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Post by B®ÄУȟ ÏÄÑ on Jul 5, 2007 16:35:32 GMT -5
Those were delightfully comical.
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Post by manstration on Jul 5, 2007 17:51:59 GMT -5
There is one rule that has been proven to now be obsolete
#5644: When planning to use the announce tables, always use the Spanish one first.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2007 17:54:12 GMT -5
#662 It is almost a given that if Kennedy is about to get something, he will be screwed out of it. (MITB, Vince Death Angle)
#194 Steve Austin must show up at least twice a year and will usually stun one, if not more, figures of authority before leaving.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2007 17:55:23 GMT -5
There is one rule that has been proven to now be obsolete #5644: When planning to use the announce tables, always use the Spanish one first. #5644a. When there is no Spanish announce table, always use ECW's. |
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 5, 2007 18:04:25 GMT -5
Law #2332- Any bothched move will be known as a "modified (insert botched move name)" by the announce team.
Law #308- When delivering a punch to your opponent's head, stomp your foot for added effect.
Law #6543- No one shall mention how a missed kneedrop will tear the "lateral collateral ligament" (located somewhere in the knee) but Gorilla Monsoon.
Law #2222- Fake boobs might grant you more fans, but it won't grant you to be a better wrestler.
Law #1231- For a foreign wrestler- no matter how bad your losing streak, you will always "sneak a victory out" when on tour in your homeland.
Law # 2431- Posters of these laws shall refrain from using "too many quotes". ....oops
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Post by ravensgathering on Jul 5, 2007 18:19:27 GMT -5
#1002 - If your ring name is Val Venis and you somehow end up on Raw, you will lose.
#3023 - King Bookers Pinkie must always get more TV time then The Cruiserweights.
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Post by E-Noon on Jul 5, 2007 19:15:29 GMT -5
Gold.and very very true.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2007 20:15:21 GMT -5
#1002 - If your ring name is Val Venis and you somehow end up on Raw, you will lose. #3023 - King Bookers Pinkie must always get more TV time then The Cruiserweights. When RAW comes to town , I'm gonna make a sign for Val to boost his morale and more than likley confuse him. |
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Post by ultimatethey on Jul 5, 2007 20:41:14 GMT -5
#1002 - If your ring name is Val Venis and you somehow end up on Raw, you will lose. #3023 - King Bookers Pinkie must always get more TV time then The Cruiserweights. When RAW comes to town , I'm gonna make a sign for Val to boost his morale and more than likley confuse him. For the king booker one is correct  |
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Post by superbad on Jul 5, 2007 21:23:30 GMT -5
#163- While in a royal rumble with steve austin, each stunner he gives becomes less and less effective. #165- When a heel uses a wepon or outside sources he's a bastard, SOB, underhanded and a cheater. However, if a face does the same thing he's "doing what it takes to win because he wants the title so bad" #167- 2/4 monthly RAWs will have a pointless 6man tag with a stare down before Monk comes on.#168- PPV main eventers WILL tag up the week before their match. #169- Mick Foley's "last match" is just that...............til he comes out with another book, plugs it on RAW and gets 'interupted' by some superstar fresh off of end a storyline. #172- The newest young heel on the scene WILL be the one to "awaken the hardcore legend" in mick foley. whew that was alot, enjoy that was pure f'n gold. ok I have some: rule #1 - it is suggested to watch an ultimate warrior promo before talking on a mic, so you know what NOT to say. rule #...: make sure you sell something more than khali, but less than HBK rule # whatever: when you are not sure about going into a match, or just want to take a vacation, tell your boss you have elevated enzymes of the liver. rule# whatever: OVW, WWE, TNA, repeat rule: when in a storyline against a monster-like caracther, make sure you dress like him and bang a doll that looks like a dead chick. rule: no matter what wrestler you are YOU WILL ALL MAKE HISTORY, if you are big you'll be in hall of fame. if your small, prepare for wrestlecrap |
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Post by ★Mr. Korn★ on Jul 5, 2007 22:15:20 GMT -5
Rule 52: If Chavo Guerrero does the Three Amigos Michael Cole will always say its disrespectful and JBL would come back with shut up hes a Guerrero how is it disrespectful.
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Post by jmars on Jul 5, 2007 23:09:18 GMT -5
Rule #69: Cole will always try and cover up his mistakes.
*remembers when he reffered to Kane as The Undertaker.*
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Post by rkolegendkilla on Jul 5, 2007 23:32:10 GMT -5
Rule #1: "This thread got extremely lame after the first page."
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Post by カMute09 on Jul 6, 2007 0:16:15 GMT -5
can some one post a link to these all
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Post by B-Lish on Jul 6, 2007 0:26:28 GMT -5
Heres one
A wrestler will always be hurt or start to fade until the crowd claps or chants his name which, like eating Popeyes spinich, allows him to incredibly move as if he was never touched
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Jul 6, 2007 0:29:51 GMT -5
Here's an unwritten law for you...if your finishing move is the same as a wrestler who is more popular than you, you are forbidden to continue using it. Especially if you do it better than said more popular wrestler.
Don't believe me? Ask Sean O'Haire.
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Post by Mr. PerpetuaLynch Motion on Jul 6, 2007 4:47:06 GMT -5
I dunno, I got one that's pretty lame
Never say "I've beaten everyone on the roster", 9 times out of 10, someone will always appear to prove you wrong... and 99.9 % of the time, it's gonna be Kane...
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Post by bowdowntotheking on Jul 6, 2007 6:42:05 GMT -5
i really liked the
hulking up one
the sledge hammer one
and the one wear wrestlers can break the law
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Post by mephisto on Jul 6, 2007 9:18:27 GMT -5
Here's an unwritten law for you...if your finishing move is the same as a wrestler who is more popular than you, you are forbidden to continue using it. Especially if you do it better than said more popular wrestler. Don't believe me? Ask Sean O'Haire. well said. |
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Post by Yeezy's Mullet: Team X Blades on Jul 6, 2007 14:57:45 GMT -5
# 22- friendly heel=Heel Turn.
# 26- if a pin attempt is to be broken by a flying move from the top rope, the two count will always last as long as it takes for said top rope move to be performed.
# 28- WWE is where great stables go to die.
# 29- when a ref is issuing the 5 count, he'll always get to 4 and and then say "c'mon _____ break the hold"
# 34- If your name is ric flair, refs push back.
# 36- If a face gets screwed out of his title shot, he'll be put into a triple threat match with the champ and man who screwed him.
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