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Insane Wrestling Connection
February 4th 2001
(Welcome To The Jungle plays throughout the P.A)
Dave Prazzak walks through the curtain, making sure the microphone is on. Prazzak gets into the ring, in the middle of a jam packed Legion.
Prazzak: “Welcome to FUNK HOUSE BRAAAAAWL!”
The crowd cheers.
Prazzak: “We’ve got an incredible show for you tonight, as our Main Event is “The Living Legend” Terry Funk taking on “The Icon” Zandig.”
The crowd cheers again.
Prazzak: “Let’s not waste anymore time, here’s your first contest.”
(Flash by Queen plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Indianapolis, Indiana….Flash Flanagan!”
*Flash Flanagan walks through the curtain and the crowd starts booing. Flanagan walks down the entrance ramp, and gets into the ring. Flanagan takes his shirt off and drops it to ringside.*
(Revolution by the Beatles plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Rockaway Beach, New Jersey…..Christian York!”
Christian York bursts through the curtain with a lot of energy. York slides into the ring, and gets onto the second rope and poses to the fans.
The Bell Rings!
York and Flanagan lock up, but Flanagan uses his strength to grab him in a headlock. York tries to push him off, but Flanagan’s grip is too tight. Flanagan takes York to the mat with headlock takeover. York pushes Flanagan’s head between his legs, and scissors his head to break the headlock. Both men get to their feet. Flanagan chops York and pushes him into the corner. Flanagan chops York real hard, and goes for another chop but York ducks, and puts Flanagan in the corner.
York chops Flanagan, but it has no effect on him. York fires off another chop and this time it had an effect on Flanagan. Flanagan sinks into the corner, and York stomps him down into a sitting position. York runs to the opposite corner of the ring, and runs back with a full head of steam, and hits a cannonball senton into Flanagan. York goes for the pin 1….Kickout by Flanagan.
York grabs Flanagan by the head, and lifts him up. York tries to irish whip Flanagan, but gets reversed and throw into the ropes himself. Flanagan hits York with a back body drop. York stands up from the impact and stumbles towards the ropes, Flanagan clotheslines York over the ropes to the outside. Flanagan flips off the audience.
Flanagan lets York get onto the apron, and grabs him by the hair. Flanagan yanks York over the top rope into the ring by his hair. York lands hard on the mat. Flanagan climbs up to the top rope, and points down to York. Flanagan jumps off the top rope with a vicious elbow drop onto York. Flanagan hooks the leg 1…2…3!
The Bell Rings!
(Flash by Queen plays throughout the arena)
Flanagan stands up and raises his arms in victory. Flanagan picks up York, and puts his head between his legs. Flanagan lifts him up for a powerbomb and rattles the ring as he slams him to the mat. Flanagan spits on York and climbs out of the ring.
Joey Matthews runs through the curtain, and catches Flanagan with a hard clothesline. Flanagan goes rolling down the entrance ramp as the crowd erupts in cheers. Matthews stomps on Flanagan and then slides into the ring, and checks on his partner York. Flanagan crawls to the back, and Matthews picks York up and raises his hand. They leave the ring, and walk to the back.
Dave Prazzak gets into the ring.
Prazzak: “York and Matthews have unfinished business with Flash Flanagan.”
The crowd cheers.
Prazzak: “Let’s get into the next match.”
(TNT by AC/DC plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Houston, Texas… RUSS and CHARLIE…..THE HAAS BROTHERS!”
The Haas Brothers walk through the curtain, and begin walking down the ramp high five-ing members of the audience. Charlie gets into the ring, and Russ gets onto the apron.
(Come With Me by Puff Daddy plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring now…”The King of Old School” Steve Corino… and C.W Anderson!”
Steve Corino and CW Anderson walk through the curtain slowly, and gives out stares to the fans that are booing them. Corino pats Anderson on the back, commanding him to get into the ring. Anderson slides into the ring, and death stares Charlie. Corino hops onto the apron and flips off the crowd.
The Bell Rings!
Anderson starts the match of with a kick to Charlie’s mid-section. Anderson snapmares Charlie to the mat, and grabs a headlock on him. Anderson wrenches the headlock, as the fans boo him. Corino jaw jacks with the crowd. Anderson lets go of the headlock, just to drop a knee on Charlie’s back, and immediately grabs the headlock again. Charlie fights up to his feet, but Anderson keeps the headlock. Charlie lifts up Anderson and drops him down with a back suplex. Anderson lets go of the hold, and Charlie begins crawling towards the corner.
Corino gets into the ring and runs towards Russ, and knocks him off the apron before Charlie tagged him. Corino stomps on Charlies before going back to his corner. Anderson gets up and tags in Corino. Corino gets into the ring, and pulls Charlie towards his corner. Corino drops an elbow on Charlie’s back, and grabs a headlock on him. Corino yells out: “I Can do this all day!” The crowd boos.
Charlie once against fights up to his feet, but Corino keeps the headlock on. Charlie lifts him up for a back suplex, but Corino wrenches the headlock, and Charlie drops him to his feet. Charlie lifts him up again, and turns around to face Corino’s corner. Charlie drops him down butt first on his knee, and Corino stumbles into Anderson, knocking him off the apron.
Charlie dropkicks Corino, and begins crawling to his brother who is back up on the apron. Russ is reaching for the tag, but Corino runs up and stomps on Charlie’s back. Corino flips off Russ and pulls Charlie towards his own corner. Corino pulls Charlie up by his head, and hits him with a measured punch to the forehead.
Charlie drops to the mat and gets to his feet again. Corino irish whips Charlie into the ropes and throws a clothesline. Charlie ducks and hits the other side. Charlie hits a flying clothesline on Corino, knocking him backwards through the middle ropes. Corino stumbles into the guardrail, and Charlie gets to his feet.
Charlie runs the ropes and soars through the middle ropes with a Suicide Dive, and collides with Corino. Corino crashes into the guardrail. Charlie high fives a fan in the front row, and then pulls Corino up and rolls him into the ring. Anderson hops off the apron, and clubs Charlie on the back. The crowd boos. Anderson rolls Charlie into the ring.
Corino gets up to his feet and grabs Charlie by the hair and pulls him up. Corino lifts up Charlie for a vertical suplex, and slams his done to the mat. Corino goes for the pin 1….2…kickout by Charlie Haas. Corino get up and stomps a mudhole on Charlie. Corino picks up Charlie and goes for another vertical suplex, but Charlie falls behind Corino, and pushes him into Anderson. Anderson stops Corino, but Charlie uses that time to jump across the ring and tags in Russ!
Russ gets into the ring, and hits a stellar dropkick on Corino. Anderson gets into the ring and Russ hits him with a stellar dropkick. Anderson falls through the middle ropes. Russ hits a back drop on Corino and the crowd erupts. Russ picks up Corino for a bodyslam, but Corino pushes off behind Russ. Corino drops to his knees and hits Russ with a lowblow. Corino quickly rolls up Russ 1…..2…..3!
The Bell Rings!
(Come With Me by Puff Daddy plays throughout the arena)
Corino and Anderson roll out of the ring, and make their way to the back. Charlie helps Russ out of the ring, and they make their way to the back.
Dave Prazzak gets into the ring, and turns on the microphone.
Prazzak: “That was an intense contest. Don’t you think fans?”
The crowd boos because they didn’t like the result.
Prazzak: “You didn’t like that one, you’ll forsure like this one folks. IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!”
The crowd cheers.
(Youth Gone Wild by Skid Row plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring….From Newark, New Jersey…..ZAAAAANDIIIIIIG!”
Zandig walks through the curtain, and raises a scythe on a chain above his head. Zandig gets into the ring, with the fans throwing garbage at him.
(Desperado by The Eagles plays throughout the P.A)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from…”
Zandig grabs Prazzak by the hair and throws him through the middle ropes. Zandig gets out of the ring and runs to the entrance way. Terry Funks walks through the curtain with a trashcan and hits Zandig in the head with it. Zandig stumbles backwards, and Funk hits him with it again. Zandig slides into the ring, and Funk throws the trashcan over the top rope and the trashcan hits Zandig.
The crowd is going crazy for Funk. Funk gets into the ring, and is met with a kick to the mid-section. Zandig headbutts Funk, and Funk falls into the corner. Zandig runs to the opposite side, and points back at Funk. Zandig runs towards Funk, but Funk drops the mat and Zandig hits the turnbuckle with a full head of steam.
Zandig stumbles backwards as Funk gets back to his feet. Funk runs at Zandig and hits him with a clothesline. Zandig stumbles backwards to the ropes, and Funk runs at him again clothesline him over the ropes. Zandig crashes to the outside, and the crowd cheers. Funk gets out of the ring, and grabs a steel chair from the timekeepers table. Funk folds the chair, and smashes Zandig on the back with it.
Zandig crawls away from Funk, but Funk smashes him with the chair again. Funk drops the chair, and picks Zandig up by his hair. Funk hits a measured jab on Zandig. Zandig is busted open. Funk tries to irish whip Zandig, but gets reversed and Funk is sent into the guardrail. Zandig clotheslines Funk over the guardrail, into the first row.
Zandig yells at a fan, and that gives time for Funk to stand up. Zandig hops over the guardrail and chops Funk. Zandig grabs Funk and drags him through the crowd, until they get to the concession stand. Zandig slams Funk’s head into the concession stand. Zandig clears the merch table off, and lifts up the table and slams it on Funk. The crowd boos. Zanding stomps on the table which is on the prone Funk.
Zandig runs through the crowd terrorizing fans, he laughs at the scare he put into the fans. Funk gets up to his feet, and begins stumbling towards Zandig. Funk swings a punch at Zandig, but misses and stumbles over the guardrail. Zandig steps over the guardrail and stomps on Funk. Zandig grabs Funk by the hair, and rolls him into the ring. Zandig gets in the ring and drops a mean elbow on Funk’s chest. Zandig hooks the leg 1….Kickout by Funk.
Zandig begins choking Funk, and the referee pulls him off. Zandig stands up and grabs the referee by the collar of his shirt. Zandig lifts the referee above his head in a Military Press. Zandig drops the referee over the top rope onto the outside. The crowd goes wild! Funk stands up and grabs the scythe that Zandig brought into the ring. Funk grabs Zandig by the hair, and slices it across Zandig’s forehead. The crowd goes crazy!
Funk jabs Zandig with the scythe handle which busts him open even more. Zandig falls to the mat holding his forehead. Funk stands over Zandig, and raises the scythe up and is about put the final blow in Zandig, but Zandig grabbed the chain the scythe is attached too and crawls out from Funk’s legs and low blows him with the chain. Funk drops to the mat, and Zandig covers him but the referee is still out cold.
Zandig stands up dripping in his own blood, and yells out in anger. Zandig wraps the chain around Funk’s throat. Funk is in real danger now as Zandig sits on his back, locking a chain assisted camel clutch. Funk starts tapping, but the referee is knocked out on the outside, and Zandig releases the hold. Zandig gets out of the ring, and tries to wake up the referee. No sign of life in that referee. Zandig stomps the referee and then gets back into the ring.
Funk grabs the chain from the scythe and whips it against Zandig’s calf knocking him to the mat. Funk points to the top rope, and climbs up the turnbuckles. Funk shrugs and hits a very sloppy looking moonsault. Funk’s knee connects with Zandig’s head. Zandig is knocked out, and Funk covers him.
A referee runs down to the ring, and slides into the count 1….2…3!
(Desperado by The Eagles plays throughout the arena)
Terry Funk hobbles up to his feet, and gets his arm raised by the referee. Chants of “Thank You Terry” happen throughout the arena. Funk stumbles around the ring, before falling through the ropes in Funk fashion. The crowd cheers. Funk gets up to his feet and hobbles to the back.
Zandig rolls out of the ring covered in blood, and clearly recovering from being knocked out. Zandig walks to the back, his head hung in shame.
Dave Prazzak turns the microphone on.
Prazzak: “That’s been FUNK HOUSE BRAWL! What a great show, everyone drive safe and we’ll see you at the next show!”
February 4th 2001
(Welcome To The Jungle plays throughout the P.A)
Dave Prazzak walks through the curtain, making sure the microphone is on. Prazzak gets into the ring, in the middle of a jam packed Legion.
Prazzak: “Welcome to FUNK HOUSE BRAAAAAWL!”
The crowd cheers.
Prazzak: “We’ve got an incredible show for you tonight, as our Main Event is “The Living Legend” Terry Funk taking on “The Icon” Zandig.”
The crowd cheers again.
Prazzak: “Let’s not waste anymore time, here’s your first contest.”
(Flash by Queen plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Indianapolis, Indiana….Flash Flanagan!”
*Flash Flanagan walks through the curtain and the crowd starts booing. Flanagan walks down the entrance ramp, and gets into the ring. Flanagan takes his shirt off and drops it to ringside.*
(Revolution by the Beatles plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Rockaway Beach, New Jersey…..Christian York!”
Christian York bursts through the curtain with a lot of energy. York slides into the ring, and gets onto the second rope and poses to the fans.
The Bell Rings!
York and Flanagan lock up, but Flanagan uses his strength to grab him in a headlock. York tries to push him off, but Flanagan’s grip is too tight. Flanagan takes York to the mat with headlock takeover. York pushes Flanagan’s head between his legs, and scissors his head to break the headlock. Both men get to their feet. Flanagan chops York and pushes him into the corner. Flanagan chops York real hard, and goes for another chop but York ducks, and puts Flanagan in the corner.
York chops Flanagan, but it has no effect on him. York fires off another chop and this time it had an effect on Flanagan. Flanagan sinks into the corner, and York stomps him down into a sitting position. York runs to the opposite corner of the ring, and runs back with a full head of steam, and hits a cannonball senton into Flanagan. York goes for the pin 1….Kickout by Flanagan.
York grabs Flanagan by the head, and lifts him up. York tries to irish whip Flanagan, but gets reversed and throw into the ropes himself. Flanagan hits York with a back body drop. York stands up from the impact and stumbles towards the ropes, Flanagan clotheslines York over the ropes to the outside. Flanagan flips off the audience.
Flanagan lets York get onto the apron, and grabs him by the hair. Flanagan yanks York over the top rope into the ring by his hair. York lands hard on the mat. Flanagan climbs up to the top rope, and points down to York. Flanagan jumps off the top rope with a vicious elbow drop onto York. Flanagan hooks the leg 1…2…3!
The Bell Rings!
(Flash by Queen plays throughout the arena)
Flanagan stands up and raises his arms in victory. Flanagan picks up York, and puts his head between his legs. Flanagan lifts him up for a powerbomb and rattles the ring as he slams him to the mat. Flanagan spits on York and climbs out of the ring.
Joey Matthews runs through the curtain, and catches Flanagan with a hard clothesline. Flanagan goes rolling down the entrance ramp as the crowd erupts in cheers. Matthews stomps on Flanagan and then slides into the ring, and checks on his partner York. Flanagan crawls to the back, and Matthews picks York up and raises his hand. They leave the ring, and walk to the back.
Dave Prazzak gets into the ring.
Prazzak: “York and Matthews have unfinished business with Flash Flanagan.”
The crowd cheers.
Prazzak: “Let’s get into the next match.”
(TNT by AC/DC plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from Houston, Texas… RUSS and CHARLIE…..THE HAAS BROTHERS!”
The Haas Brothers walk through the curtain, and begin walking down the ramp high five-ing members of the audience. Charlie gets into the ring, and Russ gets onto the apron.
(Come With Me by Puff Daddy plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring now…”The King of Old School” Steve Corino… and C.W Anderson!”
Steve Corino and CW Anderson walk through the curtain slowly, and gives out stares to the fans that are booing them. Corino pats Anderson on the back, commanding him to get into the ring. Anderson slides into the ring, and death stares Charlie. Corino hops onto the apron and flips off the crowd.
The Bell Rings!
Anderson starts the match of with a kick to Charlie’s mid-section. Anderson snapmares Charlie to the mat, and grabs a headlock on him. Anderson wrenches the headlock, as the fans boo him. Corino jaw jacks with the crowd. Anderson lets go of the headlock, just to drop a knee on Charlie’s back, and immediately grabs the headlock again. Charlie fights up to his feet, but Anderson keeps the headlock. Charlie lifts up Anderson and drops him down with a back suplex. Anderson lets go of the hold, and Charlie begins crawling towards the corner.
Corino gets into the ring and runs towards Russ, and knocks him off the apron before Charlie tagged him. Corino stomps on Charlies before going back to his corner. Anderson gets up and tags in Corino. Corino gets into the ring, and pulls Charlie towards his corner. Corino drops an elbow on Charlie’s back, and grabs a headlock on him. Corino yells out: “I Can do this all day!” The crowd boos.
Charlie once against fights up to his feet, but Corino keeps the headlock on. Charlie lifts him up for a back suplex, but Corino wrenches the headlock, and Charlie drops him to his feet. Charlie lifts him up again, and turns around to face Corino’s corner. Charlie drops him down butt first on his knee, and Corino stumbles into Anderson, knocking him off the apron.
Charlie dropkicks Corino, and begins crawling to his brother who is back up on the apron. Russ is reaching for the tag, but Corino runs up and stomps on Charlie’s back. Corino flips off Russ and pulls Charlie towards his own corner. Corino pulls Charlie up by his head, and hits him with a measured punch to the forehead.
Charlie drops to the mat and gets to his feet again. Corino irish whips Charlie into the ropes and throws a clothesline. Charlie ducks and hits the other side. Charlie hits a flying clothesline on Corino, knocking him backwards through the middle ropes. Corino stumbles into the guardrail, and Charlie gets to his feet.
Charlie runs the ropes and soars through the middle ropes with a Suicide Dive, and collides with Corino. Corino crashes into the guardrail. Charlie high fives a fan in the front row, and then pulls Corino up and rolls him into the ring. Anderson hops off the apron, and clubs Charlie on the back. The crowd boos. Anderson rolls Charlie into the ring.
Corino gets up to his feet and grabs Charlie by the hair and pulls him up. Corino lifts up Charlie for a vertical suplex, and slams his done to the mat. Corino goes for the pin 1….2…kickout by Charlie Haas. Corino get up and stomps a mudhole on Charlie. Corino picks up Charlie and goes for another vertical suplex, but Charlie falls behind Corino, and pushes him into Anderson. Anderson stops Corino, but Charlie uses that time to jump across the ring and tags in Russ!
Russ gets into the ring, and hits a stellar dropkick on Corino. Anderson gets into the ring and Russ hits him with a stellar dropkick. Anderson falls through the middle ropes. Russ hits a back drop on Corino and the crowd erupts. Russ picks up Corino for a bodyslam, but Corino pushes off behind Russ. Corino drops to his knees and hits Russ with a lowblow. Corino quickly rolls up Russ 1…..2…..3!
The Bell Rings!
(Come With Me by Puff Daddy plays throughout the arena)
Corino and Anderson roll out of the ring, and make their way to the back. Charlie helps Russ out of the ring, and they make their way to the back.
Dave Prazzak gets into the ring, and turns on the microphone.
Prazzak: “That was an intense contest. Don’t you think fans?”
The crowd boos because they didn’t like the result.
Prazzak: “You didn’t like that one, you’ll forsure like this one folks. IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!”
The crowd cheers.
(Youth Gone Wild by Skid Row plays throughout the arena)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring….From Newark, New Jersey…..ZAAAAANDIIIIIIG!”
Zandig walks through the curtain, and raises a scythe on a chain above his head. Zandig gets into the ring, with the fans throwing garbage at him.
(Desperado by The Eagles plays throughout the P.A)
Prazzak: “Comin’ to the ring from…”
Zandig grabs Prazzak by the hair and throws him through the middle ropes. Zandig gets out of the ring and runs to the entrance way. Terry Funks walks through the curtain with a trashcan and hits Zandig in the head with it. Zandig stumbles backwards, and Funk hits him with it again. Zandig slides into the ring, and Funk throws the trashcan over the top rope and the trashcan hits Zandig.
The crowd is going crazy for Funk. Funk gets into the ring, and is met with a kick to the mid-section. Zandig headbutts Funk, and Funk falls into the corner. Zandig runs to the opposite side, and points back at Funk. Zandig runs towards Funk, but Funk drops the mat and Zandig hits the turnbuckle with a full head of steam.
Zandig stumbles backwards as Funk gets back to his feet. Funk runs at Zandig and hits him with a clothesline. Zandig stumbles backwards to the ropes, and Funk runs at him again clothesline him over the ropes. Zandig crashes to the outside, and the crowd cheers. Funk gets out of the ring, and grabs a steel chair from the timekeepers table. Funk folds the chair, and smashes Zandig on the back with it.
Zandig crawls away from Funk, but Funk smashes him with the chair again. Funk drops the chair, and picks Zandig up by his hair. Funk hits a measured jab on Zandig. Zandig is busted open. Funk tries to irish whip Zandig, but gets reversed and Funk is sent into the guardrail. Zandig clotheslines Funk over the guardrail, into the first row.
Zandig yells at a fan, and that gives time for Funk to stand up. Zandig hops over the guardrail and chops Funk. Zandig grabs Funk and drags him through the crowd, until they get to the concession stand. Zandig slams Funk’s head into the concession stand. Zandig clears the merch table off, and lifts up the table and slams it on Funk. The crowd boos. Zanding stomps on the table which is on the prone Funk.
Zandig runs through the crowd terrorizing fans, he laughs at the scare he put into the fans. Funk gets up to his feet, and begins stumbling towards Zandig. Funk swings a punch at Zandig, but misses and stumbles over the guardrail. Zandig steps over the guardrail and stomps on Funk. Zandig grabs Funk by the hair, and rolls him into the ring. Zandig gets in the ring and drops a mean elbow on Funk’s chest. Zandig hooks the leg 1….Kickout by Funk.
Zandig begins choking Funk, and the referee pulls him off. Zandig stands up and grabs the referee by the collar of his shirt. Zandig lifts the referee above his head in a Military Press. Zandig drops the referee over the top rope onto the outside. The crowd goes wild! Funk stands up and grabs the scythe that Zandig brought into the ring. Funk grabs Zandig by the hair, and slices it across Zandig’s forehead. The crowd goes crazy!
Funk jabs Zandig with the scythe handle which busts him open even more. Zandig falls to the mat holding his forehead. Funk stands over Zandig, and raises the scythe up and is about put the final blow in Zandig, but Zandig grabbed the chain the scythe is attached too and crawls out from Funk’s legs and low blows him with the chain. Funk drops to the mat, and Zandig covers him but the referee is still out cold.
Zandig stands up dripping in his own blood, and yells out in anger. Zandig wraps the chain around Funk’s throat. Funk is in real danger now as Zandig sits on his back, locking a chain assisted camel clutch. Funk starts tapping, but the referee is knocked out on the outside, and Zandig releases the hold. Zandig gets out of the ring, and tries to wake up the referee. No sign of life in that referee. Zandig stomps the referee and then gets back into the ring.
Funk grabs the chain from the scythe and whips it against Zandig’s calf knocking him to the mat. Funk points to the top rope, and climbs up the turnbuckles. Funk shrugs and hits a very sloppy looking moonsault. Funk’s knee connects with Zandig’s head. Zandig is knocked out, and Funk covers him.
A referee runs down to the ring, and slides into the count 1….2…3!
(Desperado by The Eagles plays throughout the arena)
Terry Funk hobbles up to his feet, and gets his arm raised by the referee. Chants of “Thank You Terry” happen throughout the arena. Funk stumbles around the ring, before falling through the ropes in Funk fashion. The crowd cheers. Funk gets up to his feet and hobbles to the back.
Zandig rolls out of the ring covered in blood, and clearly recovering from being knocked out. Zandig walks to the back, his head hung in shame.
Dave Prazzak turns the microphone on.
Prazzak: “That’s been FUNK HOUSE BRAWL! What a great show, everyone drive safe and we’ll see you at the next show!”
