Post by Swarm on May 18, 2008 15:09:38 GMT -5
Coming LIVE from the AT&T Center in San Antonio Texas!
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The Main Event!
Big Huge Loaded Main Event Extravaganza
Kurt Burton & Kat Hamilton vs. The Greatest Show on Earth
Roughly a day after the past Loaded a new contract was signed, and thus after three weeks and one Riddle Me This? appearance the EBR hold-out of 2008 has officially ended! Yeah! In his first match back from a very brief hiatus he rekindles his on again – off again partnership with current International Champion Calvin Lee. LeeBR rides again. Woot woot. Across from them will be Kurt Burton, who like EBR (but before him, mind you) imposed a “no reward, no work” ultimatum which nearly got thrown back into his face until the first, last, and possibly even current (it’s up in the air, folks) Women’s Champion Kat Hamilton made her return. In the end what does all of this make? Why, the main event of Loaded of course. Kurt Burton & Kat Hamilton look to shake off any potential ring rust leading up to their Tag Team Title match at Attack! of the Little Green Men, while EBR & Calvin Lee/LeeBR/The Greatest Show On Earth look to prove all that glitters is in fact gold. Get it? Because they’re both champions? Yeah that was pretty lame but “glitters” is a fun word to use. It’s a tag match that should not be missed, if not just because one team will lose an incredible amount of momentum heading in to Attack! of the Little Green Men. Try and see how we write it so that all of them still look good. Or watch us fail, either way works. A viewer is a viewer, aha!
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Riddel Me This? With Ryan Riddel
With Special Guests Thunder & Yukio Blaze
Last week, the world was mildly surprised to see Yukio Blaze's return to WFWF, and the news that he had been added to the World Title Match at Attack! Of the Little Green Men. No person was effected in a more melodramatic manner than Thunder himself. Based on his inability to defeat Yukio, this must be a significant blow to his chances. What are his plans to handle his arch nemesis in their match? Is he still confident in his chances of winning? Why is his name so stupid? Find out this week on Riddel Me This?!
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WFWF National Championship Tournament Semi-Finals
Saku Salmelainen vs. David Roberts
Last week on Loaded, Saku claimed his spot in the Semi-Finals after a controversal victory over Wez Vendetta. Likewise, Flamez decided to go with his real name David Roberts in a promo that failed to see the light of day. Consider it oversight on our part. Regardless, on Loaded these two men who no prior history will square off for one of only two spots in the finals of the National Championship Tournament. Maybe we should have booked this thing more towards Wez and Saku in the finals. *Shrugs*
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WFWF National Championship Tournament Semi-Finals
Trace Demon & vs. High Horror
Check it; David Williams is a Tag Team partner to High Horror, who was saved by Reckless for some yet to be discovered reason last week on Loaded, who was defeated by Trace Demon. Less than six degrees of Trace Demon. Or I suppose it should be 666 Degrees of Trace Demon, what with him being more-or-less evil and all that. Maybe I'm rambling. Trace Demon will face High Horror in the Semi-Finals of the National Title Tournament. Word.
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Fallout of The Nyangel/Chaemo Challenge with Ryan Riddel
Chaemo vs. Meg
You know, sometimes you just don't have control over these things. First, King Kraig puts together a very interesting match between DC and Chaemo which, one can only assume, would have led to a feud between the two. Chaemo then goes and knocks DC intellectually- disabled with a chair. So Kraig then goes and helps Chaemo out again and puts him with Steven Nyangel. Come to find out Steven Nyangel is a crybaby and possibly a hermaphrodite. Just seems logical to me. So now that's out. Either way, before Nyangel decided to be a clown baby, he chose Meg to face Chaemo. This seems fitting what with Chaemo choosing Calvin Lee, Meg's upcoming opponent at Attack! Of The Little Green Men. How he made this choice, we're not sure. Possibly with sign language. In the end, this should be a very interesting match and I look forward to it. For real.
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Six Man Tag Team Competition
K13 & Team Doofus vs. Vinson Evorett & The Mayhems
In the past two weeks, both K1LL3R 1NST1NCT 3 and Vinson Evorett have made an impact, sending a statement to one other for their upcoming match at Attack! Of The Little Green Men. But in the WFWF, specifically now that it's run by KraigCorp, things tend to get even more interesting. Thus, K13 has been teamed with the new team of Team Doofus, coming off an impressive showing against Alex Sean & DGX, and Vinson Evorett has been teamed with The Mayhems... Both of them. What will happen when these six men collide like oceanic crust plate tectonics!? An Earthquake, muthaphucka!
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Singles Competition
Zef X vs. Max Storm vs. Dalton X
If none of these guys show, so help me...
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* Deadline for RPs is Sunday, May 25th, at 11:59 PM EST. *
