Segment 1:
John Cena comes out. He talks about King Booker, cracking jokes about him and his wife. He says that whenever these two titles are going to be unified, he will win that match. Then, Booker comes out, dressed for his match later tonight. He says there is no way that Cena will win the titles because Booker is the better wrestler. Cena says that since he is in a fighting mood, and Booker is ready to compete, they should have the match right now. Booker says no. Then, Cena says if he won't have a match, he will just beat him up. Cena then takes a few shots at the King. Then, Cena puts Booker in the F-U position but, Booker slides off and clubs Cena in the back. He starts to beat down Cena when the refs and security come out and pull the two men apart.
Match 1: Tag-Team Title Tournament: Cryme Tyme vs. The Basham Brothers
Danny Basham takes a right hand to the temple from Shad to start the match. Shad follows it up with a right hand on Danny. He gets a two count on the pin. Shad tags out to JTG. Cryme Tyme then hook up Danny, then hit a double suplex. JTG covers for a quick two count. He hits a legdrop to the back of the head. Danny reverses a wristlock and hits a big clothesline. He gets a two count on the pin. Tag to Doug Basham. Nice piledriver on JTG but, only gets a two count. Big clothesline on JTG. Doug goes for a splash from the top but; JTG avoids it by getting out of the way. JTG hits a dropkick on Doug Basham and gets right back up. Tag between JTG and Shad. Shad hits a right hand on Doug Basham and follows it up with a couple more. Tag to Danny Basham but, takes a right hand to the temple from Shad. Cryme Tyme has Danny Basham to themselves. G-9! 1....2....3! It's over.
Winners: Cryme Time with a G-9 on Danny Basham. (Bashams qualify for Royal Rumble)
After the match Cryme Time celebrate on the ramp.
Segment 2:
Gregory Helms is backstage. He talks about how he is the greatest Cruiserweight champion of all time. He says that nobody will beat him. Whenever they try something, he knows the counter for it. He also says that he will prove that next when he takes on Scotty 2 Hotty. Helms says that he will win the match, and qualify for the Royal Rumble. He then says he will go on to Wrestlemania 23 and become the first Cruiserweight and World Heavyweight Champion at the same time.
Match 2: Royal Rumble Qualifier: Gregory Helms vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Flying elbow from Scotty 2 Hotty connects to start off the match. Super frankensteiner on Helms, who was hit hard and is loopy as a result. Scotty goes for the pin, and hooks the leg for a two count. Helms backdrops Scotty 2 Hotty out of a piledriver attempt. He then hits a standing leg lariat, followed by a rolling kick. Helms goes for the win but, only gets a two count. Helms, in frustration hits a DDT from the top rope. He however, only gets a two count and slams his hands into the mat in anger. Helms then goes up and hits a flying elbow. Scotty finally gets back into the match and flips out of a Gregory Helms bodyslam attempt. Scotty crushes Helms with a legdrop and hooks his leg for a two count. Scotty hits a spin kick to the face sends the Helms flying across the ring. Out of nowhere, Helms gets back up and hits a huge Tornado DDT. Just as Helms is trying to put Scotty away, Rey Mysterio comes out with a steel chair. As Helms is distracted by Rey, Scotty comes from behind and pushes Helms into Rey, who swings the chair but, Helms ducks and Scotty gets blasted. Helms then pushes Mysterio off the apron and then finishes off Scotty with a Shining Wizard. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Gregory Helms (Helms qualifies for the Royal Rumble)
After the match, Rey runs into the ring but, Helms gets out and then celebrates as Scotty is checked on by Rey.
Segment 3:
A video plays. There is a man standing in the entrance way, with sparks flying all around him. There is a chant going on but, it is so distorted that it cannot be understood. It says "HE'S BACK".
Match 3: World Title Match: Bobby Lashley vs. King Booker (c)
King Booker connects with rights and lefts and Bobby Lashley is down. Running knee lift from King Booker and then a flying shoulder tackle by Booker sends Lashley crashing to the mat. King Booker misses a big legdrop after stalling too long and then Lashley follows it up with a bodyslam by Lashley. Spear by Bobby Lashley and he covers for a quick two count. King Booker fights out of a grapple, and he hits a spinebuster. There's a two count on the pin and then Booker hits a spear. Lashley is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Booker tries an elbow drop but Bobby Lashley moves out of the way. Lashley hits a right hand but, Booker powers out of a headlock. A huge neckbreaker on Bobby Lashley by Booker. Out of nowhere, Booker hits a Scissors Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: King Booker (Booker retains his title)
After the match, John Cena comes to the ring and attacks Booker. After hitting several moves, he locks in the STFU. Booker taps out, writhing in pain.
Chris Benoit is walking backstage, when he meets Jeff Hardy. Benoit says that he hasn't seen Hardy in a long time. Hardy says that it looks like Benoit has done well for himself. Benoit says that had a harder time getting his United States Title then Hardy had winning it from some Hollywood wannabe. Hardy says that he would be willing to put his title on the line anytime. Benoit says he might take him up on that offer.
Match 4: Highlanders vs. ??
Then, THE WORLD'S GREATEST TAG-TEAM comes out. They then hit the ring as the match starts.
Stiff high kick on Robbie by Charlie Haas. He hits a Legdrop and then a vicious kick to the teeth from Charlie Haas. Robbie tags out to Rory McAllister. Haas goes for a punch, but Rory blocks it and then hits one of his own. Rory goes for a splash but Haas puts the knees up and then hits a clothesline on Rory. Hass hits a tag to Shelton Benjamin. World's Greatest Tag Team whip Rory into the corner and then Charlie Haas whips Shelton Benjamin in for a hard clothesline. Shelton crushes Rory with a running senton and then a Tiger suplex. Shelton tags in Charlie Haas. Charlie Haas floors Rory McAllister. Then, out of nowhere, Haas hooks in the Haas Of Pain and Rory McAllister taps!
Winner: World's Greatest Tag-Team (Highlanders qualify for Royal Rumble)
After the match, World's Greatest Tag Team remains in the ring, celebrating their victory.
Main event: WWE Title Match: John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton
John Cena e nails a running forearm to the face Cena hits a right hand and then spinning neckbreaker on Orton. Another neckbreaker on Randy Orton by Cena. Orton flips out of a John Cena bodyslam attempt and then he hits a side slam. He gets a two count on the pin. John Cena is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. John Cena hits a bulldog off the ropes and hooks the leg for a two count. John Cena scores with a standing spinebuster but, only gets a two off the pin. Randy Orton reverses a hip toss and then slams Cena. Randy Orton misses a clothesline and Cena connects with a knee lift. Then, Triple H comes running down the aisle with a chair! Cena whips Randy Orton into the ropes. HHH jumps onto the apron with the chair! Then, Orton stumbles into the waiting Cena, who hits a FU and then locks in an STFU for the submission victory.
Winner: John Cena (Cena retains his title)
After the match, Triple H gets into the ring and nails a Pedigree on Orton.
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Hopefully he takes the Rumble. 
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