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Post by lariato on Nov 21, 2007 5:25:52 GMT -5
I knew mostly all of these, but I love reading them. Also, the ones that Chicago posted are always funny to read.
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Post by ● kaneisdaman ● on Nov 21, 2007 7:24:55 GMT -5
Thanks for that info, i had a quick browse through, i actually already know some of that stuff. Pretty interesting.
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Post by purpleisaaw on Nov 21, 2007 12:23:58 GMT -5
i knew a few but it definantly was an interesting read
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Post by Christian on Nov 21, 2007 12:26:19 GMT -5
14 bottles of wine wtf?
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Post by jack on Nov 21, 2007 12:53:40 GMT -5
Dymaite Kid is a dick But **Andre the Giant drank fourteen bottles of wine before his match with Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania III. I CANT STOP ING LAUGHING
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Post by jack on Nov 21, 2007 13:20:23 GMT -5
11. Steve Lombardi is/was Pat Patterson's secret lover.
12. R&R Express walk in on Jimmy Valiant laying on the floor jerking off under a glass table that a hooker is crapting on. Ricky throws up and leaves, while Robert stays to watch. (2 Girls 1 Cup anyone?) 18. El Dandy's banged both Lita AND Fishman & Lola Gonzales's hot daughter. El Dandy is Christ 28. There was this dude called John Arezzi who hosted a radio show and did some promoting. He promoted a AAA tour around the US and insisted on using Woman as a manager for Psicosis, because he used to be in love with her. Konnan was booking Baja California, and since he was friends with Woman (from ECW), he got her to do a small tour around Tijuana, Mexicali... After a Tijuana (I think) show everybody went back to their rooms. The TJ guys just stayed at home, Konnan shared a room with his buddies and Woman had her own room. Very late (in the midnight) somebody started screaming and pounding hard on Konnan's door. He opened the door and it was a half naked Nancy Sullivan whose face was a mess. They let her in and she told them that she got high with Metal and they were about to , but he was so ing wasted that he couldn't get it up from all the crap he'd been doing all day. So... he started biting her ass realllly hard. She hit him in the face with something to get him off, he then hit her back and she just escaped as soon as she could. At the time Konnan was scared because he didn't want to get on Peña's back side by having an argument with Metal, and he was afraid it would cost him his WCW job if this got to Sullivan. Years later I told him "If Sullivan had found about it, he'd probably have gone down Mexico and cut Metal's balls off". He then said "Not really, he probably beats her up even worse"...
So Chris Benoit is horrible but Kevin Sullivan is alright? 37. TAKA ed Sunny while Candido watched. HOLY crap AHAHAHAHA 42. Mae Young & Fabulous Moolah are a lesbian couple. 45. There were constant bisexual orgies in the OMEGA lockerroom.
46. Lita has been pissed on by Steve Corino and Danny Doring. 50. Simon Dean (Super Nova) enjoys the feel of pudding. Take that for what you will. Damn 62. According to a referee who was released from the WWF, Bradshaw tied up a wrestler in the shower while he was naked and rubbed baby oil all over him threatening to rape him until he cried while the lockerroom looked on and laughed. I think the victim might have date-raped a girl, or may have just not been well-liked. It was never specified who the victim was other than this happened in like '98 or '99 and the guy was a fairly well known wrestler, I also heard it might have been Brian Christopher aka Grandmaster Sexay. So JBL is a bully? I can see this now. 70. Andre The Giant once called Kamala a n****r and Kamala stuck a gun to his face. Andre was nice to Kamala after that. HA! 75. Bulldog Bob Brower was pretty open about being a card carrying member of the KKK. Thats golden 76. Trish Stratus and Lillian Garcia getting to “know each other” really well. If true, this is amazing. 92. Stephanie McMahon has a strap-on & has used it on Austin, HHH & Chyna. Shiiitt 93. El Dandy was caught by Fishman when he was banging his daughter (I think she was a minor), and he no-showed several shows where the two were booked together because Fish threatened to kick his ass. When heat died down, El Dandy repaid him by also ing his wife. As said, El Dandy is Christ 132. Chris Harris went over to Bob Ryder's apartment early this year (February or March?) and jacked off for Bob. But that had to stop when a beefy, ecstasy addicted Abyss moved in with Bob. 416. EVERYONE hates Steve Corino. Thats too funny 437. Sabu bitch slapped a fan for using his real name outside of a show. What Sabu did not know was the guy was a childhood friend he had not seen in like 15 years. Pwnd 446. Chris Benoit invented the triple German suplex back in the 80s; Steve Strong was the Trans-Canadian Heavyweight Champion, but was a real dick about it backstage, so one day before a match with Benoit, Beef Wellington jacked off all over the back of the belt before he put it on. Once the match began, Strong's belly was so sticky that Benoit couldn't get his arms off of it until after the third suplex. Thats too good of a story. 451. Brutus Beefcake is gay and only likes black guys. He also only works for feds that get him blow. L...O...L 265. Traci Brooks and Sinn (of the new Church, NOT Chris Champion) were an item when they both went up to Nashville for NWA-TNA together....until Traci cheated on him and banged CM Punk!
262. C.M. Punk started banging Tracy Brooks in TNA but Lucy/Daffney didn't know this while she was in OVW during her WWE dev. deal. So when TNA P-P-Vs were over, he'd go over to OVW land and boink Lucy and then do blow before going back to Brooks at ROH shows on the weekend. This lasted for a while... until Lucy got let go by WWE at which point she asked him about possibly going back to ROH. Realizing his sharade was about up, he told her that Gabe didn't have any room and then broke up with her. Devastated beyond belief by the shock of losing her WWE deal, getting dumped by her boyfriend and then learning about Tracy Brooks, then getting blocked in ROH, she quit the business. Straight Edge My Ass Real or not, great reads
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