brethartfan97
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Post by brethartfan97 on Dec 13, 2007 20:51:25 GMT -5
But was it consentual?
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BRYAN
Superstar
Joined on: Dec 19, 2006 17:02:28 GMT -5
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Post by BRYAN on Dec 13, 2007 21:27:52 GMT -5
how exactly do you  a bike? |
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Post by Hulkamaniac on Dec 13, 2007 22:24:06 GMT -5
This definitely could be escalating behavior. First a bike, tomorrow a motorcycle. Before you know it, he'll be having sex with a car. We can't allow this.
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rollinhardcore
Main Eventer
No ghost humping
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Post by rollinhardcore on Dec 13, 2007 22:34:33 GMT -5
how exactly do you a bike? I wonder if you can read... |
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Mike Dell
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Post by Mike Dell on Dec 13, 2007 22:57:49 GMT -5
how were the able to prove he was having sexual relations with a bicycle?  ? they gave the bike a rape kit, the semen on the victim matched the accused. |
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Post by Death Bear on Dec 13, 2007 22:58:24 GMT -5
To the guy who asked how they can prove it and the man wondering how he ed a bike, one answer: Two cleaning ladies unlocked the door to his hotel room with their master key and caught Robert Stewart, naked from the waist down, holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth. In essense, he was humping the bike. ...which is not illegal. Hell, depending on how he was holding the bike, he could very well have been simulating riding a bike naked, if he was rubbing his junk against the seat. You just don't know. |
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Dec 13, 2007 23:20:49 GMT -5
There are people on the sex offender list for pissing in public. ...good thing I've never gotten caught, or I'll have to start knocking on doors. The bike didn't say "no." Silence = consent. |
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Post by amxfiles on Dec 14, 2007 0:03:42 GMT -5
This guy took the song Bicycle Race a step too far.
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Post by Lennon on Dec 14, 2007 0:11:22 GMT -5
The bell on the bike was obviously broken. How could it scream for help?
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