CZW 2007:Fake You TV #3 Is Up!

CZW Fake You TV!
Bringing you all the latest CZW Updates and News

We are joined by Senior Offical Bryce Remsburgh,and Senior Hobo Pineapple Andy who tell us that they have all the scoops on CZW's next event..and even an interview with Chris Hero!


CZW "Only The Strong Survive" Feb 18th
CZW will hold it's Febuary show from the CZW Arena in Philidelphia,PA on the 18th.

Major Match lined up for the 18th
With the CZW Iron Man Title vacated..Maven Bentley has decided to make a double title match in which the Ultraviolent Underground,and the CZW Iron Man Title will both be on the line when Drake Younger takes on J.C. Bailey!


Jr. Heavyweight Title Match announced
Another title match announced is Jigsaw defending the Jr. Heavyweight Title against rival Hallowicked, Jigsaw has been on a role since winning the title, will 'Wicked be able to stop him? We'll see on the 18th.


CZW World Title Match Announced for Febuary 18th
Maven Bentley has dropped a bombshell telling us that the Main Event for Feb. 18th will be Justice Pain defending his CZW World Title against Chris Hero, Justice Pain, and the returning Eddie Kingston


We cut to a promo with Chris Hero
"CZW fans..everyone knows that 2006 was the year of Chris Hero...you can talk all you want about the Eddie Kingstons,or the Justice Pains..but this was MY year. And then we get to Cage of Death 8...one of CZW's flagship events...And what happens? Justice Pain is able to pull a fluke in the 3 way dance..last month...he beats me again. Well let me tell you something Justice Pain...when I get done kicking your ass and winning back my CZW Title..then you can go back to your dumbass deathmatches with that talentless hack Nick Gage..and Eddie Kingston...your not even on my mind right now...I could care less about you crying and whining about a broken ankle...so to close up this waste of time...I want all 3 of you to be ready come Febuary the 18th..beacuse The true King of Wrestling will regain his throne..."


Tune in this week for another episode of CZW Fake You TV!

CZW Only The Strong Survive
Live from the CZW Arena in Philadelphia,PA

First Match
Derek Frazier vs. Niles Young

This was a good back and forth match...the close came when Crissy Rivera was distracting Bryce Remsburg and Young was able to nail the Bam Mar-chair-a for the 3 count. Frazier looked hurt as he was helped out

Second Match
CZW Jr. Heavyweight Title #1 Contenders Match
Cheech vs. Cloudy vs. Hydra vs. SeXXXy Eddy vs. Mike Quackenbush (Suprise Entrant)

This was a very faced paced match. It was one of those matches where you couldn't blink. Cheech brought a ladder into the mix half way into the match. Quacky had Hydra in the Lighting Lock and Cloudy threw the ladder right on Quack to break it up. Cheech and Cloudy were battling on top of the ladder when Cloudy looked like he was about to hit the Yoshi Tonic when SeXXXy Eddy climbed up the ladder and grabbed Cheech in a backdrop position..Cloudy stood atop the ladder and hit a double sunset flip powerbomb off the ladder! With the crowd in awe,right out of nowhere Cloudy hit the Yoshi Tonic on Quackenbush for the win. Cloudy extended his hand to Quack but he just refused and left to the dislike of the fans



We go up to the announce booth and they tell us Nick Gage won't be able to make the match tonight, and there is a mystery opponent lined up for the main event


Third Match
CZW Jr. Heavyweight Title Match
Jigsaw defending against Hallowicked

Jigsaw started this match off with some fast offense, dropkicks and armdrags. Hallowicked was able to pull a fast one and throw Jigsaw out of the ring...he ran the ropes and hit a Suicide Dive which took both men to the guardrail. The two started to brawl on the outside...this was a new side of these two men we've never seen as they exchanged shots on the rail. They took the match inside and exchanged some quick moves that suprised eachother. Jigsaw tried to hit a Shining Enziguri but Hallowicked flipped him over the top rope. Hallowicked seemed as if he'd do anything to win the title as he pulled out a table from ringside. Jigsaw countered with a big Mafia kick over the railing. Jigsaw attempted a suicide dive over the rail but Hallowicked caught him with a DDT! This brought out an exciting hardcore side to the Jr. Heavyweight division we have never seen. The two went back in the ring..Jigsaw looked hurt bad as he was holding his leg. It looked as if he hurt it with the dive over the rail. Hallowicked grabbed the table and threw it in the ring. He put Jigsaw on it and climbed the ropes..Jigsaw got up and the two brawled on the ropes..Jigsaw was then pushed onto the table without it even budging...Hallowicked hit the Monster Mash and the table barley moved! He then scored the pinfall and was the new champ..Jigsaw was carried out The fans in attendence chanted Match of the Year at the two warriors


Forth Match
CZW Ironman/Ultraviolent Underground Title Match
Drake Younger defending his UVU title against J.C. Bailey

This match was a very physical contest. Bailey jumped Younger at the ramp and nailed him with a chair..he went back and grabbed a table and put it behind the guardrail..to the side of the stage. Younger took him down the ramp to ringside where he bashed Bailey's head into the ringpost. He grabbed a trashcan full of lighttubes..as the two brawled Bailey grabbed one lighttube and nailed Drake in the head with it..then carved it into his head,busting him open bad. As Bailey was badmouthing a fan..Younger grabbed a lighttube..and put it on Bailey's throat from behind. He then hit a backcracker on the floor with the lighttube! The crowd was going crazy as Bailey was bleeding from the neck/chin area. Younger grabbed a table and dumped the lighttubes on it, he then pulled the guardrail up a bit. He took Bailey into the ring and got him in a suplex position...Bailey fought out and threw Younger in the ring..he put the table behind the guardrail and pulled out a ladder. As he climbed the ladder to play to the crowd...Younger climbed on the top rope..jumped and hooked onto the ladder! The two battled as Younger had already set up a table in the ring..he pointed to it and superplexed Bailey from the ladder outside to the table in the ring! The crowd chanted "CZW!" for minutes as the two looked mentally beat. Younger ran backstage and grabbed a grocery cart full of lighttubes and a barbedwire spidernet laced across the top. He powerslammed Bailey into it and wheeled him up the stage...he wheeled him off the side of the stage right through the table! Younger grabs another table and sets it up besides the bigger entranceway. Bailey is able to regain himself..and nails Younger with a hard right hand. He grabs another table and a roll of ductape. As the two brawl..Bailey nails him with a series of fists. He lays Younger down on a table..and tapes him down..then puts another table ontop of that one. He then climbs up the side of the scaffolding holding up the entrance way...he gets a crazed look on his face..he turns around and doublestomps Younger off the entranceway! A holy sh*t chant is echoing throughout the arena as Bailey pins Younger and is proclaimed the Deathmatch Double Champion.

Fifth Match
CZW World Title Elimination Match:Chris Hero vs. Justice Pain vs. Mystery Man vs. Eddie Kingston

The mystery man turned out to be Super Dragon! This match was very hard hitting and turned into an all out brawl. Justice Pain was curbstomped into the turnbuckles and was pinned. The crowd was in awe as we knew a new CZW Champion would be crowned. Hero and Kingston had some punches as Dragon sat back and watched the brawl. Kingston knocked down Hero and went after Dragon and was backdropped over the top rope. Hero hit a dive onto Kingston as Dragon slowly got out of the ring and jumped Kingston. He attemped a curbstomp on the floor but Hero clotheslined him out of it. As the action went back into the ring Hero and Dragon were double teaming Kingston. Kingston was able to fight back and nailed Dragon as he fell over the ropes. Hero attempted the Hero's Welcome..but Kingston got out of it and was about to powerbomb Hero when Dragon nailed him in the back..got in the ring and rolled up Kingston, holding his trunks and eliminated him. Kingston looked pissed as he walked out. Dragon and Hero had a standoff and exchanged good amounts of hard hitting moves and drags. Hero was clotheslined and was down...Dragon had him down for a curbstomp but Hero rolled through and got Dragon in a roll up for the 3 count! Hero was new champion as his celebration started. The lights then went out...when they came back on Hero was down and a man in a mask was standing above him. The man then hit a Ricola Bomb..the fans were in shock as the man took off the mask,it was Claudio Castagnoli! The fans chanted Claudio's name as the show closed