The Hardcore Championship (Pic Fed)

As all the previous matches were lost with my old Instagram, here are the summaries of the initial title changes:

-Virgil the Janitor won the title after discovering the belt in a trash can. He was quickly pinned by Rico.
-Rico was immediately attacked by Tommaso Ciampa, who threw him head first into a wall. He then pinned Rico for the belt.
-Ciampa did not have long to revel in his victory, as an Orange/Silver Ladder fell on, and pinned him.
-A few hours later, Randy Orton snuck up on the Orange/Silver Ladder and planted it with an RKO, and subsequently pinned it for the belt.
-The Big Show then KO'd Orton with a single punch, pinning him for the belt.
-Later, as Show went to leave the arena, a crazed Ciampa ran him over. He forced the referee to make a three count, before fleeing the arena.
-The following day, Gene Okerlund tried to interview Ciampa, who promptly shoved him to the floor. Incensed, Okerlund rolled Ciampa up to win the belt.
-Later, after pretending to admire Okerlund's new belt, ring announcer Howard Finkel rolled his friend up to steal the belt.
-Finkel then attempted to run, but tripped and fell head first into a trash can. He scrambled back up, trapped in the can, and ran into a pile of chairs. A red chair landed on top of him, pinning him for the belt.
-The Red Steel Chair enjoyed a brief title run, until Bobby Heenan needed to sit down for a rest, unknowingly winning the belt as a result.
-Gorilla Monsoon was less than impressed, and German suplexed Heenan into a bridge pin to win the belt.
-Later, the fourth incarnation of the Time Lord known as the Doctor appeared backstage. After inadvertently upsetting Monsoon, the latter tripped over the former's scarf. The Doctor checked to make sure Monsoon was OK, but inadvertently pinned him for the belt.
-Thanos then appeared, and floored the Doctor with a single punch. He then pinned him with his foot to win the belt.
-Chewbacca showed up, and shot Thanos with his blaster - killing him - and won the belt via a decision of murder.
-Samoa Joe then choked Chewbacca out with the Coquina Clutch to win the belt.
-The following day, Ciampa and Joe had a sanctioned Hardcore match for the belt. After Joe defeated Ciampa to retain, Xavier Woods crawled out from under the ring and rolled him up for the belt.
-Woods headed backstage to celebrate with his New Day brothers, Kofi quickly rolled him up for the belt. Big E then rolled Kofi up for the belt, before Woods did the same to him to reclaim it. Woods proclaimed that there were snakes everywhere before fleeing into the night.
-Woods was then kidnapped by Bray Wyatt and the Bludgeon Brothers. Wyatt claimed the title for himself, but kept Woods a prisoner.
-Braun Strowman helped Kofi and Big E to find the Wyatt Compound, which led to a violent battle with Wyatt and the Bludgeon Brothers. Woods reclaimed the belt, before fleeing the Compound.
-After arriving back at the arena, Woods vowed to surrender the belt to the first person he saw - which just happened to be Ciampa.
-From its fall, the Soda Machine became faulty and wouldn't dispense drinks. So Virgil the Janitor was called in to fix it. He laid the machine down to work on it, and unknowingly pinned it for the belt.
-Ciampa quickly regained the belt from the hapless janitor, but in trying to flee, was again rolled up by Okerlund, who fled into the night with the belt.
-Ciampa waited for Okerlund the following day, planning to hit him in the head with his crutch - only to be informed by the referee that Okerlund had gone on vacation.
-Okerlund returned, refreshed from his holiday, and relinquished the belt back to Ciampa, stating that he wanted to put their feud behind them. Ciampa - speechless - accepted.
-Ciampa later got in his car to leave the arena, when he was confronted by the Big Boss Man, who sweared to make his life a living hell from now on. Ciampa drove off into the night, and never returned...

We're back! Sadly, all of the previous title matches are lost with my old IG account - but those are the breaks! I've edited the old posts with written summaries of the title changes, and the new ones I'm backing up so this doesn't happen again. My new IG handle is thetoysthatwrestle for anyone who's interested.

"You know, the Boss Man may be upset he lost the title but his mother has enough trophies from her hardcore work to last them a lifetime!"
"WILL YOU BE SERIOUS!?"