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Post by w0rldwr3stlingsh0w on Mar 20, 2020 18:31:14 GMT -5
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Post by shanieomaniac on Mar 22, 2020 18:06:10 GMT -5
O...M...G...
I'm sorry, those were my important internal organs I just laughed out of existence.
This may be the funniest thing I have seen, in my entire life. I'm in tears, literal tears. I had to turn it off at the 2:23 mark because I straight up couldn't breathe.
I know this is supposed to be ragging the crap outta Shane, but I can't help it. This is just too good. Go after him. I mean it. Drag the **** outta him. The only part of what I watched that I couldn't get behind was the "Who did he sleep with" line because... eww. Unless you were referring to the Jobber, in which case that's fair. Other than that, as the only Shane fan on this entire dang site, I give my full approval of this.
I can't even pick a favorite part. It's just so wonderful. If I had to choose (from what I could survive watching) it's the "Wow! He's climbing to the top of the rather conveniently placed tall structure..." I also love that it's a random jobber that he can't beat. They feed him big names constantly, and somehow he ends up winning (or at least putting up a fight). I love how it's some random-a$$ jobber that's his kryptonite. Even more so because I think that's a Kane head, who was the one big name he never could manage to mount an offense against.
I cannot even imagine the work it took to make this absolute treasure. Great job. Thanks so much!
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Post by venomeratt on Mar 22, 2020 23:04:55 GMT -5
Thats some good sh*t right there. Well done haha
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Post by shanieomaniac on Mar 23, 2020 1:36:18 GMT -5
You know, one more thing on this.
If once, just once, assuming he ever does come back, they used that "Conveniently placed structure" bit rather than what they usually do, I'd die happy. I cannot tell you how completely sick I am with the following commentary/play by play...
Tall Structure: *Exists* Shane: *Looks up at tall structure* Michael Cole: What- What could he be thinking? What is he going to do now? Other commentators: Well, Michael, I don't know. [wrestler] is lying unconscious on the announce table, so anything could happen...
Me at home: YOU. IDIOTS. He is "Guy Who Jumps Off Sh*t". If you haven't figured out what he's going to do next by now, you obviously aren't paying attention. Did you hit your head sometime between his last match and this one?? I STFG...
Sorry. Idiotic play by play is a pet peeve of mine. They do this every week, there's no excuse for that level of kayfabe stupidity.
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Post by w0rldwr3stlingsh0w on Mar 25, 2020 7:16:58 GMT -5
Thanks so much, more attitude era spoofs to come.
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Post by czw4life on Mar 25, 2020 9:03:50 GMT -5
I like the hanging part lol
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Post by The Shiniest Wizard on Mar 25, 2020 9:20:20 GMT -5
This was absolutely amazing. I'm a #1 fan of the Jobber!
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Post by czw4life on Mar 26, 2020 15:40:28 GMT -5
commentary is gold!
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