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Insane Wrestling Connection
January 3rd 2001
January 3rd 2001
(Welcome to The Jungle plays throughout the arena)
Dave Prazzak comes through the curtain, and enters the ring in a jam packed Viking Hall. Prazzak grabs the mic from the referee, and begins to speak.
Prazzak: “Welcome..to Insane…WRESTLING CONNECTION!”
The fans come alive and start cheering.
Prazzak: “We’ve got an action packed night to kick off the first show of the I..W...C! We aren’t gonna waste anytime and get right into it.”
(Last Resort by Papa Roach plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Minneapolis, Minnesota! Nick…MONDO!”
Nick Mondo comes through the curtain, holding a steel chair. Mondo throws the chair into the ring, and hops onto the apron. The fans are booing Nick Mondo, he flips them off before getting into the ring.
(Breathe and Stop by Q-Tip plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring next! From the nearest nightclub….Chilly Willy!”
Chilly Willy bursts through the curtain, and begins high five-ing with joyful fans of Viking Hall. Willy gets into the ring, and Nick Mondo runs up and begins stomping on Willy.
The Bell Rings!
Mondo picks Willy up and irish whips him into the ropes. Willy hits the ropes with a head of steam, and Mondo goes for a leap frog, but Willy catches him mid-air and slams him down with a powerslam. Willy hooks the leg. 1…Kick-out by Mondo! Willy stands up and poses for the crowd, and Mondo rolls out of the ring. Willy runs the ropes and hits Mondo with a sick baseball slide, knocking him hard into the guardrail.
Willy gets out of the ring, and grabs Mondo by the head and drags him around the ring. Willy slams Mondo’s head off the timekeepers table. Willy lays Mondo on top of the timekeepers table. Willy gets onto the apron, and then pushes himself up onto the second rope, Mondo rolls off the table and chops Willy in the mid-section. Mondo hops onto the apron, and chops Willy’s chest.
Mondo gets into the ring, and steps up onto the second rope behind Willy. Mondo yells at a fan, but Willy uses that opportunity to give Mondo a back elbow to the mid-section. Mondo falls backwards off the second rope onto the mat. Willy gets to the top rope, and signals for a Macho Man style elbow drop. Mondo gets up and grabs the chair, and throws it at Willy’s head. Willy crotches himself on the turnbuckle, and Mondo points to his head like he’s out thunk Willy.
Mondo gets onto the second rope, and tries to super-plex Willy, but Willy catches him by surprise with a low-blow. Willy lifts Mondo above his head, in a Military Press on the second rope. Willy uses his lower body strength to step up to the top rope with Mondo over head, and slams him down off the top rope, crashing hard to the mat. Willy covers Mondo. 1…..2……3!
The Bell Rings!
(Breathe and Stop by Q-Tip plays throughout the arena)
Chilly Willy stands up, and the referee raises his hand in victory. Willy gets out of the ring, and walks to the back. Mondo slowly follows behind, holding his back as the loser of the contest.
Dave Prazzak gets into the ring with the microphone, he taps to make sure it’s on.
Prazzak: “What a first match! We surely have not seen the last of Nick Mondo or Chilly Willy in the IWC!”
Prazzak: “Let’s get on with our next contest! We’ve got a good match for you.”
(Rock You Like A Hurricane plays throughout the Arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Mexico City, Mexico! SHOCKER!”
Shocker bursts through the curtain, and runs to the ring. Shocker dives through the bottom rope, into a forward roll. Shocker poses for the crowd and takes off his fancy jacket. Shocker hands his jacket to the ring girl.
(The Chase plays throughout the Arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Atlantic City, New Jersey….. One half of the Backseat Boyz! Trent Acid!”
Trent Acid slowly walks through the curtain, with the other half of Backseat Boyz Johnny Kashmere. Acid and Kashmere try to hit on the one woman in front row, but she is having none of it. Acid gets into the ring, and flips Shocker off right to his face.
The Bell Rings!
Acid and Shocker lock up, and Acid grabs a headlock. Shocker pushes him off into the ropes, and leapfrogs over Acid. Acid hits the ropes, but hooks his arms, and Shocker misses a dropkick. Acid laughs and leg drops the back of Shocker’s head. Acid stands up and drops another leg across the back of Shocker’s head.
Acid covers Shocker 1…Kick-Out! Acid stands up and picks Shocker up, and throws him off the ropes. Acid throws a clothesline, but Shocker ducks and hits the other side of the ropes. Shocker hits a dropkick on Acid, that sends him out of the ring. Kashmere checks on Acid, and Shocker hits the ropes. Kashmere and Acid push each other, and avoid a Baseball Slide from Shocker. Shocker stumbles towards the guardrail, and Acid chops him.
Kashmere grabs Shocker from behind to hold him for Acid. Shocker swings his leg backwards, kicking Kashmere in the groin. Shocker clotheslines Acid onto the concrete. The fans cheer for Shocker. Shocker grabs Kashmere and throws him into the post, but he should’ve focused on Acid. Acid clotheslines Shocker into the post.
Acid throws Shocker into the ring, and then climbs up onto the apron. Acid slingshots himself over the ropes, and hits a nice senton on Shocker. Acid covers Shocker 1…2…Kick-out by Shocker. Acid gets to his feet and pulls up Shocker. Acid lifts Shocker up for a vertical suplex, but Shocker drops behind Acid and tries to go for a German Suplex, but Acid drops down, and rolls him up in a cradle 1….2.…kick-out by Shocker
Acid and Shocker get up to their feet, and Shocker hits a spinning sole-butt to Acid’s mid-section. Shocker grabs Acid’s arm, and clubs him to the mat, and locks in the Fujiwara armbar. Acid is about to tap, but Johnny Kashmere gets into the ring, and clotheslines Shocker to break the hold.
Kashmere picks up Shocker, and grabs him from behind to hold him for Acid. Acid runs to the corner and does a cut throat motion. Acid runs forward going for his Patented Mafia Kick, but Shocker ducks and Acid clocks Kashmere. Kashmere stumbles out of the room. Acid is shocked looking at Kashmere on the outside, but Shocker spins him around and lifts him up onto his shoulders. Shocker walks into the middle of the ring, and hits a Samoan Driver. Shocker hooks the leg. 1…..2….3!
The Bell Rings!
(Rock You Like A Hurricane plays throughout the Arena)
Shocker leaves the ring, and walks to the back. Kashmere rolls Acid out of the ring, and helps him to the back.
Dave Prazzak enters the ring.
Prazzak: “Well that was an amazin’ contest don’t you fans think?”
The fans cheer.
Prazzak: “That brings us to our final contest of the evening. Fans you’ll want to be on high alert for this one.”
(Youth Gone Wild plays throughout the Arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring, from Newark, New Jersey….ZANDIG!”
Zandig walks through the curtian, pouring a bottle of water onto his head. Zandig gets into the ring, and whips the bottle of water into the crowd.
OOOOOOOH WHAT A RUSH!
(The Road Warriors theme plays throughout the Arena)
Road Warrior Hawk walks through the curtain, and the crowd goes absolutely wild! Hawk takes off his shoulder pads, and rushes into the ring.
The Bell Rings!
Zandig and Hawk exchange hands, before Hawk whips Zandig into the ropes. Zandig hits the ropes with a head of steam, and ducks under a Hawk clothesline. Zandig bounces off the ropes, and Hawk hits a jumping shoulder block. Zandig rolls out of the ring, and Hawk follows him.
Hawk kicks Zandig in the gut, and then irish whips him into the guardrail. Zandig almost takes down the guardrail. Hawk taunts Zandig, and then shakes hands with a fan. Zandig kicks Hawk in the mid-section, and then grabs his head and bounces it off the apron. Hawk stumbles towards the ringpost, and leans against it. Zandig grabs a chair and swings hard towards Hawk, but Hawk ducks it and Zandig smashes the chair against the post.
Zandig drops the chair and shakes his hands. Hawk grabs the chair, and jabs the chair into Zandig’s mid-section. Zandig bends over and Hawk smashes the chair across Zandig’s back. Zandig stumbles towards the entrance way, and Hawk drops the chair. Hawk tries to pick up Zandig for a bodyslam, but Zandig rakes the eyes. Zandig irish-whips Hawk into the wall of the entrance way. The entrance way almost comes down.
Zandig grabs a beer from a fan and hits Hawk across the head with it. Hawk falls to one knee, and Zandig tries to take a bite out of his head. Hawk is busted open. Hawk hits Zandig with a low blow, and the crowd cheers. Hawk clubs Zandig’s back, and throws him into the apron. Hawk lifts Zandig into the ring, and then gets on the apron.
Zandig gets to his feet, and Hawk slingshots himself into the ring hitting Zandig with a shoulder block. Hawk covers Zandig 1….2….kickout by Zandig. Hawk stands up and jumps in the air coming down with a fist drop, but Zandig rolls out of harms way. Zandig gets to his feet and so does Hawk. Zandig does a 360 to charge up his clothesline, but Hawk stops him with a big boot. Zandig doesn’t fall, and Hawk hits him with another big boot.
Hawk hits the ropes and hits Zandig with a powerful big boot. Zandig finally falls to the mat, and Hawk covers him. 1…..2….kickout by Zandig. Hawk is frustrated and looks to the top rope. Hawk climbs up to the top rope, and waits as Zandig gets to his feet. Hawk leaps off the top, looking for his flying clothesline, but Zandig drops to the mat and Hawk crashes to the mat hard.
Zandig gets up and picks up Hawk. Zandig puts Hawk’s head between his legs, and lifts him up for a Piledriver. Zandig drives him down to mat, and the crowd boos. Zandig covers Hawk 1…..2….3!
The Bell Rings!
(Youth Gone Wild plays throughout the arena)
Zandig gets up and celebrates, but the fans continue booing him. Zandig flips off the crowd and asks for the microphone. Hawk rolls out of the ring, and stumbles to the back.
Dave Prazzak hands Zandig a microphone.
Zandig: “I just pinned a Legend here in the middle of the ring….ONE…..TWO……THREEE!”
The crowd boos.
Zandig: “I’m calling out another LEGEND! A man who’s seen it all and done it all….. I want this man at the next show….February 4th “The Icon” Zandig versus….. TERRY FUNK!”
Zandig throws the microphone to the ground, and gets out of the ring. Prazzak gets into the ring and picks up the microphone. Prazzak tries to turn on the microphone but it’s broken.
Prazzak screams at the top of his voice: “Thank you for comin’ out to Insane Wrestling Connections first show! See you all at the next show!”
Dave Prazzak comes through the curtain, and enters the ring in a jam packed Viking Hall. Prazzak grabs the mic from the referee, and begins to speak.
Prazzak: “Welcome..to Insane…WRESTLING CONNECTION!”
The fans come alive and start cheering.
Prazzak: “We’ve got an action packed night to kick off the first show of the I..W...C! We aren’t gonna waste anytime and get right into it.”
(Last Resort by Papa Roach plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Minneapolis, Minnesota! Nick…MONDO!”
Nick Mondo comes through the curtain, holding a steel chair. Mondo throws the chair into the ring, and hops onto the apron. The fans are booing Nick Mondo, he flips them off before getting into the ring.
(Breathe and Stop by Q-Tip plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring next! From the nearest nightclub….Chilly Willy!”
Chilly Willy bursts through the curtain, and begins high five-ing with joyful fans of Viking Hall. Willy gets into the ring, and Nick Mondo runs up and begins stomping on Willy.
The Bell Rings!
Mondo picks Willy up and irish whips him into the ropes. Willy hits the ropes with a head of steam, and Mondo goes for a leap frog, but Willy catches him mid-air and slams him down with a powerslam. Willy hooks the leg. 1…Kick-out by Mondo! Willy stands up and poses for the crowd, and Mondo rolls out of the ring. Willy runs the ropes and hits Mondo with a sick baseball slide, knocking him hard into the guardrail.
Willy gets out of the ring, and grabs Mondo by the head and drags him around the ring. Willy slams Mondo’s head off the timekeepers table. Willy lays Mondo on top of the timekeepers table. Willy gets onto the apron, and then pushes himself up onto the second rope, Mondo rolls off the table and chops Willy in the mid-section. Mondo hops onto the apron, and chops Willy’s chest.
Mondo gets into the ring, and steps up onto the second rope behind Willy. Mondo yells at a fan, but Willy uses that opportunity to give Mondo a back elbow to the mid-section. Mondo falls backwards off the second rope onto the mat. Willy gets to the top rope, and signals for a Macho Man style elbow drop. Mondo gets up and grabs the chair, and throws it at Willy’s head. Willy crotches himself on the turnbuckle, and Mondo points to his head like he’s out thunk Willy.
Mondo gets onto the second rope, and tries to super-plex Willy, but Willy catches him by surprise with a low-blow. Willy lifts Mondo above his head, in a Military Press on the second rope. Willy uses his lower body strength to step up to the top rope with Mondo over head, and slams him down off the top rope, crashing hard to the mat. Willy covers Mondo. 1…..2……3!
The Bell Rings!
(Breathe and Stop by Q-Tip plays throughout the arena)
Chilly Willy stands up, and the referee raises his hand in victory. Willy gets out of the ring, and walks to the back. Mondo slowly follows behind, holding his back as the loser of the contest.
Dave Prazzak gets into the ring with the microphone, he taps to make sure it’s on.
Prazzak: “What a first match! We surely have not seen the last of Nick Mondo or Chilly Willy in the IWC!”
Prazzak: “Let’s get on with our next contest! We’ve got a good match for you.”
(Rock You Like A Hurricane plays throughout the Arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Mexico City, Mexico! SHOCKER!”
Shocker bursts through the curtain, and runs to the ring. Shocker dives through the bottom rope, into a forward roll. Shocker poses for the crowd and takes off his fancy jacket. Shocker hands his jacket to the ring girl.
(The Chase plays throughout the Arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Atlantic City, New Jersey….. One half of the Backseat Boyz! Trent Acid!”
Trent Acid slowly walks through the curtain, with the other half of Backseat Boyz Johnny Kashmere. Acid and Kashmere try to hit on the one woman in front row, but she is having none of it. Acid gets into the ring, and flips Shocker off right to his face.
The Bell Rings!
Acid and Shocker lock up, and Acid grabs a headlock. Shocker pushes him off into the ropes, and leapfrogs over Acid. Acid hits the ropes, but hooks his arms, and Shocker misses a dropkick. Acid laughs and leg drops the back of Shocker’s head. Acid stands up and drops another leg across the back of Shocker’s head.
Acid covers Shocker 1…Kick-Out! Acid stands up and picks Shocker up, and throws him off the ropes. Acid throws a clothesline, but Shocker ducks and hits the other side of the ropes. Shocker hits a dropkick on Acid, that sends him out of the ring. Kashmere checks on Acid, and Shocker hits the ropes. Kashmere and Acid push each other, and avoid a Baseball Slide from Shocker. Shocker stumbles towards the guardrail, and Acid chops him.
Kashmere grabs Shocker from behind to hold him for Acid. Shocker swings his leg backwards, kicking Kashmere in the groin. Shocker clotheslines Acid onto the concrete. The fans cheer for Shocker. Shocker grabs Kashmere and throws him into the post, but he should’ve focused on Acid. Acid clotheslines Shocker into the post.
Acid throws Shocker into the ring, and then climbs up onto the apron. Acid slingshots himself over the ropes, and hits a nice senton on Shocker. Acid covers Shocker 1…2…Kick-out by Shocker. Acid gets to his feet and pulls up Shocker. Acid lifts Shocker up for a vertical suplex, but Shocker drops behind Acid and tries to go for a German Suplex, but Acid drops down, and rolls him up in a cradle 1….2.…kick-out by Shocker
Acid and Shocker get up to their feet, and Shocker hits a spinning sole-butt to Acid’s mid-section. Shocker grabs Acid’s arm, and clubs him to the mat, and locks in the Fujiwara armbar. Acid is about to tap, but Johnny Kashmere gets into the ring, and clotheslines Shocker to break the hold.
Kashmere picks up Shocker, and grabs him from behind to hold him for Acid. Acid runs to the corner and does a cut throat motion. Acid runs forward going for his Patented Mafia Kick, but Shocker ducks and Acid clocks Kashmere. Kashmere stumbles out of the room. Acid is shocked looking at Kashmere on the outside, but Shocker spins him around and lifts him up onto his shoulders. Shocker walks into the middle of the ring, and hits a Samoan Driver. Shocker hooks the leg. 1…..2….3!
The Bell Rings!
(Rock You Like A Hurricane plays throughout the Arena)
Shocker leaves the ring, and walks to the back. Kashmere rolls Acid out of the ring, and helps him to the back.
Dave Prazzak enters the ring.
Prazzak: “Well that was an amazin’ contest don’t you fans think?”
The fans cheer.
Prazzak: “That brings us to our final contest of the evening. Fans you’ll want to be on high alert for this one.”
(Youth Gone Wild plays throughout the Arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring, from Newark, New Jersey….ZANDIG!”
Zandig walks through the curtian, pouring a bottle of water onto his head. Zandig gets into the ring, and whips the bottle of water into the crowd.
OOOOOOOH WHAT A RUSH!
(The Road Warriors theme plays throughout the Arena)
Road Warrior Hawk walks through the curtain, and the crowd goes absolutely wild! Hawk takes off his shoulder pads, and rushes into the ring.
The Bell Rings!
Zandig and Hawk exchange hands, before Hawk whips Zandig into the ropes. Zandig hits the ropes with a head of steam, and ducks under a Hawk clothesline. Zandig bounces off the ropes, and Hawk hits a jumping shoulder block. Zandig rolls out of the ring, and Hawk follows him.
Hawk kicks Zandig in the gut, and then irish whips him into the guardrail. Zandig almost takes down the guardrail. Hawk taunts Zandig, and then shakes hands with a fan. Zandig kicks Hawk in the mid-section, and then grabs his head and bounces it off the apron. Hawk stumbles towards the ringpost, and leans against it. Zandig grabs a chair and swings hard towards Hawk, but Hawk ducks it and Zandig smashes the chair against the post.
Zandig drops the chair and shakes his hands. Hawk grabs the chair, and jabs the chair into Zandig’s mid-section. Zandig bends over and Hawk smashes the chair across Zandig’s back. Zandig stumbles towards the entrance way, and Hawk drops the chair. Hawk tries to pick up Zandig for a bodyslam, but Zandig rakes the eyes. Zandig irish-whips Hawk into the wall of the entrance way. The entrance way almost comes down.
Zandig grabs a beer from a fan and hits Hawk across the head with it. Hawk falls to one knee, and Zandig tries to take a bite out of his head. Hawk is busted open. Hawk hits Zandig with a low blow, and the crowd cheers. Hawk clubs Zandig’s back, and throws him into the apron. Hawk lifts Zandig into the ring, and then gets on the apron.
Zandig gets to his feet, and Hawk slingshots himself into the ring hitting Zandig with a shoulder block. Hawk covers Zandig 1….2….kickout by Zandig. Hawk stands up and jumps in the air coming down with a fist drop, but Zandig rolls out of harms way. Zandig gets to his feet and so does Hawk. Zandig does a 360 to charge up his clothesline, but Hawk stops him with a big boot. Zandig doesn’t fall, and Hawk hits him with another big boot.
Hawk hits the ropes and hits Zandig with a powerful big boot. Zandig finally falls to the mat, and Hawk covers him. 1…..2….kickout by Zandig. Hawk is frustrated and looks to the top rope. Hawk climbs up to the top rope, and waits as Zandig gets to his feet. Hawk leaps off the top, looking for his flying clothesline, but Zandig drops to the mat and Hawk crashes to the mat hard.
Zandig gets up and picks up Hawk. Zandig puts Hawk’s head between his legs, and lifts him up for a Piledriver. Zandig drives him down to mat, and the crowd boos. Zandig covers Hawk 1…..2….3!
The Bell Rings!
(Youth Gone Wild plays throughout the arena)
Zandig gets up and celebrates, but the fans continue booing him. Zandig flips off the crowd and asks for the microphone. Hawk rolls out of the ring, and stumbles to the back.
Dave Prazzak hands Zandig a microphone.
Zandig: “I just pinned a Legend here in the middle of the ring….ONE…..TWO……THREEE!”
The crowd boos.
Zandig: “I’m calling out another LEGEND! A man who’s seen it all and done it all….. I want this man at the next show….February 4th “The Icon” Zandig versus….. TERRY FUNK!”
Zandig throws the microphone to the ground, and gets out of the ring. Prazzak gets into the ring and picks up the microphone. Prazzak tries to turn on the microphone but it’s broken.
Prazzak screams at the top of his voice: “Thank you for comin’ out to Insane Wrestling Connections first show! See you all at the next show!”
