Two Surprises Coming Our Way??????

After watching a Facebook video where this very information was revealed weeks ago and discussed in the Upcoming Figure News Thread, I was actually thinking about this over dinner last night for so long that I almost missed my haircut appointment. When I was done getting my haircut, I decided I would contact my Uncle to see if he could help me figure it out since he travels to a lot of Walmarts and Targets for work and for a cousin of mine. He didn't have much time to talk so he said he would pick me up because he had to run to the Salinas Target and Walmart to look for this new superstar, not sure if you heard yet, called TA-MI-NA, for my cousin. I was hoping to see my cousin but we weren't able to pull her away from her Sega Genesis and she didn't have a babysitter for her cutie patootie Baby Yoda so she had to stay at home. Anywho, we finally get to the Salinas Target and we finally start talking about who the surprise could be about and my uncle says it's gotta be WM8 Hulk Hogan since he heard from his buddy that owns a toy store that WM8 Hulk was going to be in a Legends line but got cancelled and of course, Hulk Freaking Hogan in 2021 sells money. I kid you not, the second my Uncle says that some guy in the next aisle comes over and says, "WM8 Hulk Hogan, you say? I'll give you a thousand for that!" Now my uncle is a smart man so he grabs the first figure off the shelf he sees to pass off as the WM8 Hogan, which just so happened to be the last WWE Superstars Doll of Natalya and she is just too neat and also cool and stylish wearing her signature heart outfit. My uncle is about to close the deal and you would never believe it but another guy climbs over the actual aisle and offers my Uncle two thousand and before you know it, a full bidding war breaks out. We almost got into big trouble because the Target employees came over and said, "Listen Brothers, I'm tired of hearing about these Alexa Bliss fashion dolls, even if she is just too cute with her pigtails and all." Just when I thought I saw it all, thee M$M Ted DiBiase himself comes out and offers a million dollars for it that he got from his son. Thinking of all of the new trucks he could buy and the fact that he could finance the cancelled WWE Fashion Dollie line for my cousin, he decided to take the offer. We started to go back to the initial speculation of who could be in the line when straight out of nowhere Randy Orton RKOs thee M$M and steals the fake WM8 Hogan. At this point, we decided to get out of there and head home. I plan on taking tomorrow off to fully think on the possibilities.

After watching a Facebook video where this very information was revealed weeks ago and discussed in the Upcoming Figure News Thread, I was actually thinking about this over dinner last night for so long that I almost missed my haircut appointment. When I was done getting my haircut, I decided I would contact my Uncle to see if he could help me figure it out since he travels to a lot of Walmarts and Targets for work and for a cousin of mine. He didn't have much time to talk so he said he would pick me up because he had to run to the Salinas Target and Walmart to look for this new superstar, not sure if you heard yet, called TA-MI-NA, for my cousin. I was hoping to see my cousin but we weren't able to pull her away from her Sega Genesis and she didn't have a babysitter for her cutie patootie Baby Yoda so she had to stay at home. Anywho, we finally get to the Salinas Target and we finally start talking about who the surprise could be about and my uncle says it's gotta be WM8 Hulk Hogan since he heard from his buddy that owns a toy store that WM8 Hulk was going to be in a Legends line but got cancelled and of course, Hulk Freaking Hogan in 2021 sells money. I kid you not, the second my Uncle says that some guy in the next aisle comes over and says, "WM8 Hulk Hogan, you say? I'll give you a thousand for that!" Now my uncle is a smart man so he grabs the first figure off the shelf he sees to pass off as the WM8 Hogan, which just so happened to be the last WWE Superstars Doll of Natalya and she is just too neat and also cool and stylish wearing her signature heart outfit. My uncle is about to close the deal and you would never believe it but another guy climbs over the actual aisle and offers my Uncle two thousand and before you know it, a full bidding war breaks out. We almost got into big trouble because the Target employees came over and said, "Listen Brothers, I'm tired of hearing about these Alexa Bliss fashion dolls, even if she is just too cute with her pigtails and all." Just when I thought I saw it all, thee M$M Ted DiBiase himself comes out and offers a million dollars for it that he got from his son. Thinking of all of the new trucks he could buy and the fact that he could finance the cancelled WWE Fashion Dollie line for my cousin, he decided to take the offer. We started to go back to the initial speculation of who could be in the line when straight out of nowhere Randy Orton RKOs thee M$M and steals the fake WM8 Hogan. At this point, we decided to get out of there and head home. I plan on taking tomorrow off to fully think on the possibilities.

Never say never in pro wrestling, like I said, Rick's son has already signed.