drills Needles in the ribs, forcing the lunatic off. Priceless then uses the opportunity to catch his breath but Needles is charging towards him at full speed! The two men collide, and they bump into the barricades that separate the fans from the wrestlers! Needles then grabs his black bat and swings away at Priceless…
But he misses, hitting the barricades instead! Fans in the front row jump! Once Needles turns around – Pricecheck!
Needles falls backwards, over the barricade and into the crowd! Priceless grabs his bat and climbs over as WFWF security do their best to keep the fans out of harms way. Priceless goes to pick up Needles but he then spits some type of fluid at him!
Alecia Matthews: He just took a fans drink and used it to spit at Priceless!
Daniel Knight: What else were you expecting from Ryan “Needles” Payne?
With Priceless blinded, he gets smacked across the stomach with Needles’ bat and again across the back! Needles’ bat is the axe and Priceless’ legs are the tree as he chops away! He then back away, he swipes the hair away from his eyes and takes off his leather jacket, smacking Priceless with it as well. He charges towards Priceless, clotheslining him over the barricade! Needles grabs something out of his back pocket…
Alecia Matthews: Oh my God! He’s jabbing a fork into Priceless’ forehead!
Daniel Knight: That looks like a very sharp fork…
Priceless screams in pain as he slowly digs the sharpened points of the fork into his forehead, Needles is grinning from ear-to-ear like the Chesire Cat. The amount of strength Needles is using to literally stab his opponent is appareant by the constant shaking of his hand while the veins in Priceless’ arms bulge as he attempts to fight off the assault. Needles then starts twisting, grinding the metal into the flesh of Chris Priceless!
Ryan “Needles” Payne: Die! Die! DIE!!!!!!
A small streak of blood is seen dripping from Priceless’ forehead, both men gritting their teeth as they fight for control! He elbows Needles in the ribs, which causes him to break the hold. Priceless sees the blood dripping from his forehead – and smiles.
Daniel Knight: Chris Priceless is just as batty as Needles is!
He runs towards Needles, but he manages to flip Priceless over with a back body drop onto the grated steel floor! With the sharpened fork in-hand, Needles attempts to dig the steel into Priceless’ forehead, but he holds Needles’ arms back. Needles’ eyes are almost bulging out of his skull!
Daniel Knight: Look at those eyes, Matthews – those are the eyes of a lunatic!
Needles, in a downward stabbing motion, jabs the fork into the metal floor, just as Priceless moves away in the nick of time! A swift kick from Priceless knocks Needles down. The two combatants fight up the metal ramp until they reach the very top of the entrance way, right below the Tunatron. Priceless grabs Needles and bashes his head against the metal frame of the Tunatron, causing it to shake.
Daniel Knight: I swear, if these guys manage to bring down the Tunatron….I will mark the F out!
Alecia Matthews: We’re live on pay-per-view, you can say the word.
Daniel Knight: Please, I’m a professional broadcaster.
Needles scurries off to the very right of the entrance stage, near the edge that leads to the electrical equipment below, among other things. Priceless notices so he kicks Needles in the gut, putting his head between his legs. He lifts him up, placing Needles on his shoulders…
Alecia Matthews: This isn’t going to end well!
Needles rakes the eyes, allowing himself to get down. With Priceless stunned, Needles lets out a devilish scream that could pass for a demonic roar and runs towards Priceless!
Alecia Matthews & Daniel Knight: OH MY –
The two men fall, a couple of feet but it was a hard landing, nonetheless! There were two tables next to each other and both men crashed through the wood! All that remains now are two broken bodies and wooden shrapnel everywhere! The crowd pops!
HOLY S***!
HOLY S***!
HOLY S***!
Daniel Knight: I love that chant! May I remind everyone watching at home – this is the very first match of the show!
Alecia Matthews: That was crazy! That fall had to be, at least eight-nine feet!
The referee jumps down below to check on the two men and goes to call the match off but like the arm of a zombie rising out from under the grave, Needles stops the referee and shoves him back! Needles’ deranged look hasn’t left his face as he breathes heavily.
Alecia Matthews: How in the hell is Needles still moving after that???
Daniel Knight: The dude’s cray cray!
Priceless is breathing too but he’s still on the ground, lying in a rubble of broken table. Needles sluggishly gets up and climbs back up the entrance stage, walking towards the black medical bag from earlier. He cowers down toward it and looks inside.
Alecia Matthews: What is he doing?
He frantically searches for…something, just as Chris Priceless is, somehow making his way up to the stage behind him. Needles then pulls out a claw hammer from the bag, eyeing it with a look of sheer bliss. With the hammer in hand, Needles meets Priceless halfway on the entrance ramp. He takes a swing at his opponent but Priceless moves, resulting in a loud clanging as the hammer hits the metal floor. Priceless kicks Needles in the shin, causing him to drop the hammer. The crowd cheers once he grabs the hammer and points it right at Needles.
Strangely though, Needles stays on his knees- as if he’s accepted his fate. Priceless mouths some more expletives at him before taking a swing – as Needles sprays him with pepper spray that he had hidden in his boots!
Priceless is blinded again, allowing Needles to grab the hammer and drills him behind the knee! As Priceless rolls around on the floor, Needles just laughs.
Alecia Matthews: Needles is pulling weapons of thin air!
Daniel Knight: Like some sort of sadistic magician.
Priceless’ eyes are swollen shut and he’s coughing very violently, close to convulsions yet Needles is admiring his work like a serial killer at the scene of the crime. He gets real close to his opponent.
Ryan “Needles” Payne: Do you feel it? Life just slipping away from your worthless body? Kinda like how your brother must’ve felt on his dying day.
This enrages Priceless who, despite coughing his lungs out manages to hock up a thick, white, gooey loogie as it goes splat on Needles face!
Alecia Matthews: Think I’m going to be sick…
Daniel Knight: Oh! Look at the density of that bad boy!
Needles’ demeanor changes drastically. From having a moment of pure sadomasochism to a look of complete disgust! He’s seething, almost trembling as if he’s about to explode. He grabs a handful of hair and bashes Priceless’ head against the metal grating of the entrance ramp! Priceless continues to cough and dry heave, still feeling the affects of the pepper spray which means it’s a great time for Needles to attempt to strangle him…again.
With both hands, Needles squeezes the life out of Chris Priceless, his face turning blue. Needles leans forward, using all of his body weight, adding more pressure. Priceless tries shoving him off but to no avail. He’s running out of options, his breaths are getting shorter and shorter, his eyes rolling into the back of his head! The referee notices and attempts to force Needles off him but he isn’t letting go. The thirst for blood has consumed Ryan Payne – and he wants to finish the job. Before fading away, Priceless sees the claw hammer nearby and reaches for it, barely within arm’s reach…
WHACK!
With the claw side, Priceless repeatedly drives the weapon right into Needles’ ribs! This causes Needles to let go, Priceless coughing as air immediately rushes into his lungs. Needles crawls away, heading towards the black medicine bag. Priceless lunges towards him and grabs Needles’ leg, stopping him! Using all his strength, he reaches over and whacks Needles in the middle of his back with the face of the hammer!
Another shot!
And another!
Alecia Matthews: For the first time, Needles is showing that he, indeed does feel pain!
Daniel Knight: I don’t care who you are – getting hit alongside the spine with a hammer is probably going to hurt like hell!
Needles contorts his body, hurting from those potentially deadly hammer shots. Priceless struggles to get up, favoring his right knee from the hammer shot earlier and limps over to towards the crowd. He signals an audience member to hand him their drink, so he can wash the remnants of the pepper spray. The fan does so.
Priceless splashes his face with the fans drink, which helps restore his vision.
Alecia Matthews: This whole time, Priceless was fighting off pure instinct! Incredible.
Now that he’s able to see, somewhat better Priceless walks back to the downed Needles and watches him crawl away, heading towards the ring. Priceless seems to be enjoying watching Needles in pain as he smirks. He walks in front of the crawling Needles and gets down on all fours, mocking Needles before slamming his hand with the hammer, crushing it, possibly breaking a bone or two! Needles lets out an agonizing scream!
Daniel Knight: I could have sworn I heard a crunching sound…
Priceless uses the claw side of the hammer and digs it underneath Needles’ nostrils, guiding him back to his feet. He’ just toying with him at this point. Once he’s up, Priceless irish whips Needles into the steel ring steps! He walks over to Christa Adina and asks for her chair. She too accepts the rhetorical proposition. Steel chair in hand, Priceless walks over to his opponent, who’s slumped over the steel ring steps. He raises the chair above his head and slams it onto Needles’ back, crushing him in between the ring steps!
He does it again, just for good measure.
Unsatisfied with the punishment he is unleashing on Needles, he hunches down to look for some plunder under the ring.
He pulls out an cheese grater.
Alecia Matthews: Why the hell is there a cheese grater underneath the ring?
Daniel Knight: Why wouldn’t there be a cheese grater under there? For all we know, there’s light tubes and barbed wire boards down there as well.
He walks over to Needles, gets behind him and sticks the grater right in his face! That alone is painful but when Priceless starts grinding Needles’ face with it – the crowd groans! Priceless, however is loving it! He moves the grater up and down, tearing pieces of Needles’ face with each motion. With fast motions, Needles’ screams get louder! The referee has no choice but to look away.
Alecia Matthews: What…what are those tiny white spots that are coming out of the grater….?
Daniel Knight: It’s not cheese…
Alecia Matthews: Oh God…..
Needles falls face first on the mat outside as Priceless turns the grater around to look at the result. The grater has spots of blood all over it with tiny pieces of ripped flesh plugging the holes. Needles covers his face, writhing in pain. Priceless grabs Needles from behind and again, uses the cheese grater across the forehead – right next to the reddish, ground beef looking side of Needles’ face! Priceless is digging the spikes of the grater deep into his forehead and pulling it down his face as slow as possible! Needles then lowblows Priceless, a completely legal move in this type of match. The cameramen manage to catch the aftermath of the cheese grater on Needles’ face – pieces of ripped flesh are hanging off the side of his face with open wounds, all dripping blood on the right side of his face.
Alecia Matthews: That is gnarly!
Daniel Knight: There’s pieces of skin literally hanging by a thread off Needles’ face.
Needles gently pats his face as to feel what remains. His eyes widen once he feels the loose pieces of skin on his shredded face and then it turns into rage. He starts to breath heavily, gritting his yellow teeth and looks under the ring for more instruments of violence. He pulls out a sturdy barbed wire board and a pair of light tubes that are taped together.
Daniel Knight: See? I told you!
Needles takes the weapons with him inside the ring. He places the barbed wire board across one of the corners. Priceless makes his way back to the ring as well, although there’s still pain in his lower extremities. Needles waits for him to roll back inside the ring where he immediately pounces! Clubbing blows to the back, the scrappy Needles climbs on top of Priceless and does whatever he can to inflict pain on his opponent, albeit looking awkward and clumsy. He backs off Priceless and grabs the light tubes.
He goes to slam them down atop of Priceless, but he kicks him in the gut, dropping the light tubes. Priceless then goes to ram Needles back first into the barbed wire board but he plants his combat boots firmly into the mat, preventing such a thing from happening. Needles clubs away at the back of his opponent before tossing him aside. He grabs the light tubes again and goes to drop them on Priceless, but he grabs Needles’ arms and the two men jockey for position! Priceless headbutts Needles, causing him to lose grip on the light tubes! Priceless grabs Needles’ shirt and tears it in half, exposing his bare chest. With the light tubes in hand, Priceless swings around and – SMASH!
Daniel Knight: Mercury smoke! Don’t breathe this!
A big puff of smoke emerges as white fragments appear to be stuck on Needles’ stomach! Shards of glass are everywhere; in the ring, on the floor outside, some pieces even flew into the crowd! Needles crumbles to his knees, as small droplets of blood fall from his gut. Priceless capitalizes on this and wraps Needles’ head under his arm – going for The Red-Eve!
Alecia Matthews: A Red-Eve after that shot to the gut might be enough to put an end to this madness!
Daniel Knight: Needles barely flinched after that shot! I think this is just the tip of the iceberg!
Again, Needles plants his boots into mat, preventing Priceless from hitting the deadly move! Suddenly, Priceless yelps in pain, letting go of the hold. Needles scurries away as the cameraman catches the source of Priceless’ pain – a syringe, lodged into his thigh!
Alecia Matthews: A syringe?!
Daniel Knight: Needles literally threatened to kill Chris Priceless at El Grito de Dolores. Him trying to….drug his opponent doesn’t surprise me.
Priceless yanks the syringe out as his right leg suddenly gives out! Needles starts to laugh!
Alecia Matthews: There must have been some sort of paralyzing agent in the syringe!
Daniel Knight: Needles wants to make sure that Priceless isn’t able to leave the ring under his own power!
Priceless smacks his leg, trying to resurrect it but to no avail. He shows zero fear however as he stares at Needles, who’s taunting him. With Priceless nowhere to go, this allows Needles to walk over to the black medicine bag where he pulls out a butterfly knife.
Daniel Knight: Of course, he has a knife!
Alecia Matthews: I don’t like where this is heading.
Still, no fear in the eyes of Chris Priceless. Needles then looks in the bag for something else – where he pulls out a lighter and…a picture of Chris and his brother! Priceless’ expression changes, drastically. Without hesitation, Needles holds the picture above the flame of the lighter – setting it on fire! Priceless is enraged! He tries crawling over towards Needles, but his dead leg prevents him from doing so. Needles drops the burning picture on the mat just as he walks over and stomps on Priceless’ hand!
Daniel Knight: Payback from earlier!
Needles walks over behind Priceless and holds his head up, locking his arms between his legs – so he can slice the top of his forehead with the black butterfly knife! Needles is really digging the serrated edge into the flesh of his opponent, slicing as slow as possible! Priceless grits his death as blood starts to trickle down his face. Needles has the look of a madman, looking to be enjoying this. It’s a gruesome as Needles carves into Priceless’ forehead like a pumpkin but he isn’t done. Reaching into his pocket, he pulls out a screwdriver! A rusty one, at that.
He takes the pointed end of the screwdriver and digs it into the cut forehead of Priceless, trying to get under his skin. Literally.
Alecia Matthews: Ugh, who knows where that screwdriver has been! All the infections that Priceless is going to have…
Daniel Knight: Now’s not the time to be worrying about infections and whatnot!
Priceless screams in pain as Needles twists and turns and digs and shoves the screwdriver into the forehead, which just causes more blood to flow! Needles hooks Priceless by his nose as blood covers his face!
Alecia Matthews: What a gruesome sight!
Despite being a bloodied and battered mess, Priceless isn’t giving up! He elbows Needles’ in the bloody gut repeatedly, soaking his elbow in the blood of his opponent. One final elbow shot stuns Needles, freeing Priceless in the process. His leg is still asleep however, so he slowly crawls over to the corner and uses the ropes to help himself up. He smacks, pinches, does whatever he needs to in order to revive his right leg. The mangled Needles starts to get up, with the butterfly knife in one hand and the rusty screwdriver in the other. The madman lunges at Priceless but he manages to hold him off! The two men fighting for a position of power and control.
Needles stabs the turnbuckle pad, as Priceless swiftly moves out of the way! Spinning back fist by Needles but Priceless ducks, forearms shots to the back of his opponent! With his good leg, Priceless hits Needles with Pricecheck! He falls backwards, slumped in the corner!
Daniel Knight: Pricecheck! Pricecheck! Pricecheck!
Priceless falls down as well but he’s starting to get feeling back in the right leg. He smacks it, extending it outwards as to get the blood flowing. The blood from the cuts on his face continues to drip down to his chiseled chest and getting lost with the red gloss of his tights. He gets back up, some feeling in his leg and grabs the downed Needles by his ripped shirt and hurls him across the ring – landing the barbed wire board! It doesn’t break! Like prey caught in a spider’s web, Needles screams in pain as the sharp tips of the barbed wire are pierce his flesh; arms, back and legs!
Alecia Matthews: He’s stuck on the barbed wire! That isn’t good!
Daniel Knight: Needles is essentially a sitting duck for Priceless!
Needles tries grabbing the razor-sharp wire, but he flinches at the pain! Priceless looks over at him and smiles. He limps over to the barbed wire board – and flips it over, sandwiching Needles between the board and the mat! Priceless then stands on top of the board, adding more weight as it slowly crushes Needles! All that heard are screams of agony!
Alecia Matthews: Priceless putting all of his body weight on top of that board!
Priceless hops off and turns the board over, Needles has scratches all over his exposed limbs and deep puncture wounds. He’s twitching, Needles gritting his teeth, staring a hole right through Priceless, who has the higher ground. Grabbing him by his hair, Priceless slowly pulls Needles off the barbed wire; his skin snapping once the wire is pulled out from his flesh and it stretches when it refuses to let go. Black tangled webs of Needles’ hair are caught in the razor-sharp wire, Priceless yanking as hard as he can! The wire is so sharp that it rips the remainder of Needles’ shirt, leaving him shirtless…and bloody. His body is shaking.
He manages to grab a steel chair from the outside as he leaves Needles to suffer. From behind, he swings the chair and drills him in his bloodied, scratched back! The chair has blood smeared across it! Priceless sees the mysterious black medicine bag and looks inside. His eyes grow wide upon seeing the broken piece of the tombstone of his brother. He holds it in his hands as if it were a baby bird.
Daniel Knight: Is he…talking to it!?!
Alecia Matthews: Well, there was a report of vandalism at the cemetery where Priceless’ brother is buried. I think Chris, somehow made a spiritual connection with it. Like he can feel his brother’s energy or something.
Daniel Knight: Well, it is no disqualification so outside interference is perfectly legal!
Alecia Matthews: Wha- I mean- oh, nevermind.
He grips the block until his knuckles are white. He stalks Needles who’s on his knees. He mouths a few expletives before whacking Needles on the back of his head with the block! He goes down but that doesn’t stop Priceless! He continues bashing Needles’ face in with the block; dark red blood pouring out of Needles’ face! The referee tries to stop him but Priceless shoves him down to the mat! Priceless continues to bludgeon the head of his opponent as blood drips from the block!
Chris Priceless: This is for my brother, you piece of –
Swiftly, Needles slashes Priceless across his gut – with another knife! A small gash, across his stomach! Needles then headbutts Priceless!
Alecia Matthews: How in the hell is Needles still moving!?
Needles’ face is a dark crimson mask with his teeth the only thing that isn’t red as he smiles. With the shiny silver bowie knife in hand, he makes his way over to Priceless. He grabs a broken piece of light tube on the way and digs the broken shards into the stomach, where he got cut!
Ryan “Needles” Payne: You like that, motherf***er???
Priceless grits his teeth as Needles digs the sharp broken glass deeper and deeper into his stomach! Blood drips from the circular cut as Needles then proceeds to twist it! Priceless yelps in pain! With his other hand, Needles takes the knife and carves into the left pectoralis!
Needles glides along Priceless’ flesh like a hot knife through butter, leaving a sloppy yet painful reminder on Chris Priceless forever: the letter ‘N’.
Alecia Matthews: A permanent mark from Needles.
Daniel Knight: This is insane!
Needles then kicks the broken light tubes into the stomach of Chris Priceless! He rolls out of the ring and grabs a fire extinguisher from under the ring!
SPRAY!
The oxygen in the air is cut off from Chris Priceless! Grabbing his stomach as to prevent his innards from falling out, he coughs again, struggling to breath! Needles drives the metal container into the face of his opponent, before choking Priceless with his boot in the corner! Priceless is spitting out phlegm and sounds of gurgling can be heard as he starts to turn purple!
Alecia Matthews: Okay, can we stop this now? Needles is trying to kill Chris Priceless!
Daniel Knight: LET THEM FIGHT. LET THEM FIGHT. LET THEM FIGHT.
Alecia Matthews: You’re sick.
The referee forces Needles off Priceless who rolls out of the ring, struggling to catch his breath. The referee goes to check on Priceless and just as he’s about to call the match off, Priceless grabs his arm –
Chris Priceless: Don’t. You. Dare!
He goes back to coughing up a lung again, the referee shakes his head in disbelief and allows the match to continue. Needles follows his opponent to the outside and drops the heavy extinguisher on Priceless’ back. He crawls towards the announce table before Needles bashes Priceless’ head against it!
Alecia Matthews: There’s blood everywhere!!
Priceless is slumped forward on the announce table as pools of blood begin to form on the announce table. Needles heads back inside the ring and looks inside the black medical bag and then he pulls out a clear plastic bag – and begins to suffocate Chris Priceless!
He struggles to breath, his arms flailing as the impending doom is imminent! Needles laughs maniacally as his knuckles turn white!
Alecia Matthews: Ref, do your damn job! Needles is trying to kill his opponent!
Daniel Knight: That’s why it’s called a deathmatch. Besides, how many times are you going to say that?
Alecia Matthews: You’re awful.
The referee tries to get in between the two but Needles will not let go! Priceless whips his leg back, kicking his opponent in the safety zone! Priceless catches his breath and zips past Needles and looks inside the medical bag. He pulls out another plastic bag, except this one is smaller with white powder inside.
And another!
Alecia Matthews: For the first time, Needles is showing that he, indeed does feel pain!
Daniel Knight: I don’t care who you are – getting hit alongside the spine with a hammer is probably going to hurt like hell!
Needles contorts his body, hurting from those potentially deadly hammer shots. Priceless struggles to get up, favoring his right knee from the hammer shot earlier and limps over to towards the crowd. He signals an audience member to hand him their drink, so he can wash the remnants of the pepper spray. The fan does so.
Priceless splashes his face with the fans drink, which helps restore his vision.
Alecia Matthews: This whole time, Priceless was fighting off pure instinct! Incredible.
Now that he’s able to see, somewhat better Priceless walks back to the downed Needles and watches him crawl away, heading towards the ring. Priceless seems to be enjoying watching Needles in pain as he smirks. He walks in front of the crawling Needles and gets down on all fours, mocking Needles before slamming his hand with the hammer, crushing it, possibly breaking a bone or two! Needles lets out an agonizing scream!
Daniel Knight: I could have sworn I heard a crunching sound…
Priceless uses the claw side of the hammer and digs it underneath Needles’ nostrils, guiding him back to his feet. He’ just toying with him at this point. Once he’s up, Priceless irish whips Needles into the steel ring steps! He walks over to Christa Adina and asks for her chair. She too accepts the rhetorical proposition. Steel chair in hand, Priceless walks over to his opponent, who’s slumped over the steel ring steps. He raises the chair above his head and slams it onto Needles’ back, crushing him in between the ring steps!
He does it again, just for good measure.
Unsatisfied with the punishment he is unleashing on Needles, he hunches down to look for some plunder under the ring.
He pulls out an cheese grater.
Alecia Matthews: Why the hell is there a cheese grater underneath the ring?
Daniel Knight: Why wouldn’t there be a cheese grater under there? For all we know, there’s light tubes and barbed wire boards down there as well.
He walks over to Needles, gets behind him and sticks the grater right in his face! That alone is painful but when Priceless starts grinding Needles’ face with it – the crowd groans! Priceless, however is loving it! He moves the grater up and down, tearing pieces of Needles’ face with each motion. With fast motions, Needles’ screams get louder! The referee has no choice but to look away.
Alecia Matthews: What…what are those tiny white spots that are coming out of the grater….?
Daniel Knight: It’s not cheese…
Alecia Matthews: Oh God…..
Needles falls face first on the mat outside as Priceless turns the grater around to look at the result. The grater has spots of blood all over it with tiny pieces of ripped flesh plugging the holes. Needles covers his face, writhing in pain. Priceless grabs Needles from behind and again, uses the cheese grater across the forehead – right next to the reddish, ground beef looking side of Needles’ face! Priceless is digging the spikes of the grater deep into his forehead and pulling it down his face as slow as possible! Needles then lowblows Priceless, a completely legal move in this type of match. The cameramen manage to catch the aftermath of the cheese grater on Needles’ face – pieces of ripped flesh are hanging off the side of his face with open wounds, all dripping blood on the right side of his face.
Alecia Matthews: That is gnarly!
Daniel Knight: There’s pieces of skin literally hanging by a thread off Needles’ face.
Needles gently pats his face as to feel what remains. His eyes widen once he feels the loose pieces of skin on his shredded face and then it turns into rage. He starts to breath heavily, gritting his yellow teeth and looks under the ring for more instruments of violence. He pulls out a sturdy barbed wire board and a pair of light tubes that are taped together.
Daniel Knight: See? I told you!
Needles takes the weapons with him inside the ring. He places the barbed wire board across one of the corners. Priceless makes his way back to the ring as well, although there’s still pain in his lower extremities. Needles waits for him to roll back inside the ring where he immediately pounces! Clubbing blows to the back, the scrappy Needles climbs on top of Priceless and does whatever he can to inflict pain on his opponent, albeit looking awkward and clumsy. He backs off Priceless and grabs the light tubes.
He goes to slam them down atop of Priceless, but he kicks him in the gut, dropping the light tubes. Priceless then goes to ram Needles back first into the barbed wire board but he plants his combat boots firmly into the mat, preventing such a thing from happening. Needles clubs away at the back of his opponent before tossing him aside. He grabs the light tubes again and goes to drop them on Priceless, but he grabs Needles’ arms and the two men jockey for position! Priceless headbutts Needles, causing him to lose grip on the light tubes! Priceless grabs Needles’ shirt and tears it in half, exposing his bare chest. With the light tubes in hand, Priceless swings around and – SMASH!
Daniel Knight: Mercury smoke! Don’t breathe this!
A big puff of smoke emerges as white fragments appear to be stuck on Needles’ stomach! Shards of glass are everywhere; in the ring, on the floor outside, some pieces even flew into the crowd! Needles crumbles to his knees, as small droplets of blood fall from his gut. Priceless capitalizes on this and wraps Needles’ head under his arm – going for The Red-Eve!
Alecia Matthews: A Red-Eve after that shot to the gut might be enough to put an end to this madness!
Daniel Knight: Needles barely flinched after that shot! I think this is just the tip of the iceberg!
Again, Needles plants his boots into mat, preventing Priceless from hitting the deadly move! Suddenly, Priceless yelps in pain, letting go of the hold. Needles scurries away as the cameraman catches the source of Priceless’ pain – a syringe, lodged into his thigh!
Alecia Matthews: A syringe?!
Daniel Knight: Needles literally threatened to kill Chris Priceless at El Grito de Dolores. Him trying to….drug his opponent doesn’t surprise me.
Priceless yanks the syringe out as his right leg suddenly gives out! Needles starts to laugh!
Alecia Matthews: There must have been some sort of paralyzing agent in the syringe!
Daniel Knight: Needles wants to make sure that Priceless isn’t able to leave the ring under his own power!
Priceless smacks his leg, trying to resurrect it but to no avail. He shows zero fear however as he stares at Needles, who’s taunting him. With Priceless nowhere to go, this allows Needles to walk over to the black medicine bag where he pulls out a butterfly knife.
Daniel Knight: Of course, he has a knife!
Alecia Matthews: I don’t like where this is heading.
Still, no fear in the eyes of Chris Priceless. Needles then looks in the bag for something else – where he pulls out a lighter and…a picture of Chris and his brother! Priceless’ expression changes, drastically. Without hesitation, Needles holds the picture above the flame of the lighter – setting it on fire! Priceless is enraged! He tries crawling over towards Needles, but his dead leg prevents him from doing so. Needles drops the burning picture on the mat just as he walks over and stomps on Priceless’ hand!
Daniel Knight: Payback from earlier!
Needles walks over behind Priceless and holds his head up, locking his arms between his legs – so he can slice the top of his forehead with the black butterfly knife! Needles is really digging the serrated edge into the flesh of his opponent, slicing as slow as possible! Priceless grits his death as blood starts to trickle down his face. Needles has the look of a madman, looking to be enjoying this. It’s a gruesome as Needles carves into Priceless’ forehead like a pumpkin but he isn’t done. Reaching into his pocket, he pulls out a screwdriver! A rusty one, at that.
He takes the pointed end of the screwdriver and digs it into the cut forehead of Priceless, trying to get under his skin. Literally.
Alecia Matthews: Ugh, who knows where that screwdriver has been! All the infections that Priceless is going to have…
Daniel Knight: Now’s not the time to be worrying about infections and whatnot!
Priceless screams in pain as Needles twists and turns and digs and shoves the screwdriver into the forehead, which just causes more blood to flow! Needles hooks Priceless by his nose as blood covers his face!
Alecia Matthews: What a gruesome sight!
Despite being a bloodied and battered mess, Priceless isn’t giving up! He elbows Needles’ in the bloody gut repeatedly, soaking his elbow in the blood of his opponent. One final elbow shot stuns Needles, freeing Priceless in the process. His leg is still asleep however, so he slowly crawls over to the corner and uses the ropes to help himself up. He smacks, pinches, does whatever he needs to in order to revive his right leg. The mangled Needles starts to get up, with the butterfly knife in one hand and the rusty screwdriver in the other. The madman lunges at Priceless but he manages to hold him off! The two men fighting for a position of power and control.
Needles stabs the turnbuckle pad, as Priceless swiftly moves out of the way! Spinning back fist by Needles but Priceless ducks, forearms shots to the back of his opponent! With his good leg, Priceless hits Needles with Pricecheck! He falls backwards, slumped in the corner!
Daniel Knight: Pricecheck! Pricecheck! Pricecheck!
Priceless falls down as well but he’s starting to get feeling back in the right leg. He smacks it, extending it outwards as to get the blood flowing. The blood from the cuts on his face continues to drip down to his chiseled chest and getting lost with the red gloss of his tights. He gets back up, some feeling in his leg and grabs the downed Needles by his ripped shirt and hurls him across the ring – landing the barbed wire board! It doesn’t break! Like prey caught in a spider’s web, Needles screams in pain as the sharp tips of the barbed wire are pierce his flesh; arms, back and legs!
Alecia Matthews: He’s stuck on the barbed wire! That isn’t good!
Daniel Knight: Needles is essentially a sitting duck for Priceless!
Needles tries grabbing the razor-sharp wire, but he flinches at the pain! Priceless looks over at him and smiles. He limps over to the barbed wire board – and flips it over, sandwiching Needles between the board and the mat! Priceless then stands on top of the board, adding more weight as it slowly crushes Needles! All that heard are screams of agony!
Alecia Matthews: Priceless putting all of his body weight on top of that board!
Priceless hops off and turns the board over, Needles has scratches all over his exposed limbs and deep puncture wounds. He’s twitching, Needles gritting his teeth, staring a hole right through Priceless, who has the higher ground. Grabbing him by his hair, Priceless slowly pulls Needles off the barbed wire; his skin snapping once the wire is pulled out from his flesh and it stretches when it refuses to let go. Black tangled webs of Needles’ hair are caught in the razor-sharp wire, Priceless yanking as hard as he can! The wire is so sharp that it rips the remainder of Needles’ shirt, leaving him shirtless…and bloody. His body is shaking.
He manages to grab a steel chair from the outside as he leaves Needles to suffer. From behind, he swings the chair and drills him in his bloodied, scratched back! The chair has blood smeared across it! Priceless sees the mysterious black medicine bag and looks inside. His eyes grow wide upon seeing the broken piece of the tombstone of his brother. He holds it in his hands as if it were a baby bird.
Daniel Knight: Is he…talking to it!?!
Alecia Matthews: Well, there was a report of vandalism at the cemetery where Priceless’ brother is buried. I think Chris, somehow made a spiritual connection with it. Like he can feel his brother’s energy or something.
Daniel Knight: Well, it is no disqualification so outside interference is perfectly legal!
Alecia Matthews: Wha- I mean- oh, nevermind.
He grips the block until his knuckles are white. He stalks Needles who’s on his knees. He mouths a few expletives before whacking Needles on the back of his head with the block! He goes down but that doesn’t stop Priceless! He continues bashing Needles’ face in with the block; dark red blood pouring out of Needles’ face! The referee tries to stop him but Priceless shoves him down to the mat! Priceless continues to bludgeon the head of his opponent as blood drips from the block!
Chris Priceless: This is for my brother, you piece of –
Swiftly, Needles slashes Priceless across his gut – with another knife! A small gash, across his stomach! Needles then headbutts Priceless!
Alecia Matthews: How in the hell is Needles still moving!?
Needles’ face is a dark crimson mask with his teeth the only thing that isn’t red as he smiles. With the shiny silver bowie knife in hand, he makes his way over to Priceless. He grabs a broken piece of light tube on the way and digs the broken shards into the stomach, where he got cut!
Ryan “Needles” Payne: You like that, motherf***er???
Priceless grits his teeth as Needles digs the sharp broken glass deeper and deeper into his stomach! Blood drips from the circular cut as Needles then proceeds to twist it! Priceless yelps in pain! With his other hand, Needles takes the knife and carves into the left pectoralis!
Needles glides along Priceless’ flesh like a hot knife through butter, leaving a sloppy yet painful reminder on Chris Priceless forever: the letter ‘N’.
Alecia Matthews: A permanent mark from Needles.
Daniel Knight: This is insane!
Needles then kicks the broken light tubes into the stomach of Chris Priceless! He rolls out of the ring and grabs a fire extinguisher from under the ring!
SPRAY!
The oxygen in the air is cut off from Chris Priceless! Grabbing his stomach as to prevent his innards from falling out, he coughs again, struggling to breath! Needles drives the metal container into the face of his opponent, before choking Priceless with his boot in the corner! Priceless is spitting out phlegm and sounds of gurgling can be heard as he starts to turn purple!
Alecia Matthews: Okay, can we stop this now? Needles is trying to kill Chris Priceless!
Daniel Knight: LET THEM FIGHT. LET THEM FIGHT. LET THEM FIGHT.
Alecia Matthews: You’re sick.
The referee forces Needles off Priceless who rolls out of the ring, struggling to catch his breath. The referee goes to check on Priceless and just as he’s about to call the match off, Priceless grabs his arm –
Chris Priceless: Don’t. You. Dare!
He goes back to coughing up a lung again, the referee shakes his head in disbelief and allows the match to continue. Needles follows his opponent to the outside and drops the heavy extinguisher on Priceless’ back. He crawls towards the announce table before Needles bashes Priceless’ head against it!
Alecia Matthews: There’s blood everywhere!!
Priceless is slumped forward on the announce table as pools of blood begin to form on the announce table. Needles heads back inside the ring and looks inside the black medical bag and then he pulls out a clear plastic bag – and begins to suffocate Chris Priceless!
He struggles to breath, his arms flailing as the impending doom is imminent! Needles laughs maniacally as his knuckles turn white!
Alecia Matthews: Ref, do your damn job! Needles is trying to kill his opponent!
Daniel Knight: That’s why it’s called a deathmatch. Besides, how many times are you going to say that?
Alecia Matthews: You’re awful.
The referee tries to get in between the two but Needles will not let go! Priceless whips his leg back, kicking his opponent in the safety zone! Priceless catches his breath and zips past Needles and looks inside the medical bag. He pulls out another plastic bag, except this one is smaller with white powder inside.
Needles sees that, and the two men fight for control of the bag!
Alecia Matthews: What is that?
Daniel Knight: Something worth fighting for?
Alecia Matthews: ………
Priceless drops the bag after Needles rakes the eyes! He scoops an handful and throws it in Priceless’ face! He screams!
Alecia Matthews: Is that…salt??
Daniel Knight: That explains why Priceless is yelling right now!
He then throws more salt at Priceless, getting in every crevice and cut on Priceless’ body! His body seizes up, Priceless falls down to the floor like a tree after being cut down! He starts to shake, his hands twitching as a sharp burning sensation has taken over his entire body! Needles then grabs two tables from under the ring and sets them up next to each other inside the ring. He finds some gasoline under the ring as well, coats the tables with a generous amount and sets them ablaze!
Daniel Knight: THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
Alecia Matthews: We have seen just about everything in this match!
Needles grabs Priceless and throws him back inside the ring. He goes to pick up his opponent before Priceless manages to grab some leftover salt and throws it in the face of Needles!
The sheer look of pain on Needles’ face says it all!
Priceless kicks his opponent in the midsection and sends his opponent – as well as himself through the flaming tables with a Double A Spinebuster!
Alecia Matthews: Oh my God! OH MY GOD!!!
The crowd pops!
HOLY S***!
HOLY S***!
HOLY S***!
Needles’ back catches fire, as well as Priceless’ shirt! He stomps away at his burning opponent before the referee pours water onto Needles’ back, putting out the flames. Priceless takes his shirt off and throws it aside. He waits in the corner for Needles to get up….
He goes for the Pricecheck but Needles ducks underneath, sweeping the legs of Chris Priceless. He scurries to the outside and grabs the two baseball bats from earlier. With nothing else left in the tank, Needles swings away! With both bats in hand, he swings like a madman, with no concern as to where the wood lands! Priceless does his best to cover up but it isn’t enough. Whacks to the ribs, thighs and face stuns Priceless. Needles backs off as Priceless wobbles. Needles slowly raises both bat above his head as if he’s about to deal the killing blow. Priceless realizes his end, so he does what anyone would do the same situation: flip him off!
Chris Priceless: F*** YOU, MOTHERF***ER!!!!
Needles screams and bashes Priceless’ skull in, crushing his head in between the two bats! Dark red blood oozes out of Priceless’ head and ears, his face having no expression as he falls forward, appearing to be lifeless! Needles smiles as he watches his rival twitch and convulse, a pool of blood begins forming underneath Priceless!
Alecia Matthews: That’s it, he’s dead! Stop this match, ref!!!
The referee checks on Priceless, who isn’t responding and calls the match off!
DING! DING! DING!
Christa Adina: Ladies and gentlemen, by decision of the referee, this match has been called off, making your winner…..Ryan “Needles” Payne!
Needles continues to beat on the body of Chris Priceless, but he isn’t responding. The referee tries to stop him but gets his head crushed between two bats for his trouble!
Alecia Matthews: Okay, Needles has gone too far! Somebody stop him!!!
He then touches the pool of blood forming underneath Priceless’ body – and paints his face in the blood of his opponent. WFWF security has surrounded the ring. Needles then crouches down by Priceless’ body and with the butterfly knife from earlier, cuts a lock of blooded hair from his opponent!
Alecia Matthews: Now why in the hell is Needles doing that???
Daniel Knight: It’s like he’s keeping a memento of his victim or something.
He takes the hair and puts in the black medical bag. He picks up the two bloodied baseball bats and calmly leaves the ring-
Daniel Knight: Looks like Needles is…satisfied.
Alecia Matthews: Somebody please check on Chris Priceless! He hasn’t moved this whole time!
WFWF officials and medical staff rush to the ring as Needles calmly walks past them with a big smile on his face. The ring is covered in blood, there’s a dark red puddle underneath the lifeless body of Chris Priceless. The officials turn him over and he’s out, the whole left side of his body just painted with his own blood. They call for a stretcher.
Alecia Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, we will keep you updated on Chris Priceless’ condition as soon as we hear anything.
The sheet is immediately stained with blood as Priceless is loaded up and hauled away to the back as quickly as possible. Various members of the crowd watch on with looks of concern.
Alecia Matthews: What is that?
Daniel Knight: Something worth fighting for?
Alecia Matthews: ………
Priceless drops the bag after Needles rakes the eyes! He scoops an handful and throws it in Priceless’ face! He screams!
Alecia Matthews: Is that…salt??
Daniel Knight: That explains why Priceless is yelling right now!
He then throws more salt at Priceless, getting in every crevice and cut on Priceless’ body! His body seizes up, Priceless falls down to the floor like a tree after being cut down! He starts to shake, his hands twitching as a sharp burning sensation has taken over his entire body! Needles then grabs two tables from under the ring and sets them up next to each other inside the ring. He finds some gasoline under the ring as well, coats the tables with a generous amount and sets them ablaze!
Daniel Knight: THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
Alecia Matthews: We have seen just about everything in this match!
Needles grabs Priceless and throws him back inside the ring. He goes to pick up his opponent before Priceless manages to grab some leftover salt and throws it in the face of Needles!
The sheer look of pain on Needles’ face says it all!
Priceless kicks his opponent in the midsection and sends his opponent – as well as himself through the flaming tables with a Double A Spinebuster!
Alecia Matthews: Oh my God! OH MY GOD!!!
The crowd pops!
HOLY S***!
HOLY S***!
HOLY S***!
Needles’ back catches fire, as well as Priceless’ shirt! He stomps away at his burning opponent before the referee pours water onto Needles’ back, putting out the flames. Priceless takes his shirt off and throws it aside. He waits in the corner for Needles to get up….
He goes for the Pricecheck but Needles ducks underneath, sweeping the legs of Chris Priceless. He scurries to the outside and grabs the two baseball bats from earlier. With nothing else left in the tank, Needles swings away! With both bats in hand, he swings like a madman, with no concern as to where the wood lands! Priceless does his best to cover up but it isn’t enough. Whacks to the ribs, thighs and face stuns Priceless. Needles backs off as Priceless wobbles. Needles slowly raises both bat above his head as if he’s about to deal the killing blow. Priceless realizes his end, so he does what anyone would do the same situation: flip him off!
Chris Priceless: F*** YOU, MOTHERF***ER!!!!
Needles screams and bashes Priceless’ skull in, crushing his head in between the two bats! Dark red blood oozes out of Priceless’ head and ears, his face having no expression as he falls forward, appearing to be lifeless! Needles smiles as he watches his rival twitch and convulse, a pool of blood begins forming underneath Priceless!
Alecia Matthews: That’s it, he’s dead! Stop this match, ref!!!
The referee checks on Priceless, who isn’t responding and calls the match off!
DING! DING! DING!
Christa Adina: Ladies and gentlemen, by decision of the referee, this match has been called off, making your winner…..Ryan “Needles” Payne!
Needles continues to beat on the body of Chris Priceless, but he isn’t responding. The referee tries to stop him but gets his head crushed between two bats for his trouble!
Alecia Matthews: Okay, Needles has gone too far! Somebody stop him!!!
He then touches the pool of blood forming underneath Priceless’ body – and paints his face in the blood of his opponent. WFWF security has surrounded the ring. Needles then crouches down by Priceless’ body and with the butterfly knife from earlier, cuts a lock of blooded hair from his opponent!
Alecia Matthews: Now why in the hell is Needles doing that???
Daniel Knight: It’s like he’s keeping a memento of his victim or something.
He takes the hair and puts in the black medical bag. He picks up the two bloodied baseball bats and calmly leaves the ring-
Daniel Knight: Looks like Needles is…satisfied.
Alecia Matthews: Somebody please check on Chris Priceless! He hasn’t moved this whole time!
WFWF officials and medical staff rush to the ring as Needles calmly walks past them with a big smile on his face. The ring is covered in blood, there’s a dark red puddle underneath the lifeless body of Chris Priceless. The officials turn him over and he’s out, the whole left side of his body just painted with his own blood. They call for a stretcher.
Alecia Matthews: Ladies and gentlemen, we will keep you updated on Chris Priceless’ condition as soon as we hear anything.
The sheet is immediately stained with blood as Priceless is loaded up and hauled away to the back as quickly as possible. Various members of the crowd watch on with looks of concern.