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Post by J'Dinkalage Morgoone on Apr 19, 2021 14:53:34 GMT -5
Did you see him when he was still in the Canadian indies back in the ‘90s? Yeah, we’ve been friends for years. He even hooked me up and tossed his shirt to me at Extreme Rules 2010. I know people will argue the point or say he just tossed his shirt and it wasnt for me. But they are just haters. When was the last time babyface Edge or heel Edge ever tossed his shirt to the crowd? Regardless....in the end, I have it and thats that. did you fight a kid over it too? how about his cell phone number, do you have it too? XD
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Post by CM Poor on Apr 19, 2021 14:55:54 GMT -5
Wasn’t that CM Showstopper? No I’m Valbroski
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Post by Valbroski on Apr 19, 2021 15:02:33 GMT -5
I forgot my other one. Back in the 1940s I was stationed across seas, forced to fight fascism without choice under the harsh command of Washington and its military industrial complex. I punched about six and a half Nazis before my partners liberated the camps and watched the Soviets finished off the Axis Powers. I witnessed dark, dark things in Germany though. Destruction, decay, violence, horrible live polka music. I developed severe PTSD. I, Leo Lupton, then returned to North Carolina in ‘45 after the war was over, drowning my sorrows nightly in my liquid of choice, whisky. Finally I fell in love with a woman and moved her into my trailer; her name was Vickie Askew and she had a little runt kid, Vinnie Lupton (somehow I convinced him to take my last name). The kid and I would bicker day and night, him claiming that his real biological dad was a New York pro wrestling promoter named Vincent J. McMahon, and that he’d one day reunite with him, become a billionaire, take over the wrestling world, run many out of business, and destroy me and my covered trailer. ...that day never came. I still live with the kid, but we get along now and watch Taxi reruns. He knows wrestling well and claims that the guy who played Latka Gravas should’ve given “the business” a try. This story is full of usual tropes from Family Guy or South Park.
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Post by CM Poor on Apr 19, 2021 15:06:58 GMT -5
I forgot my other one. Back in the 1940s I was stationed across seas, forced to fight fascism without choice under the harsh command of Washington and its military industrial complex. I punched about six and a half Nazis before my partners liberated the camps and watched the Soviets finished off the Axis Powers. I witnessed dark, dark things in Germany though. Destruction, decay, violence, horrible live polka music. I developed severe PTSD. I, Leo Lupton, then returned to North Carolina in ‘45 after the war was over, drowning my sorrows nightly in my liquid of choice, whisky. Finally I fell in love with a woman and moved her into my trailer; her name was Vickie Askew and she had a little runt kid, Vinnie Lupton (somehow I convinced him to take my last name). The kid and I would bicker day and night, him claiming that his real biological dad was a New York pro wrestling promoter named Vincent J. McMahon, and that he’d one day reunite with him, become a billionaire, take over the wrestling world, run many out of business, and destroy me and my covered trailer. ...that day never came. I still live with the kid, but we get along now and watch Taxi reruns. He knows wrestling well and claims that the guy who played Latka Gravas should’ve given “the business” a try. This story is full of usual tropes from Family Guy or South Park. Not even a shred of surreal imagery. This one was bad.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2021 15:16:09 GMT -5
I forgot my other one. Back in the 1940s I was stationed across seas, forced to fight fascism without choice under the harsh command of Washington and its military industrial complex. I punched about six and a half Nazis before my partners liberated the camps and watched the Soviets finished off the Axis Powers. I witnessed dark, dark things in Germany though. Destruction, decay, violence, horrible live polka music. I developed severe PTSD. I, Leo Lupton, then returned to North Carolina in ‘45 after the war was over, drowning my sorrows nightly in my liquid of choice, whisky. Finally I fell in love with a woman and moved her into my trailer; her name was Vickie Askew and she had a little runt kid, Vinnie Lupton (somehow I convinced him to take my last name). The kid and I would bicker day and night, him claiming that his real biological dad was a New York pro wrestling promoter named Vincent J. McMahon, and that he’d one day reunite with him, become a billionaire, take over the wrestling world, run many out of business, and destroy me and my covered trailer. ...that day never came. I still live with the kid, but we get along now and watch Taxi reruns. He knows wrestling well and claims that the guy who played Latka Gravas should’ve given “the business” a try. This story is full of usual tropes from Family Guy or South Park. It's okay for me, Seth, Stone, and Parker gave me special permission.
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Post by CM Poor on Apr 19, 2021 15:19:24 GMT -5
Don't follow me, perv.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2021 15:21:08 GMT -5
Pervis Ellison, NBA legend? Where’d your last post go? I’m amazed that we had such similar things happen to us. It’s almost like...we were meant to be.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2021 15:22:10 GMT -5
This story is full of usual tropes from Family Guy or South Park. Not even a shred of surreal imagery. This one was bad. That’s just what a Connecticut billionaire would say who was disturbed to find that his abusive step-father follows him on a wrestling toy message board.
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Post by CM Poor on Apr 19, 2021 15:22:35 GMT -5
Pervis Ellison, NBA legend? Where’d your last post go? I’m amazed that we had such similar things happen to us. It’s almost like...we were meant to be. Someone complained that their thread was being ruined and got it deleted. It's a page back, brilliance.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2021 15:24:02 GMT -5
So I am from the same town as Mojo Rawley (Northern Virginia outside of DC), have a few small stories; back in my senior year of high school (when George W. Bush was getting ready to run a second time), I got really into politics and went around in a suit telling kids to vote for me for president in 2020. Just kind of a silly gag. In 2012 Mojo had gotten into the business, was connected to the Performance Center, NXT, the hype style, and I believe had already played in the NFL. He was doing undercard matches with WWE, but didn't live in our local area. I went into GNC and noticed he was working as a clerk. I introduced myself. Interestingly, he remembered me! I assumed the age gap would have gotten in the way, because I knew him from the NFL, didn’t remember him from high school. He was a junior when I was a senior; he brought up my whole running for POTUS schtick, and I was amazed. I bought some supplements and talked to him for a few minutes, cool little interaction. Later, I added him on Facebook and he made a post asking people to reply with their top memory of him, and I mentioned that whole story, and how I was amazed he remembered the "running for president" memory. He replied with, "I still do!" Thought that was cool. The coolest part of it was the December 2, 2019 RAW/Main Event taping in Nashville; he worked Cedric Alexander as part of Main Event, and I went down and was lucky enough to have a seat in the first couple rows. There was a spot where he walked up the ramp for a bit to get away from Cedric, and I walked over to the aisle and screamed, "Go Mojo, yeah!" I wasn't sure if he realized it was me when he looked over for 1/10 of a second, so I messaged him on FB after just for the hell of it with, "Did ya see me?" He replied, "I did, looked right at ya!" And I responded with, "Hell yeah, great match!" So anyway, that was pretty awesome. If you go back and watch Cedric/Mojo from the 12/05/19 edition of Main Event you can see the moment where it happened. Just to have gone to a show and sort of "interacted" during a match with a wrestler you kinda, kinda knew, is pretty cool. I did some really small level NFL reporting in my area in the 2010s, and his eighth girlfriend's dad owned the second franchise I announced for (they had broken up by the time I announced), and he was on several practice squads with friends of mine, but I never personally interviewed him in the NFL scene of Arizona. A good friend of mine in high school even paid for his initial trip to Green Bay, which I thought was pretty cool. So anyway, some of this post was just to tell this story, but I might as well add some part of it to give something for folks to reply with other than, "Cool!" Has anyone here ever grown up with any workers or known them before they got big? I know we're getting to the point that early WFigs kids are old enough to be "in the business," so I'm sure I'm far from the only one. Maybe some of you knew some folks in the NFL before they got big. I know Mojo is gone, but he hasn't been gone long, his old partner's girlfriend just got released, and his dad is probably employed, so hopefully this can remain in this board. Here it is! Yeah, so what are the odds? And both have even been released now. Do you think they ever met backstage and one was like “You’ll never guess what happened to me!” to the other? Holy crap.
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Post by CM Poor on Apr 19, 2021 15:25:07 GMT -5
Imagine thinking that someone else's abusive stepfather was comedy fodder, and then pedestalizing oneself as a paragon of virtue on a wrestling figure message board.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2021 15:28:08 GMT -5
Imagine thinking that someone else's abusive stepfather was comedy fodder, and then pedestalizing oneself as a paragon of virtue on a wrestling figure message board. Imagine coming up with a pretty damn entertaining Matt Bloom response, having a good-to-above-average nWo Cena avatar, and liking the greatest football team of the 2000s.
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Post by k5 on Apr 19, 2021 15:29:04 GMT -5
imagine taking a break from making so many threads
please
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Post by CM Poor on Apr 19, 2021 15:30:05 GMT -5
Imagine thinking that someone else's abusive stepfather was comedy fodder, and then pedestalizing oneself as a paragon of virtue on a wrestling figure message board. Imagine coming up with a pretty damn entertaining Matt Bloom response, having a good-to-above-average nWo Cena avatar, and liking the greatest football team of the 2000s. Imagine not having a response to being called out for thinking that someone else's abusive stepfather was comedy fodder, and then pedestalizing oneself as a paragon of virtue on a wrestling figure message board while not recognizing a well-known copypasta.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2021 15:33:42 GMT -5
Imagine coming up with a pretty damn entertaining Matt Bloom response, having a good-to-above-average nWo Cena avatar, and liking the greatest football team of the 2000s. Imagine not having a response to being called out for thinking that someone else's abusive stepfather was comedy fodder, and then pedestalizing oneself as a paragon of virtue on a wrestling figure message board while not recognizing a well-known copypasta. Correct on all fronts, but even if someone else wrote it it was creative of you to post it. I actually don’t have a problem with you, man. I enjoy your stuff and think you’re pretty funny. I don’t dislike you.
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Post by Valbroski on Apr 19, 2021 15:36:22 GMT -5
Correct on all fronts, but even if someone else wrote it it was creative of you to post it. I actually don’t have a problem with you, man. I enjoy your stuff and think you’re pretty funny. I don’t dislike you. I don't enjoy your stuff and don't think you’re pretty funny. I dislike you.
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Post by hbkbigdaddycool on Apr 19, 2021 15:37:22 GMT -5
Nothing can top some of these stories. Matt Bloom and Jack Perry stories are gold!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2021 15:47:13 GMT -5
Correct on all fronts, but even if someone else wrote it it was creative of you to post it. I actually don’t have a problem with you, man. I enjoy your stuff and think you’re pretty funny. I don’t dislike you. I don't enjoy your stuff and don't think you’re pretty funny. I dislike you. I’m sure you’ve come across a lot of negativity in your time on the planet, really sick, aggressive, mean people. And fakers who told you they liked you to your face but turned on you later. I understand your bitterness at the world. I’ve walked a total of zero miles in your shoes. If I were you I probably wouldn’t like me either. Do what you gotta do, at least you aren’t fake about it.
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Post by CM Poor on Apr 19, 2021 15:57:33 GMT -5
I don't enjoy your stuff and don't think you’re pretty funny. I dislike you. I’m sure you’ve come across a lot of negativity in your time on the planet, really sick, aggressive, mean people. And fakers who told you they liked you to your face but turned on you later. I understand your bitterness at the world. I’ve walked a total of zero miles in your shoes. If I were you I probably wouldn’t like me either. Do what you gotta do, at least you aren’t fake about it. You're not "the world", nor are you a psychologist. You're just an off-putting, obnoxious person with no self-awareness. Nice try, though.
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Post by Valbroski on Apr 19, 2021 16:00:31 GMT -5
Correct on all fronts, but even if someone else wrote it it was creative of you to post it. I actually don’t have a problem with you, man. I enjoy your stuff and think you’re pretty funny. I don’t dislike you. I don't enjoy your stuff and don't think you’re pretty funny. I dislike you.
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