If you were president, king or a queen....

No pants Thursdays.

I'd make it illegal to not take down your garage sale sign once it's over.
I'd set term limits for congress and the senate.
I'd create a cash rebate incentive to recycle old electronics.
I'd create the US Bureau of Morality.
I'd abolish the death tax.
I'd abolish inheritance taxes.
I'd Ban robocalls.
I'd make it mandatory to take down election signs when the election is over.
I'd abolish the 25 year old import rule making it free to import any car from any country.
I'd abolish the Chicken Tax which would allow foreign automakers to sell their light trucks here.
I would make temp work illegal.
I would make MTV Cancel and stop airing Ridiculousness.
I would break up Disney.
I would make it the law for former retail stores to be armed with alarm systems to stop thieves and vandalism.
I would make it illegal to be a Furry

Cyclists riding anywhere other than a velodrome would be fined and have their bike seized and destroyed.

Replace all backpacks with fanny packs.

I’d change Taco Tuesdays to Taco Thursdays.

I’d overrule any HOA rules I think are stupid.

Any new technology has to have more testing/better testing before being released. Also tech companies, retailers, etc I could overrule any item I think is stupid & overpriced. (Looking at you Apple)

I’d add more satellites/antenna boosters, cell towers, etc whatever is needed to make cell phone coverage better. (It’s 2021 I’m sick of spotty cell coverage.)

No more false advertising from companies. No more fine print on products.

Those that would like to go to college could do so with more affordable ways.

Gas prices could be no higher then a set price & would have to be cheap for a set amount of time as well.

Free health care.



Basically I get final say so in all aspects, especially when comes to important things.

Abolish the HOA
Create bureau to grade all the General Tsos chicken in the USA
Death Penalty for animal abuse by guillotine
National power of jiu jitsu gi’s prices
Disconnect Minnesota from the USA and make it into a island in the South Bound Atlantic
Be lined up by Firing squad for failure to use a turn signal
A law demanding WWE to reinstate its main storyline writers from the RA era
Law demanding more RA figures from Mattel; each elite series to include a new edge attire
National learning day that New Mexico is intact a us state
Abolishment of Algebra 2
Overhaul of us education system based on career studies when students reach high school

What odd rule would you put into effect immediately?

people who make the duck face in their profile pictures get the electric chair immediately.
sports athletes are paid the average family income.
walmart will no longer exist.
mom and pop stores will flourish
abolish the IRS, no more federal taxes
no more bike lanes. go to the park, you dont need the road jackass you can go to the park. 
if you rev your truck up while flying down a street for 0 reason, you will set off a detonator that immediately explodes. This ejects the driver into the air with a parachute that has "im an idiot" on it.

Thanks for saying this. I was worried people would think mine is stupid.

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