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Post by Valbroski on Jan 5, 2020 20:32:43 GMT -5
Edge hooked me up and tossed his shirt to me.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2020 2:08:22 GMT -5
WEWIE I just thought of another one, and boy, it's a doozy! Years ago, I lived *clap clap clap clap* deep in the heart of Texas. This all kinda happened when I was about 8, and this kid (who also subbed as my best friend L O L) used to swear up and down that he was the creator of Sonic the Hedgehog. Let that sink in. Now, before you get ahead of yourself, I'll just go ahead and confirm that no, I was not best friends with Naoto Ohshima when I was 8 years old. I was best friends with a fellow white, middle class, suburbanite 8 year old with a vivid imagination and (and this is the kicker) sh*t drawing skills. One day my third grade class challenged him, as the sole creator of the character, to just draw the thing. An hour long sketch turned out a million excuses..."I'm drawing him with sunglasses". "He's wearing a hat". You know...any sort of cover you'd need to obscure the fact that you can't draw for sh*t. Eventually I moved away and I think he actually got into animation, but I'm fairly certain he still hasn't created any characters of pop-cultural renown. Don't mind me, just passing through but I just had to acknowledge The Three Stooges reference.
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Post by T R W on Jan 6, 2020 15:11:02 GMT -5
Usually whatever the latest thing the President has tweeted out each day is a never ending escalation of the biggest lie I have ever heard.
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Post by rkmo: Aviso de Diez Meses on Jan 6, 2020 15:18:28 GMT -5
Usually whatever the latest thing the President has tweeted out each day is a never ending escalation of the biggest lie I have ever heard. You done did it now...
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Post by layzie on Jan 6, 2020 21:05:06 GMT -5
santa
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Post by CM Poor on Jan 10, 2020 14:44:45 GMT -5
Edge hooked me up and tossed his shirt to me. A+ LIE IYAMWEWIE I just thought of another one, and boy, it's a doozy! Years ago, I lived *clap clap clap clap* deep in the heart of Texas. This all kinda happened when I was about 8, and this kid (who also subbed as my best friend L O L) used to swear up and down that he was the creator of Sonic the Hedgehog. Let that sink in. Now, before you get ahead of yourself, I'll just go ahead and confirm that no, I was not best friends with Naoto Ohshima when I was 8 years old. I was best friends with a fellow white, middle class, suburbanite 8 year old with a vivid imagination and (and this is the kicker) sh*t drawing skills. One day my third grade class challenged him, as the sole creator of the character, to just draw the thing. An hour long sketch turned out a million excuses..."I'm drawing him with sunglasses". "He's wearing a hat". You know...any sort of cover you'd need to obscure the fact that you can't draw for sh*t. Eventually I moved away and I think he actually got into animation, but I'm fairly certain he still hasn't created any characters of pop-cultural renown. Don't mind me, just passing through but I just had to acknowledge The Three Stooges reference. I wasn't making one. That song's been ingrained in my fabric following the seven long years I spent living in the Lone Star State.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2020 15:18:16 GMT -5
This was fun to read through, haha. I got a few, all from my childhood/teenage years ...
A friend's dad was kicker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. (We all live here -- and we all know who the Steelers' kickers are/were.)
This kid also tried out for the Harlem Globetrotters -- they said he was really good but too young to be on the team.
My other friend claimed that an alien was hanging out in his house one night. Apparently it just chilled in his bedroom while he was too drunk to ask it to leave.
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