Post by Swarm on Apr 4, 2008 21:39:52 GMT -5
Coming LIVE from the Odeum Right Outside of Chicago, Illinois!
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The Main Event!
Attack! Of The Little Green Men Contract Signing
Alex Sean & DGX vs. Kurt Burton & Posessed Child
Last week on Loaded both the remaining members of The Axis as well as Alex Sean & DGX were faced with an ultimatum; Either face each other in a Tag Team Championship Match at Attack! Of the Little Green Men, or be released from their contracts. Clearly none of these four men had intentions to compete in the tag division, but it seems with King Kraig's new "Zero Tolerance Policy" that they have little choice. Thus, this week on Loaded all four men will be presented with the contract that can save their WFWF careers. Will they decide to sign on and participate in this contest, or will some decide against and face the extreme brutality that is the unemployment office? Find out this week on Loaded!
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WFWF Hardcore Championship
Meg vs. The Dead Idol
For two weeks there had been an on-going feud between Dead Idol and Steven Nyangel. Then last week it was dropped for unexplained reasons. With everything looking up for Dead Idol and the world his oyster, King Kraig was quick to step in. Not wanting to treat Dead Idol any differently because of his lack of eyesight and especially not wanting anyone to claim people under disabilities are given a free ride, Dead Idol has been forced to defend his Hardcore Title this week on Loaded. Shockingly enough it’s not against Steven Nyangel but Meg, of all people. After last week's attack on Meg courtesy of Luther Castle the possibilities of questionable actions (particularly back-door shenanigans) being called against the WFWF’s female population loom over head. In an attempt to cool off any negative publicity Meg has been giving a chance at another title, and very well may walk out of Attack! … Of The Little Green Men a double champion. Will Meg become the first woman to be treated equally because the President feels he needs to prove she is treated equally? Or will Dead Idol and his bat like radar prevail?
There is no connection between Meg, a woman, being booked in a hardcore match. Any similarities between porn and wrestling are purely coincidental. We promise.
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WFWF National Championship Tournament First Round
Christian Shields vs. Flamez
In another first round match of the patented “Clyde Frog Memorial National Title Tournament” the still newly returning Christian Shields will make his one-on-one debut against Flamez. Last week Christian Shields walked out on Flamez during their tag match against Saku & Wez. Combine that with their previous history and this one is going to be a doozy! Yes, I said “doozy”. Excuse me for trying to enhance my vocabulary.
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WFWF National Championship Tournament First Round
Reckless vs. Trace Demon
Trace Demon vs. Reckless, the winner moves on in the National Title Tournament. Nothing more needs to be said. That’s what I plan to write when I’m not creative or ambitious enough to add more sentences.
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"Riddel Me This?" with Ryan Riddel
With Guests Chemical Reaction
So yeah. Last week we were supposed to have this on Loaded. Of course, last week we were supposed to have the results and card up on Tuesday, and we all saw how that worked out. So if you're interested in this, I'd suggest going to last week's card and reading the preview there. I could probably copy and paste it here, but I am incredibly lazy and would rather just write this self indulgent paragraph of nonsense. Hey look, I just wrote an Obo RP. (Ohhh!!!!)
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Tag Team Competition
Wez Vendetta & Saku Salmelainen vs. The Mayhems
In a slightly unorthodox move, recent tag partners and soon to be nemesis-es-ese will be teaming once again. While last week Wez and Saku had somewhat of an easy ride, taking on the far from cohesive team of Flamez and Christian Shields, this week they will be against a much larger threat in the battle tested team of Jay & Kay Mayhem. The reason behind Wez and Saku teaming just a week removed from their first round match in the National Championship Tournament is unknown, but regardless they will have to unite together if they intend to defeat the Mayhems.
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Singles Competition
Vinson Evorett vs. Eraser
Since returning on Loaded this past week, Vinson Evorett has garnered some note of controversy. Clearly stepping over the "Zero Tolerance Policy", Evorett assaulted time travel extraordinaire K1LL3R 1NST1NCT 3 following his bout with DGX. While Evorett's motives are uncertain, it's clear he has returned and means business. Thus this week he will be pitted against newcomer Eraser, who is somewhat of an enigma himself. Will Vinson Evorett return with an impact, defeating Eraser and moving one step closer to the title picture, or will his momentum be erased by the new competitor Eraser? See what I did there? His name is Eraser, so he'd erase... You know what, if you don't like it, write your own god damn preview. How about that?
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* Deadline for RPs is Sunday, April 13th, at 11:59 PM EST. *
