Post by raz2005uk on May 6, 2008 20:59:58 GMT -5
With the recent news of Michael Hayes and his attitude towards certain talent - the truth has been unvcovered of how Great Khali really landed a huge job in the WWE.
Oddly enough, Hayes is to thank for this....
Lets take a look and see what really happened!
At the wedding of HHH & Stephanie......
Hayes: And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
Vince: Dammit! Hayes is pissed' again! I was wondering why the punch bowl was empty
HHH: You know sumthin' "dad"...I really didn't see my wedding party endin' like this....I thought hearing chyna singin in the shower was bad!
Piper: Can somebody please f***in shoot me!
Vince: Shane, we need to do sumthin' about this racket..
HHH: And fast!
Shane: Pops, Trips I got just the plan...saw somethin' on my way down here...gimme 5 mins!
Shane: Trips, Pops allow me to introduce you to Dalip Singh!
HHH: What the......
Shane: It's ok - I saw him working when I was gettin' a slurpee in the 7-11.
Vince: No sh--it...
Shane: Go get 'em dalip!
Dalip: Roooooooooooooar!
Hayes: Whoa whoa hold it Terry...looks like we got ourselves an illegal alien....
Hogan: Damn brotha' he's bigger than andre!
Hayes: Listen up sand n****er....unless you know the words to the bodyguard theme song you got no place on this stage!
Dalip: Rooooooar
Hayes: Terry you gotta help me out for christs sake.....
Hogan: Sorry brotha'....my divorce attorney is callin me!
Hayes: Me and my big mouth....oh crap
Dalip: roooooooooooooooar!
Vince: You know paul...if he can do this everytime when a creative member pissses me off.....Dalip! Let me be the 1st to welcome you to the WWE!!! Put it there pal!
Dalip: Roooooooooooooar!
HHH: **thinks to himself** I gotta bury this guy!
Hogan: Brotha'!! I knew it! I knew I was right! The Attorney just told me - Linda is a man!!! Say somethin brotha'!
Hayes: (half dazed) errrrrrrr........(starts singing slowly) Badstreet Atlanta GA... Badstreet in the whole USA
Hogan: Oh no he's singing the freebirds song! We need EMTs!!
So there you have it!
Oddly enough, Hayes is to thank for this....
Lets take a look and see what really happened!
At the wedding of HHH & Stephanie......
Hayes: And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
Vince: Dammit! Hayes is pissed' again! I was wondering why the punch bowl was empty
HHH: You know sumthin' "dad"...I really didn't see my wedding party endin' like this....I thought hearing chyna singin in the shower was bad!
Piper: Can somebody please f***in shoot me!
Vince: Shane, we need to do sumthin' about this racket..
HHH: And fast!
Shane: Pops, Trips I got just the plan...saw somethin' on my way down here...gimme 5 mins!
Shane: Trips, Pops allow me to introduce you to Dalip Singh!
HHH: What the......
Shane: It's ok - I saw him working when I was gettin' a slurpee in the 7-11.
Vince: No sh--it...
Shane: Go get 'em dalip!
Dalip: Roooooooooooooar!
Hayes: Whoa whoa hold it Terry...looks like we got ourselves an illegal alien....
Hogan: Damn brotha' he's bigger than andre!
Hayes: Listen up sand n****er....unless you know the words to the bodyguard theme song you got no place on this stage!
Dalip: Rooooooar
Hayes: Terry you gotta help me out for christs sake.....
Hogan: Sorry brotha'....my divorce attorney is callin me!
Hayes: Me and my big mouth....oh crap
Dalip: roooooooooooooooar!
Vince: You know paul...if he can do this everytime when a creative member pissses me off.....Dalip! Let me be the 1st to welcome you to the WWE!!! Put it there pal!
Dalip: Roooooooooooooar!
HHH: **thinks to himself** I gotta bury this guy!
Hogan: Brotha'!! I knew it! I knew I was right! The Attorney just told me - Linda is a man!!! Say somethin brotha'!
Hayes: (half dazed) errrrrrrr........(starts singing slowly) Badstreet Atlanta GA... Badstreet in the whole USA
Hogan: Oh no he's singing the freebirds song! We need EMTs!!
So there you have it!