taker
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Post by taker on Oct 5, 2019 15:28:28 GMT -5
sorry lad's wrong picture that's mine,I know what use are thinking. volleyed it didn't i across the room cos it's crap, went wrong somewere,He got is own back though ya seeds eveywere
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taker
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Post by taker on Oct 7, 2019 14:03:14 GMT -5
Didn't have "trick or teat" here when i was a kid seen it on telly in america. We had duck apple night with roast chestnuts not a sweet in sight. Mum god bless her would fill the kitchen sink bowl up with freezing cold wate tie your hands behind your back christ it was like medieval water boarding.Didn't even want a fking apple wanted a mars bar. it is nice though seen the kids all dressed up all excited getting sweets.I didn't get sweets just a head cold and a clip round the ear for wanting a mars bar and saying those americans get sweets why can't we O and your never satisfied you.
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Post by CM Poor on Oct 7, 2019 14:20:23 GMT -5
Submitted for the approval of the OFFICIAL HALLOWEEN 2019 THREAD, this weekend in my travels, I visited a very sp00ky residential housing complex:
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Post by Stuart? on Oct 7, 2019 15:13:59 GMT -5
I'll probably have more of a subdued kinda facepaint thing going on this year. Last year I went all out with a Marty McFly costume then I turned up to the party and I felt like Cady Heron in Mean Girls hahah. Might do Joker paint from the new movie but I'm not 100% decided yet.
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Post by Valbroski on Oct 7, 2019 17:14:59 GMT -5
CM Poor I appreciated the nod to are you afraid of to dark
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Post by rKoNomad316 on Oct 7, 2019 21:58:58 GMT -5
This thread is scary. My costume this year is Billy. A guy that loves Vettes. Last year I was a truck driver.
A small town about 50 miles from where I live turns the whole town into a haunted ghost town. You take the tour for 30-40 mins with lots of jump scares, creepy looking things all around. I go every year.
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Post by Valbroski on Oct 13, 2019 19:19:00 GMT -5
I thought this was cool, especially what he did for the eyes.
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Post by taker on Oct 15, 2019 11:56:09 GMT -5
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Post by Charabro on Oct 15, 2019 12:43:34 GMT -5
Is general william howe actually Hexus in a halloween disguise?
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Post by Valbroski on Oct 15, 2019 17:32:14 GMT -5
Is general william howe actually Hexus in a halloween disguise? hollywood hexus?
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Post by taker on Oct 27, 2019 6:01:10 GMT -5
Ok I need to make a statement, it's come to my attention that a number of people have been pm-ing me pack it in, upset that I didn't get any sweets, offering to send me some listen lads I'm grown up now I don't eat bloody sweets , I appreciate it and all that , if you want to send me something, bottle of whiskey o and don't insult me with the cheap crap, and for the record I did get sweets just not for halloween The 5'th of November is nearly apon us bombfire night. Guy Fawkes for use people not from "Great Britain" I suppose he's like Lee Harvey Oswald. you know an assassin . Now I don't know why he pulled the trigger or if he even did grassy knoll theorie mafia cuban missile crisis my moneys on those sneaky russian pigs The only difference Guy went after a King were lee a President, as that great philosopher once said well why not a President. That's probably why we burn a effigy every year for over 400 years . Treason you don't go after Kings so they remind us every year Back on to Halloween Iliked it back then think it's better now with " Trick of Treat" /party's /people decorating their houses, but for me I sooner have bombfire nignt to weeks before we made a guy, then go penny for the guying out side of pubbs / shops , serious money lads when your a kid, could buy sweets, but I'd always give most of it to my parents, my mates would always buy fireworks, rockets/bangers, I thought they were just a waste of money , plus I could see their's going off , also I didn't like cos are estate , council lads we didn't own half of England was like bloody "Shock and Awe" on the run up to the big day, my two dogs Tara/Zoe Dobermans , Zoe was a nervous dog so wasn't good for her, I wanted male one's and call them Zeus / Apollo, but me dad said bitchs are more loyal ,get to the bloody end, the bombfire eating jacket potatoes outside cooked in it with butter pinch of salt , you just can't beat it scrap that it's not like Lee it's more like 4th July, when use told the King to do one. it didn't bother me burning one of me own you know catholic cash is King when your a kid, plus I don't buy into that stuff , just a form of control, and I love the romans . I'd have done him cos he's a King not cos he's a prosedag
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Post by Valbroski on Oct 27, 2019 12:28:18 GMT -5
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Post by taker on Oct 27, 2019 14:41:09 GMT -5
I've never been so insulted in all my life,well they were right on the uk board those americans don't know real talent when they see it. Screech lad can you please withdraw my pumpkin from the competition I've only been accused of copying mimicking somebody else I can assure you that pumpkin is all my own artistry but the damage is done. I'm taking my ball and going sorry I'm taking my pumpkin and going home, no doubt they will be saying that I copyed that saying from somebody to
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Post by taker on Oct 27, 2019 15:49:17 GMT -5
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Post by Focalin on Oct 27, 2019 16:04:34 GMT -5
I think for halloween i'm going to wear a matching outfit with my girlfriend, with her wearing a sign that says "Instagram" and I have a sign that'll read "Real life"..
with her long orange hair, and my long red hair, i think it'll work.
then'll we'll murder children
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Post by Valbroski on Oct 28, 2019 10:56:30 GMT -5
I’m also withdrawing from the pumpkin contest. I know I didn’t enter but still.
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Post by taker on Oct 30, 2019 13:55:53 GMT -5
That's a shame lad, cos you could have borrowed mine, we could have split the prize money there is prize money right! 60/40 to you,well it is my pumpkin.Trouble is he's gone missing ya don't understand it I thought it might be one of use Americans at first, he was last seen on top of my wheelie bin at the front of the house, had to hire a private detective in the end ya cos when I phoned the bizzies and told them he's gone missing they told me to piss off and stop wasting there time ya then he said DO YOU HAVE A AMERICAN PIT BULL, you know I do? IS IT BLACK, you know it is ? WELL WE'VE JUST HAD A REPORT IN THAT IT'S CHASING A POSTMAN DOWN ANFIELD ROAD ON A BIKE, have ya, well that's not my dog cos my dog doesn't have a bike and slamed the phone down , cheeky b--tard weres he think my dogs getting the money to buy a bike. He's good though ya got a major lead , get on this he thinks the binmen may have taken him I know maddness and the motive ransom? no thought it was my garbbage, well I phoned the council right away to get some sense out of it, give it to them you know that cost me £4 and 10 mins of my time so you better get him back here right away or I'll be writing a stern letter to my local mp on the matter, he said it's to late lad probably been crushed in the bin truck, I said that's inpossible ,he said how'd you know that, cos he's already been crushed I volleyed him across the kitchen last week.
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Post by CM Poor on Oct 30, 2019 14:31:52 GMT -5
Someone stole the sugar pumpkin my four year old picked out at the farm right off of my front stoop, so Halloween is hereby cancelled.
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Post by Retrospect on Oct 31, 2019 21:04:50 GMT -5
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Post by JC Motors on Nov 1, 2019 6:13:32 GMT -5
I'm surprised that nobody at work dressed up for Halloween. Then again I work at a car dealership. Where I used to work some people would dress up for Halloween.
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