Post by John Blud on Feb 10, 2008 13:35:13 GMT -5
- The New Alhambra Arena was PACKED with loads of movie marks.
1.) Chuck Taylor def. Spyral B.K.N.Y, Ricochet, Ryan McBride, and Pinkie Sanchez in an "Aerial Assault" match. MOTN.
- The end of the match was wacky. Spyral was on the ladder with Chuck Taylor, and then grabbed onto the chain in which an envelope was hanging off of. He then dropped and hit the mat. Chuck hesitated on the ladder for like 5 minutes, waiting for Spyral to get up, before just grabbing the envelope once Spyral was climbing up. Spyral then took the envelope from Chuck, and dropped to the mat, and was declared the winner. Then Zandig came out and gave Chuck the envelope. Odd ending.
- They did a scene for "The Wrestler", in which Zandig came out beforehand and said "Boo Necro and Cheer Ram." And everyone, surprisingly, did as they were told. They did two takes for this.
2.) Team Andrew def. The Iron Saints.
- Highlights of this match were Adam Circumstance telling Sal Thomaselli that he has a small penis.
- Nicky Benz, who is so awesome, came out and talked about how he's starting a new hollywood agency, and his first talent is Javi-Air, which leads to..
3.) LJ Cruz def. Javi-Air.
- Match sucked.
- @#$%^& (Beef Wellington & Greg Excellent) came to the ring and did their usual comedy mic time. Kylie Pierce was introduced as their nutritional coach, and Greg gave her a stuffed animal tiger for Valentines day, which led to..
4.) @#$%^& def. Joe Gacy & Alex Colon
- Match sucked.
5.) Sabian def. Brandon Thomaselli
- Not a bad match, a bunch of stiff stuff here and there.
6.) DJ Hyde def. WHACKS
- Before the match, DJ Hyde took 5 hours to ducktape WHACKS' valet to the ring post. WHACKS came in from the crowd and attacked DJ with a barbed wire bat. The spots took soooooo long to set up and to execute. Just a really slow match, the spots were fun but other than that it was boring and drawn out too long.
7.) Naptown Dragons (Scotty Vorteckz & Dustin Lee) def. Danny Demanto & Jon Dahmer to win the CZW Tag Titles.
- Demanto isn't over anymore, plenty of "
YOU DANNY" chants.
- Vordell Walker comes to the ring and says that Joker isn't in the arena tonight..even though he came to ringside earlier with Sabian. Brilliant. Cue random music, followed by KEVIN STEEN'S theme!
8.) Vordell Walker vs Kevin Steen came to a No Contest after Vordell reversed the Package Piledriver into some wacky leg lock. Steen grabbed the ropes but Vordell wouldn't let go, since instead of disqualifying Vordell, the ref makes it a no contest..yeah..
9.) LuFisto def. Sexxxy Eddy
- Match was alright. They were recording crowd reactions for "The Wrestler" so there were random "RAM" chants and such during the match. Eddy cut a promo saying he won't be coming back, in a heel kind of way.
10.) Nick Gage vs Ruckus turned into a cluster of nonsense.
- Drew Blood ran out in the opening moments of the match and beat up Ruckus and Gage. LOL. Then Gage beat the crapout of him. Cue Devon Moore. Big cluster brawl. They teased Gage/Ruckus restarting the match. Zandig randomly said "FIVE MORE MINUTES" on the mic, I don't understand why since the match didn't end due to time limit or anything. Match didn't happen.
11.) Drake Younger def. Brain Damage to win the UVU and Ironman Titles.
- If you've seen the other Drake/Damage matches, you've seen them all. The only thing that was different was that Damage was SQUIRTING BLOOD FROM HIS FOREHEAD INTO THE FRONT ROW. Nasty scene.
- More movie taping.
- After the taping, Necro got onto the mic and said that he had to thank one man for his Hollywood success, NICKY BENZ! Hilarious stuff. Nicky Benz and Javi-Air come out, cut a small promo, cue Danny Havoc. Havoc talks about how Necro sold out. Danny gets into the ring, Necro rushes him and then start to brawl. CUE WIFEBEATER WITH A WEED WHACKER. Wifebeater literally BEATS THE crapout of Javi-Air. Brawl into the crowd. Wifebeater hits Javi-Air with a trashcan atleast 20 times. Danny Havoc dives off the area above the doors through two tables onto somebody, not sure if it was Necro or Javi-Air.
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The show was just "meh".
1.) Chuck Taylor def. Spyral B.K.N.Y, Ricochet, Ryan McBride, and Pinkie Sanchez in an "Aerial Assault" match. MOTN.
- The end of the match was wacky. Spyral was on the ladder with Chuck Taylor, and then grabbed onto the chain in which an envelope was hanging off of. He then dropped and hit the mat. Chuck hesitated on the ladder for like 5 minutes, waiting for Spyral to get up, before just grabbing the envelope once Spyral was climbing up. Spyral then took the envelope from Chuck, and dropped to the mat, and was declared the winner. Then Zandig came out and gave Chuck the envelope. Odd ending.
- They did a scene for "The Wrestler", in which Zandig came out beforehand and said "Boo Necro and Cheer Ram." And everyone, surprisingly, did as they were told. They did two takes for this.
2.) Team Andrew def. The Iron Saints.
- Highlights of this match were Adam Circumstance telling Sal Thomaselli that he has a small penis.
- Nicky Benz, who is so awesome, came out and talked about how he's starting a new hollywood agency, and his first talent is Javi-Air, which leads to..
3.) LJ Cruz def. Javi-Air.
- Match sucked.
- @#$%^& (Beef Wellington & Greg Excellent) came to the ring and did their usual comedy mic time. Kylie Pierce was introduced as their nutritional coach, and Greg gave her a stuffed animal tiger for Valentines day, which led to..
4.) @#$%^& def. Joe Gacy & Alex Colon
- Match sucked.
5.) Sabian def. Brandon Thomaselli
- Not a bad match, a bunch of stiff stuff here and there.
6.) DJ Hyde def. WHACKS
- Before the match, DJ Hyde took 5 hours to ducktape WHACKS' valet to the ring post. WHACKS came in from the crowd and attacked DJ with a barbed wire bat. The spots took soooooo long to set up and to execute. Just a really slow match, the spots were fun but other than that it was boring and drawn out too long.
7.) Naptown Dragons (Scotty Vorteckz & Dustin Lee) def. Danny Demanto & Jon Dahmer to win the CZW Tag Titles.
- Demanto isn't over anymore, plenty of "
YOU DANNY" chants.- Vordell Walker comes to the ring and says that Joker isn't in the arena tonight..even though he came to ringside earlier with Sabian. Brilliant. Cue random music, followed by KEVIN STEEN'S theme!
8.) Vordell Walker vs Kevin Steen came to a No Contest after Vordell reversed the Package Piledriver into some wacky leg lock. Steen grabbed the ropes but Vordell wouldn't let go, since instead of disqualifying Vordell, the ref makes it a no contest..yeah..
9.) LuFisto def. Sexxxy Eddy
- Match was alright. They were recording crowd reactions for "The Wrestler" so there were random "RAM" chants and such during the match. Eddy cut a promo saying he won't be coming back, in a heel kind of way.
10.) Nick Gage vs Ruckus turned into a cluster
of nonsense.- Drew Blood ran out in the opening moments of the match and beat up Ruckus and Gage. LOL. Then Gage beat the crapout of him. Cue Devon Moore. Big cluster
brawl. They teased Gage/Ruckus restarting the match. Zandig randomly said "FIVE MORE MINUTES" on the mic, I don't understand why since the match didn't end due to time limit or anything. Match didn't happen.11.) Drake Younger def. Brain Damage to win the UVU and Ironman Titles.
- If you've seen the other Drake/Damage matches, you've seen them all. The only thing that was different was that Damage was SQUIRTING BLOOD FROM HIS FOREHEAD INTO THE FRONT ROW. Nasty scene.
- More movie taping.
- After the taping, Necro got onto the mic and said that he had to thank one man for his Hollywood success, NICKY BENZ! Hilarious stuff. Nicky Benz and Javi-Air come out, cut a small promo, cue Danny Havoc. Havoc talks about how Necro sold out. Danny gets into the ring, Necro rushes him and then start to brawl. CUE WIFEBEATER WITH A WEED WHACKER. Wifebeater literally BEATS THE crapout of Javi-Air. Brawl into the crowd. Wifebeater hits Javi-Air with a trashcan atleast 20 times. Danny Havoc dives off the area above the doors through two tables onto somebody, not sure if it was Necro or Javi-Air.
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The show was just "meh".
