Post by jake_317 on Apr 20, 2008 17:53:38 GMT -5
Stolen from CZW fans...
I hope Kingston is gonna be alright, this is getting crazy...
The show begins, but Vin Gerard interrupts Nick Papagiorgio and brings out Bull Pain. The two lay the challenge down to The Colony, and we have our first match of the day.
1. Fire Ant and Soldier Ant def. Vin Gerard and Bull Pain. Bull Pain smells like salami. The Colony get the win via DQ after Bull breaks out the bat on Soldier Ant. All the masked technicos came out to make the save. After the match, Leonard F. Chikarason suspended Gerard and Bull for 30 days.
2. Chuck Taylor def. Hydra. A very fun match. Hydra stole Chuck's hand grenade and ate it. Bryce threw up the X to the back and no doctors came out to help, so Remsburg had to apply the Heimlich maneuver himself. Chuck got the pinfall after an Omega Driver.
3. Jimmy Olsen def. Player Uno. Jimmy gets the pin after "an alley-oop suplex/spike piledriver combo". No idea if that has a name or not, but it sounds like something Whittle would try in that create-a-finisher mode in this fall's Smackdown game. "Good match from both guys."
4. Tim Donst def. Ophidian. Donst is seconded by Crossbones and Ultramantis Black. An "odd match", though not mentioned why. Donst wins via spinning neckbreaker. "Donst = d...ONST?"
5. Helios def. Amasis. A nine minute match that saw Helios start five "clap...clap...clap-clap-clap-clap-clapclapclapclap" chains. Not too bad.
Intermission. Leonard F. Chikarason announced that Eddie Kingston no-showed. The card has been adjusted accordingly.
6. Parejas Atomico: Mike Quackenbush, Shane Storm, Cheech and Cloudy def. Mitch Ryder, Shayne Hawke, Larry Sweeney and Robbie Ellis when Shane Storm pinned Larry Sweeney following That Japanese Move!. The charisma in the match is tangible and could be scooped out of the air with an ice cream scoop. 14:51 of fun times
7. Sabian vs El Pantera. The matchup for Sabian was decided via coin flip. Decent match that saw Sabian hit a FOUL~! behind the referee's back as he kicked old man Pantera in the testicles for a pinfall.
8. Brodie Lee def. Claudio Castagnoli. A strange finish that probably came across much better than it does here in text on the internet. Claudio accidentally kicked Sabato and knocked him out, then hit the Ricola Bomb on Brodie. Bryce comes out and counts two and was about to get to three, but Sabato wakes up and calls for the bell. Bryce counts three and declares Claudio the winner, while Sabato instead disqualifies Claudio. Brodie Lee wins via DQ.
9. Chikara Campeonatos de Parejas: Incoherence (c) vs Team FIST
Primera Caida: Louden Noxious is the guest ring announcer for the main event. Delirious made sure to inform Icarus that tonight was going to be the night that he is forced to poop his pants which led to a "MAKE HIM POOP!" chant from the children in the crowd, then a "POOP YOUR PANTS!" chant. Some shenanigans from Gran Akuma helped Icarus pull off a frog splash on Hallowicked for the pin as the rudos win the first fall.
Segunda Caida: Relatively quick fall. Hallowicked pins Icarus with a spinebuster to knot it up at one fall a piece.
Tercera Caida: A really hot third fall came to a close with Incoherence retaining after a double superplex on Gran Akuma. Said to be a really fun match and one of the better in the title's history.
DONST possibly in the Neo Solar Temple is odd to me...and Bull Pain and Gerad is odd also, but at the same time, awesomeness.
Also, Lince and Helios apparently was disgusting last night...apparently Lince was dropped on his head like ten times and the finish ive heard was a "tombstone canadian destroyer..." He didnt wrestle tonight due to his Hayabusa impression last night.
I hope Kingston is gonna be alright, this is getting crazy...
The show begins, but Vin Gerard interrupts Nick Papagiorgio and brings out Bull Pain. The two lay the challenge down to The Colony, and we have our first match of the day.
1. Fire Ant and Soldier Ant def. Vin Gerard and Bull Pain. Bull Pain smells like salami. The Colony get the win via DQ after Bull breaks out the bat on Soldier Ant. All the masked technicos came out to make the save. After the match, Leonard F. Chikarason suspended Gerard and Bull for 30 days.
2. Chuck Taylor def. Hydra. A very fun match. Hydra stole Chuck's hand grenade and ate it. Bryce threw up the X to the back and no doctors came out to help, so Remsburg had to apply the Heimlich maneuver himself. Chuck got the pinfall after an Omega Driver.
3. Jimmy Olsen def. Player Uno. Jimmy gets the pin after "an alley-oop suplex/spike piledriver combo". No idea if that has a name or not, but it sounds like something Whittle would try in that create-a-finisher mode in this fall's Smackdown game. "Good match from both guys."
4. Tim Donst def. Ophidian. Donst is seconded by Crossbones and Ultramantis Black. An "odd match", though not mentioned why. Donst wins via spinning neckbreaker. "Donst = d...ONST?"
5. Helios def. Amasis. A nine minute match that saw Helios start five "clap...clap...clap-clap-clap-clap-clapclapclapclap" chains. Not too bad.
Intermission. Leonard F. Chikarason announced that Eddie Kingston no-showed. The card has been adjusted accordingly.
6. Parejas Atomico: Mike Quackenbush, Shane Storm, Cheech and Cloudy def. Mitch Ryder, Shayne Hawke, Larry Sweeney and Robbie Ellis when Shane Storm pinned Larry Sweeney following That Japanese Move!. The charisma in the match is tangible and could be scooped out of the air with an ice cream scoop. 14:51 of fun times
7. Sabian vs El Pantera. The matchup for Sabian was decided via coin flip. Decent match that saw Sabian hit a FOUL~! behind the referee's back as he kicked old man Pantera in the testicles for a pinfall.
8. Brodie Lee def. Claudio Castagnoli. A strange finish that probably came across much better than it does here in text on the internet. Claudio accidentally kicked Sabato and knocked him out, then hit the Ricola Bomb on Brodie. Bryce comes out and counts two and was about to get to three, but Sabato wakes up and calls for the bell. Bryce counts three and declares Claudio the winner, while Sabato instead disqualifies Claudio. Brodie Lee wins via DQ.
9. Chikara Campeonatos de Parejas: Incoherence (c) vs Team FIST
Primera Caida: Louden Noxious is the guest ring announcer for the main event. Delirious made sure to inform Icarus that tonight was going to be the night that he is forced to poop his pants which led to a "MAKE HIM POOP!" chant from the children in the crowd, then a "POOP YOUR PANTS!" chant. Some shenanigans from Gran Akuma helped Icarus pull off a frog splash on Hallowicked for the pin as the rudos win the first fall.
Segunda Caida: Relatively quick fall. Hallowicked pins Icarus with a spinebuster to knot it up at one fall a piece.
Tercera Caida: A really hot third fall came to a close with Incoherence retaining after a double superplex on Gran Akuma. Said to be a really fun match and one of the better in the title's history.
DONST possibly in the Neo Solar Temple is odd to me...and Bull Pain and Gerad is odd also, but at the same time, awesomeness.
Also, Lince and Helios apparently was disgusting last night...apparently Lince was dropped on his head like ten times and the finish ive heard was a "tombstone canadian destroyer..." He didnt wrestle tonight due to his Hayabusa impression last night.
