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Post by The Funniest Guy in Pants on Feb 14, 2008 17:58:59 GMT -5
A Pow right to the kisser He wasn't an astronaut, he just used space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife!
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Reasoning through Questioning
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. -Plato
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Post by Reasoning through Questioning on Feb 14, 2008 18:56:50 GMT -5
A Pow right to the kisser He wasn't an astronaut, he just used space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife! ;D I use that line all the time. Straight to the moon biotch!
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Post by irishcollector on Feb 14, 2008 19:42:56 GMT -5
Mr Badgrammer himself Nothing but I have this girl I am really close with I will bring her to them movies or something cheesy like that
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Post by B®ÄУȟ ÏÄÑ on Feb 14, 2008 20:31:18 GMT -5
It's aspects like this that make me somewhat glad to be single... No gifts. I'm stingy.
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Post by nigjig on Feb 14, 2008 20:37:34 GMT -5
the only thing i give a woman is my spermies
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Post by Focalin on Feb 15, 2008 16:01:37 GMT -5
My girlfriend and I both hate valentines day, it's nothing special "just another reason to spend money" But she said "all I want is just 1 rose." So I led her to believe she wasn't getting anything. She came over my house after school and I told her to just go play on the computer until I told her to come up (To my room.) And I laid down 8 roses on my steps, 2 on the floor by my room, and 1 inside my room with the door closed. Next to each rose was a piece of paper that read out "okay, I know you said you wanted "only one" so I got you "only one" for every month we've been together." (it was like, 2-3 words per paper) Than, on the piece of paper inside my room said "happy valentines day!"
simple.
yet she was so happy she cried.
awesome feeling. awesome feeling indeed.
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Post by hellogoodbye on Feb 18, 2008 2:28:34 GMT -5
some of this good lovin! ( and chocolate)
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Post by Odafin Tutuola on Feb 18, 2008 2:54:26 GMT -5
Nothing, I don't have a girlfriend
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