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Post by mattoriginal on Nov 26, 2007 19:48:08 GMT -5
NASHVILLE—According to sources from Total Nonstop Action, the pro-wrestling league in which Adam "Pacman" Jones fought for the past two months, the suspended NFL star would not stop inquiring as to the whereabouts of such wrestlers as Doink The Clown, Bam Bam Bigelow, the Steiner Brothers, Big Boss Man, Marty Jannetty, and Lord Steven Regal. "Although he was enthusiastic, Mr. Jones continually asked if Typhoon and Earthquake were around, if he could be the first one to beat someone called 'Goldberg,' when Y2J is going to happen, if he could come out in the coveted 30th slot in the Royal Rumble, and when he can do a Diamond Cutter on someone," said TNA president Dixie Carter, whom Jones alternately referred to as "Bischoff," "McMahon," and "The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiasi." "We ultimately had to terminate his contract when, during his scheduled match, we found him up in the rafters looking for Sting, hoping to ask him if he was going to join the white and black or the Wolfpack." Though Jones is no longer a part of TNA wrestling, Carter confirmed that he receives four to six calls from Jones each day, demanding a private meeting with Mankind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mick Foley to address some "suspicions" he has.
credit: Onion Sports/Gerweck.net ---
Wow...If your going to be in the bussiness, atleast follow the current product...and he's sounds like a nutcase at the end. Sorry if already reported.
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Post by tnafan4life on Nov 26, 2007 19:50:56 GMT -5
Wow..
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Post by PenguinDeluxe on Nov 26, 2007 19:54:04 GMT -5
Fake
It's from Onion, which is all fake (on purpose, it's comedy. Check out the report about all wrestling fans being fake. It's pretty funny)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2007 19:55:22 GMT -5
the fact you believed this makes you look like a douche.
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Post by mattoriginal on Nov 26, 2007 19:55:42 GMT -5
Fake It's from Onion, which is all fake (on purpose, it's comedy. Check out the report about all wrestling fans being fake. It's pretty funny) I found it on Gerweck so I just reported. And I saw the report on Wrestling Fans being payed actors.....WHERE'S MY ROYALTIES!!!!!! ??!!!!!!! EDIT: Since I'm a Idiot and didn't know Onion was fake, lets just lock this and pretend it never happened ...that last part will probably just be me...
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Post by Ultimate Figure Collector on Nov 26, 2007 19:56:54 GMT -5
I can't believe any of you would think this is real.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2007 19:59:00 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure this isn't real, and if it is...
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Post by tnafan4life on Nov 26, 2007 20:02:04 GMT -5
I think you would figured it out it was fake when they called Dixie a "he" & mentioned the Steiner Brothers who he worked with
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Post by GP™ on Nov 26, 2007 20:13:35 GMT -5
LMAO @ people thinking the Onion was real...oh wow. I remember the first time my friend sent me a story a couple years ago. I was like ahahahahahaha. Good stuff, but this one's pretty obvious.
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Post by gunnerbri on Nov 26, 2007 20:16:47 GMT -5
That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2007 20:21:21 GMT -5
That gave me my daily LOL for the day.
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Post by Death Bear on Nov 26, 2007 20:31:48 GMT -5
The Onion tricked me once. I'm a huge fan of pandas, my favorite animal, and my friend showed me this video about a pregnant panda that animal behavior experts said wanted an abortion I will admit though, I was laughing my ass off and thought this was true, until I read Onion at the end.
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Post by CBT on Nov 26, 2007 20:46:59 GMT -5
I think you would figured it out it was fake when they called Dixie a "he" & mentioned the Steiner Brothers who he worked with Yeah the "he" through off any chance of successful satire. Would have been more funny too, if TNA were the ones to report this on their website...
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Post by Cammi Oh on Nov 26, 2007 21:17:19 GMT -5
The Onion is funny and that story is really, really great! Thanks for posting!
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Post by Juba on Nov 26, 2007 21:17:50 GMT -5
this is awful
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Post by Erdrtyu on Nov 26, 2007 21:53:42 GMT -5
That story was hilarious. Thanks for posting. The part about finding Sting in the rafters is where I lost it and started doing the preverbial "lol."
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Nov 26, 2007 23:57:38 GMT -5
I haven't laughed at an Onion article this much since the Stallone steroid scandal.
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Post by Flava Dave on Nov 27, 2007 0:09:30 GMT -5
Pacman referring to Dixie Carter as "Bischoff" gave me a pretty good laugh.
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Post by Controversial Maverick PUNK on Nov 27, 2007 1:34:06 GMT -5
Hilarious... not...
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Post by Master Lewpac on Nov 27, 2007 6:26:28 GMT -5
If you believe that, you're nuttier than squirrell shit.
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