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Post by iyfwkidzc on Jun 6, 2008 15:36:06 GMT -5
Hey, I worked hard on that promo! He's talking about all of your cheesy promos. My promos aren't cheesy. Are they?
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Post by Red Dragon on Jun 6, 2008 16:35:03 GMT -5
Only joking anyway, they are abit cheesy though mostly the who attacked Archer promo that was so scooby doo-ish
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Post by perilloboy123 on Jun 6, 2008 19:58:14 GMT -5
SCW "READY FOR ACTION" RESULTS Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
We kick off SCW's debut show with ring announcer, Bobby Cruise, in the ring. He thanks us all for tuning in to the Versus Network, and promises us all that we'll be seeing a great show here tonight. Before the first match starts, Cruise reminds us all that singles matches have a fifteen minute time-limit, tag-team matches have a twenty minute time-limit, and finally, that championship matches are not timed.
MATCH #1: MIKE BOCKWINKEL DEFEATED KYLE HENDERSON - You couldn't have possibly asked for a better opener than this one. Two guys with great charisma going at it in the ring. Henderson's experience gave him a slight advantage over Bockwinkel, but he was able to come back into the match. Around the ten minute mark, Bockwinkel shocked the crowd after he pinned Henderson with the "Bockwinkel Special" for a three count.
Following the match, the cameras take us backstage to Zangief, who is alongside Becky Bayless.
BECKY BAYLESS: Zangief, in National Wrestling Circuit, you were arguably the company's most fiercest competitor. With that being said, do you think that you'll be able to continue your winning ways here, on the new, Sims Championship Wrestling? ZANGIEF: Tovight, I vake on D-Vreaper! He is va rookie! I am za best! I vill defeat him!
Before going to a comercial break, a detailed graphic appeared on the titantron, displaying that Zangief versus D-Reaper would be coming up next.
MATCH #2: ZANGIEF DEFEATED D-REAPER - Is there anything to even bother saying about this match? Simply put, Zangief killed Reaper, and looked like an absolute beast out there. Around the two minute mark, Zangief managed to pin D-Reaper with the "Final Atomic Buster" for the win.
Once again, the cameras take us backstage, where we see a split-screen of both, Matt Ryland and the SCW World Champion, Anthony McCraver, working out. According to Dave Prazak, McCraver will be defending his belt against Ryland in the main event of tonight's show. We head off to yet another commercial break.
MATCH #3: EDDIE RODRIGUEZ DEFEATED JOHNNY ARSENIC - Arsenic showed significant signs of improvement, since his stint in NWC, tonight. Despite having Chaz Classic in his corner, however, Rodriguez was able to overcome the odds yet again. The finish saw Rodriguez block the "Dishonourable Discharge" with a reverse kick to the head, followed by the "Puerto Rican Splash" for the pinfall. This was arguably the best match of the night, thus far.
Danny Archer, Nick Jacobs, Red Dragon, and Assassin are all seen brawling with each other backstage. At one point, Assassin even managed to throw Archer into a few of the lockers. Finally, some SCW officials were able to break things up. Just before both teams exited the area, however, Jacobs yelled, "next week, we'll be putting our tag titles on the line against you two in a ladder match, so that we can settle this, once and for all"! We go to a quick commercial break.
MATCH #4: KID CARNAGE DEFEATED JAKE SLASH - With very similar styles, these guys were able to click well together in the ring. Being further experienced, however, ended up pulling off for Carnage in the long haul. As Brock Irish was distracting Slash from the outside, Carnage managed to nail a thunderous exploder suplex at approximately thirteen minutes for an easy three count.
One of the SCW's newest superstars, Mike Bison, is backstage with Jen Crawford. A microphone is in his hand.
MIKE BISON: I'll tell you what, Jen. After I crush my opponent in my SCW debut next week, wrestling fans around the world will come to recognize my in-ring potential! Until next time, anyone who opposes me will be destroyed!
Immediately after Bison is done speaking, the camera fades to black, and we go to the final commercial break of the show.
MAIN EVENT: ANTHONY MCCRAVER DEFEATED MATT RYLAND TO RETAIN THE SCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - As always, both of these guys put on one hell of a match. Due to the fact that there was only a limited time left in the show, it was easy to tell that both guys were trying to finish up things quickly. After continuous back and forth action, the match reached its ending after McCraver reversed a lariat attempt by Ryland into a sickening discus elbow smash to pick up the victory. Hands down, this was easily the best match of the night. As McCraver was celebrating, post-match, the crowd tore him apart with some loud and obnoxious boos. Finally, the show came to a close.
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Post by iyfwkidzc on Jun 6, 2008 20:02:01 GMT -5
Rock and Roll Express 2.0 is standing by after their brawl with The Red Assassins.
NJ: Damn! Those guys are so dead!
DA: (groans in pain) Augh...I want revenge on that Assassin!
NJ: Red Assassins, get ready for the match of your life!
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Post by LAXxxx305 on Jun 6, 2008 20:10:26 GMT -5
Assassin is backstage.
Assassin: Looks like me and Dragon are going to be the first superstars to held two titles, haha. You see, me and Dragon are the best at ladder matches. Just watch next week when we take the titles back and get what is rightly OURS!
The Camera then fades as Assassin does the Titles around waist taunt.
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Post by kurtangleisgod on Jun 6, 2008 20:15:24 GMT -5
I wanted a world title change, but may as well build some title credibility first. Kid Carnage winning was awesome, meh with Zangief, he needs a real, competitive match soon.
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Post by fallenhero on Jun 6, 2008 20:19:57 GMT -5
Good show, but Bison is like...Mike Tyson with 4505305739 more head injuries, so his promo just seemed weird.
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Post by CF9™ on Jun 6, 2008 23:39:54 GMT -5
The camera spins around, only to reveals a smiling Evan Pagano
Welcome everybody, boys and girls, transvestites and everything else. Who your looking at is the fastest rising stars in the history of this great sport, Evan Pagano. You know why? Because If you see someone with a quality, I one up them. I can fly higher than anyone, I can wrestle better than anyone, I can make the crowd love me or hate me better than anyone. I've had more knee problems than Daz, bitten off more ears than Mike Bison, and have cheesier promos than the Rock and Roll Express 2.0....and I'm in my twenties! How can't you like me?
I was bummed when I heard the company sold out. Crushed. But then, I'm hit with news! Were back in bussiness. Owned by a winner of McMahons Million Dol....
. Haha felt like doing a promo, this is one of the most original ideas I've seen in a long time.
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Post by nightprowler on Jun 7, 2008 1:32:02 GMT -5
(Mike Bockwinkel is leaving the arena, on his cell phone, wearing his street clothes sweater vest & kahki shorts. The show is not yet over, but he is leaving regardless. Becky Bayless wants to catch him to tell him so. Bockwinkel: (on the phone): My match is done, send me a car. Bayless: Mike, where are you going? The show isn't over yet. Bockwinkel: My portion is done, isn't it? See, Rebecca, I did exacty what I came to do, and that's show why the name Bockwinkel is leaps and bounds above any other wrestling dynasty. Not the Harts, not the Vachons, not the Von Erichs, not the Hennigs, and definately not the Ortons. My adversary tonight put on one praiseworthy presentation, but he pretermitted one point: that I'm a Bockwinkel. What the masses in attendance witnessed here tonight is over a century of unparalleled wrestling ability. Mister Henderson, you may have experience over me, but I've been around this sport all my life. You may be good, but I'm a Bockwinkel, I'm born to be a winner, and I'm bred for success. (A different Lambo from the one Mike arrived in pulls up.) Bockwinkel: My ride has arrived. (The driver gets out, and Bockwinkel steps in the drivers seat.) Becky: Aren't you staying for the rest of the show? (Bockwinkel rolls down the window.) Bockwinkel: No. Bockwinkel OUT! (He speeds off leaving the driver and Becky.) Driver: Hey... Wanna go out? Becky: Sure, Where's your car? Driver: I don't have one.
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Post by Red Dragon on Jun 7, 2008 1:53:29 GMT -5
Man i'm loving Bockwinkel glad you gave him the win, with good build up he could be midcard champ in no time, Also allways liked Zang hopefully after the Main Event rivally is over he could step up, Sad D-Reaper didn't get any offence I like his character, Arsenic losing is allright and having Chaz as his manager gives him more rep, Glad your having the ladder match (esp after my promo), hopefully the Slash/Carnage rivally contiues into a epic bloody brawl with Slash losing each time but trying to prove himself, Why did you say that the Main Event had a time limit, it was a championship match meaning no limit?, good match overall. Loving this so far, would post a promo but I think Assassin and The Cheese and Chessey Connection got that covered.
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Post by perilloboy123 on Jun 7, 2008 6:27:17 GMT -5
Why did you say that the Main Event had a time limit, it was a championship match meaning no limit? Great point. I'll edit that right now. Thanks for correcting me.
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Post by kenepunk on Jun 7, 2008 13:01:57 GMT -5
NAME: Aaron Taylor AGE: 22 HEIGHT: 6 foot 5 WEIGHT: 195 HOMETOWN: Paisley,Scotland --- ALIGNMENT: Heel GIMMICK: Cocky bunghole FINISHER NAME: Lion Rampant FINISHER DESCRIPTION:Spear
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Post by zombiesx on Jun 7, 2008 13:08:52 GMT -5
Nice first show, to bad I lost, CAN YOU PLEASE REPLY TO MY CHIKARA?
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Post by iyfwkidzc on Jun 7, 2008 13:22:58 GMT -5
The camera spins around, only to reveals a smiling Evan Pagano
Welcome everybody, boys and girls, transvestites and everything else. Who your looking at is the fastest rising stars in the history of this great sport, Evan Pagano. You know why? Because If you see someone with a quality, I one up them. I can fly higher than anyone, I can wrestle better than anyone, I can make the crowd love me or hate me better than anyone. I've had more knee problems than Daz, bitten off more ears than Mike Bison, and have cheesier promos than the Rock and Roll Express 2.0....and I'm in my twenties! How can't you like me?
I was bummed when I heard the company sold out. Crushed. But then, I'm hit with news! Were back in bussiness. Owned by a winner of McMahons Million Dol....
. Haha felt like doing a promo, this is one of the most original ideas I've seen in a long time. Oh now that's just stepping over the line!
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Post by zombiesx on Jun 7, 2008 13:31:19 GMT -5
Can not wait for the next card btw.
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Post by CF9™ on Jun 7, 2008 15:28:04 GMT -5
The camera spins around, only to reveals a smiling Evan Pagano
Welcome everybody, boys and girls, transvestites and everything else. Who your looking at is the fastest rising stars in the history of this great sport, Evan Pagano. You know why? Because If you see someone with a quality, I one up them. I can fly higher than anyone, I can wrestle better than anyone, I can make the crowd love me or hate me better than anyone. I've had more knee problems than Daz, bitten off more ears than Mike Bison, and have cheesier promos than the Rock and Roll Express 2.0....and I'm in my twenties! How can't you like me?
I was bummed when I heard the company sold out. Crushed. But then, I'm hit with news! Were back in bussiness. Owned by a winner of McMahons Million Dol....
. Haha felt like doing a promo, this is one of the most original ideas I've seen in a long time. Oh now that's just stepping over the line! Lol okay it's fair game, you can take a shot at me.
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Post by iyfwkidzc on Jun 7, 2008 16:40:12 GMT -5
The Rock and Roll Express 2.0 are in the back, watching Evan Pagano's promo in disgust. NJ: How dare he say BS like that? DA: Yeah, hey Pagano! It doesn't matter if we cut "cheesy" promos! NJ: Yeah, all that matters is OUR SCW Tag Team Titles! DA: Speaking of which, Red Assassins! You two better get ready to die, mother ers!
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Post by zombiesx on Jun 7, 2008 16:53:24 GMT -5
The Rock and Roll Express 2.0 are in the back, watching Evan Pagano's promo in disgust. NJ: How dare he say BS like that? DA: Yeah, hey Pagano! It doesn't matter if we cut "cheesy" promos! NJ: Yeah, all that matters is OUR SCW Tag Team Titles! DA: Speaking of which, Red Assassins! You two better get ready to die, mother ers! best.promo.ever
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Post by CF9™ on Jun 7, 2008 17:39:43 GMT -5
The Rock and Roll Express 2.0 are in the back, watching Evan Pagano's promo in disgust. NJ: How dare he say BS like that? DA: Yeah, hey Pagano! It doesn't matter if we cut "cheesy" promos! NJ: Yeah, all that matters is OUR SCW Tag Team Titles! DA: Speaking of which, Red Assassins! You two better get ready to die, mother ers! Alright, now were even.
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Post by thea55a5in on Jun 9, 2008 2:58:57 GMT -5
NAME: Sabbath AGE: 22 HEIGHT: 6'7 WEIGHT: 289 Lbs HOMETOWN: Detriot, Michagan --- ALIGNMENT: Heel GIMMICK: Crazy Extremist --- FINISHER NAME: Tigerbomb FINISHER DESCRIPTION: Tigerbomb
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