MIW 2006 Diary{Saturday Nights Main Event 1 Is Up}

Dink The Clown vs Mascarita Sagrada vs Max Mini vs Octagoncito (For The EWW MIDGET Title) : Spin kick by Max Mini to the face. MaxMini hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Octagoncito. Octagon ci hits an arm drag on Sagrada. Flying knee to the face from Octagoncito. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tag between Octagoncito and Dink The Clown. Mascarita Sagrada takes a knee lift from Dink. Tag to Max Mini. Dink walks into a high dropkick from Max Mini. Max Mini misses a clothesline. Dink The Clown hits MaxMini with a Powerbomb. Pin, three count, it's over. Dink The Clown pins MaxMini. Double Arm DDT by Mascarita Sagrada. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. There's a two count on the pin. Sagrada uses a basement dropkick to the knee & Then Does a Flying Leg Drop. Tag to Octagoncito. Big kick from Octagon ci. Face crusher from Octagon ci on Sagrada. Mascarita Sagrada ducks a clothesline attempt. Mascarita Sagrada hits a rolling kick on Octagon ci. Back heel kick off the second rope, Octagon ci goes down then Sagrada Does a Triple Cannon Ball Lionsault. Pin, three count, it's over. Mascarita Sagrada pins Octagon ci. Super kick by Mascarita Sagrada. Vicious kick to the teeth from Mascarita Sagrada. Akira Maeda would be proud. Sagrada Dropkicks Dink but Dink Bounces right up and When Sagrada Turns Around Dink Body Slams Him & Bounces of the rope Then llusion Drop!!! Pin, but Sagrada Kicks Out. out of nowhere Dink The Clown does a Second Illusion Drop!!!. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Dink The Clown!!!

Carly Colon is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Jeff Hardy, who comes out from the back.,
Carly: Jeff How Does it Feel to be the Tag Champs With Your Bro Matt?
Jeff: It Feels Great
[Carly Taunts Jeff]
Carly: Das Cool Jeff. How Do you Like That Your in a tag match tonight
Jeff: Its Cool
[Carly Taunts Jeff]
Jeff: Do you Have Some Problem
Carly: No
[Carly Taunts Jeff]
but the constant taunts from Colon soon annoy Hardy, and he attacks Carly Colon! He lays Colon out, but only after destroying most of of the set in the short brawl.

20 Man Battle Royal (For The EWW X Title) : Kick from Charlie Haas to the leg. the Hass Trows Out Mark Briscoe. (Elimination # 1) Second rope flying axe handle, Colon goes down. Carly Colon got bundled out by Kazarian. (Elimination # 2) Carly Gets Mad & Then Attacks a Crowd Member. Sick Nick Mondo takes a right hand to the temple from Jordan. Jordan tried to get Sick Nick Mondo over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Johnny Kashmere got bundled out by Kidman. (Elimination # 3) Lawler uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Lawler went for the elimination, but Shannon Moore held on to the ropes. Big dropkick by Low Ki, who got good elevation. Kid Romeo got eliminated by Low Ki. (Elimination # 4) AJ Styles strikes Jordan. Styles threw Orlando Jordan over the top rope. (Elimination # 5) Hard back suplex on Mondo. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Shannon went for the elimination, but Sick Nick Mondo held on to the ropes. Kick from Chavo Guerrero to the leg. Charlie Haas got eliminated by Chavo. (Elimination # 6) Lightning kick by Eddie on Mondo. Eddie went for the elimination, but Sick Nick Mondo held on to the ropes. AJ Styles strikes Chavo. Chavo Guerrero got bundled out by Styles. (Elimination # 7) Gowan hits a flying kick on Drake. Gowan threw Danny Drake over the top rope. (Elimination # 8) Ian Knoxx strikes Eddie. Fast Eddie got thrown over the top rope by Knoxx. (Elimination # 9) Danielson takes a chop from Gowan. Gowan hits a quick kick on Danielson. Brian Lawler takes a butterfly suplex from Low Ki. Brian Lawler got thrown over the top rope by Low Ki. (Elimination # 10) Gowan hits a back kick. Ian Knoxx was eliminated by Gowan. (Elimination # 11) Zach Gowan strikes Berk. Nick Berk was eliminated by Gowan. (Elimination # 12) Shannon walks into a high dropkick from Billy Kidman. Kidman tried to get Shannon Moore over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Sick Nick Mondo with a spinning neckbreaker on Kazarian. Frankie Kazarian got bundled out by Mondo. (Elimination # 13) Gowan hits a quick kick on Danielson. Gowan threw Bryan Danielson over the top rope. (Elimination # 14) Back heel kick from Gowan on Mondo. Gowan tried to get Sick Nick Mondo over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Zach Gowan arm drags Mondo over The Rope But Mondo Flips Over & Drop Kicks Gowen. Kidman takes a flying neckbreaker from AJ Styles. Billy Kidman was eliminated by Styles. (Elimination # 15) Shannon hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Shannon Then Dropkicks AJ & Then Hits Him with the The Mooregasm Then Trows AJ Out. (Elimination # 16) Driven DDT by Shannon Moore. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Shannon tried to get Sick Nick Mondo over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Second rope flying axe handle, Shannon goes down. Low Ki tried to eliminate Shannon Moore, who hung onto the top rope. Shannon Moore scores with a back heel kick on Gowan. Zach Gowan got thrown over the top rope by Shannon. (Elimination # 17) Spinning back kick from Shannon Moore. Low Ki got eliminated by Shannon. (Elimination # 18) Flying reverse elbow by Shannon Moore. Power drive elbow by Shannon Moore. Mondo counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker Mondo goes up on the top rope Mondo Trys to goe for a Swanton Bomb But Shannon Gets Up the Top Rope and Try to Chokeslam Mondo But Mondo Hurricrannas Shannon Out with him but he hits the ground last
Winner: Sick Nick Mondo!!!
Aftermath: Carly Comes Running to the ring and Spear Mondo & gets Under the ring & gets a 10 Lightubes stuck togather with barbwire on them and Smashes it on Mondo

A Skull on a Hart is Weirdy been Spray Painted On HBKs Wall
HBK: Why Is This Here?

10 Man Battle Royal (For The EWW Cruiserweight Title) : London takes a flying neckbreaker from Amazing Red. Amazing Red The Does a Standing Moonsault. Standing leg lariat by Amazing Red on London. Second rope flying axe handle, Shelley goes down. Chris Sabin comes & Cradle Shocks Shelley. Amazing Red Comes & Moonsaults Shelley. AJ Comes & Styles Clashs Shelly Then Alex Shelley gets thrown over the top rope by Styles. (Elimination # 1) Hardy walks into a spike slam. Christian tried to get Jeff Hardy over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Paul London hits a rolling kick on Romeo. Romeo Trips From The Kick and Falls Over The Rope & hangs on The Rope and he bounces up in the air and Lands On the Ground. Kid Romeo was eliminated by London. (Elimination # 2) Dropkick connects, Gowan goes down. Zach Gowan got eliminated by Hardy. (Elimination # 3) Dropkick connects, Christian goes down. Christian got bundled out by Hardy. (Elimination # 4) Standing leg lariat by Jeff Hardy on Sabin. Hardy went for the elimination, but Chris Sabin held on to the ropes. Kick from Chris Sabin to the leg. Sabin tried to eliminate AJ Styles, who hung onto the top rope. Chris Sabin scores with a back heel kick on Red. Amazing Red was eliminated by Sabin. (Elimination # 5) Super frankensteiner on Sabin, who hit hard. Hardy tried to get Chris Sabin over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Spinning back kick from Gregorey Helms. Paul London was eliminated by Gregorey. (Elimination # 6) Hardy hits a dropkick on Chris Sabin. Hardy tried to eliminate Chris Sabin, who hung onto the top rope. Hard back suplex on Gregorey. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Gregorey Helms was eliminated by Styles. (Elimination # 7) Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Sabin tried to get Jeff Hardy over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Chris Sabin scores with a back heel kick on Styles. AJ Styles got eliminated by Sabin. (Elimination # 8) Chris Sabin gets knocked to the ground by Hardy, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Swanton Bomb! Hardy Takes Sabin Tosses Him Over The Top Rope
Winner: Jeff Hardy

NEW OUTLAWS vs Hardy Boyz vs Triple X 2 vs World's Greatest Tag Team (For The EWW Tag Team Titles) : Shelton takes a vertical suplex.

Weak bodyslam by Bradshaw. Tag to Christopher Daniels. Spin kick by Christopher Daniels to the face. Christopher Daniels scores with a back Suplex on Shelton. Tag between Christopher Daniels and Elix Skipper. Elix Skipper scores with a back Duplex on Shelton too. Legsweep out of

Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Shelton Benjamin fights out of a grapple.

Shelton Benjamin with a spinning neckbreaker on Skipper. Shelton tags out to Charlie Haas. Charlie Haas scores with a big Hurricranna. Pin,

three count, it's over. Charlie Haas pins Skipper. Haas takes a Flying Dropkick Jeff Hardy. Power drive elbow by Jeff Hardy. Hooks the

leg for a close fall. Tag between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. Hardy Boyz whip Haas into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Matt crushes Haas

with a big legdrop. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Haas drops out the back of a Matt Hardy bodyslam attempt. Tag between Charlie Haas and Billy

Gunn. Matt Hardy takes a right hand to the temple from Billy. Billy Gunn scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Tag to Bradshaw.

NEW OUTLAWS whip Matt into the ropes and hit a double Spear. Pin, three count, it's over. Bradshaw pins Matt. Weak bodyslam on Shelton

by Bradshaw. Powerslam from Bradshaw on Shelton. Shelton Benjamin avoids a Bradshaw avalanche. Shelton Benjamin snap suplexes

Bradshaw...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Shelton Benjamin hits a delayed suplex on Bradshaw. Cover for a two

count. Tag to Charlie Haas. Spinebuster by Charlie Haas. Bradshaw comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag between Bradshaw and

Billy Gunn. Billy Gunn scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Haas takes a vertical suplex. Billy only

gets knees on a splash. Charlie Haas strikes Billy. Billy Gunn is in trouble. Super Kick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I'll give it a **1\2 rating.
Winner: World's Greatest Tag Team

World's Greatest Tag Team are in the ring, and they have a short celebration ceremony to mark their recent success.

Orlando Jordan vs CM Punk (For The EWW Intercontinental Title) : CM Punk Kicks Jordan. Jordan reverses a waistlock. Punk hits a punch, but

takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. We have our mandatory ref bump,

as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an Kick to the face. Flapjack from Jordan on Punk. Punk Lands on his feet. Punk drops out the back of a Orlando Jordan bodyslam attempt. Punk hits a dropkick on Orlando Jordan. Lightning kick by

Punk on Jordan. There's a two count on the pin. Jordan walks into a face crusher variation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. CM Punk

gets taken down out of nowhere. Powerslam from Orlando Jordan on Punk. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. CM Punk fights out of a grapple. CM

Punk floors Orlando Jordan. Cm Punk Drags Orlando Jordan to the Top Rope Pepsi Plunge!!!! 1...........2.............3!
Winner: CM Punk
Aftermatch: Mike Awesome has grabbed a chair. Jordan

walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Punk also takes a hard shot. Awesome has laid everybody out! It was close to a ** match, but one

too many blown spots knocks it down to a *1\2 rating.

Shane McMahon comes to the ring. He announces that for the upcoming special guest referee match, the referee will be none other than

Wifebeater! Out from the back comes Wifey, wearing a referee shirt, who plays to the crowd from the entrance way.

Bubba Ray Dudley vs Abyss (For The EWW United States Title) : Abyss gets slammed. Abyss ducks a wild right hand. Abyss Spears Bubba

Ray Dudley. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Abyss scores with a

big spinebuster. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Bubba Ray Dudley pulls a Eye Poke out of nowhere. Rude Awakening on Abyss by

Bubba. Suplex by Bubba Ray Dudley!!!!. Hooks the leg for a two count. Massive lariat, apparently Bubba has been watching The Best Of Stan

Hansen again. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Abyss kicks Bubba Ray Dudley in the gut to reverse the momentum. Big Powerbomb on Bubba. Pinfall

attempt gets a 2.9999. Bubba Ray Dudley fights out of a grapple. Abyss can barely stand. Here it comes - Bubba Bomb. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Bubba Ray Dudley is still in the ring celebrating. Abyss pushes the referee away. Abyss spins Bubba around. Big Boot Abyss Goes & Gets

Thumtack and Poors Them on in the middle of the ring. Abyss Trows Him and Bubba Bounce off the ropes. Abyss hits the Blackhole Slam! **1\2

rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
Winner: Bubba Ray

Texas Deathmatch Sabu vs John Zandig (For The EWW World Title) : The Ring Has a 4 Sides of a Cage On It 1 Side Has Lightubes On It 1 Side has Barbwire On it 1 Side has Thumtack Glued To it and the Last Side Has Class On It and the ring Has Barbwire Ropes and Outside of it are a Big Bucket That Goes Around the ring with lots of Thumtacks in It
Zandig Spear Sabu onto the Barbwire Cage and Then Tosses Him On to the Class one Sabus Aready Bleeding Zandig Picks Sabu Up But Sabu Hurricrannas Him Into the Thumtack Cage Sabu Climbs Rge Barbwire Cage And Climbs Out and Jumps Over The Thumtacks & Gets Lightubes Set Up and Out of no where Zandig Jumps From The Cage onto Sabu Zandig Gets Up & Gets a Table & Scoops Up Some Thumtacks from the bucket and puts them onto the table and Sabu Runs Drop Kicks Zandig into the Big Bucket of Thumtacks!!!!!!! Sabu Jumps Onto the Cage & Then Zandig Gets out of the Bucket and Climbs Too They Both Fight on the Cage and Zandig Picks Up Sabu And Sabu Fights His Way Off and Sabu Chokeslams Zandig off the cage into the bucket of thumtacks!!!!!!! & The Sabu Jumps Down Zandig Hops Out of the way and Sabu Land in the Thumtacks!!!!!! Zandig Gets Himself & Sabu on the Cage and Zandig Chokeslams Sabu into the ring!!!! Zandig Dives And Sabu Pops Up and Hurricrannas Zandig into the Lightube Cage Then Pins Zandig 1.............2.............3!!!!!
Winner: Sabu!!!