Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2021 19:17:41 GMT -5
Sept 3, 2016 17:43:07 GMT -5 @Deleted said:
WFWF.com Official Statement
We regret to inform you that former WFWF Superstar, Scars and Stripes battle royal winner, and former WFWF International champion Solomon Crow has been found dead in a dark alley way in the outskirts of Boston. The former champion hasn't been seen on WFWF television in around two years but the loss is still sad to hear. Reports from the police indicate that Crow's body had severe lashes across the back, a severed big toe, and multiple bruises to the face. While this sounds like a homicide, many believe that Crow had simply gone off the rails of a crazy train and likely injured himself. With the recent deaths in the WFWF, it seems as if a higher entity has placed a curse on the wrestling federation. But who cares, Drakz and Josh Dean defend their WFWF World Tag Team Championships against Samael Ahriman and David Brennan live at Horizon! Don't miss the exciting action!
BREAKING NEWS - Despite our previous report in 2016, former WFWF Superstar, Scars and Stripes Battle Royal winner, and former WFWF International champion Solomon Crow is actually alive. The former wrestling star recently announced his new podcast, streaming live on all your favourite podcasting platforms, co-hosted by Kendall the Life Insurance Guy. When asked for a comment, Crow claims he "worked the wrestling world, bro" and that this was his master plan all along. We asked the WFWF office for a comment but they did not get back to us. Corners of wrestling Twitter went wild, with some claiming this as the greatest work in the history of the world and others believing that Crow is the long-lost son of John F. Kennedy (the other one).
Nobody in the real world cares.
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