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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jun 11, 2008 16:01:57 GMT -5
So TNA gets a new women's wrestler, known on the indie scene as Mickie Knuckles. So what name does (probably) Vince Russo come up with for her?
Moose.
Get it? Moose Knuckles.
I'm surprised he hasn't called her finishing move the Camel Toe.
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Post by Adam on Jun 11, 2008 16:14:42 GMT -5
Shhhh, don't give them ideas!!!
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Post by the franchise on Jun 11, 2008 16:21:09 GMT -5
I always suspected she was a man so Mickie "Moose" Knuckles suits her well.
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Post by AP on Jun 11, 2008 16:30:29 GMT -5
she looks like a moose
the name is perfect
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Post by Jordan on Jun 11, 2008 16:40:01 GMT -5
How do you know it was Vince Russo who named her? You do realise he handles maybe only 20% of TNA's booking right?
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Post by CBT on Jun 11, 2008 16:41:40 GMT -5
I didn't know there was such a thing as "Moose Knuckles", so I wanna thank you for putting another unexplainable term on my computer.
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Post by zombiesx on Jun 11, 2008 16:41:48 GMT -5
She at least is a passionate worker, but WHAT THE  ?! |
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Post by tnafan4life on Jun 11, 2008 16:54:25 GMT -5
You do know that Dutch Mantell handles the Knockout division right? Before someone says Scott D'Amore does - he just helps train them and all.
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Post by sparks on Jun 11, 2008 17:37:03 GMT -5
Vince Russo? Like SodaGuy said, doesn't Mantell run the Women's Division? Besides, it was Jarrett who bought Knuckles in, so maybe he came up with Moose?
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Post by Flava Dave on Jun 11, 2008 18:12:16 GMT -5
lawlz
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 18:27:06 GMT -5
That doesn't matter..... We need to put all the heat on Russo because ZOMG he sucks....
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Post by Heresy on Jun 11, 2008 22:28:47 GMT -5
Nothing says "marketing goldmine" in pro wrestling quite like the name of a forrest dwelling ungulate.
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Jun 11, 2008 22:58:18 GMT -5
How do you know it was Vince Russo who named her? You do realise he handles maybe only 20% of TNA's booking right? It's a damn good assumption, because there's precedent. After all, Vince Russo was the man who came up with the name "Hugh G. Rection" and created the Sports Entertainment Xtreme stable. Bottom line: Vince Russo is obsessed with sex. |
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Post by Heresy on Jun 12, 2008 0:16:51 GMT -5
How do you know it was Vince Russo who named her? You do realise he handles maybe only 20% of TNA's booking right? It's a damn good assumption, because there's precedent. After all, Vince Russo was the man who came up with the name "Hugh G. Rection" and created the Sports Entertainment Xtreme stable. Bottom line: Vince Russo is obsessed with sex. Vince McMahon is obsessed with sex... Vince Russo is obsessed with poles. ;D |
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Post by dancinfatass on Jun 12, 2008 10:21:58 GMT -5
Gerweck.net is already reporting that Mickie "Moose" Knuckles is done with the company. If so I for one am glad. I don't see anything good from her, she looks like a typical indy womans wrestler.
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Post by addam on Jun 12, 2008 10:25:37 GMT -5
I didn't know there was such a thing as "Moose Knuckles", so I wanna thank you for putting another unexplainable term on my computer. ahhhh, yes the moose knuckle.....a member of the camel toe family, but fatter and never under any circumstances even remotely hot. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 13:52:24 GMT -5
addam, thanks to that post... i'm gonna throw up. Just the thought makes me cringe.
As for Mickie, am I the only one that when I think of Mickie Knuckles... I think of her wrestling in a warehouse, for 20 people?
- Triple S
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Post by James St. James on Jun 13, 2008 13:29:24 GMT -5
I'm glad she is done, it didn't make any sense for her to be with The Beautiful People, nevermind the inexplicable name change.
Maybe she would have caught on had they hyped her a bit more before the PPV and put her in a better wrestling attire. I could've sworn she was one of the (many) disgusting fat broads in WEW.
And finally, a moose knuckle is when a GUYs pants are too tight and you can see his balls.
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Post by The Raven Effect on Jun 13, 2008 13:38:32 GMT -5
I just like how she's Moose now, and yet she still has the shorts that say "Mickie" with brass knuckle on them.
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Post by Mark on Jun 13, 2008 14:03:58 GMT -5
Why did they sign that ugly bag of garbage?
Lmfao im seriously trying to figure that out. Keep her in the basement in the IWA where she belongs. she don't deserve to make it no where near wwe or TNA.
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