Retrospect
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Post by Retrospect on Jul 18, 2021 0:02:16 GMT -5
I feel like a lot of these quotes ended with Monsoon saying “Will you stop!”
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 18, 2021 4:34:59 GMT -5
Heenan: Monsoon, do you know how Paul Bearer got that urn? Monsoon: No, how? Heenan: The old fashion way, he earned it... BOOOOO! |
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Post by ¡Twist Of 45 and 47! on Jul 18, 2021 5:36:03 GMT -5
Any lines from JR and King during Taker vs Flair at Wrestlemania X8.
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rateddal
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Post by rateddal on Jul 18, 2021 6:49:46 GMT -5
Another Heenan one from WM VII when Elizabeth saved Macho and the audience is crying. "Maybe her shoes are too tight."
Then after recapping the first part of the show he said He'd rather have some money than a skirt.
Also anytime IRS fought, Brain referencing IRS' tie as his tongue makes me laugh every single time.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 18, 2021 6:54:45 GMT -5
I'd like to think that one day someone finds a blooper reel of Monsoon & Heenan.
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Post by MKSavage on Jul 18, 2021 11:17:35 GMT -5
Heenan: Monsoon, do you know how Paul Bearer got that urn? Monsoon: No, how? Heenan: The old fashion way, he earned it... BOOOOO! Why Booo? |
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 18, 2021 12:28:38 GMT -5
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Post by MKSavage on Jul 18, 2021 13:23:10 GMT -5
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Post by The Brain on Jul 18, 2021 17:08:40 GMT -5
Gorilla on Taker...
''Always that eerie smell of formaldehyde when you're around him''
Bobby-''I thought that was your cologne? You buy that cheap stuff all the time so you can get a free comb!''
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nibs92
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Post by nibs92 on Jul 21, 2021 15:00:28 GMT -5
Survivor Series 91
Heenan “Jim Louis Arena what a place!”
Monsoon “Joe Louis, Joe Louis.. who’s Jim Louis??”
Heenan “Who’s Joe Louis??”
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Post by The Brain on Jul 21, 2021 16:28:43 GMT -5
''He's been the best President since Noriega''- Bobby Heenan  |
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 21, 2021 16:51:08 GMT -5
Monsoon: Sitting ringside are Stu & Helen Hart. They have 12 children.
Heenan: Yep. One of each.
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nibs92
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Post by nibs92 on Jul 22, 2021 11:06:00 GMT -5
Heenan “Whoooaaah can Tito’s sister belt one out!”
Monsoon “Will you stop”
Heenan “It’s Areeba McEntire!!”
Monsoon “It is not!”
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 22, 2021 11:50:36 GMT -5
Heenan: Tito Santana has over 52 family members in attendance tonight.
Monsoon: Is that right? I didn't know that.
Heenan: More would have shown up, but they only had 2 cars.
Monsoon: Would you stop?! I knew you were up to no good!
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Post by The Brain on Jul 22, 2021 13:20:08 GMT -5
Bobby-''ever say hello to Tatanka?
Gorilla-''Yes''
Bobby-''You do it properly?''
Gorilla -''Yes''
Bobby- ''You went Hey-how are ya, Hey-how are ya, Hey-how are ya!?''
Gorilla'' He doesn't do that!''
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 22, 2021 15:46:57 GMT -5
Monsoon: Wow. Listen to that ovation for Razor Ramon!
Heenan: Looks like he combs his hair with a pork chop.
Monsoon: Will you stop!
Heenan: Are you jealous, Monsoon? I bet for you, dandruff is a thrill.
Monsoon: I said stop!
Heenan: You used to use Head & Shoulders. Now you use Mop & Glow.
Monsoon: I'm gonna throw you out of here!
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rateddal
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Post by rateddal on Jul 22, 2021 16:09:42 GMT -5
WM VII
Monsoon: Any idea what it takes to be a Grand Champion, Brain?
Heenan: ugh yeah, you have to eat (insert some random huge number) pieces of rice in (some ridiculous short amount of time.)
Heenan: with chop sticks.
Monsoon: Will you stop?
Also from that match the Fred Kitao conversation floors me all the time.
Strange name for a Japanese man, Fred.
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Post by The Brain on Jul 22, 2021 16:15:36 GMT -5
That time where Bobby laughed non stop during a Duggan match
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nibs92
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Post by nibs92 on Jul 28, 2021 6:55:04 GMT -5
T.L. Hopper coming to the ring for a match against Marc Mero. The toilet sound effects of his theme is playing.
Jerry Lawler asks what the smell is and Vince says the noises are just sound effects but the smell may be Betsy (Hopper’s plunger).
The King quips “is that the woman sat behind us?”
Cracked me up!
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 28, 2021 17:11:58 GMT -5
(During a WCW match)
Schiavone: This crowd rallying for Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Crowd: U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
Heenan (looks at the crowd): S.O.A.P! S.O.A.P! S.O.A.P!
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